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Settled Dust Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, 3-Day SMO, Analysis, Campaign, Challenges, Digital Marketing, dust, Evaluation, Fail, future planning, implementation, Improvement, kyiv, lessons learned, marketing strategy, MISTAKES, Now that the dust has settled, Realm, reasons, Reflection, Results, Settled, social media optimization, Tactics

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3525
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	4311	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	8

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! It’s so lit, you won’t even believe it!

First of all, we got pigs flying around like they’re on a magic carpet ride. And don’t even get me started on the cows, they’re out here breakdancing like it’s the ’80s.

But wait, there’s more! Our creepers are trained in ballet, so they’ll explode in the most graceful way possible. And our zombies? Well, let’s just say they’ve got some killer dance moves.

Plus, our Ender Dragon is actually a secret agent working undercover for the Illuminati. So if you join, you might just uncover the biggest conspiracy in Minecraft history.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself!

BlocktopiaCraft

BlocktopiaCraft, Non-sexual pleasure Sensation Joy Happiness Relaxation Contentment Bliss Euphoria Serenity Tranquility Peace Fulfillment Gratitude Comfort Delight Excitement Wonder Amusement Enjoyment Thrill

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7054
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate non-sexual pleasure experience you’ve been searching for!

Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, exploding chickens, and a secret underground disco party where the zombies bust out their best dance moves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny, rumored to grant whoever finds it the ability to turn into a block of cheese at will.

So come on down and join us for the most absurdly entertaining Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. Who needs sexual pleasure when you have exploding chickens and dancing zombies, am I right?

CraftyExecutioner700

activism, authoritarian regime, civil liberties, CraftyExecutioner700, death penalty, Democracy, executions, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, human rights violations, international relations, iran, Iran politics, justice system, MIDDLE EAST, political reform, Political unrest, president, reformist, regime change, social justice

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6495
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19

come join our epic minecraft server where the president is a reformist but also likes to execute 700 people for funsies! who wouldn’t want to be part of that chaotic energy? come build your own gallows and watch the fireworks as the president goes on a killing spree! join now for the ultimate thrill ride of a lifetime!

Laser Moon Mars Craft

asteroid studies, celestial bodies, Craft, elemental analysis, elemental composition, extraterrestrial analysis, geological analysis, laser, laser technology, Laser-Induced Breakdown Spectroscopy, mars, Mars studies, mineral identification, Moon, Moon studies, planetary studies, remote analysis, remote sensing, resource identification, scientific instrumentation, scientific research, space exploration, Space missions, Spectroscopy

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3973
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Divine Spears Created:	15	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	262
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2

yo, dis server be like havin laser beams shootin everywhere, breakin stuff and makin things go boom! we be doin some crazy spectroscopy on da moon, mars, and even dem asteroids, tryna find dem resources and get rich! join us if u wanna be part of dis wild adventure, ain’t no other server like dis one, trust me! come on, let’s go explore da universe together and make some epic discoveries, it’s gonna be lit!

NEVERGRIEF GRIEF SERVER Minecraft server

banner, description, grief server, Lazy, Minecraft, NEVERGRIEF, OWNER, personal account, Server

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4497
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Villages Defended:	12
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Alien Abductions:	1
New Chunks Explored:	593615	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

The owner of the server “NEVERGRIEF GRIEF SERVER” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

NeverGrief.aternos.me:28407

ArkCraft Empire 1.20.6

1.20.6, Adele Rerun, AK EN Database, akg, akg website, Amiya, ArkCraft, arknights, arknights characters, arknights events, Arknights General, Bryophyta skin, Caster Aroma, Caster Lin, Coral Coast, Cutter skin, Degenbrecher, Empire, fashion review, Gavial The Invincible, Goldenglow, Guard Executor, Guard Wind Chimes, Jieyun, Kal’tsit, Medic Hibiscus, Medic Paprika, Mint, Myrtle, Poly Vision Museum, Reed The Flameshadow, Sniper Greyy, Sniper Pozemka, Sniper Ray, Specialist Kazemaru, Specialist Mizuki, Specialist Spuria, Valuable resources, Vanguard Cantabile

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9966
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60

Yo, bros and bro-ettes, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, we got more content than a pig has mud! We’re talkin’ 6 Sniper Ray, 6 Sniper Pozemka, Guard Wind Chimes, Medic Hibiscus the Purifier, and Medic Paprika! And that’s just the tip of the iceberg, fam!

