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Biden’s Blocky Battles Minecraft Server

arms deal, Battles, biden, Bidens, blocky, Conflict Resolution, Defense, defense budget, defense cooperation, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, international relations, JSOW, military aid, military alliance, military equipment, military intervention, military support, Minecraft, Patriot munitions, security assistance, Server, Ukraine, US$8 billion aid, weapons

u know what’s better than weapons? MINECRAFT! come join our server and escape the chaos of the real world with some good ol’ block building fun! forget about Biden and his billions, come chill with us and build a house made entirely of diamonds! who needs JSOW and Patriot munitions when u have a diamond sword and a pet creeper, amirite? join now and let’s mine and craft our way to victory! #minecraftforlife #diamondsareforever #forgetaboutbiden

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

OlymBANned: Israel’s Epic Win

Achievements, banned, coding, Competition, computer science, consequences, controversy, decision, Dispute, Epic, Excellence, future participation, Global Event, informatics olympiad, International, Israel, Israels, OlymBANned, programming, rules, sanctions, talented students, Technology, WIN

so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like winning the informatics olympiad but then getting banned for being too damn good. like, we don’t play by the rules here, we break ’em with our mad skills and crazy builds. join us if you wanna be part of the most epic and chaotic minecraft community ever. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and diamonds. shh, don’t tell anyone. just come and see for yourself, it’s gonna be a wild ride, i promise.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3518	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9291
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Crafty Balance: Advancement vs Preservation

#sustainability, advancement, balance, Balancing, challenge, CHANGE, cost effective, Crafty, Development, Ethics, Future, growth, hidden cost, Impact, innovation, preservation, progress, RESPONSIBILITY, society, Technology, Value

HEY U, YEAH U! WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL U, DIS SERVER IS DA BOMB DIGGITY! WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY, COWS THAT DANCE, AND SHEEP THAT TALK! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! TALKING SHEEP, BABY!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE ALSO HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SELL DIAMOND ARMOR FOR CHEAP! AND DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE GIANT CHICKEN BOSS THAT DROPS GOLDEN APPLES LIKE IT’S NOBODY’S BUSINESS!

SO, WHAT ARE U WAITING FOR? COME JOIN DIS CRAZY SERVER WHERE ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE! TRUST ME, U WON’T REGRET IT!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Buildings Constructed:	49
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Alien Abductions:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Neolithic Oasis – Oued Beht

Ancient civilization, ancient civilizations, ancient cultures, ancient farming techniques, ancient societies, Archaeological excavation, Archaeological Findings, archaeological survey, Beht, cultural history, farming society, historical discovery, historical research, historical significance, Mediterranean prehistory, morocco, Neolithic, Neolithic settlement, Neolithic society, North Africa, Oasis, Oued, Oued Beht, prehistoric era, prehistoric society

OMG GUYS, HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER?!?! IT’S LIKE DIS COVERED NEOLITHIC SOCIETY IN OUED BEHT, MOROCCO BUT IN MINECRAFT FORM!!!!

JOIN DIS SERVER AND DISCOVER A WHOLE NEW WORLD OF BLOCKY ADVENTURE, WHERE YOU CAN BE A FARMING SOCIETY FROM 3400-2900 BC!!!! YEAH, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT, YOU CAN BE A NEOLITHIC FARMER IN MINECRAFT, HOW COOL IS DAT?!?!

SHED NEW LIGHT ON NORTH AFRICA’S ROLE IN MEDITERRANEAN PREHISTORY BY JOINING DIS SERVER AND BUILDING EPIC FARMS AND ANCIENT STRUCTURES!!!! WHO NEEDS ARCHAEOLOGY WHEN YOU CAN JUST PLAY MINECRAFT, AMIRITE?!?!

SO HURRY UP AND JOIN DIS SERVER, BECAUSE WHO KNOWS WHAT OTHER CRAZY DISCOVERIES YOU’LL MAKE IN THE BLOCKY WORLD OF MINECRAFT?!?! LET’S GET DIGGING, Y’ALL!!!! 🤪🤣🤣🤣

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Big Blocky Bunch – Minecraft Server

big, blocky, bunch, Chuuba birthday calendar, ducks, indie vtuber discussion, indie vtubers, koikatsu cards, large indies, Minecraft, non-english vtubers, OC material, Server, Twitch Clips, twitch partner, upcoming birthdays, viewer count, virtual reality, VOD archival, vtuber community, vtuber swarm, vtuber threads, youtube equivalent

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as exclusive as a VIP club in Ibiza? Look no further, because this server is for indie vtubers with at least 500 viewers! Why settle for the mainstream when you can hang out with the cool kids who are slightly less popular?

