| Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 3603 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 13 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 |
| Zombie Dances: | 9 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
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| Players: | 107/300 | Votes: | 781 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 7 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 23 | Ores Mined: | 2833 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 12 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
I’m talking about a server that’s so lit, it’ll make your switch explode with excitement!
Imagine building your own virtual world while chilling on your new console, it’s like living in a dream within a dream!
Don’t miss out on this epic adventure, join now and let’s make some virtual magic together!
| Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 192 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 45 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 12 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 10 | Buildings Constructed: | 14 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 53 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs through the Nether and battling giant chickens in the sky. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be a blast!
So come on down and join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – even if it involves villagers taking bribes from dragons!
| Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 8574 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 15 |
| Dimension Hops: | 3 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | New Chunks Explored: | 553704 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 4821 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 |
Join us for a chance to build your dream world without any unwanted distractions. Plus, we have a strict no pill-addicted baby daddies policy, so you can game in peace knowing that your virtual world is free from real-life drama.
Don’t let your friend’s poor life choices bring you down, come join us and escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house!
| Players: | 110/100 | Votes: | 3138 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 5 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Crops Grown: | 5721 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
We understand the importance of returning favors, so if you scratch our back, we’ll scratch yours…literally, if you have a cat in the game. Our community is all about helping each other out, whether it’s taking care of virtual kids or making sure your Minecraft cat is well-fed and entertained.
But beware, if you don’t return the favor, you might find yourself in a virtual pickle, just like our friend who had to find a new home for her cat because her brother’s wife said no. Don’t be like her, join our server and experience the true meaning of virtual family drama and generosity!
| Players: | 104/100 | Votes: | 7037 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 9 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 1847 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
Join our server and leave behind all your worries in 2024. Why? Because on our server, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie. Skeletons breakdance, zombies do the moonwalk, and Endermen… well, they just stand there looking creepy as usual.
But that’s not all! We have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT, a giant chicken that lays golden eggs, and a PvP arena where the winner gets a pet dragon. And don’t even get me started on our annual llama fashion show. It’s lit, fam.
So what are you waiting for? Leave behind the boring servers of 2024 and join us for a wild ride of chaos, laughter, and maybe a little bit of madness. See you on the other side, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!
| Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 279 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Rune Stones Activated: | 10 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 9 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 9 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 6 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
| Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 2709 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 11 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Battle Standards Raised: | 6 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Farms Harvested: | 622 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
| Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 7147 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 8 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 17 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 |
| Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 1764 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Epic Quests Completed: | 24 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 21 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 | New Chunks Explored: | 101389 |
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Create Your Own Nation | Customize your nation’s government, laws, and ranks. |
| McMMO Skills | Refine your skills to fight in wars. |
| Geopolitical Power | Conquer new territories and earn wealth. |
| Custom Enchants | Earn powerful custom enchantments for your gear. |
Join the Discord and ask for whitelist. Check #info-new-players for IP and starter information.
– Dynmap – McMMO – Essentials – GriefPrevention – SilkSpawner – CrazyEnchants
A staff member will guide you, provide a beginner kit, and then you can start playing.
– Discord: https://discord.gg/7tfTX9WmMn (Main) – Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/groups/203761273381878
| Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 8075 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 8 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 22 | Crops Grown: | 6782 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 48 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 | Buildings Constructed: | 36 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 31 |
Johnson, the NASCAR driver, lived in Aspen, CO, where Crown owned everything from the mountains to the private race tracks. Crown’s Aspen Institute was all about money laundering and weapons dealing, selling stuff used in Ukraine ’cause he owned General Dynamics.
Johnson and Crown were like BFFs, living close to each other, hanging out at the same places. Johnson hosted charity events sponsored by the Crown family, held auctions on Crown property, you name it.
But wait, there’s more! On the night of Johnson’s In-Laws murders, things got real spooky. Terry Janway managed to call 911 saying there’s a woman with a gun in the house before getting cut off. Police found Jack Janway dead by the front door, heard a gunshot upstairs, found more bodies, and realized there was another person in the house before they arrived.
No suicide note, no motive, no debt, no enemies. It’s all a mystery on this Minecraft server that’ll have you questioning everything. Join now for the most insane adventure of your life!
| Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 3616 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 6 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 45 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 3 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 5 | Treasure Maps Found: | 11 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Void Armor Forged: | 30 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 54 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 1087 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 7 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a dragon while battling a horde of zombie chickens. And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, how about this: every player gets their own personal unicorn mount to prance around on. Trust me, it’s lit.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can boogie down with skeletons and witches. Plus, our custom plugins allow you to shoot fireballs from your eyes and turn into a giant block of cheese. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s everything you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and downright bonkers Minecraft SMP of your life. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of insanity). Let’s get this bread, gamers!
| Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 974 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 43 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 5 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 5 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 15 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
Join us and experience the thrill of finding a rare pink sheep riding a unicorn while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Our server is so crazy, even Terry Pratchett himself would be impressed!
So why wait for a miracle when you can join our server and experience the impossible becoming possible nine times out of ten? Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a boring old dirt block, in which case, we can’t help you.
| Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 6139 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Towns Built: | 2 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 16 |
| Dimension Hops: | 9 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4021 | Divine Spears Created: | 23 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 1315 |
| Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 6273 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 10 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 | Buildings Constructed: | 25 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
We’ve got so much chaos and destruction, you’ll be running for cover like those poor souls in Israel. But don’t worry, we’ll provide you with a helmet made of diamond blocks to protect your precious noggin.
Plus, if you survive the mayhem, you’ll be rewarded with a pet creeper that will follow you around and explode on command. Who needs fireworks when you have a creeper buddy lighting up the sky?
So come on over to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness. Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye to a flying block of obsidian!