But wait, there’s more! We got Arbiter Aequissimus with Guard Executor The Ex Foedere, Specialist Spuria, and Vanguard Cantabile! Plus, we got Coral Coast Re-Edition with Gavial The Invincible, Goldenglow, and Myrtle! It’s like a party in your pocket, yo!

And don’t even get me started on the CN content, bro! We got Specialist Mizuki, Caster Lin, Caster Aroma, Sniper Greyy The Lightningbearer, and Specialist Kazemaru! Plus, we got New Year Celebration – Kernel and Poly Vision Museum! It’s like a buffet of awesomeness, my dudes!

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server and have more fun than a chicken in a coop! It’s gonna be lit, fam! Let’s get this party started! Wooooo!

BirthdayBlockParty

age gap, Argument, birthday plans, BirthdayBlockParty, bowling, Cake, celebration, cocktail bar, Communication, compromise, Conflict, decorations, Dinner, family, Friends, girls night, grow up, mocktails, partner, selfish, Surprise party

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2200
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Enchantments Applied:	87
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Villages Defended:	17	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Farms Harvested:	462
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your birthday plans? Look no further than our server, where the age gap between players is just a number and the drama is off the charts!

Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a surprise party or two. Who needs a cocktail bar when you can have a virtual party with your Minecraft buddies?

So come on over and leave the real-life drama behind. We promise no one will call you a bitch or tell you to grow up here. Just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun. See you in the game!

7DaystoDieFunLand

7DaystoDieFunLand, acceptance, bucket list, carpe diem, Cherishing moments, countdown, death, Embracing Fate, facing mortality, final week, Inevitable, last days, life reflection, living fully, living in the moment, living intentionally, living with purpose, living without regrets, making memories, mortality, saying goodbye

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6914
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	39	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Alien Abductions:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the impending doom of death in just 7 days! Join us for a wild ride as you build, mine, and survive your way through the ultimate countdown challenge.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the only way to cheat death is to find the legendary diamond sword hidden somewhere in the server. Will you be the lucky player to uncover its power and save yourself from certain doom?

Join now for a chance to defy fate, make new friends, and embark on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to outsmart death itself!

EvilCraft: Don’t Appease!

activism, appease, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., do not appease evil, dont, evilcraft, foreign policy, Global Issues, government officials, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, leadership, Négotiation, peace talks, Peacekeeping, Politics, social justice, Ukraine, Ukrainian public figures, world leaders

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3844
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	33
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Runes Activated:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

so, liek, u kno wat u need in ur lief? a minecraft server dat is so lit, it will make ur brain explode with fun! we got u covered, fam. dis server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow while eating a taco made of glitter.

join us and u will be transported to a world where u can build ur dream castle, battle dragons, and ride pigs like a boss. plus, we have a secret underground disco party where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. it’s lit, trust me.

we also have the most epic events, like a potato sack race with Endermen or a fashion show with zombies. u never know what crazy shenanigans will happen next.

so, why join? because we are the most epic, insane, and hilarious minecraft server in the universe. u will never be bored, and u will make friends that will last a lifetime. come join us and let the madness begin!

BlockyCorp News Network

2016 acquisition, Australian media, Australian newspapers, BlockyCorp, conglomerates, conservative shift, corporate conglomerates, corporate influence, influence, Media acquisitions, Media bias, media consolidation, media control, media manipulation, Media Ownership, media ownership concentration, Network, News, News Corp, newspaper bias, political influence, political slant, supply-side factors

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	6154
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Farms Harvested:	127
Void Armor Forged:	13	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	3322
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

so like, this server is like the craziest place to be in Minecraft, dude. it’s like, run by this big corporate conglomerate that’s all about influencing the political slant of Australian newspapers. like, they bought up all these newspapers and suddenly they all turned super conservative. it’s like, evidence that supply-side factors are super important, especially when it comes to media ownership concentration.

join this server if you wanna be part of the craziest conspiracy theory in Minecraft history. who knows, maybe you’ll uncover some deep dark secrets about the media and politics while building your epic Minecraft world. plus, there’s like, secret tunnels and hidden rooms that lead to who knows where. it’s a wild ride, man. come join the madness!

