Our server has everything you need, including a fantastic adventure through survival, custom and classic modes, along with many more pvp-focused modes such as: ffa and boxpvp.And if you’re a Bedrock user, don’t worry: we’ve got you covered! Simply connect to our server using the IP address bd.noxian.xyz and the default port 19132. Join us today and discover the best Minecraft experience!
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Join us if you want to experience the thrill of stealing from other players, setting ridiculous traps, and unleashing mobs on unsuspecting victims. Our community is full of crazy characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.
But beware, if you try to steal from us, we will hunt you down like a pack of wild wolves and make you regret ever crossing us. So come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world. Just remember, this server belongs to us, so give it back immediately… or face the consequences!
Join us on a journey through the land of Slavjank, where the pigs ride horses and the chickens wear diamond armor. Our community is filled with hilarious characters, from the mischievous Creeper King to the wise old Villager Shaman.
But that’s not all – we have epic events like the Great Potato War, where players battle it out for the title of Spud Champion. And don’t even get us started on the legendary quest for the Golden Carrot of Destiny.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on Slavjank Bros and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even find yourself face to face with the elusive Ender Dragon wearing a top hat. It’s not over yet, bros!
But that’s not all! Our server is home to legendary characters like Chasca, the Feather-Fletched Peace warrior who can shoot arrows with the precision of a thousand snipers. Ororon, the Elusive and Unfathomable Hues master who can turn the sky into a rainbow with a flick of his wrist. And let’s not forget Sucrose, the sugar-loving alchemist who can turn a pile of dirt into a mountain of gold!
And if you’re looking for some epic loot, we’ve got you covered! Our weapon banners feature bows that can shoot fireballs, swords that can slice through bedrock, and pickaxes that can mine diamonds with a single tap. It’s like Christmas morning every time you log in!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure, or a hidden village of friendly villagers who throw the best block parties in town. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us today!
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But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their fluffy tyranny?
And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples buried deep within the heart of our server. Will you be the lucky one to uncover its riches or will you fall victim to the traps set by the mischievous Endermen who guard it?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride filled with nukes, llamas, and hidden treasures!
