NoWiFiNoFactsMC SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

LessonsFromSMP – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only lesson you learn is how to build a basic house? Well, look no further because on our server, the biggest lesson you’ll learn is how to tame a wild llama and ride it into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen! Join us for epic adventures, ridiculous shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Trust us, you won’t find a more chaotic and hilarious server anywhere else!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	212	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Creepin’ Normalized

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Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of normalizing dangerous activities in a hilariously fun way! Forget about boring old safety precautions, on our server, we encourage players to dive headfirst into lava pits, play chicken with creepers, and ride pigs off cliffs like it’s nobody’s business.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who have collectively decided that falling into ravines is the new extreme sport? Our server is like the Wild West of Minecraft, where the only rule is to have as much chaotic fun as possible.

So if you’re tired of playing it safe in the world of Minecraft, come join us and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might just become a legend for surviving the most outrageous stunts and challenges our server has to offer. Just remember to bring a sense of humor and a willingness to push the boundaries of what’s considered “normal” in the world of gaming.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	58	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Star Shards Collected:	81	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

ElectionFailsMC Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where russia, china, and iran are teaming up to stoke false election claims! it’s like a political drama but in minecraft form! build your own conspiracy theories and battle it out with other players to see who can spread the most fake news! will you be the master manipulator or the ultimate truth-seeker? join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4531
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

BlazinBeirutCraft

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Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to experience the thrill of surviving a crazy Israeli airstrike in Beirut? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for non-stop action and chaos as you navigate through the aftermath of a fiery explosion, dodging debris and building your way to safety.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret underground bunkers, hidden treasure chests, and even a pet llama named Larry who can spit on your enemies. Trust us, you won’t find a more intense and adrenaline-pumping Minecraft experience anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate Israeli airstrike in Beirut Minecraft server! Let’s get crafting, baby!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Jewtopia Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring features? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs every full moon. And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon the mystical Potion of Infinite Luck, granting you the power to turn all your enemies into harmless bunnies.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what wacky surprises await you around every corner. Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server. 😉🐷💎🐔🍀🐰

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Minecraft SMP – Enderman Roleplay Party

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where the only rule is that you must have a big dick to join. Why, you ask? Well, because our server is all about flexing your pixelated package and showing off your blocky bulge to the world.

Join us for some outrageous adventures, like the time we all dressed up as sexy villagers and seduced the Ender Dragon into giving us all of its loot. Or the time we built a giant statue of a penis out of diamond blocks just for the lols.

But beware, there are rival factions on the server who will stop at nothing to steal your diamonds and your dignity. So strap on your best armor and get ready to defend your honor in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and show us what you’re packing. Just remember, size matters in this world of blocky debauchery.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Towns Built:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Enchantments Applied:	266	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

CrushCraft SMP: LostInterest

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Are you tired of getting your heart broken in the dating game? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place to escape all that drama!

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about crushes breaking your heart again because here, the only thing breaking will be blocks! Whether you’re building a majestic castle or embarking on a daring adventure, there’s always something fun to do on our server.

Plus, rumor has it that one player’s crush actually turned out to be a creeper in disguise! Can you imagine the horror of thinking you found your soulmate, only to have them explode in your face? Yikes!

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and leave all your romantic troubles behind. Who needs love when you have diamonds, am I right?

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

CraftyConspiracies

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Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by sneaky creepers? Do you suspect that those innocent-looking villagers are actually plotting against you? Then come join our Minecraft server where we embrace all conspiracy theories, no matter how absurd they may sound!

Join us and uncover the truth behind the mysterious disappearance of all the cows in the server – was it really just a glitch or is there a secret cow cult operating in the shadows? And don’t even get us started on the rumors of a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs rule the land!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of feathered warriors who will stop at nothing to protect their precious eggs. Will you join forces with them or will you face their wrath as they peck you to oblivion?

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join our server and dive headfirst into a world of conspiracy theories, mystery, and of course, plenty of laughs along the way. Who knows what secrets you’ll uncover or what adventures await you in this wacky and wild land!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4509	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	8468	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

NukeCraft: Isfahan Inferno

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Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join our lit Minecraft server, cuz we got more explosions and fire than the Isfahan Nuclear facility in Iran! Trust me, it’s like a firework show on steroids up in here! We got creepers blowing up left and right, lava pits hotter than your ex’s mixtape, and more TNT than you can shake a stick at!

