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CrashCraft: Plane-Free Zone

Accidents, air travel, Airline (Industry), Aviation, concerns, Crashcraft, crashes, fear of flying, History, incidents, Memories, Nostalgia, past, PlaneFree, Planes, progress, Reliability, Safety, statistics, Technology, Transportation, travel, Zone

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2471
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	45	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Tired of living in fear every time you board a plane? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, planes never crash! That’s right, our virtual skies are always clear and your pilot skills will never be put to the test. Join us and experience the thrill of flying without the risk of plummeting to the ground in a fiery inferno. Plus, rumor has it that our planes are equipped with secret warp drives that can take you to hidden dimensions filled with diamonds and cake. So why wait? Join our server now and soar to new heights without the fear of crashing!

TariffCraft Minecraft Server

Business, Canada, Diplomacy, Dispute, economic impact, Economy, foreign policy, global trade, Government, import/export, international relations, Minecraft, NAFTA, negotiations, North America, Politics, Server, TariffCraft, Tariffs, Trade, trade war, trump, united states

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8575
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18

so, like, this server is like the best thing since sliced bread, but like, even better cuz it’s in minecraft, you know? like, imagine a world where you can build whatever you want and like, there are no rules, man. you can like, create your own crazy adventures and like, explore the wildest lands ever.

but wait, there’s more! we have like, this secret underground city where you can like, battle monsters and find hidden treasures. and like, the best part is that you can ride on giant chickens and fly around the whole server. it’s like, totally insane, dude.

oh, and did i mention that there’s a secret portal that takes you to a whole new dimension where you can like, meet aliens and ride on unicorns? yeah, it’s like, out of this world, man.

so, like, if you want to join the most epic minecraft server ever, then like, come on down and join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. it’s like, the best thing ever.

MuskCraft: Treasury Rift Exit

administration, controversy, current events, Departure, departure announcement, elon musk, exit, finance, Government, Musk allies, MuskCraft, News, Official, Politics, Report, resignation, Rift, Senior, tesla, Treasury, united states, us treasury

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2703
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9182
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Villages Defended:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Potions Brewed:	41	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Farms Harvested:	116	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

so, like, imagine this, right? u got this super cool minecraft server where all the players are like, super tight with elon musk and his crew. but then, this senior us treasury official comes in and tries to mess things up, like, who does he think he is, right?

anyways, there’s all this drama and tension and finally, the official is like, peace out, i’m outta here. and now, the server is free from all that negativity and ready for some epic building and exploring with the musk squad.

if u wanna be part of this wild ride and hang out with elon musk’s allies, then u gotta join this server, like, right now. who knows what kind of crazy adventures and shenanigans await u in this one-of-a-kind minecraft world. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the fun begin!

Minecraft Murder

Abilities, Bases, Builds, Community, competitive, custom abilities, Datapack, Economy, Empire, Event, Friendly, Government, Industrial Revolution, Minecraft, murder, player, server reset, smp, Suggestions, Teams, vanilla features, War

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6592
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Buildings Constructed:	36	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Enchantments Applied:	206	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mines Excavated:	1997
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Minecraft Murder Server Overview

Server Information	Seasonal server with regular resets
Features	Custom abilities using vanilla features Keep Inventory Hard Difficulty Plugins to counter griefing Anti chat reports Discord to Minecraft chat
Current Season Focus	Economy and simple custom abilities
Discord	Join our Discord server

FAQ

Question	Answer
When is the End opening?	The End will open next weekend, so join now to take part in the fight!
Is the community friendly?	Yes, our community is friendly but also competitive.
Can my items or builds be destroyed?	No, you won’t have to risk your items or builds being destroyed.
What playstyles are allowed?	The server allows for a variety of playstyles, from peaceful farmer to building an empire.
Do you have a range of members?	Yes, we have members who have been here for over a year and newcomers.
Are there regular server resets?	Yes, but only once all members feel ready for it.

Sky Crash Chronicles 1.21.3

1.21.3, accident investigation, air crash investigation episodes, air crash investigations, air travel, aircraft accidents, aircraft incidents, Aviation (Industry), aviation accidents, aviation disasters, aviation investigations, aviation safety, Chronicles, crash, crash analysis, crash causes, crash determination, DEI, DEI episodes, disaster investigation, investigation findings, plane crashes, SKY

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3093
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	72	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Yo, so like, this Minecraft server is like, totally lit, bro. Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide. It’s like a psychedelic trip without the drugs, man. You gotta join this server if you wanna experience the true meaning of blocky bliss. Trust me, your mind will be blown like a TNT explosion in a mine shaft. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

ChairSwapCraft

aita, apartment living, cat, cat behavior, chair, ChairSwapCraft, Communication, damaged chair, damaged property, Furniture, pet behavior, pet ownership, pet supervision, reimbursement, reimbursement dispute, RESPONSIBILITY, roommate, roommate agreement, roommate conflict, roommates

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1942
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Divine Spears Created:	16
Players Killed by Monsters:	4138	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Endless Legions Commanded:	29

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my roommate’s accusations against my innocent kitten? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy adventure filled with drama, tears, and broken headphones (not by my cat, I swear).

