NoWorstEnemyMC | New Minecraft Servers 2025

The Man Who Predicted All This Shit Minecraft SMP

atheism, Blood, Caesarism, Communication, Cosmopolises, depopulation, Elites, Engineers, fertility collapse, intellectualism, man, Managerial bloat, materialism, Minecraft, MONEY, POL, political parties, Predicted, religiousness, Resources, Shit, smp, SUICIDE, Transportation, urbanism, veganism

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8846
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Battle Standards Raised:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have created a world where /pol/ actually predicted the future! Join us as we navigate through cosmopolises filled with insane transportation methods and communication systems, all while the elites are obsessed with ridiculous things like veganism and futile intellectualism.

But that’s not all – political parties are playing absurd shenanigans, Caesarism is on the rise, and a second religiousness has taken over as materialism and atheism fade away due to a fertility collapse. Our engineers are working tirelessly to keep the machine going, even when resources run dry, and there’s even managerial bloat to spice things up.

So come join us and see if money can truly defeat blood in this wacky world where anything is possible! And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a chud who predicted it all before memes were even a thing. Let’s have some laughs and create some chaos together in this wild Minecraft adventure!

HaterzGonnaHate Minecraft SMP

HaterzGonnaHate, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1470
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Yo, listen up fam, if you’re tired of all those lame-o servers where people don’t appreciate your epic builds and amazing redstone contraptions, then you gotta join this lit AF Minecraft SMP! We got unicorns riding pigs, flying llamas, and a secret underground disco party every Saturday night. Plus, our admin is a literal wizard who can turn dirt blocks into diamonds with just a flick of his wand (not a euphemism, I swear). So if you wanna be part of the coolest, craziest, most bonkers server in all of Minecraft history, then hit us up and join the fun! Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, you should probably stay away). #BestSMPever #JoinUsOrMissOut #DiamondsAreAGirlsBestFriend

NoKidsNoProbsMC

Adults, banning, Child protection, children, digital age, digital citizenship, Florida, Florida law, internet regulations, January 1st, NoKidsNoProbsMC, online behavior, online privacy, online safety, online security, parenting, social media, Social Media Ban, social media restrictions., Technology, underage users

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6555
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	468870
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	4639
Gods Slained:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Void Gems Collected:	29
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Zombie Dances:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Are you tired of having to deal with annoying kids on social media? Well, fear not because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from those pesky youngsters! With Florida banning children under 13 from social media, you can finally enjoy a peaceful and adult-friendly gaming experience without any interruptions.

Join our server and embark on wild adventures in a world where only adults roam free. Build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and uncover hidden treasures without having to worry about any kids ruining the fun. Plus, with our exclusive chat filter that blocks out any immature language, you can rest assured that your gaming experience will be nothing short of classy and sophisticated.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world like no other, where the only thing you’ll have to worry about is how to top your latest epic build. Trust us, once you go adult-only, you’ll never want to go back!

Creaking SMP

Active 24/7, beginner friendly, Civilization Safety, Civilizations, creaking, discord server, friendly community, hard difficulty, ip address, join the fun, minecraft survival, Most Popular Vanilla Server, new world, No Stealing, Pro Players Welcome, pure gameplay, pure vanilla, Safety Expansion, Serve, smp, top choice, Vanilla, Vanilla Multiplayer

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	6595
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Divine Spears Created:	29	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Overview

Feature	Description
Most Popular Vanilla Server	The first friendly vanilla multiplayer Minecraft server!
Friendly Community	Everyone is welcome, from beginners to pros. Don’t Steal.
Pure Vanilla	Experience Minecraft the way it was meant to be, no mods or changes.
Hard Difficulty	Make friends and work together to expand the safety of civilization!
Active 24/7	Always something happening! Come see why so many players choose us!
Join the Fun	We are brand new and our world is only just beginning!

Come see why we’re the #1 choice for Minecraft survival! https://discord.gg/creakingsmp server IP: mc.creaking.fun

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?

To join the server, simply connect using the server IP: mc.creaking.fun. Once connected, type /rules to be verified.

2. Is there a Discord server for the community?

Yes, you can join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/creakingsmp to connect with other players and stay updated on server events.

3. Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?

Yes, please make sure to follow the server rules outlined in the /rules command to ensure a positive and friendly experience for all players.

4. Can I invite friends to join the server?

Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join the server and be part of the growing community. The more, the merrier!

EduCraft High School 1.21.3

1.21.3, academics, clubs, curriculum, education, educational system, EduCraft, Exams, extracurricular activities, Graduation, HIGH, high school, learning environment, peer pressure, School, school community, school culture, school facilities, school traditions, social life, sports, Students, teachers, teenage experience

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8421
Rating:	4.9 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Falling into the Void:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Yo, so like, imagine high school but in Minecraft, bro. Like, you can build your own school and have epic battles in the cafeteria over who gets the last cookie.

