NudeCraft: Just Block It! | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NoStressCraft

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	4552
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Runes Activated:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Animals Bred:	115	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Towns Built:	3

Are you tired of constantly worrying about creepers blowing up your builds and skeletons shooting you from a distance? Well, fear no more because on our server, anxiety is a thing of the past! Join us and experience the blissful life of a carefree Minecraft player where the only thing you need to worry about is how to tame that pesky llama that keeps spitting on you.

Our server is so relaxing, even the Ender Dragon takes a chill pill when it sees how zen everyone is. We have a secret potion that turns all mobs into adorable puppies that follow you around and do tricks for treats. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can take a dip in our lava hot tub for the ultimate relaxation experience.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to anxiety and hello to a world of endless fun and ridiculousness. Trust us, your mental health will thank you.

CarrotCraft – Sweet Sugar Server

bioactive compounds, blood sugar regulation, CarrotCraft, Carrots, diabetes management, diabetes prevention, dietary intervention, fiber rich foods, glucose levels, gut flora, health benefits, Healthy Eating, Insulin sensitivity, metabolic health, mouse model study, nutrient-rich food, plant based diet, Server, Sugar, sugar absorption, SWEET, type 2 diabetes, Vegetable, weight management

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	4195
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where CARROTS WILL SAVE YOUR LIFE!!! we have a special mod that makes carrots help regulate your blood sugar and improve your gut flora, just like in a new mouse model study.

imagine munching on a carrot while fighting off zombies and skeletons, feeling your cells absorb sugar like never before. you’ll be the healthiest player in the game, all thanks to our magical carrot mod.

so why wait? join now and let the power of carrots guide you to victory! who knew veggies could be so epic in minecraft?!

WHO WILL ENTER THE DS TO THE OP Minecraft server

Adventure, Anarchy, Aternos, challenge, Clans, classic, Community, creativity, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Events, Exploration, Free Admin, Free Donations, Grief, Hardcore, Limitless, long term, Minecraft, multiplayer, No bans, No Donations, No Mini-Games, No Private, No Registration, No Rules, No Wipes, not reset, ONLINE, open world, Pirate, player freedom, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Russian, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Unique, Vanilla, Weddings, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7073
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Towns Built:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Emeralds Found:	7944
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	245	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

A Minecraft server based on the idea that players can do almost anything. The world never resets, PVP, no rules of any kind. You cannot be banned for any reason.

At the same time, imagine that over the many years of its existence there has never been a wipe on the server.

49.12.168.17:35825

Gatekeeper’s Realm 1.20.4

1.20.4, Apocalypse, athlete black men, blonde women, brunette women, Community, dessert, Diversity, ethical dilemma, food supply, Gatekeepers, group dynamics, Hunger, long-term planning, moral choices, Realm, Resource Management, sacrifice, secure bunker, Shelter, Survival, tough decision, white women

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9422
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Emeralds Found:	6144
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Dimension Hops:	13
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Join our Minecraft server where you can experience the ultimate apocalypse scenario!

Imagine being in a bunker with a bunch of athlete black men, fighting for survival and food for 15 years!

Or picture yourself with a group of 50 blonde and brunette white women aged 18-25, trying to survive and thrive on only 10 years worth of food!

But wait, there’s more! How about teaming up with 10 assorted desserts on a stick that are completely useless in a fight, but will keep you fed for 18 years!

Join now and choose your group wisely, because in this Minecraft server, the apocalypse is just the beginning of the madness!

EternalBlockParty – Minecraft SMP

EternalBlockParty, Life goals Longevity Happiness Health Fulfillment Dreams Contentment Love Success Wealth Family Peace Wisdom Adventure Prosperity Gratitude Passion Balance Purpose Abundance, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1572
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the Macarena. Yeah, that’s the kind of craziness you’ll find on this server.

We’ve got a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds. And don’t even get me started on the giant chicken boss that drops fried chicken wings as loot. It’s lit, fam.

But wait, there’s more! We have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT that will launch you into the stratosphere. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden potato that grants you infinite hunger.

