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Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 7574 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Star Shards Collected: | 171 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 15 |
Our server is a haven for those who love to strip down and show off their pixelated goods to the world. From naked mining expeditions to nude PvP battles, we’ve got it all. And don’t worry, we have strict rules in place to ensure everyone feels comfortable and respected while they’re letting it all hang out.
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a community of like-minded individuals who share your love for getting naked in a blocky world? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground nudist colony hidden somewhere on the server where players can frolic in the buff without a care in the world.
So come on, strip down, and join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft adventure. Who needs armor when you’ve got pixelated skin to protect you?