NoXmasAtMyCraftHouse | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1663
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6274
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of hosting Christmas dinner for your ungrateful family every year? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from holiday chaos!

Join our server and leave all your real-life family drama behind. No more dry turkey complaints or late arrivals – just pure, uninterrupted gaming fun. And the best part? You won’t have to clean up any messes left behind by your virtual family members!

Escape the ringing in your ears caused by tinnitus and immerse yourself in a world where the only noise you hear is the satisfying sound of block-breaking. And if anyone tries to guilt-trip you for not hosting, just tell them you’re busy building a virtual empire.

So, ditch the real-life stress and join our Minecraft server for a Christmas celebration like no other. Who needs a traditional family gathering when you can have a virtual one with players who actually appreciate your hard work? See you in the game!

Seattle Chubby Cuties 1.20.3

1.20.3, asian beauty, Asian curves, Asian girls, asian women, Asians, bbw, big tits, Busty, busty Asians, busty beauties, CHUBBY, curvy, cute, Cuties, Pacific Northwest, plus size, seattle, Seattle area, Seattle locals, voluptuous, Washington state

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	4273
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Yo, bro, forget about chubby Asians with big tits near Seattle, join our Minecraft server instead! Why? Because we have virtual chubby Asians with big tits that you can build houses for and protect from creepers. It’s like a weird anime fantasy come to life, but blocky and pixelated. Plus, who needs real people when you can have virtual ones that won’t judge you for spending 12 hours straight mining diamonds? Join now and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

MomDadMinecraftServer

Boundaries, Communication Issues, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, family relationships, financial struggles, generational differences, gift giving, hurt feelings, long voice messages, misunderstandings, MomDadMinecraftServer, mother-daughter conflict, mother-in-law dynamics, parenting challenges, postpartum stress, pregnancy emotions, setting boundaries, social media etiquette, venting frustrations

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2638
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	129	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Crops Grown:	8434
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and only fun and games await! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky landscapes and pixelated wonders.

Looking for a place to escape from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose without worrying about accidentally listening to a voice message meant for someone else.

Embark on quests, build epic structures, and make new friends who won’t complain about your fiancée’s teasing greetings. Plus, our server is a judgment-free zone where you can post baby shower gift pictures whenever you want without fear of meltdowns.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it!

SpellboundSMP – Say my name and get teleported to a random location in the Minecraft world!

Bewitchment, casting a spell, Charm, conjuring, Enchantment, FANTASY, hex, incantation, invoking power, location, Magic, magical name, Minecraft, mystical, mystical spell, name.., Random, sorcery, Spell, SpellboundSMP, Supernatural, teleported, witchcraft, Wizardry, world

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2047
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the Nether!

When you join this server, your name becomes a spell that can summon a herd of dancing llamas or rain down diamond blocks from the sky. It’s like Hogwarts meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and memes.

And get this, every time you say someone’s name on the server, a random mob will spawn and do a little dance for you. It’s like a twisted game of Simon Says, but with creepers and skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and unleash the chaos! Who knows, maybe your name spell will summon a giant flying pig that shoots lasers out of its eyes. The possibilities are endless, just like my mom’s meatloaf recipe.

PetPalsCraft

Animal Behavior, Bonding, Communication, Companionship, Connection, emotional intelligence, human-animal bond, pet behavior, pet care, pet communication, pet companionship., pet empathy, pet love, pet owners, pet psychology, pet relationships, Pet understanding, PetPalsCraft, Pets, Understanding

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	660
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Dragons Tamed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Zombie Dances:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1

Do you ever feel like your pet is secretly plotting against you? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special potion that allows your in-game pet to communicate with you telepathically! Imagine having your trusty Minecraft dog whispering hilarious jokes and witty comebacks in your ear as you explore the virtual world together.

Join our server and witness the epic saga of Sir Fluffykins, the heroic Minecraft cat who single-handedly defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a fish and a can-do attitude. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon the legendary Piggy McPorkchop, the swine who can outsmart any player in a game of hide-and-seek.

So come on over and experience the magic of our Minecraft server, where pets are more than just companions – they’re your partners in crime, your confidants, and your ticket to a world of endless laughter and adventure. Who knows, maybe your pet will finally reveal their master plan to take over the server and become the ultimate ruler of the pixelated realm!

