lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than biden tryna stop israel from blowin up iranian nuclear sites. why join? cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. plus, our diamonds are so shiny they blind the creepers. also, rumor has it that herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s actually a really nice guy once you get to know him. so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and see what all the fuss is about!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players: 90/100 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed: 10 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 29
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13 Buildings Constructed: 16
Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6
Love Letters Sent: 13 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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