Our server is so intense, it’ll make you question whether you should reimburse your roommate for a slightly damaged chair or not. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if you decide to keep the “ruined” chair as a gift instead of getting a new one.

But be warned, our server is so chaotic that even your cat might get involved in the drama. Just make sure to keep your door closed to avoid any headphone cable disasters.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as my roommate’s emotions, join us now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a way to fix that chair with some glue and a little bit of cat magic.

CraftySteve in Minecraft SMP

9-5, career, CraftySteve, daily routine, Minecraft, occupation, office, screen name duties, Screen name job, screen name job description, screen name job duties, screen name job responsibilities, screen name job tasks, screen name job title, screen name profession, screen name responsibilities, screen name role, screen name tasks, screen name title, screen name workday, smp, work

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8570
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Emeralds Found:	7761	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Meteorites Collected:	0

LOL, imagine if your screen name was like, “MinecraftKing69” or “DiamondMiner420”, that would be so epic, bro! Like, all day, every day, you’d be mining for diamonds and ruling over your Minecraft kingdom, haha! And then at 5, you’d be like, “Time to clock out and go slay some creepers in the real world, yo!” Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to live out your wildest Minecraft fantasies and maybe even become the next Minecraft King or Queen, who knows? Just don’t forget to bring your pickaxe and your sense of humor, because things can get pretty crazy in our world, lol!

NoGoToThatLand

Adventure, Country, culture, decision, Destination, Disappointment, Experience, Explore, Foreign, Journey, Memories, mistake, never again, NoGoToThatLand, passport, regret, Revisit, tourism, travel, vacation, Wanderlust

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4411
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16

Remember that one time you decided to visit the Land of Explosive Sheep? Yeah, that’s a country you’ll never want to go back to. But fear not, because our Minecraft server is nothing like that chaotic place! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, rainbow-colored creepers, and a secret underground society of talking chickens. Trust us, you’ll never want to leave once you’ve experienced the madness that awaits you on our server. So pack your virtual bags and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

TremendousCraft: USA vs World

Brazil, China, Diplomacy, economic impact, Economy, foreign policy, global market, India, international relations, negotiations, Politics, Protection, protectionism, tariff, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade war, TremendousCraft, trump, US interests, Usa, world, world leaders

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5536
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Zombie Dances:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	3867

so like, u know how trump is always talkin bout tariffs and stuff? well, on this server, we got our own tariffs but they’re like, totally fun and not political at all. we got china, india, and brazil all makin these crazy tariffs and u gotta protect ur own interests by joinin our server. it’s like a virtual trade war but with blocks and stuff. come join us and see if u can outsmart these tremendous tariff-makers. it’s gonna be yuge, believe me.

UneasyVanilla

alliances, Anarchy, Authenticity, building projects, Community, creativity, discord community, EXCITEMENT, Fairness, Griefing, imagination, lawlessness, opportunities, rules, semi anarchy, Server Wiki, Skills, surprise encounters, Survival, UneasyVanilla, vanilla minecraft, Website

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8831
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Void Gems Collected:	32
Divine Spears Created:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Enchantments Applied:	288	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	4403
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

UneasyVanilla Minecraft Server Information

IP	uneasyvanilla.com
Version	1.21.3

Welcome to UneasyVanilla, the vanilla Minecraft server you’re looking for. A server where you can unleash your creativity in a tight knit, relaxed community. Our server offers a blend of anarchy and survival gameplay while still having some rules.

Here at UneasyVanilla we put an emphasis on authenticity. Staying true to Minecrafts original vision. You’ll find a 4+ year old world where your and other players’ imaginations have no limits. Your first time spawning, you’ll be stuck in a maze of lavacasts, as spawn has been griefed completely. Once you escape it, you’ll be able to build bases and explore!

While we embrace a sense of lawlessness, we believe in maintaining an environment for everyone. Our rules are straightforward, ensuring that all players can enjoy their time without compromising the integrity of our server (performance). Our dedicated staff actively work to ensure fairness, swiftly banning cheaters and keeping operations running.

Join our community today. Experience the excitement of survival in a world where surprise encounters await you at every turn. Whether you’re seeking alliances, testing your skills or taking on massive building projects, UneasyVanilla is the place for you! Also join our community on Discord!