Join this server if you want to experience the drama of high school without actually having to deal with real people. Plus, we have a secret underground tunnel system for sneaky escapes from class.

Forget boring lectures and homework, on this server, you can create your own classes like Potion Making 101 or Advanced Creeper Taming.

So, if you’re tired of the same old high school routine and want to spice things up with some blocky chaos, then this server is the place for you. Just watch out for the zombie teachers, they can be real sticklers about tardiness.

Minecraft SMP – /Sonic the Hedgehog General/

Announce trailer, booru, cytube, DC Comics Collaboration, general, General link compilation, Hedgehog, IDW Release Dates, Milestone pastebin, Minecraft, Mistletoe Edition, Mod Recommendation Spreadsheet, OC info, Perfect System Collection, pixel world, smp, sonic, Sonic Christmas, Sonic comic scans, sonic game, sonic racing, Sonic Rumble, sonic the hedgehog, sonic the hedgehog 3, Teaser Trailer

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2807
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Welcome to the most electrifying Minecraft SMP out there – Sonic the Hedgehog General! Join us as we discuss ALL things Sonic, from racing to rumbling, we’ve got it all! Our server is so fast-paced, you’ll feel like you’re running alongside Sonic himself.

But that’s not all, folks! We’ve got exclusive trailers for Sonic Racing: CrossWorlds and Sonic the Hedgehog 3 that will blow your mind. And don’t even get me started on the Sonic x DC Comics Collaboration – it’s a match made in pixelated heaven!

Looking for some comic relief? We’ve got you covered with our Sonic comic scans and OC info. And if you’re feeling creative, hop on over to our Pixel World and show off your building skills.

So why join our SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a server that’s as fast, fun, and fabulous as Sonic himself? Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness that is Sonic the Hedgehog General – join today and let the adventure begin!

SnakeSitterNoMore

animal program, Boundaries, co-ownership, Communication, Conflict Resolution, family dynamics, high school, Long Term Care, Maturity, pet care arrangements, pet expenses, pet ownership, pet rehoming, pet transportation, Pregnancy, RESPONSIBILITY, sibling relationships, SIL, snake care, SnakeSitterNoMore

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4678
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Farms Harvested:	404
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Looking for a wild adventure in the world of Minecraft? Join our server and experience the thrill of taming virtual snakes! Just like the snake in this crazy story, you’ll have to navigate through challenges and obstacles to care for your pixelated reptile.

But beware, just like in real life, you may end up being the primary caretaker of your virtual snake, even if it wasn’t your idea in the first place! Will you be able to handle the responsibility and keep your in-game pet happy and healthy?

Join our server now and embark on a journey filled with drama, twists, and turns – just like the saga of this snake-loving family! Will you be able to handle the pressure and make the tough decisions when it comes to your pixelated pet? Only time will tell!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate snake charmer in the world of Minecraft! And remember, when in doubt, just give your virtual snake a virtual rat – it’s the circle of life in the world of pixels!

NoTofuPlz – Minecraft SMP

Absolutely, Allergies, aversion, cannot stand, Culinary, despise, detest, diet, DISLIKES, Eat, Food, gag reflex, loathe, Minecraft, no matter what, NoTofuPlz, picky eater, Preferences, Refuse, Repulsion, restrictions, smp, taste buds

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1421
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Potions Brewed:	110	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most lit place ever! We have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds and emeralds, and we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow stuff up LOL. Plus, our admin is a wizard who can summon dragons and unicorns, it’s totally wild!

But like, the best part is the food we have in this SMP. We have a rule that you can’t eat potatoes because they’re actually alien spies trying to take over the world. And if you even mention carrots, you have to do a dance-off with a zombie to prove your loyalty to the server. It’s crazy, but so much fun!

So yeah, if you’re looking for a totally bonkers Minecraft SMP where anything goes, you gotta join us. Just be prepared for the chaos and the random dance parties with skeletons, it’s a blast!

DefendCraft

court cases, criminal charges, dangerous situations, Deadly Force, DefendCraft, defending oneself, defending your life, defending your property, gun rights, justifiable homicide, killing, legal rights, lethal force, life or death, life-threatening situations, personal safety, protecting oneself, self defense, stand your ground, Survival, using force

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	765
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Ores Mined:	4623	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Dimension Hops:	13	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Votes:	7727
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only way to survive is by mastering the art of self-defense! Ever been attacked by a horde of creepers and had to fight back with nothing but a wooden sword? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday afternoon.

