| Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 2828 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Orbs of Power Found: | 10 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Star Shards Collected: | 115 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 14 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 17 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 |
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| Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 5474 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 23 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 23 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 72 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 24 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 |
| Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 5069 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 17 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 | Enchantments Applied: | 86 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
But that’s not all! We also have epic tournaments where players battle it out in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower out of dirt or racing to see who can find a chicken first. And the best part? The winner gets a crown made out of golden carrots! So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 1885 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Rune Stones Activated: | 6 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Magic Items Found: | 6093 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 186 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 5 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 78 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 35 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 24 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 |
Imagine a world where you can build a virtual cake for your husband’s birthday, complete with a candle made out of pixels. Don’t worry about feeling sick, because on our server, you can still have a blast while lying in bed trying to sleep!
Join us for epic battles against virtual mobs while your husband huffs and puffs around the house, taking care of the virtual kids. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can escape to our crazy Minecraft world?
So come on, join our server and leave the real world behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual cure for your sickness while you’re at it!
| Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 7555 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 31 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 | Ores Mined: | 4472 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Magic Items Found: | 7888 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 37 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 2837 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 16 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 235 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 233 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 |
We got pigs flying, creepers breakdancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide!
Join us if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-questioning, block-building adventure of a lifetime!
You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget what day it is!
Don’t miss out on the most bonkers, bananas, and batshit insane Minecraft server ever created!
| Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 3835 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 22 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 30 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 12 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 90 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 20 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 |
| Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 7660 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 | Villages Defended: | 5 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 12 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 4047 | Star Shards Collected: | 291 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most intense PvP battles you’ll ever experience. We’re talking diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and all-out war! You gotta be on your toes at all times, or you might just get wrecked by a sneaky player.
And get this, rumor has it that in 2025, the server will be taken over by a group of Oligarchs who are planning to rule with an iron fist. But don’t worry, we’ve got a secret weapon up our sleeves to take them down and restore peace to the land.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the most epic adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 6255 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 10 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 8 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 1 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 28 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 91 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 5892 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 14 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 324062 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 16 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 451 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 4163 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 13 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 | Villages Defended: | 19 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
Rumor has it that one player on our server once traded a diamond pickaxe for a real-life camel. Another player built a skyscraper made entirely of gold blocks, just because they could. The possibilities are endless when you join our wild and wacky community.
So why wait? Join us now and show the world that you don’t need a billion dollars to rule the server – just a sense of humor and a love for all things Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the eye of a wealthy sheikh looking to expand their virtual empire.
| Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 8531 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 96 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about your sister showing up uninvited with her kids. We offer a safe space for you to unleash your creativity without any family members causing chaos.
Don’t be the villain in your own story, join our server and be the hero of your own Minecraft adventure. We guarantee no one will compare you to a bridezilla or threaten to make a scene at your virtual wedding.
So, what are you waiting for? Leave the family drama behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly epic experience. Who needs passive-aggressive Facebook memes when you can build a virtual empire with us?
| Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 8812 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 32 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave. Trust us, it’s a real blast!
But that’s not all – we also have a special event every week where players can participate in a giant chicken race. Yes, you heard that right. Ride your trusty chicken through obstacle courses and compete against other players for the title of Chicken Champion!
And if you’re feeling a bit down in the dumps, don’t worry – our server has a therapy llama that will listen to all your problems and offer sage advice. Who needs a therapist when you have a llama, right?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Don’t be a broken man – be a chicken-riding, lava-dodging, llama-loving hero on our server!
| Players: | 103/200 | Votes: | 7057 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 10 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 17 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Infinity Stones Found: | 5 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 14 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 6861 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 12 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 16 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
| Crops Grown: | 9847 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.
And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?
Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 3243 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Void Armor Forged: | 19 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Magical Moments Shared: | 24 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 9 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 38 |
Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!
But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!
