NudeBeachDisaster Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8642
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	46
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Alien Abductions:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your sandcastle on a nude beach, minding your own business, when suddenly a creeper appears out of nowhere and blows up your entire creation! But fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, you can join a community of fellow nudists who will have your back (literally) as you navigate the dangers of the wilderness.

Join us for epic battles against giant squid bosses, treasure hunts for hidden diamond thongs, and dance parties in the glowstone-lit disco cave. And don’t worry about getting lost – our resident parrot guides will lead you back to safety, squawking directions in perfect harmony.

So come on, strip down to your blocky birthday suit and join us on the wildest, wackiest, and most naked Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky Endermen – they love stealing clothes!

EonCraft – Nexus Realm 1.20.2

1.20.2, Amanogawa Shiina 天ノ川しいな, Ayase Yuu 絢世ユウ, Chisaka Airi 千坂アイリ, Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー, Eimi Isami 勇エイミ, Ember Amane 天音エンバー, EonCraft, Erina Makina エリナ・マキナ, Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ, Fuura Yuri ふうら百合, Gram Pico 倉夢ぴこ, Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり, Hikanari Hina 光鳴ひな, Himemiya Rie 姫宮りえ, Jelly Hoshiumi 星海ジェリー, Kaminari Clara 歌美鳴クララ., Kaneko Lumi 金子瑠美, Kannagi Loki 巫ロキ, Kokoromo Memory 恋衣めもり, Komachi Panko 小町ぱんこ, Lia 鈴香アシェリア, Muu Muyu むうむゆ, Nexus, Official Character References, Official Schedule, Official Twitch Archive Channels, Official twitter, Official Website, PCG, phase connect, Phase Connect General, Phase Connect Links, Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ, Realm, Remilia Nephys レミリア・ネフィス, Runie Ruse ルニ・ルーズ, Saya Sairroxs サヤ・サイロクサス, Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる, Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ, Unofficial Phase Connect Archives., Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2248
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Chimeras Created:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Ores Mined:	9792	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Magic Items Found:	5208	Haunted Chests Opened:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the wildest trip you’ll ever take, man. We got characters that’ll blow your mind, like Lia, Utatane Nasa, and Hakushika Iori. And don’t even get me started on Fujikura Uruka and Shisui Michiru, they’re on a whole other level, dude. Plus, we got streams from Tenma Maemi, Pipkin Pippa, and even Dizzy Dokuro – it’s a party up in here, bro.

But wait, there’s more! We got Remilia Nephys, Chisaka Airi, and Amanogawa Shiina bringing the heat, along with Himemiya Rie and Erina Makina. And if that’s not enough for you, we got Komachi Panko, Runie Ruse, and Eimi Isami ready to rock your world. Oh, and don’t forget about Muu Muyu and Hikanari Hina, they’ll blow your mind, bro.

And if you’re into some Japanese flair, we got Kannagi Loki, Kokoromo Memory, and Gram Pico holding it down. Ayase Yuu and Kaminari Clara are also in the mix, bringing that international flavor. So, what are you waiting for, bro? Join this server and let’s get this party started!

Jingle Jangle Madness

Archive, deer, Deer Left, Deltarune, desuarchive, DOE, Doebrary, Doerot, gallery, Game, GDrive, general, google drive, Holiday Edition, jangle, Jingle, Last Doerot, madness, Mega, mega.nz, Noelle Holiday, RELIVE, Trash

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	6261
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Star Shards Collected:	276
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	445	Buildings Constructed:	11
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Dragons Tamed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server out there, where the last deer reigns supreme! Join us in the world of Doerot, where madness and chaos collide in epic proportions. Explore the Doebrary Mega and GDrive, dive into the Doe Gallery, and experience the Doegame like never before. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime in the Last Doerot. Join now and let the insanity begin!

JokesterCraft Minecraft Server

aita, arguments, big guy, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotional triggers, family, family dynamics, family gatherings, Family Support, Healing Process, jokes, JokesterCraft, kitten attack, Minecraft, not being able to take a joke, Scars, self-care, sensitivity, Server, Trauma, Upset

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	7695
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Players Killed by Monsters:	5128	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Emeralds Found:	4743	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Holy Grails Found:	3

So, remember that time I saved my toddler nephew from a vicious kitten attack? Yeah, we both got scratched up pretty bad and now we have battle scars to prove it. But hey, if you join our Minecraft server, you’ll be joining a community of survivors who have faced the wrath of killer kittens and lived to tell the tale. Plus, we have epic build battles and crazy adventures that will make you forget all about those pesky family jokes. So come join us and let’s conquer the virtual world together!

