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Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 104/100 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted: 8 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
Meteorite Armor Created: 17 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Falling into the Void: 2
Rainbows Spotted: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 10

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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