So, if you want to join the most insane, wacky, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP server out there, hit me up for the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s a wild ride, my dude.

CraftyCreationsMC

Afterlife, Beliefs, CraftyCreationsMC, creator, deity, Divine, Existence, FAITH, GOD, Higher power, moral code, opinion, philosophy, PRAYER, Religion, salvation, spirituality, Supernatural, theology, Universe, Worship

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	875
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Astral Projections Made:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server where even God himself plays? That’s right, our server is so amazing that even the big man upstairs can’t resist logging on to build some epic structures and battle it out with other players. Join now to see if you can take on God in a PvP match or team up with him to create the ultimate base. Who knows, maybe he’ll even bless you with some diamond armor for good luck! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to impress the man upstairs!

TrumpCraft: Last Stand Ukraine

administration, Allies, cooperation, Defence, eastern europe, foreign policy, global affairs, international relations, Meeting, Military, nato, Politics, president, SECURITY, Stand, strategic partnership, summit, TRANSITION, trump, Trumpcraft, Ukraine, united states

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3932
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Players Killed by Monsters:	5213
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

🤣🤣🤣 OMG u guys, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server where we pretend to be Ukraine allies tryna hold off Trump before he takes office! 🇺🇦🤝🤡 We build giant walls and have epic battles with zombie pigmen dressed as politicians! 💥🐷 And if u join now, u get a free pet chicken named Hillary Cluckton! 🐔👑 So come on, join us in the fight against the orange menace and let’s show him who’s boss in this wacky world of blocks and pixels! 🌍🎮 #UkraineAlliesUnite #TrumpTakedown #MinecraftMadness 😂🔥

Firestorm Frenzy

abrupt climate change, Firestorm, Frenzy, increased wildfire activity, past periods, potential feature, significant shifts, study, temperature fluctuations, tropical rainfall patterns, world

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4994
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Zombie Dances:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Holy Grails Found:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

join our minecraft server and experience the wildest wildfires you’ve ever seen! we’ve got crazy weather patterns that will keep you on your toes as you try to survive the flames. who needs boring old regular climate when you can have abrupt climate change in minecraft? come join us for a fiery adventure like no other!

Rainbow Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, Anime, content creators, Digital Media, Entertainment, fanbase, Gaming, Good, IDOLS, japanese, Live streaming, Music, Niji Sanji, NijiEN, Nijisanji, Online Community, Performance, RAINBOW, Realm, talent agency, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1405
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Emeralds Found:	4738	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server called NijiEN.

You gotta join cuz like, the pigs there can fly and the cows can breakdance. It’s a whole new level of wackiness, man.

And get this, the trees drop diamonds instead of leaves. Like, what even is reality anymore?

Plus, the zombies are actually super chill and just wanna have a dance party with you. It’s like Thriller up in here, but with blocky zombies.

So yeah, if you wanna experience a Minecraft server that’s on some next level trippy shiz, then NijiEN is where it’s at, my dude.

SassySheepMinecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal characteristics, Animal intelligence, animal kingdom, animal personalities, Animals, anthropomorphism, Communication, Conversation, FANTASY, hypothetical scenarios, Kindness, Manners, niceness, niceness in animals, rudeness, rudeness in animals, SassySheepMinecraft, smp, speculation, Talking Animals

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	729
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Zombie Dances:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most lit server ever! We have talking animals, like, can you even imagine how crazy that is? The pigs are all like “oink oink, give me some diamonds, bro” and the cows are all like “moo, I’m too fabulous for this grass.” It’s a total riot, I swear!

But wait, it gets even better. The creepers are actually super chill and just want to be friends. They’re all like “sssssssup, let’s blow stuff up together!” And the zombies are like “braaaaains, but also friendship.” It’s a total party up in here, I’m telling you.

So yeah, if you want to hang out with some sassy animals and make friends with explosive creepers, you gotta join this server. It’s a wild ride, but trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the talking chickens, they’re a little too obsessed with their feathers.