GymRageCraft

anger issues, anger management, car damage, car door damage, car door dent, car door ding, car door hit, Confrontation, confrontation at gym, confrontation over car door, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful parking, fuming, gym parking lot, GymRageCraft, handling anger, lack of apology, lack of respect, losing temper, parking etiquette, Parking lot etiquette

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7036
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Dimension Hops:	15
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	35	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can release all your pent-up anger from real-life situations like the one described above! Join us and let out your frustrations in a virtual world where you can smash blocks instead of car doors.

Our server is the perfect place to blow off steam and have a laugh at the ridiculousness of life. Build a giant statue of the guy who dinged your car, only to have it blown up by a TNT-wielding griefer. Or create a mini-game where players have to navigate a parking lot without getting their doors dented by careless NPCs.

But that’s not all! We also have custom plugins that allow you to spawn angry mobs that represent all the annoying people you encounter in everyday life. From entitled Karen zombies to rude Steve skeletons, you can take out your frustrations on these virtual nuisances.

So come join us on our server and let loose in a world where you can turn real-life annoyances into hilarious Minecraft adventures. Who knew venting could be so much fun?

TariffCraft: Canuck Confusion

border security, Canada, Canuck, China, confusion, diplomatic tensions, Economy, fentanyl supply, foreign policy, global trade, illegal immigrants, Immigration Policy, international relations, mexico, NAFTA, North America, Politics, RETALIATION, TariffCraft, Tariffs, tarriffs, trade war, Trump administration

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8604
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Trump’s trade policies? Look no further! Join our server where we impose ridiculous tariffs on all players for the most absurd reasons. Just like how Canada got slapped with a 25% tariff for…existing? Who knows what crazy tariffs we’ll come up with next! Come join the fun and see if you can survive the chaos of our wacky economy. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky Canadian players, they might try to sneak in without paying their dues!

NestleCraft Server: Trashy Trials!

#sustainability, corporate responsibility, court case, environmental impact, environmental justice, environmental lawsuit, environmental regulations, environmental violations, France, illegal waste dumps, legal action, legal proceedings, Nestlé Waters, NestleCraft, Pollution, Server, TRASHY, trial, Trials, Waste Disposal, waste dumping, waste management, water conservation, water contamination

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9062
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Love Letters Sent:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Dragon Eggs Found:	6651	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Alien Abductions:	2

lol u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server so lit that even Nestlé Waters got jealous and started dumping their trash there? well, now u can! join our server and witness the epic battle between players and evil water corporations. build ur own trash fortress and defend it from the evil Nestlé minions. collect resources and craft weapons to defeat the corporate overlords. join now and be part of the revolution against illegal waste dumps in France! #TrashFortressRevolution #NestléVsPlayers

MiddleClassCraft

Challenges, consumer spending, demographics, Development, economic recovery, Economy, emerging markets, fiscal policy, Global, Government, growth, India, leadership, middle class, MiddleClassCraft, modi, opportunities, Politics, Revival, rough year, strategy

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	412
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Emeralds Found:	3414
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Divine Spears Created:	29	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

so, like, dis server is da bomb diggity, man. like, u gotta join cuz it’s like modi tryna revive growth in india, but in minecraft form. so, like, if u wanna be part of dat middle class vibe and help save da economy, dis server is where it’s at. plus, we got like, crazy cool mods dat will blow ur mind. like, u can ride a flying pig or turn into a unicorn. it’s wild, man. so, like, come join us and be part of dis epic journey to save india’s economy in minecraft form. u won’t regret it, bro.

The city is a lot of opportunities and at home server minecraft

city, home, Minecraft, opportunities, Server

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5167
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5

The description of the server server “City of many opportunities and at home” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Cosmic Crafters 1.20.3

#youtube, 1.20.3, Cosmic, Crafters, education, learning, physics channel, physics concepts, physics content, physics demonstrations, physics experiments, physics explained, physics for beginners, Physics for Kids, physics for students, physics lessons, physics topics, physics tutorials, PHYSICS., Science, Short Video, STEM, Video

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5404
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Mines Excavated:	1860	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Love Letters Sent:	17

Yo, bros and broettes, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a llama on roller skates? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-warping, block-building adventure of a lifetime. Trust me, you’ll be questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft once you step foot in this wacky wonderland.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you get to build epic structures and battle fierce mobs, but you’ll also have the chance to ride on the backs of giant chickens and engage in epic dance-offs with the Ender Dragon.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

WeddingCraft: Family Reunion Fail

Best Friend, Bridesmaid, decision, Drama, Fail, family, Family Reunion, important, last minute, loyalty, Overseas, parents, regret, relationships, reunion, sacrifice, selfish, Siblings, Support, tradition, Wedding, WeddingCraft

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8520
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	77	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Are you tired of boring family reunions where all you do is roast marshmallows and catch up on each other’s lives? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding what color block to build your house with.