Sky High Survival

air transportation, air travel, airline incidents, airline regulations, airline safety, airplane fatalities, airplane safety, Aviation (Industry), aviation accidents, aviation news, aviation safety measures, commercial airplane, flight dangers, flight mortality, flight risks, HIGH, passenger safety, plane accidents, plane crashes, SKY, Survival, travel risks, Travel Statistics

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2945
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magic Items Found:	3544	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Star Shards Collected:	104	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Towns Built:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

so, like, u ever been on a plane and thought “wow, what if i die in a fiery crash”? well, guess what, the chances just went UP! but fear not, cuz u can escape that fate by joining our EPIC minecraft server! no more worrying about plummeting to ur doom, just build ur own lil world and chillax with ur pals. plus, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. no joke. join now before the airplanes get u!

PizzaCity

Active, apply, bedrock, Chill, Community, Dedicated, Discord, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, Join, laid back, multiplayer, PizzaCity, Player Base, Server, smp, Survival, Tags: Minecraft, Vanilla, Website, Whitelist

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1967
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Star Shards Collected:	280	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Are you looking for a laid-back whitelisted Bedrock SMP server with a friendly community? Look no further, we have a dedicated player base and a relatively active Discord. If you’re looking for a chill server then join today! Visit our website to apply.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I apply to join the server?	You can visit our website and fill out the application form.
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, the server is whitelisted to maintain a friendly and safe community.
How active is the Discord server?	We have a relatively active Discord server where players can chat and coordinate in-game activities.
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	The server runs on the Bedrock edition of Minecraft.

Eternal Kingdoms 1.20.2

#kroniijokes, #kroniirotic, #kronillust, #krossets, #krotime, #nsfwart, #OKTK, #ourokronii, 1.20.2, bgm, Collabs, cover, ETERNAL, fanbase, hololive, Kingdoms, love, merch, Music, originalsong, QandA, Reporting, Schedule, streaming

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6743
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4564	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	70	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38

Yo, you wanna join this Minecraft server? It’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of OuroKronii! We got streams, we got memes, we got fanbase tags that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the original songs and BGMs – they’ll have you grooving like a creeper on a dance floor!

TasteTestWifey

béchamel sauce, cayenne pepper, Chef, chicken noodle soup, Communication, Cooking, creamy chicken and wild rice soup, culinary skills, Dinner, family, family dynamics, Food, food critique, home cook, kitchen, meal preparation, recipe experimentation, spice usage, taste testing, TasteTestWifey

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	3333
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Are you tired of cooking amazing meals for your ungrateful family? Join our Minecraft server where all your culinary creations will be appreciated like never before!

Imagine a world where every block you place is like seasoning a dish to perfection. Our community of players will savor every build you create, just like they savor your delicious meals.

No more family members disrespecting your cooking skills by adding cayenne pepper without even tasting the dish first. On our server, your creations will be treated with the respect they deserve.

So come join us and experience a world where your culinary talents are truly valued. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual chef friend who will praise your building skills just like your real chef friend praised your cooking chops!

Y2KTeenager Minecraft SMP

adolescence, aim, Coming of Age, dial-up internet, early 2000s, emo, fashion, flip phones, internet, low rise jeans, Minecraft, Music, myspace, Nostalgia, pop culture, Pop Punk, smp, social media, Technology, teenager, trends, y2k, Y2KTeenager

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3597
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, back in the early 2000s, being a teenager was like, soooo cray cray. But on this server, it’s like reliving those wild times but in blocky form. We have like, the craziest adventures and the most epic battles. And like, the mods are like, super cool and always throwing parties with unlimited cake and fireworks. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasure. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and shenanigans. So come join us and let’s make some memories that’ll last a lifetime, or at least until the next update wipes everything out. YOLO, amirite?

SongRentFreeCraft

#earworm, brain soundtrack, can’t stop singing, catchy tune, constant earworm., constant replay, endless loop., mental playlist, music obsession, musical addiction, musical loop, musical obsession., never-ending earworm, never-ending song, nonstop music, persistent melody, song on repeat, song stuck on repeat, SongRentFreeCraft, stuck in my head, tune stuck in my brain

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9745
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate jam-packed party for your blocky adventures!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant creepers with laser eyes, riding on flying pigs that poop diamonds, and building a castle made entirely of rainbow-colored obsidian.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Jukebox Jamboree, where all the songs in your head come to life and throw the wildest dance parties you’ve ever seen. So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the music take over your Minecraft world!