But wait, there’s more! Our players are so skilled, they can build entire cities in a day and then blow them up just for fun! It’s like a real-life action movie, but in block form! Plus, our mods are cooler than a polar bear’s toenails and will hook you up with all the diamond gear you could ever want.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the chaos, destruction, and pure insanity that is Minecraft like never before! Just be sure to bring your fireproof pants, cuz things are about to get HOT!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	56	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Love Letters Sent:	17
Gods Slained:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

HexSMP: Now with even more friendly zombies and unicorns!

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HexSMP Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	play.hexsmp.com

What Makes HexSMP Stand Out?

Chat Games
Stable Player Economy
Custom Leveling System
Custom Fishing
Furniture
Grief Prevention with Land Claiming
Teams
Cosmetics & Skins
PvP & Dungeons
Java & Bedrock Compatible

Why HexSMP over another SMP?

HexSMP is a vibrant community with regular updates, features, and an active community dedicated to creativity and adventure.

Referral System – Earn Rare Rewards!

Refer a friend to join HexSMP using /referral [Your Name] to earn exclusive rewards.

How to Join

Connect using the IP address play.hexsmp.com and start your adventure today!

Our Links:

Feel free to ask any questions below!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Secret Passages Found:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Noob-Free Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s so wild, even Twitch won’t let us stream it? Look no further! Our server is so epic, so insane, that even Hajime himself isn’t allowed on Twitch after playing here. Join us for a chance to experience the craziest adventures, the most ridiculous builds, and the most chaotic PvP battles you’ve ever seen. Who needs Twitch when you can join us and become a legend in your own right? Join now and see what all the fuss is about!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Elemental Crystals Collected:	84	Void Armor Forged:	15
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

The Kwaboty King of Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us on this wild ride as we follow the misadventures of Drew and his bros, Vince and Tony.

Drew thought he had it all figured out, building his dream castle and ruling over his kingdom with an iron fist. But then things took a turn for the worse when a group of mischievous creepers invaded his land and blew everything to smithereens. Poor Drew was left with nothing but a pile of rubble and a broken heart.

But fear not, for 2025 is here and Drew is determined to make a comeback! With the help of his trusty bros, Vince and Tony, he’s ready to rebuild bigger and better than ever before. Will they succeed? Only time will tell, but one thing’s for sure – it’s going to be one heck of a ride!

So why should you join our Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you witness the epic saga of Drew and his bros unfold in all its glory? Plus, we have llama races, chicken jousting, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players are invited to. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Come join Drew and his bros on their quest for redemption and hilarity. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Zombie Dances:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

SnappedSMP – QuietKidGoneWild

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Have you ever wondered what would happen if the quiet kid in class finally snapped? Well, wonder no more because on our Minecraft SMP, we have the perfect example of that! This player used to be the sweetest, most helpful member of the community. But one day, they just couldn’t take it anymore and went on a rampage, building giant statues of themselves made entirely out of diamond blocks and unleashing an army of killer bunnies on unsuspecting players. Join our server if you want to witness the chaos and maybe even become friends with the newly unhinged player! Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next one to snap and create your own diamond statue of doom.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Animals Bred:	42	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

FoodieNightmares

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Are you still haunted by the memories of that one food that scarred you for life as a child? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a special “Traumatizing Food” challenge where you can confront your food fears in a virtual world! Build giant broccoli monsters, create a maze made entirely of Brussels sprouts, or even battle a boss made out of your most dreaded childhood food. Join us and conquer your culinary demons in the most epic way possible!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

SerialKillerWoman Minecraft Server

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so, like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where u can escape the real world craziness? well, u found the right place, my dude. this server is so lit, even a serial killer would wanna join.

imagine this, a woman charged with 3 murders in 3 days in canada, she was actually just tryna find diamonds in minecraft but got too into it and started killing players instead. now she’s a legend on our server, everyone wants to team up with her cuz she’s so good at pvp.

join us if u wanna be part of the madness, where even the most dangerous criminals can find a home. plus, we have free cookies at spawn, so like, why wouldn’t u wanna join, amirite? come play with us, it’s gonna be a killer time.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	48	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Mines Excavated:	1734
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	111