Got a vtuber crush with only 499 viewers? Don’t worry, as long as they’re a Twitch partner or equivalent on YouTube, they’re welcome here! We’re all about supporting the underdogs, even if they’re just one member corpo with less than 1000 CCV.

Check out our /lig/ Numbers website to see who’s hot and who’s not in the indie vtuber scene. And don’t forget to spin the /lig/ Wheel of Names for a chance to win… well, nothing really, but it’s fun!

Join now for a chance to celebrate chuuba birthdays, exchange Koikatsu cards (SEEEEEEEEEX), and discuss all things vtuber-related. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a duck or two on our server. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server this side of the virtual world!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Farms Harvested:	147
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

FANTOM LINK Minecraft SMP GODS

Altcoin, Analysis, Blockchain, comparison, cryptocurrency, decentralized finance, digital assets, Fantom, FTM, Gods, growth, investing, Link, long-term investment., market, Minecraft, Performance, price, profit, smp, strategy, Trading, trend

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most chaotic SMP out there!

Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, creepers breakdancing, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. Our server is so insane that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the diamonds on our server are actually made of pure gold, and the zombies drop enchanted golden apples like it’s nobody’s business.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your inventory filled with ridiculous loot. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Potions Brewed:	71
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Divine Spears Created:	28
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	8

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

DressCraft: FlatterMeFabulously

body flaunting, body positivity, body shaming, bridesmaid drama, bridesmaid etiquette, DressCraft, family conflict, fashion choices, FlatterMeFabulously, floor length dress, navy blue dress, off the shoulder sleeves, postpartum body, self-confidence, sibling relationship, sibling rivalry, sister drama, tight waist, wedding attire, wedding dress, wedding planning

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is that your blocky avatar must wear navy blue dresses! Just kidding, that would be ridiculous. But speaking of ridiculous, let me tell you about the time I (21f) became a bridesmaid for my sister’s (30f) wedding.

So my sister got engaged after getting pregnant, and she’s all stressed out about the wedding. She demanded all the bridesmaids wear navy blue dresses, so I went out and got this stunning dress that accentuated my waist and made me feel like a Minecraft model. When I showed it to her, she freaked out and accused me of trying to steal her spotlight. Like, sis, I’m just trying to look good for the creepers, okay?

Long story short, she banned me from the wedding because my dress was too “skimpy” for her postpartum body. But hey, I’m not returning this dress, it cost me diamonds! So if you want to join a Minecraft server where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion, come on over. Just leave your navy blue dresses at home, okay?

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Runes Activated:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

NudeFam Minecraft SMP

acceptance, body positivity, Boundaries, comfort, Communication, culture, family, Individuality, Minecraft, norms, NudeFam, nudity, Open-mindedness, Opinions, personal beliefs, privacy, relationships, Respect, Self-expression, smp, social constructs, Taboos, VALUES

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe? Well, look no further because our SMP is all about pushing boundaries and breaking taboos! We encourage nudity within our Minecraft families because why should pixels have to wear clothes? Join us for a wild ride filled with scandalous skins and hilarious hijinks. Who knows, you might even find your long lost pixelated cousin and have a family reunion like no other! So come on, join our server and let your Minecraft family flag fly!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Meteorites Collected:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Void Gems Collected:	36	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Buildings Constructed:	49	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

BlockyHeartbreaks

BlockyHeartbreaks, emotional distress, emotional pain, emotional trauma, Grief, Heartache, Heartbreaking, heartbreaking situation, hurtful moment, painful experience, painful memory, sorrow, sorrowful moment, Suffering, tragic event, Trauma, traumatic experience, Witness, witnessing hurt, witnessing pain, witnessing suffering

Have you ever seen a creeper blow up someone’s meticulously built house right before their eyes? Or watched as someone accidentally fell into a pit of lava with all their diamond gear? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll witness even more epic fails and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and plenty of shenanigans. Who needs drama in real life when you can experience all the madness in the virtual world? So come on, join us and prepare for the most outrageous and entertaining Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	20	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	13

