so, like, imagine this, right? our minecraft server is so epic, even jens stoltenberg from nato is talkin’ about it! they wanna put nuclear weapons on standby just to protect the awesomeness of our server, can you believe it? like, who needs nukes when you got creepers and zombies to worry about, right? come join us and be part of the most explosive minecraft experience ever! plus, if you join now, you might even get a chance to ride a flying pig into battle against the evil ender dragon. yea, we got flying pigs, no big deal. so what are you waiting for? join now before jens stoltenberg nukes us all!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 93/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 1
Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
Villages Defended: 17 Potions Brewed: 175
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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