Join us for epic battles against mobs, where you’ll have to think fast and fight even faster to stay alive. Our players have some insane stories of self-defense, like the time one player took down a whole army of skeletons with just a stack of potatoes. Or the time another player built an entire fortress out of dirt to protect themselves from a pack of angry zombies.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will test your skills and keep you on your toes, join us now! Who knows, you might just become a legendary warrior known for your epic acts of self-defense.

ZionistZapperCraft

anti-imperialism, anti-Zionism, ayatollah, Conflict, foreign intervention, Geopolitics, iran, Iran-Israel Relations, Islamic Republic, Khamenei, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Military, Politics, proxy wars, Regional power struggle, resistance, supreme leader, Syria, Zionists, ZionistZapperCraft

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4733
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than iran and israel combined! khamenei himself said “zionists haven’t won” but you can win big on our server! build your own empire and show those zionists who’s boss! we have crazy pvp battles, insane treasure hunts, and even a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the haters. join now and be part of the most epic showdown in minecraft history!

Repaired & Ready – Cheap Fixes

affordable, bargain, budget-friendly, Cheap, cost effective, Deal, Discounted, diy, economical, fixer upper, Fixes, frugal, handyman, low cost, Ready, refurbish, Repair, repaired, Restore, savings, secondhand, thrifty, Value

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6152
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Dragon Scales Harvested:	448	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Yo, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the pigs can fly and the creepers do the cha-cha slide? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding on a rainbow llama through a field of exploding watermelons. Build your own castle made entirely of cheese and defend it from an army of evil bunnies.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can trade your diamonds for magical unicorn farts that will give you super speed and the ability to shoot lasers from your eyes.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world of wonder and weirdness. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

2B2PLACE TRY TO SURVIVE Minecraft server HERE

185.17.10.82, 2B2PLACE, banner, BUILD, Community, Creative, description, Explore, gameplay, Ip:, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvE, PvP, Sandbox, Server, Survival, try to survive

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6544
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

if 1 IP does not work, go to 2: 185.17.10.82:25594

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Helios: THE ARRIVAL

Age Progression system, Arrival, Build towns, Curseforge, deities, Discord, form governments, Helios, Lore Quests, Minecolonies, Modded, modpacks, player-engagement, realistic politics, Relax, server pack, Space Travel, technological Era advancement, Valkaryian Skies

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2313
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Zombie Dances:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Dimension Hops:	14
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	67	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Farms Harvested:	897	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Overview of Helios Minecraft Server

Features	A World of Realistic Politics. Sail the seas with Valkaryian Skies. Venture on Lore Quests involving Greek Mythology. Experience realistic technological Era advancement. Manage your society with Minecolonies… AND MORE!
Description	The World of Helios is a modpack/server that uses both mods and plugins to maximize the potential Minecraft has to offer. Players progress through different Ages, each with unique gameplay styles and technologies.
Current Age	16th century

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Visit https://discord.gg/CcCtfpXnH3 or https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/helios-server-pack for more information.
What is the progression system?	Players advance through different Ages, each with its own gameplay style and technology. Progress is not lost during Age transitions.
Can I build towns or nations?	Yes, players can build and manage towns or nations, form governments, and face challenges posed by deities.

Pixel Realm Quest 1.20

#youtube, Audience, channel, Content Creator, creativity, criticism, empowerment, ENGAGEMENT, Expectations, gender stereotypes, internet fame, online presence, perspective, PIXEL, PRESSURE, Quest, Realm, social media, success, Video, Views, viral, Women

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2621
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Towns Built:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the only server that reached millions of players but refuses to add more because it’s too cool for that, like why are servers like this? Join us for the ultimate mind-bending experience of questioning reality and regretting everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. It’s a rollercoaster of crazy shizo antics and outrageous reasons to keep coming back for more. Don’t miss out, join now and enter the twilight zone of Minecraft madness!

QuirkyHomeSMP – Renters, what’s your weird norm?

accustomed, everyday, habits, home, idiosyncrasies, Living, living space, norm, normal, Oddities, peculiar, QuirkyHomeSMP, rental property, renters, Unconventional, Unique, weird, weird quirks, whats

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8094
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Mythical Swords Crafted:	96	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest place ever! Like, there’s this one dude who built his house entirely out of diamond blocks because he thought it would bring him good luck in battles. And then there’s this other player who has a pet creeper that follows him around everywhere, like how insane is that?! And don’t even get me started on the secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats, like what even is going on in this server?! You have to join us and experience the madness for yourself, it’s like a rollercoaster of chaos and fun! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re scared of llamas in top hats, then maybe stay away… but seriously, join us now!

Players:	92/300	Votes:	4581
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	35	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3