NuclearCraft: Where Creeper Explosions are Just a Warm-Up Act!

act, action, Adventure, again.., bethesda, creeper, dystopian, explosions, Fallout, fan favorite, Gaming, Nostalgia, NuclearCraft, Popular, post-apocalyptic, Retro, Revival, role playing, SAVED, Sci Fi, series, Survival, tv show, video game, Warmup

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7467
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	32	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a post-apocalyptic wasteland… but with a twist! Thanks to our top-secret technology, we’ve managed to save the Fallout TV show from cancellation and now it’s more popular than ever!

Join our server and experience the chaos of a world where mutated creepers roam the land, ghasts have taken over the Nether, and players must scavenge for resources in abandoned vaults. But don’t worry, you’ll have the chance to team up with your favorite Fallout characters like Dogmeat and Nick Valentine to take on epic quests and battles.

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced! Who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a hidden stash of Nuka-Cola and become the ultimate wasteland warrior!

EarthCorp

alliances, Conflict, Corporations, Dystopia, EarthCorp, Economy, Faction, Geopolitical, influence, Leaderboards, Lore, mini Bosses, Perks, power struggles, Quests, Resources, Rewards, Semi Vanilla, Storyline, Survival, Territories, Treaties, War

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	9650
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16

EarthCorp – 1.21.1 Overview

Server Information	Details
IP	play.earthcorp.co
Site	earthcorp.co
Map	map.earthcorp.co

Server Description:

EarthCorp is a Geopolitical Simulator on a 1:300 Map of the Earth with a custom economy system, custom items and plugins, and an active player base. Join us for an immersive experience!

Latest Event:

The server is currently running the End Event! Defeat the Ender Dragon and activate War in the world of EarthCorp.

Features:

Custom economy system
Active player base with responsive admins
RTP portal and custom items in spawn
Non pay-to-win server with fair ranks
Geo Political simulation for conflict and power struggles
Fascinating corporate dystopia storyline with quests
Daily quests, free crates with real rewards, and custom perks

Join the Community:

Join our Discord server for updates and to connect with other players!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, all ranks are fair for their cost and there are no pay-to-win features.
How can I join the End Event?	Defeat the Ender Dragon to activate War in the world!
Are there daily quests?	Yes, we offer daily quests with real rewards for players.
What is the server’s theme?	EarthCorp features a Geo Political simulation and a corporate dystopia storyline.

MindCraft Haven 1.20.1

1.20.1, approach women, Confidence, Haven, mental health, mindcraft, motivation, personal growth, relationship advice, self development, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-belief, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, Therapy

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4832
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Emeralds Found:	3488
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Zombie Dances:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

Join our Minecraft server and escape the weird therapist vibes! We don’t care if you lack confidence or love yourself, just come build some epic structures and mine some diamonds, bro. Therapists are overrated, but our server is where the real healing happens. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we approach creepers instead of women. It’s lit, fam.

DadDitcher Minecraft Server

Affection, Asian daughter, Boundaries, career achievements, Communication, cultural expectations, cultural identity, DadDitcher, Emotional distance, Emotional healing, emotional manipulation, emotional turmoil, family dynamics, father daughter relationship, Minecraft, parental approval, personal growth, Rebellion, self esteem, self worth, self-empowerment, Server, wedding pressure

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	1887
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	New Chunks Explored:	353123
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Dimension Hops:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Welcome to the most dysfunctional Minecraft server ever! If you’re tired of being the obedient oldest Asian daughter in real life, come join us where you can be as rebellious as you want! Our server is the perfect place to escape from your overbearing father and live your best life.

We have unsolicited pointers galore, just like in real life! From telling you your virtual shorts are too short to your virtual room being too messy, we’ve got it all. And don’t worry, your virtual dad will still find ways to make you feel guilty about spending virtual money.

But hey, on our server, you can make millions working at virtual Nvidia and your virtual dad will actually be proud of you! Show off your virtual patent inventions and bask in the virtual glory of your career achievements.