AgeCraft: Noob at Redstone

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3923
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Dimension Hops:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Are you tired of being judged for not knowing how to build a redstone contraption at the ripe old age of 12? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, age is just a number and incompetence is celebrated! Join us and revel in your inability to craft a simple pickaxe without consulting the Minecraft wiki for the 100th time. Our community of equally clueless players will make you feel right at home as you struggle to survive in a world where even the pigs laugh at your lack of mining skills. So come on down to our server and embrace your inner noob, because here, being a noob is the new pro!

PixelPorkChop’s Fast & Fit Server

abdominal fat, blood sugar regulation, cardiovascular health, Fast, fasting and abdominal fat, fasting and blood sugar, fasting and cardiovascular health, fasting benefits, fasting benefits for obesity, fasting effects, fasting for health, fasting for weight loss, fasting methods, fasting research, fasting results, fasting schedule, fasting tips, fit, intermittent fasting, obesity, PixelPorkChops, Server, subcutaneous fat, weight loss

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	2402
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Villages Defended:	13
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Runes Activated:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	15

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of being a chunky monkey in Minecraft? Well, do I have the server for you! We got that intermittent fasting action going on up in here!

Imagine this: you log on to the server and your character automatically starts fasting from 5 pm until 9 am the next day. Not only will you lose weight faster than a creeper explodes, but your heart will be healthier than a diamond sword!

But wait, there’s more! By not eating anything during those fasting hours, you’ll regulate your blood sugar like a pro and say goodbye to that pesky subcutaneous fat! Say hello to a leaner, meaner Minecraft machine!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and watch those pounds melt away faster than ice in the Nether! Let’s get fit, Minecraft style!

Lavbyte

Anti-Xray, apply, collaboration, Currency, Discord, Google form, java, Land Claims, Lavbyte, Minecraft, Protection, Server, smp, South US region, Survival, Tpa, twitch, Whitelist, world backups, Youtubers

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5064
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	197	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Server Overview

Server Type	Whitelisted Survival
Version	Java 1.21.4
Region	South US

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can apply through our Google Form: Application Form

Q: What are some server highlights?

Land claims, TPA, currency, world backups, protection, anti-xray, etc.
Stress on no cheating or harassment.

Q: What are the rules for the server?

A: No cheating of any kind, and no harassment of any kind.

Q: How will I know if I am approved?

A: Once approved, you will be added to the whitelist and added on discord.

Girl Ass Worship Land 1.20.1

1.20.1, accident, ass, CHEEKS, destroyed love, Disgusting, Drunk, eating butt, face between cheeks, fart, girl, girl ass, Girlfriend, Land, life destroyed, no desire, play with ass, putrid shit, stank, Throat, tight asshole, Tongue, Worship, worshipping

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	4100
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Emeralds Found:	9475	Elemental Crystals Collected:	41
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Towns Built:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Hey bros, are you tired of worshipping girl ass only to have your dreams shattered by a stinky fart in your mouth? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the horrors of real life butt play gone wrong!

On our server, you can build your own world where no farts can ruin your fun. Explore new lands, mine for diamonds, and never worry about a stinky surprise again.

So come on, join us and leave the smelly memories behind. Let’s build a new world together, free from the horrors of butt-related disasters. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Auntie Scammy’s Cash Grab

advice, Assistance, aunt, AUNTIE, Boundaries, career, Cash, Communication, Decision making, Dilemma, family, financial help, Grab, Guilt, Honesty, loyalty, MONEY, parents, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Scammys, Secrets, Support, Trust

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2049
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Falling into the Void:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as confusing as your aunt asking for 30k out of the blue? Look no further! Join our server where you can mine for diamonds while pondering the mysteries of family dynamics and financial woes.

We promise no one will ask you for 30k, but who knows what kind of crazy requests you might encounter in our virtual world. Maybe you’ll stumble upon a lost miner who needs your help finding their fortune, or a mysterious villager who offers you riches in exchange for completing absurd quests.

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for not telling your mom about your aunt’s strange request – just focus on building epic structures and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies. Who knows, maybe your aunt will even log on and explain herself in the chat. Anything is possible in the world of Minecraft!

Players:	103/900	Votes:	9062
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Magic Items Found:	1426	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4