Bear Kingdom Wild 1.21.4

1.21.4, Absurd, Animals, Bear, bears, celebration, CONGRATS, congratulations, FANTASY, FEMINIST, funny, gender swap, Girls, humor, imagination, JOKE, Kingdom, Men, replaced, role reversal, silly, Wild, women power, world

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3708
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

Lol, imagine a Minecraft server where you can escape the bear takeover and build your own fabulous girly paradise!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can show those bears who’s boss by crafting the most fabulous pink castles and unicorn stables ever seen in the Minecraft world!

Don’t miss out on the chance to unleash your inner princess warrior and conquer the bear-infested lands with glitter bombs and rainbow swords!

So grab your diamond tiara and join us on this epic quest to save the world from the furry menace and create the ultimate girly paradise in Minecraft!

SpookySMP: Paranormal Tales

eerie happenings, eerie sightings, ghostly apparitions, ghostly encounter, inexplicable happenings, mysterious events, mysterious sightings, otherworldly experiences, Paranormal, paranormal activity, spooky encounters, SpookySMP, strange encounters, strange happenings, strange phenomena, Supernatural, supernatural occurrences, Tales, unexplainable occurrences, unexplained, unexplained events, unexplained mysteries

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5850
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Astral Projections Made:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because we have the craziest paranormal stuff happening all the time! Like one time, I was mining for diamonds and suddenly a ghost pig appeared out of nowhere and started dancing the Macarena! And then, we have this haunted village where the villagers speak in ancient alien languages and trade emeralds for souls. It’s like living in a real-life horror movie but with blocky graphics. So if you’re into spooky stuff and want to experience the supernatural in Minecraft, come join us and prepare to have your mind blown!

BlockyMaskedMadness

BlockyMaskedMadness, community health, Covid-19, face covering, health guidelines, mask comfort, mask compliance, mask debate, mask effectiveness, mask fashion, mask fatigue, mask mandate, mask wearing, new normal, pandemic, personal choice, public health, respiratory protection, safety precautions, social distancing, virus prevention

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	4970
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	98	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Votes:	3304
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Are you tired of wearing a mask in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can roam free without any pesky masks getting in your way! Our server is a mask-free zone where you can breathe easy and let your blocky avatar run wild. No need to worry about social distancing here, just good old-fashioned block building fun! Join us and say goodbye to masks forever!

BlockyJusticeSyria

Accountability, authoritarian regime, BlockyJusticeSyria, Conflict, controversy, executions, global condemnation, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, human rights violations, international law, Justice Minister, Legal System, MIDDLE EAST, political scandal, public outcry, public scrutiny, social media, Syria, video evidence, War Crimes

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4813
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Dimension Hops:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a justice minister who oversees executions! watch as he swings his pixelated sword with precision and finesse, bringing justice to all who dare step out of line. we promise you’ll never see a more thrilling show than this! join now for a front row seat to the action-packed drama unfolding in our virtual world. who needs netflix when you have our server? come see what all the hype is about!

Eternal Anime Kingdom 1.21

Anime, anime ratings, classic anime, ETERNAL, Eva Unit 01, Gainax, Hideaki Anno, highest rated anime, iconic anime, Japan, Kingdom, long tail tags, mecha anime, neon genesis evangelion, NERV, Popular Anime, psychological anime, science fiction anime, Shinji Ikari, TV ratings, tv show

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8416
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	New Chunks Explored:	299947
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

OMG u guys, dis Minecraft server is like the Neon Genesis Evangelion of servers, it’s got a 9.7 rating which is like, super legit and stuff.

Join dis server if u wanna be part of something epic and mind-blowing, just like watching that anime for the first time.

You’ll be like Shinji in the Eva unit, except instead of fighting angels, you’ll be fighting creepers and zombies.

Trust me, this server is the bomb dot com and you won’t regret joining. Just make sure to bring your A game and get ready for some crazy adventures.

Players:	109/100	Votes:	8201
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Potions Brewed:	145	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Falling into the Void:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	9996	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2