Join us and practice kind rebellion by telling your virtual dad “that’s very nice of you to suggest, I’ll think about it” while secretly plotting your virtual escape. And if things get too intense, just roll up into a little ball and hide in your virtual room – just make sure it’s not too messy!

So if you’re feeling emotionally enraged and in need of a virtual escape, come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server. Who needs therapy when you have virtual rebellion and chaos at your fingertips?

MomNotWalkingMe

adoption, adoptive parents, biological parents, bridal party, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, guest list, guilt tripping, milestone events, MomNotWalkingMe, mother-daughter bond, mother-daughter relationships, parental roles, walking down the aisle, wedding ceremony, wedding etiquette, wedding planning, wedding reception, wedding traditions

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9382
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5769	Dimension Hops:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Are you tired of real-life drama like deciding who walks you down the aisle at your wedding? Well, escape to our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be walking down is the pixelated aisle to your virtual castle!

Join us and leave all your family drama behind as you build your dream world with blocks and explore endless possibilities. No guilt-tripping biological moms allowed, only supportive virtual friends who will help you mine, craft, and conquer the Minecraft universe.

So why wait for a wedding when you can have a virtual adventure of a lifetime on our server? Join now and say goodbye to real-life drama, because in Minecraft, the only tears shed are from laughing too hard at your friend’s failed attempts at building a house!

LyricLingo Minecraft SMP

Communication, conversation starters, creativity, Decision making, Entertainment, favorite songs, fun questions, hypothetical questions, hypothetical scenarios, imagination, interactive discussions, lyrical language, LyricLingo, Minecraft, Music, musical preferences, personal choices, pop culture, Self-expression, smp, song lyrics, speaking in songs, thought-provoking prompts

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8733
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because like, we have a secret underground club where we only speak in song lyrics! It’s like a musical paradise, but with creepers and stuff. And get this, if you join, you get a pet llama that can rap like Eminem! It’s so lit, you won’t even believe it. Plus, we have a secret portal that takes you to a dimension where everything is made of cheese. I know, right? So come join us and let’s sing our way to victory! #MinecraftMadness #SongLyricSquadGoals #CheeseDimensionFTW 🧀🎶🦙

CraftyMomSurvivesCA

budgeting, California, childcare, Community Resources, CraftyMomSurvivesCA, determination, emotional well being, family dynamics, financial struggles, mental health, Motherhood, parenting, perseverance, resilience, self-care, single mom, Stress Management, support systems, Survival, Time management, work-life balance

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4012
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	354
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Towns Built:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Are you tired of surviving California as a single mom in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos and build your dream life!

On our server, you can create a virtual world where you have a team of Minecraft villagers to help you with all your single mom duties. Need someone to mine for diamonds while you make dinner? No problem! Want to build a roller coaster for your kids to enjoy? Our villagers are on it!

But that’s not all – we have special events like “Creepers vs. PTA Meeting” where you have to defend your village from exploding creepers while also trying to explain to the other parents why your kid keeps bringing home slime balls.

So come join us on our server and let Minecraft be your escape from the craziness of single mom life in California!

CraftySyrianAid

Conflict Resolution, CraftySyrianAid, crisis response, Diplomacy, eastern europe, FOREIGN AID, Global cooperation, government assistance, Humanitarian Aid, humanitarian assistance, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, peacebuilding efforts, political stability, Refugee Crisis, Support, Syria, Syrian conflict, Ukraine, war-torn countries, zelenskyy

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6736
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	183	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Ores Mined:	7224	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, ukraine and syria ain’t got nothin’ on us! we be droppin’ mad humanitarian aid like it’s hot, just like zelenskyy droppin’ sick beats. come join us and be part of the most epic quest to save the world, one block at a time. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs, so like, why wouldn’t you wanna join? come on, don’t be a noob, join the fun!