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

KremlinCraft Minecraft Server

artillery, Attack, battle, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, eastern front, international relations, Invasion, KremlinCraft, kyiv, Losses, Military, military equipment, Minecraft, russia, Russian army, Server, Troops, Ukraine, Vehicles, War

LOL come join this epic minecraft server where russia loses 1,400 troops, 71 artillery, and 159 vehicles in ONE DAY! kyiv is lit af on this server, you gotta see it to believe it! we got crazy battles, explosions, and chaos everywhere! join now and be part of the madness, you won’t regret it! #russialoses #kyivminecraftmadness

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3694

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

NukeCraftFunTime

Attack, Conflict, Crisis, danger, Defense, escalation, Government, international relations, Military, nuclear plants, NukeCraftFunTime, president, putin, russia, Safety, SECURITY, threat, Ukraine, War, world news, Zelensky

so like, u know how in minecraft u gotta protect ur base from creepers and stuff? well, on this server, u gotta protect ur nuclear plants from russia! they be tryna attack and u gotta be the hero to stop them! join now to save the world from a radioactive disaster! plus, we got flying pigs and dancing llamas, so like, why wouldn’t u wanna join? come on, be a hero and have some fun at the same time!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Planet PlopCraft

astronomical discovery, astronomical observation, astronomical phenomenon, Astronomy, celestial body, Cosmic Discovery, discovery, earth-like planet, Exoplanet, Future, planet, planetary orbit, planetary science, PlopCraft, potential habitability, scientific research, solar system, Space discovery, space exploration, stellar evolution, Universe, white dwarf

so, like, imagine this, right? we found this crazy planet orbiting a white dwarf star, like, what even is that? but get this, it’s just like earth, but, like, way cooler. there’s, like, diamonds everywhere and the pigs can fly, man. it’s, like, a sneak peek into the future of our solar system, but, like, way more fun. so, come join us on this wild ride and explore this wacky planet with us. who knows what kind of adventures we’ll have, dude. it’s gonna be, like, out of this world, literally.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	New Chunks Explored:	119503
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Block Party Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us on a wild adventure through Level 5 of the TGS 2024 tournament where you’ll battle giant chickens, ride on flying pigs, and even have a dance-off with a creeper!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Disco Ball, where players can show off their best dance moves and win epic prizes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden portal to the Netherworld, where you can challenge the fearsome Ender Dragon to a game of chess!

So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Endless Night Skies:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Jobless Steve Minecraft SMP

Identity, inner peace, Jobless, material possessions, Minecraft, personal growth, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self value, self worth, self-acceptance, self-empowerment, Self-expression, self-fulfillment, self-identity, self-realization, smp, societal expectations, steve

Are you tired of being defined by your job, your bank account, or the car you drive? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where none of that matters!

Here, you can be whoever you want to be – whether it’s a block-building wizard, a llama whisperer, or a potato farmer. The possibilities are endless! And who needs a wallet when you can trade diamonds and emeralds instead?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground society of dancing chickens who hold the key to unlimited riches. Will you be the one to uncover their feathered secrets?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and discover a world where your true self can shine – no job titles or bank statements required!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	338	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	27

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

CheaterCraft Minecraft Server

aita, CheaterCraft, Cheating, cousin, dyslexia, education, Friend, ipad, Job, Minecraft, nursing program, personal iPad, Preparation, PRESSURE, Program, re-test, refusal, scheme, Server, study materials, study time, TEAS test, test

Looking for a Minecraft server that will test your skills and make you think on your feet? Look no further than our server, where we make sure you’re prepared for any challenge that comes your way!

Join our server and experience the thrill of troubleshooting in real-time, just like the OP did with their friend’s TEAS test. Can you figure out the solution before time runs out and you have to leave to pick up your kids? Only the most skilled players will prevail!

But that’s not all – we also offer study materials for our server, so you can prepare for any task that comes your way. And if you need a break from studying, you can always recruit a friend or cousin to help you out, just like the OP’s friend did.

So if you’re looking for a server that will test your problem-solving skills, make you think on your feet, and maybe even help you pass a test or two, then join us today! Just remember, don’t forget to study for at least six weeks before you log on – you never know what challenges await you.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Falling into the Void:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Buildings Constructed:	38	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2