NukeCraft: Keepin’ the Peace!

arms race, China, defense policy, Deterrence, geopolitical tensions, global politics, international relations, keepin, military deployment, military strategy, national security, North Korea, nuclear arsenal, Nuclear deterrence, nuclear proliferation, nuclear threats, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, Peace, russia, strategic defense, US

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8840
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	1306	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Zombie Dances:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6515
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

New Minecraft Servers

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. we got more nukes than the US tryna scare off Russia, China, and North Korea, like, who even needs diplomacy when you got that kinda firepower in Minecraft, amirite? join us and be part of the most explosive server in the history of blocky worlds. plus, we got llamas that can spit fireballs and creepers that drop diamond blocks instead of exploding. it’s like, a total blast, literally. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let’s blow this joint up, in a totally fun way, of course.

Epic Tales Realm 1.20.2

1.20.2, animal names, autism flare, chapter titles, comic art, Dinosaurs, Epic, furry creatures, Gon, Gon Selection, High-quality scans, Manga, Masashi Tanaka, mean predators, non-dialogue, Realm, Spanish scans, storytelling genius, Tales, Visual Storytelling, Wilderness, wordless storytelling

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1768
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Gods Slained:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	88
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Villages Defended:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Yo, bros, listen up! This server is like a manga you don’t even need to read, just like those anons who say they’re too dumb for manga. We got savage dinosaurs, the last one standing is GON, the wildest of them all! He’s out there defending the friendly and furry from the mean and hungry, all without a single word spoken.

And get this, we got those high-quality scans, so no need to worry about bad quality anymore. Spanish scans, English scans, we got it all! So join us on this wild adventure, where the only thing you need to worry about is which dinosaur GON will take on next. Don’t miss out, join now and let’s get crazy together!

DadCraft: Oops, My Bad!

bad, DadCraft, Oops

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	97
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Magic Items Found:	6051
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and just focus on building epic structures and battling creepers!

Join us and leave your family drama at the door, because here you can be whoever you want to be without any judgment. Plus, you won’t have to worry about any surprise visits from long-lost relatives asking for money – unless they’re asking for in-game currency, of course!

So if you’re looking for a place to unwind, make new friends, and explore endless possibilities, join our server now! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures instead?

TreasuryTrolls: Keep Your Diamonds Safe!

cybersecurity, data access, data breach, data privacy, Data Protection, data security, diamonds, financial data, government oversight, government transparency, Information Security, information sharing, personal information, political concerns, privacy concerns, privacy rights, republicans, Safe, sensitive information, Treasury, TreasuryTrolls, unauthorized access, unauthorized use

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6932
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Dimension Hops:	13	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just normal and predictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild.

Picture this: you log onto the server and are greeted by a talking llama who offers to be your personal tour guide. As you explore the vast world, you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of friendly zombies. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, you discover a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds and gold.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a community of shape-shifting villagers who can transform into any mob at will. Want to see a chicken riding a pig? We’ve got you covered. How about a creeper doing the moonwalk? You’ll see it all on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyMex Tariff Minecraft Server

#announcement, Commerce, CraftyMex, decision, Economy, ecuador, export, Goods, Government, Import, import tax, international relations, Latin America, market, Mexican goods, Minecraft, policy, president, Server, south america, tariff, Taxation, Trade, trade war

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6127
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Mines Excavated:	1236	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where the president of ecuador has gone mad and declared a 27% tariff on all mexican goods IN MINECRAFT!! build your own taco stand and smuggle in those delicious burritos without getting caught by the corrupt minecraft government. join now for a chance to overthrow the president and establish a taco utopia in our crazy virtual world! tacos for everyone, no tariffs allowed!

CraftyComrades: NoRussianExecs

Accountability, alarming rise, brutality, Conflict, CraftyComrades, eastern europe, Executing, global security, human rights violations, international law, investigation, Justice, military aggression, NoRussianExecs, Reports, russia, Ukrainian soldiers, UN, united nations, violations, violations of Geneva Conventions, War Crimes

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	4683
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

LOLZ JOIN OUR SERVER OR ELSE U MIGHT END UP LIKE UKRAINIAN SOLDIERS IN RUSSIA. WE GOT MAD SKILLS AND MAD FUN, NO EXECUTIONS HERE, JUST BLOCKS AND CREEPERS. COME BUILD WITH US AND AVOID THE UN ALARMING REPORTS. PLAY WITH US OR ELSE…BOOM!

