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Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 91/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Ores Mined: 8529
Phoenix Feathers Found: 7 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
Love Letters Sent: 7 Epic Shields Constructed: 10
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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