NukeCraft: Keepin’ the Peace!

nuclear arsenal, global politics, russia, geopolitical tensions, strategic defense

New Minecraft Servers

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. we got more nukes than the US tryna scare off Russia, China, and North Korea, like, who even needs diplomacy when you got that kinda firepower in Minecraft, amirite? join us and be part of the most explosive server in the history of blocky worlds. plus, we got llamas that can spit fireballs and creepers that drop diamond blocks instead of exploding. it’s like, a total blast, literally. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let’s blow this joint up, in a totally fun way, of course.

90sKidLostInMinecraftSMP

fads, vintage, CD Players, blockbuster, flip phones

OMG guise, u gotta join dis amazin Minecraft SMP cuz it’s like totally lit like a 90s rave party! Remember when Tamagotchis were the shiz and everyone had frosted tips? Well, that’s the vibe of our server, except we have flying pigs and rainbow sheep!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out and have dance battles. And rumor has it, if you find the legendary diamond disco ball, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So come join us and relive the glory days of the 90s and 2000s, where Blockbuster was still a thing and Britney Spears ruled the charts. It’s gonna be a blast from the past, but with creepers and zombies instead of boy bands and butterfly clips. Let’s get this party started, y’all! #ThrowbackThursday #MinecraftMadness #Y2KForever

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SwearCraft: Parents’ Approval

cultural influences, language development, family relationships, childhood experiences, parenting

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone acts like they’re at a tea party? Well, come join our server where the only rule is to swear like a sailor! We guarantee your parents will be proud of your newfound vocabulary skills after spending just a few hours on our server. So come on over and let the profanity flow like a river of lava in the Nether!

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AliceCraft Minecraft Server

Chinese envoy, Politics, Germany-China relations, right wing, controversy

so, like, u know how in Minecraft u can build ur own world and stuff? well, this server is like that, but with a twist! imagine if the far-right leader of Germany was actually a Minecraft player and held secret meetings with a Chinese envoy in the game! like, they were trading diamonds for emeralds or something, it’s wild! join this server for a chance to uncover the secret dealings of world leaders in the virtual world. who knows what other crazy stuff you’ll find on here! come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other!

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CraftyLatAmTrust-China-TrumpDemand

trump, Global influence, Diplomacy, international relations, economic cooperation

come join our epic minecraft server where we promise you ‘trustworthy’ fun and craziness like never before! forget about trump’s demands, we only demand that you have a blast with us!

imagine building a giant wall around your base to keep out the creepers, just like trump wants to build a wall around the border! but don’t worry, our wall is way cooler and won’t cause any political controversy.

explore our vast world filled with jungles, deserts, and even hidden villages just like in latin america! make alliances with other players and form your own powerful empire, just like china!

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest and most hilarious adventures in minecraft history! trust us, you won’t regret it!

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Lion Owner’s Paradise

Wealthy, affluent, privileged, Owners, lion

this server is so lit, it’s like a party in a volcano, but without the lava burns. we got diamonds for days, like seriously, you’ll be swimming in them like Scrooge McDuck in his money vault.

our community is tighter than a creeper’s hug, we all got each other’s backs like a pack of wolves. and speaking of wolves, we have a secret underground wolf army that will protect you from any pesky zombies or skeletons that try to ruin your day.

oh, and did i mention the lion? yeah, we have a freakin’ lion roaming around the server. don’t worry, he’s tame as a kitten, but he’ll still strike fear into the hearts of your enemies.

so come join us on this epic adventure, where the only limit is your imagination. plus, where else can you say you own a lion in a video game? let’s get this party started! 🦁🎉

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NukeCraft: Keepin’ the Peace!

90sKidLostInMinecraftSMP

SwearCraft: Parents’ Approval

AliceCraft Minecraft Server

CraftyLatAmTrust-China-TrumpDemand

Lion Owner’s Paradise