Forget about tradition and family expectations, come be a part of our wacky community where we celebrate last-minute weddings and bridesmaid duties. Who needs relatives you only see once a year when you can have virtual friends who will never guilt trip you for choosing a wedding over a reunion?

So, say goodbye to the family drama and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Build your dream wedding venue, invite your virtual friends, and create memories that will last a lifetime (or until the next server reset). Join us now and let the fun begin!

BlockyBluesCraft

Awareness, BlockyBluesCraft, depression awareness, depressive symptoms, emotional health, emotional well being, hidden symptoms, lesser known symptoms, major depression, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health education, mental health stigma, mental health support, mental illness, Mental Wellness, mood disorders, psychological health, signs of depression, Symptoms, understanding depression

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3285
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Crops Grown:	5285
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2

Are you feeling like a creeper about to explode with sadness? Join our Minecraft server and let the power of building and crafting cure your major depression! Our virtual world is filled with magical potions that will make you feel like you just found a diamond in a cave. Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon is a licensed therapist who gives free counseling sessions to all players. So come on, join us and let’s mine away those blues together!

Epic Underdog Support 1.20.5

1.20.5, Admiration, autist, cheer, compassion, determination, Empathy, encouragement, endearing, Epic, Fan, Fandom, gullible, Hope, Losers, loyalty, oneitis, perseverance, rooting for losers, Support, Sympathy, Underdog, Underdogs

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2652
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Gods Slained:	1	Animals Bred:	91
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Votes:	3815

Yo, listen up you little Minecraft maniacs! This server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a rainbow-filled vortex of pure chaos and madness.

Join us if you want to experience the most epic adventures with a community of absolute lunatics who will make you question your own sanity.

We’ve got more memes than you can shake a stick at, and the only rule is that there are no rules.

So come on, jump into the rabbit hole with us and let’s see how deep this Minecraft madness goes. Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but who cares? YOLO!

CreeperTunes: What’s Your Darkest Jam?

chilling tracks, CreeperTunes, creepy music, creepy tunes, Dark Music, Darkest, darkest song, disturbing lyrics, eerie atmosphere, eerie lyrics, gloomy tunes, Gothic music, Haunting Melodies, haunting songs, Jam, macabre songs, Melancholic Melodies, Music, music fans, ominous melodies, Sinister Vibes, somber tracks, spooky music, whats

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	170
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Ores Mined:	4464

Are you tired of mining and crafting in silence on other boring servers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate destination for music lovers! We have a special feature where every block you break plays a different note, creating a symphony of chaos as you build your masterpiece.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the darkest songs you’ll ever hear in Minecraft. Legend has it that if you listen to these songs while playing, your diamonds will double in size and your enemies will tremble in fear.

So come join us on our server and experience the music-filled madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret hidden jukebox that plays the most sinister tune of all time. Join now and let the music guide you to victory!

Top & Bottom Stair Traffic

Bottom, bottom stairs, high traffic, middle stairs, stair, stair construction, stair design, stair durability, stair functionality, stair location, stair maintenance, stair materials, stair placement, stair safety, stair traffic patterns, stair usage, stair wear and tear, staircase, Stairs, Top, top stairs, traffic

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2190
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Buildings Constructed:	23
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	122

come join this cray cray minecraft server where the stairs at the top and bottom get all the action while the middle stairs are just chillin like a villain. why join? well, let me tell ya a story. once upon a time, a player on our server found a secret diamond mine filled with dancing llamas and flying pigs. true story bro. also, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet zombie that tells dad jokes all day long. who wouldn’t want that, amirite? so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let’s build some epic stuff together!

EgoCraft – Sensitive Narcissist Land

Component, EASY, EgoCraft, hypersensitivity, Impervious, important, Insecurity, judgment, Land, May, more, narcissist, NARCISSISTS, new, others, Personality, provoke, research, research on personality, Sensitive, sensitivity, shows, than, think..

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	565
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0

so, like, imagine this crazy minecraft server where all the players are narcissists, but, like, they’re super sensitive and insecure. it’s like a rollercoaster of emotions, man. one minute they’re all confident and showin’ off their builds, and the next they’re cryin’ because someone said their house looks like a potato. it’s wild, dude.

but, like, that’s what makes this server so fun, ya know? you never know what’s gonna set someone off and start a drama bomb. it’s like reality tv, but in minecraft form. plus, the builds are amazin’ because narcissists gotta have the best of everything, right? so you know you’re gonna see some epic creations on this server.

so, if you wanna join a server that’s full of drama, insecurity, and epic builds, then come on over to our crazy narcissist minecraft server. it’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s half the fun, right?