You can find us at https://discord.com/invite/bVFBfxbuhR

Additionally feel free to explore our website at https://www.uneasyvanilla.com/ or the server wiki to discover more about our server https://wiki.uneasyvanilla.com

Experience the opportunities awaiting you on our vanilla Minecraft server available at UneasyVanilla.com. Join us now, you won’t regret it!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, while we have some elements of anarchy, we do have rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. You can find the rules listed on our website.
Can I join the server with any Minecraft version?	We recommend joining with version 1.21.3 to ensure compatibility and the best experience on UneasyVanilla.
How can I report a cheater on the server?	If you encounter a cheater, please notify our staff or use the appropriate channels on our Discord server to report the player. Our staff will investigate and take necessary actions.
Are there any specific building projects or events on the server?	We encourage players to take on massive building projects and engage in community events. Keep an eye on our Discord and website for announcements about upcoming activities.

Mystic Void Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, Accountability, Boundaries, CANCELLED, Communication, consent, consequences, Consumed, controversy, Harassment, Hungry, inappropriate, Inappropriate Behavior, Messaging, mystic, neil gaiman, public figure, raped, Realms, scandal, social media, Thoughts, victim blaming, Void

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	9621
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	97	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like getting “raped” by Neil Gaiman, but in a good way, ya know? Afterward, you can message him all creepy like, saying stuff like “I am consumed by thoughts of you, the things you will do to me. I’m so hungry.” It’s a wild ride, man! Join now for some crazy shenanigans!

ParentalPanicMC

acquaintance, Boundaries, Coaching, Communication, Community, family dynamics, Obligations, ParentalPanicMC, parenting, Parenting styles, RESPONSIBILITY, Scheduling, setting boundaries, socializing, teamwork, Time management, volunteer commitments, volunteer football coach, volunteerism, youth sports

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	4849
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Dimension Hops:	15
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Void Armor Forged:	19	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a reality TV show! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this story of a football coach caught in the middle of a parenting dilemma.

Imagine a world where Minecraft mobs are replaced with soccer moms and dads, where you’ll have to navigate through the chaos of scheduling playdates and carpooling to survive. Will you be able to juggle coaching your team while dealing with demanding parents who expect you to chauffeur their kids to games?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret alliances and rivalries, where you never know who you can trust. Will you be able to come out on top and conquer the drama-filled world of Minecraft parenting?

So come join us on our server, where the only thing crazier than the mobs are the parents trying to outdo each other in the ultimate game of soccer mom and dad showdown. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

UNhostageCraft

British, British-Israeli, Captivity, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomatic, Emily Damari, Hamas, Hostage, international relations, Israeli, KIDNAPPING, media coverage, MIDDLE EAST, Négotiation, political tension, rescue mission, SECURITY, Terrorism, UN facilities, UNhostageCraft

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1864
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Divine Spears Created:	19
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

so, like, this server is like the bomb dot com, you know? like, we got all the craziest stuff happening all the time. like, one time, this player got kidnapped by a bunch of creepers and had to be rescued by a team of pandas riding on llamas. it was wild, man.

and, get this, we got this player, Emily Damari, who says she got held hostage by Hamas at UN facilities. like, what even is that? but don’t worry, we got her back and now she’s ruling the server with an iron fist.

so, if you wanna join in on all the wackiness and adventure, come on down to our server. we promise you won’t be bored, like, ever.

Phage Proteins vs Host Immunity

animal immunity, animal proteins, bacterial immunity, bacterial proteins, host, host defense, host immunity, immune system, immunity, Phage, phage protein discovery, phage proteins, Plant immunity, plant proteins, protein design, protein engineering, protein function, protein inhibitors, protein interactions, protein structure, protein targeting, proteins, structure-guided discovery, viral proteins

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	586
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	29	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	75
Void Armor Forged:	16	Players Killed by Monsters:	1773

lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can discover phage proteins that inhibit plant, animal, and bacterial host immunity. u can be like a mad scientist but in minecraft lol. imagine creating crazy potions and unleashing them on unsuspecting mobs. u can be the master of the universe in this server, ruling over all with ur phage protein powers. join now and become the ultimate immune system destroyer in the minecraft world. let the chaos begin!

⭐REDLINE⭐ Grif ⚔️ Bosses ✅ EVENTS server minecraft

⭐REDLINE⭐, Bosses, Events, grif, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4459
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Zombie Dances:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

The description of the server server “Redline Griff Bossy Event” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

ax.redlline.space:25903

Players:	104/600	Votes:	3412
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Zombie Dances:	9
Towns Built:	9	Buildings Constructed:	18