BlockyProstate – Digging for a Cure!

advanced prostate cancer, BlockyProstate, California, cancer awareness, cancer deaths, cancer incidence, cancer mortality, Cancer prevention, cancer research, cancer risk factors, cancer screening guidelines, cancer screening recommendations, cancer statistics, cancer treatment, cure, Digging, early detection, mens health, prostate cancer, prostate health, routine screening, Screening, US men

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6027
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	82
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Divine Spears Created:	14
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	102	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing rising is the fun levels! forget about boring old cancer stats, we’ve got creepers and zombies to worry about! our server is so lit, it’ll make your prostate cancer look like a walk in the park. trust us, you won’t regret joining this wild ride of blocky adventures and epic battles. who needs routine screening when you can be battling dragons and building castles instead? join now and let the fun begin!

Dynastium

active community, Adventurer, bedrock, Community, Cross-Play, Diplomacy, dynamics, Earth, Earth Towny, Economy, friendly environment, Geopolitics, immersive experience, Latest Version, minecraft server, Nation building, new adventurer, seasoned strategist, strategy, Towny, vibrant

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	687
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Star Shards Collected:	229
Dragon Eggs Found:	3465	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Dynastium is a vibrant Minecraft server running on the latest version, featuring an Earth Towny setup that brings the dynamics of geopolitics to life. With a welcoming and active community, players can engage in nation-building, diplomacy, and strategy. The server also supports Bedrock players, ensuring everyone can enjoy the fun. Whether you’re a seasoned strategist or a new adventurer, Dynastium offers an immersive experience in a friendly environment.

play.dynastium.net

Minetales

active staff support, advanced anti-cheat, auction house, coinshop, custom factories, custom texture pack, Daily Quests, decorative elements, Dynamic economy, Economy, extensive skills system, Factions, Fishing, interactive chat features, Jobs, levelled mobs, MCMMO, Mining, personal backpacks, professional spawns, pve content, pvp arena, quality of life, Roleplay, Survival, Teams, unique worlds, Vanilla, Voting Rewards, Warps

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	5275
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Villages Defended:	14	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Dimension Hops:	14	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Minetales: Welcoming all crafters! – Custom factories, professional spawns, and extensive skills system – PvP Arena and PvE content – Dynamic economy: coinshop, auction house, jobs, and daily quests – Unique worlds for fishing and mining – Custom texture pack and decorative elements – Personal backpacks and warps – Advanced anti-cheat and levelled mobs – Teams, factions, and interactive chat features – Voting rewards and active staff support – Quality of life: clear lag, action bar, command blocker, anti-dupe – Multiverse support for expanded gameplay Join our growing community at play.minetales.org!

play.minetales.org

Shattered Infinity SMP

action, alliances, Choices, Custom, danger, Discord, DOMINANCE, Exploration, Hunters, Immersive, Infinity, Kingdoms, Magic, Medieval, Modded, NIGHTS, Powers, Realm, Secrets, Shattered, smp, TERRIFIYING, Vampires

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5964
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Holy Grails Found:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Towns Built:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25

Shattered Infinity SMP Overview

Features	Description
Hunters vs. Vampires	Choose between being a vampire or a hunter in this modded Minecraft experience.
Medieval Theme	Immerse yourself in a medieval-themed server with danger and alliances.
Live Server	The server is already live and welcoming new players to join.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by connecting to the IP address provided or by visiting the server’s website.
Can I switch between being a vampire and a hunter?	Yes, players have the ability to switch sides during gameplay.
Are there specific rules in the server?	Yes, there are rules in place to ensure fair gameplay and respect among all players. Be sure to read and follow them.
How can I form alliances and kingdoms?	You can form alliances and kingdoms by interacting with other players in-game and collaborating on goals and strategies.

Galactic Minds 1.21.3

1.21.3, advanced civilizations, aliens, Astrobiology, astrological discoveries, Astronomy, Civilization, Cosmic, cosmic intelligence, extraterrestrial life, Galactic, Galaxy, hypothetical, Intelligent Life, Milky Way, Minds.., Planets, Possibilities, science fiction, SETI, space exploration, speculation, Universe

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9632
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76
Alien Abductions:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Yo, bro, forget about aliens and come join our Minecraft server instead! Why waste time looking for extraterrestrial beings when you can join a community of epic gamers building crazy stuff in blocky worlds?

We may not have aliens, but we do have players from all over the galaxy (figuratively speaking, of course). From Earth to Mars to the mysterious Planet X, our server is a melting pot of intergalactic fun.

Who needs intelligent life on other planets when you can have intelligent gamers crafting masterpieces in a virtual world? Join us now and be part of the coolest space adventure this side of the Milky Way!