AstroCraft Minecraft Server

2032, asteroid, ASTROCRAFT, Astronomy, celestial body, collision, Cosmic, discovery, Earth, Impact, Minecraft, NASA, near-Earth object, planetary defense, potential threat, Probability, risk assessment, Science, Server, SKY, Space, space exploration, Universe

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	101
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Enchantments Applied:	240	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

OMG GUYS, SO THERES THIS CRAZY ASTEROID THAT MIGHT SMASH INTO EARTH IN 2032, BUT DONT WORRY, WE FOUND A WAY TO ESCAPE! JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND BUILD A GIANT SPACESHIP TO FLY AWAY TO SAFETY! WE GOT CREEPERS AS ALIENS, ZOMBIES AS SPACE INVADERS, AND DIAMONDS AS FUEL! COME JOIN US BEFORE ITS TOO LATE AND WE ALL BECOME SPACE DUST! #ASTEROIDPARTY2022 #SAVETHEBLOCKS 🚀💎🌌

PotomacCraft: Air Traffic Control

Air, air traffic control, airport closure, Aviation, control, crashes, Delays, emergency, ground stop, Incident, investigation, News, Potomac River, PotomacCraft, Reagan National Airport, rescue operation, Safety, small aircraft, traffic, traffic control, Transportation, travel, Updates, washington dc

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	6453
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Towns Built:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much chaos that even planes are crashing into rivers just to get a taste of the action! we’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground base where the llamas rule with an iron hoof. if you’re not afraid of a little turbulence, then hop on board and see if you can survive the madness. who needs a boring old airport when you can have a crash landing in our world of mayhem and mischief? come on, what are you waiting for? the llamas are calling your name!

Vaxxed&Vulnerable: Infertility&KidneyRisk

comorbidities, coronavirus, Covid-19, COVID-19-related, diseases, fully vaccinated, general population, health, infertility disorders, InfertilityKidneyRisk, kidney diseases, long-term effects, mortality, mortality risk, pandemic, Population, research, Risks, study, vaccinated individuals, VaxxedVulnerable

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7977
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Crops Grown:	5338
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2249
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

LOLZ come join our EPIC Minecraft server where we have a study of 58 million blockheads and found out that if you have eight diseases like potatoitis and creeperphobia, you are five times more likely to die from a zombie attack than the general Steve population! 😱🧟‍♂️

But don’t worry, our server has magical potions and enchanted armor to protect you from any deadly mobs or diseases. Plus, we have a secret underground base where you can hide from any pesky creepers or skeletons trying to ruin your day. 🕵️‍♂️🦴

So come on over and join us for some crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Just watch out for those killer chickens, they’re no joke! 🐔💥 #MinecraftMadness

Solitary Madness 1.20.4

+18, 1.20.4, alone in my room, chat buddy, Drinking, drunk rant, gaming buddy, going insane, ISOLATION, Loneliness, madness, mental health, near my age, need someone to talk to, no blacks, no ESLs, no fat fucks, no gays, play games, seeking company, socializing, solitary, vc on discord

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8762
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6673

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and chaotic time ever! We have more madness than a drunk rant about absolute bullshit! No boring people allowed, only cool kids who are ready to game and have a blast. Plus, we have a strict no-gays, no-blacks, no-fat-fucks, and no-ESLs policy because we only want the best of the best. So if you’re ready to join a server that’s as wild as a room full of crazy people, then hop on board and let’s get this party started!

DailyDuo Minecraft Server

autism, bathroom etiquette, college dorms, college life, daily routine, DailyDuo, disruptive behavior, Minecraft, on-campus living, personal hygiene, petty behavior, roommate conflict, roommate issues, Routine, Schedule, Server, shower schedule, shower seat, shower stall, showering, showering habits, Skincare Routine

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4442
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Crops Grown:	8691
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that caters to your specific routine? Look no further! Our server is perfect for high-functioning autistics who need a consistent showering schedule. Join us and experience the thrill of showering in our handicap stall every single day at 6:30 PM sharp!

But wait, there’s more! Encounter hilarious drama with other players who just can’t handle your showering routine. Watch as they groan, sigh, and complain loudly about the big shower being taken. Will you stand your ground and assert your showering rights, or will you be pressured to finish up faster? The choice is yours!

Join now and witness epic showdowns in the bathroom, where grunting, cursing, and stomping are all part of the fun. And don’t forget to lotion your skin extra slowly for maximum pettiness – it’s all part of the experience!

So, are you ready to dive into the wild world of showering drama? Join our server today and show everyone that showering at the same time every day is not just a routine, it’s a way of life!