Mole Mania: DNA Discovery

Australia, australian animals, Biodiversity, biology, conservation, discovery, Dna, ELUSIVE, Evolution, Exploration, Genetic, genome, genome sequencing, mammal, Mania, marsupial, marsupial mole, mole, research, Secrets, Unearthing, wildlife

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	6345
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Magic Items Found:	7909
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Secret Passages Found:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1

so, like, have you ever wanted to uncover the secrets of australian marsupial moles? well, do we have the server for you! come join us on this epic adventure as we dig deep into their dna and unravel all the mysteries that these elusive creatures hold.

picture this: you’re wandering through the australian outback, shovel in hand, ready to unearth some groundbreaking discoveries. suddenly, you stumble upon a hidden underground lair filled with marsupial moles! but wait, there’s more – these moles are actually super intelligent and have been hiding their true potential all this time.

join our server and become a mole whisperer, communicating with these creatures on a whole new level. who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the secret to their amazing digging abilities and become the ultimate mole master.

so what are you waiting for? come join us on this wild ride of discovery and adventure. who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans we’ll get into next!

BepisCraft SMP

AUTOMATED, BepisCraft, bigchadguys, cars, crops, Discord, Economy, Farming, Features, Friends, local ], Mod Pack, Planes, pokeballs, pokemon, production, proximity voice chat, Rideable, Sell, Server, smp, trainer battles

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2494
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Secret Passages Found:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Magic Items Found:	3883
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Server Name	BepisCraft SMP
Mod Pack	BigChadGuys (modified version)
Features	Cobblemon with trainer battles and rideable Pokemon Farmers Delight and many other farming/food mods Create to automate production of Pokeballs and crops to sell Economy features Cars and planes Proximity voice chat
Discord	Join the Discord server for more info

FAQ

What is BepisCraft SMP?

BepisCraft SMP is a Minecraft server hosted by the owner for their friends, featuring a modified version of the BigChadGuys mod pack.

What are some of the key features of the server?

Cobblemon with trainer battles and rideable Pokemon
Farmers Delight and other farming/food mods
Automated production of Pokeballs and crops
Economy features
Cars and planes
Proximity voice chat

How can I join the server?

To join the server, you can connect using the provided IP address and port in the Minecraft client.

Is there a Discord server for BepisCraft SMP?

Yes, there is a Discord server where you can find more information about the server and interact with other players. Join using the provided link in the overview section.

Are there any rules on the server?

There may be rules set by the server owner to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players. It is recommended to check the Discord server or ask the server owner for details on any rules in place.

Can I suggest mods or features for the server?

It is possible that the server owner is open to suggestions for mods or features to enhance the gameplay experience. You can discuss your ideas in the Discord server or directly with the server owner.

Aurora Valley 1.20.4

1.20.4, Anime, Anime Series, aurora, beautiful girl, birthday celebration, birthday girl, birthday greetings, birthday message, Birthday Party, birthday wishes, character birthday, fictional character, Happy Birthday, high school, japanese animation, light novel, Oregairu, romantic comedy, slice of life, Valley, youth drama, Yukino

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2165
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

Yo, listen up gamers! If you ain’t on this Minecraft server, you’re missing out big time! Why? Because today is Yukino’s birthday, the most beautiful girl in Oregairu! And guess what? She’s throwing a virtual party on the server!

Join us for some epic birthday celebrations, where we’ll be building giant birthday cakes, setting off fireworks, and maybe even challenging Yukino to a PvP battle (just kidding, she’s too OP).

So if you wanna hang out with the coolest anime characters and have a blast, join our server now! Who knows, you might even get a virtual hug from Yukino herself! Don’t miss out, join now and let’s make this the best birthday ever!

EvictCraft Minecraft Server

apartment, Behavior, Communication, Conflict, consequences, Damage, decision, Drunk, EvictCraft, Eviction, Friendly, knife, LANDLORD, living situation, Minecraft, Poor, regret, rental, RESPONSIBILITY, roommate, ROWDY, Server, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1600
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Towns Built:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Enchantments Applied:	208	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Hey there! Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more wild and unpredictable than V jr after a night of heavy drinking? Look no further! Our server is like living in a virtual apartment with crazy roommates, except instead of dealing with knife-wielding drunkards, you’ll be battling zombies and creepers!

Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of evicting unruly tenants from your virtual world, just like our landlord did to V and V jr. But don’t worry, there’s no need to feel bad for them – they’ll respawn in no time and be back to their friendly selves (hopefully without the knives).

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft adventure that’s more chaotic than a drunken rampage, come join us on our server. Just watch out for any doors that may have been damaged in the process – you never know what’s lurking behind them!

NoMoreBabysitBroKidsRuinedNYE

aita, Babysitting, brother, Drunk, family, Friends, Kids, mad, nephew, new year’s eve, Niece, NoMoreBabysitBroKidsRuinedNYE, offer, Party, Pay, Plans, Respect, sibling conflict, Time, TOUGH, Upset

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1512
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	New Chunks Explored:	659736
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4

Are you tired of being taken advantage of by your siblings? Come join our Minecraft server where we promise not to leave you hanging like this poor soul’s brother did on New Year’s Eve! Our community is full of responsible players who understand the importance of respecting each other’s time and plans.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about being guilt-tripped into babysitting your nephew and niece while your brother and his wife party the night away. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures, exploring new worlds, and making friends who won’t ditch you for a fancy party.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave all the drama behind! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the game that only the most loyal and trustworthy players can find. Will you be the one to uncover it? Only one way to find out!

NoobGoneWild Minecraft SMP

AVOID, bad experience, experiences, lesson learned, lessons learned, Minecraft, never again, NoobGoneWild, not a fan, not again, not enjoyable, not for everyone, not for me, not impressed, not my style, not my thing, not recommended, not worth it, one and done, smp, tried it once, won’t try again

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	5035
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Buildings Constructed:	16	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Animals Bred:	11	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Runes Activated:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

So, like, this Minecraft server I was on once, right? It was like, totally lame. But then I found this new server and OMG, it’s like a whole new world of craziness and fun! Like, they have this thing where if you find a diamond, you get a real diamond sent to your house. I know, right? And there’s this secret underground base where all the mods hang out and throw wild parties. I heard one time they even had a pet llama riding contest, like what even is that? But the best part is the community, everyone is so chill and friendly. Like, one time I got lost in the nether and this dude built me a rollercoaster back to spawn. It was epic. So yeah, you should totally join this server if you’re into wild adventures and random shenanigans. Plus, rumor has it there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots somewhere on the map. So yeah, come join the madness, it’s gonna be lit AF!

MoodBoostingBlocks

cheerful moments, daily delights, everyday comforts, everyday happiness, everyday joys, feel-good moments, happiness hacks, happy thoughts, instant mood boosters, instant mood lift, instant pick-me-up, little things, mood boosters, mood elevators, mood enhancers, mood lifters, MoodBoostingBlocks, positive vibes, simple pleasures, small joys

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5251
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Imagine a Minecraft server where every time you log on, a chorus of singing parrots greets you with a personalized welcome song. Not only that, but all the mobs in the game have been replaced with dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Want to build a house out of giant rainbow-colored blocks? Go for it! Need a break from mining for diamonds? Hop on a flying pig and soar through the skies. This server is like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun. So why join? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens while wearing a suit made entirely of cheese? Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

PastaCraft Minecraft Server

Ambassador, arrested, Demand, iran, Italian Journalist, italy, Minecraft, PastaCraft, Release, Server, Tehran

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3459
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	30	Towns Built:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Runes Activated:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

lol ok so like u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz we got a secret tunnel that leads straight to the center of the earth where u can mine diamonds for days. plus, our resident llama, Larry, is a retired spy who once infiltrated a secret base in Iran to rescue a kidnapped Italian journalist. true story bro. so come join us and be part of the most insane adventures ever! #LarryTheLlama #DiamondsForDays #SecretTunnelFun