DumbPrideMC SMP

arrogance, Boasting, bragging, dumb, DumbPrideMC, egotistical, empty boasting, Foolish, meaningless, pride, self-absorbed, self-aggrandizement, self-centered, self-glorification, self-importance, self-promotion, Shallow, showing off, smp, superficial, trivial, Vanity

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5873
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

OMG, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, totally insane, bro. Like, there’s this one dude who built a giant statue of a potato and worships it as a god. And another player who only communicates in dolphin noises. It’s like a zoo in there, but with blocks and stuff.

And get this, there’s a secret underground society of players who have declared war on all the chickens in the game. They’re like, “Cluck cluck, motherclucker!” and they go around with diamond swords trying to take out every chicken they see. It’s chaos, man.

But the best part is the annual llama race. Yeah, you heard me right. They have llamas dressed up in costumes racing around a track while players bet on who will win. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but way weirder.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky time in Minecraft, you gotta join this server. It’s a total circus, but in a good way. Plus, where else can you find a community of players who take pride in being completely bonkers? It’s a whole new level of dumb, and it’s awesome.

CraftyConspiracyCraft

billionaire, CONSERVATIVE, conspiracy theorists, CraftyConspiracyCraft, Government, political agenda, political beliefs, political control, political corruption, political extremism, political ideology, political influence, political manipulation, political system, Politics, power dynamics, right wing, Trump administration, Trump supporters, US government, wealthy elite

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	8462
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Magic Items Found:	2088
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Divine Spears Created:	21	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Looking for a place to escape the chaos of the real world? Join our Minecraft server, where the only conspiracy theories you’ll find are about who stole all the diamonds from the communal chest! Our billionaire owner may not be running the government, but they sure know how to create an epic virtual world filled with endless possibilities. So come join us and build your own empire, because who needs politics when you have pixelated pigs and exploding creepers to worry about?

Protein Mix-Up Craft

Craft, mixup, protein

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2285
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Alien Abductions:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Animals Bred:	177	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Mythical Swords Crafted:	96	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

So, liek, u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? Well, lemme tell u sumthing, dis server is da bomb diggity! We got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ da cha-cha, and chickens layin’ diamonds!

One time, I saw a player build a house outta cake and then it started raining gummy bears! And don’t even get me started on da secret underground lair filled with treasure and lava slides.

Plus, if u join dis server, u get superpowers like shootin’ laser beams outta ur eyes and flyin’ on a magic carpet made of rainbow sheep wool.

So, what are u waitin’ for? Come join da fun and chaos on dis Minecraft server! It’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me!

⬆️ Straight Up ⬆️

smp, Straight..

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4109
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
New Chunks Explored:	340806	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Zombie Dances:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Straight Up Minecraft Server

Server IP	play.straightupminecraft.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/camSwwyUAe

About Straight Up:

Straight Up is a vanilla Minecraft: Java edition server open to all players. We offer a laid back survival experience that is as close to vanilla as possible. The overworld has never been wiped since our founding date of April 1st, 2019, and we intend to keep it that way. With a rich history spanning over 5 years, there is much to explore and many adventures to be had.

Features:

PvP and griefing permitted. No land claims or land protection.
Stable server performance.
No world resets. Ever.
Minor quality of life changes.
Unobtrusive but effective anticheat.
No /tpa, no /warp, no /home. No currency, factions, or economy plugins.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I claim land or protect my builds?	No, land claims or protections are not allowed on the server.
Are there world resets?	No, the overworld has never been reset since the server’s founding date.
Is PvP allowed?	Yes, PvP and griefing are permitted on the server.
Are there any quality of life changes?	Yes, there are minor quality of life changes such as obtaining player heads and preventing phantom spawns with cookies.
Are there economy plugins or factions?	No, the server focuses on vanilla survival gameplay without currency, factions, or economy plugins.

Time Overlap Craft 1.21.1

1.21.1, Adventure, building, Craft, creativity, cunny, Exploration, FANTASY, Friends, Gaming, King, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, overlap, role playing, Sandbox, strategy, Survival, teamwork, Time, video games, virtual world

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7516
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Runes Activated:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is where the party never stops and the mobs are always ready to boogie down with you.

Imagine a world where you can build a giant statue of a llama wearing sunglasses while riding a rainbow unicorn. Yup, that’s the kind of crazy shiz you can do on this server.

And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles – it’s like Gladiator meets Hunger Games meets a dance-off. You’ll be slaying zombies one minute and busting out your best floss dance move the next.

Plus, the community here is lit AF. You’ll meet fellow gamers who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are. Together, you’ll conquer dungeons, build epic fortresses, and maybe even start a llama-worshipping cult.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started! Cunny and King for life, baby!