NoWiFiNoFactsMC SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

CraftyConspiracies

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Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by sneaky creepers? Do you suspect that those innocent-looking villagers are actually plotting against you? Then come join our Minecraft server where we embrace all conspiracy theories, no matter how absurd they may sound!

Join us and uncover the truth behind the mysterious disappearance of all the cows in the server – was it really just a glitch or is there a secret cow cult operating in the shadows? And don’t even get us started on the rumors of a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs rule the land!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of feathered warriors who will stop at nothing to protect their precious eggs. Will you join forces with them or will you face their wrath as they peck you to oblivion?

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join our server and dive headfirst into a world of conspiracy theories, mystery, and of course, plenty of laughs along the way. Who knows what secrets you’ll uncover or what adventures await you in this wacky and wild land!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Buildings Constructed:	46	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

NukeCraft: Isfahan Inferno

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Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join our lit Minecraft server, cuz we got more explosions and fire than the Isfahan Nuclear facility in Iran! Trust me, it’s like a firework show on steroids up in here! We got creepers blowing up left and right, lava pits hotter than your ex’s mixtape, and more TNT than you can shake a stick at!

But wait, there’s more! Our players are so skilled, they can build entire cities in a day and then blow them up just for fun! It’s like a real-life action movie, but in block form! Plus, our mods are cooler than a polar bear’s toenails and will hook you up with all the diamond gear you could ever want.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the chaos, destruction, and pure insanity that is Minecraft like never before! Just be sure to bring your fireproof pants, cuz things are about to get HOT!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	227	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

HexSMP: Now with even more friendly zombies and unicorns!

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HexSMP Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	play.hexsmp.com

What Makes HexSMP Stand Out?

Chat Games
Stable Player Economy
Custom Leveling System
Custom Fishing
Furniture
Grief Prevention with Land Claiming
Teams
Cosmetics & Skins
PvP & Dungeons
Java & Bedrock Compatible

Why HexSMP over another SMP?

HexSMP is a vibrant community with regular updates, features, and an active community dedicated to creativity and adventure.

Referral System – Earn Rare Rewards!

Refer a friend to join HexSMP using /referral [Your Name] to earn exclusive rewards.

How to Join

Connect using the IP address play.hexsmp.com and start your adventure today!

Our Links:

Feel free to ask any questions below!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Crops Grown:	6703
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Noob-Free Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s so wild, even Twitch won’t let us stream it? Look no further! Our server is so epic, so insane, that even Hajime himself isn’t allowed on Twitch after playing here. Join us for a chance to experience the craziest adventures, the most ridiculous builds, and the most chaotic PvP battles you’ve ever seen. Who needs Twitch when you can join us and become a legend in your own right? Join now and see what all the fuss is about!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

The Kwaboty King of Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us on this wild ride as we follow the misadventures of Drew and his bros, Vince and Tony.

Drew thought he had it all figured out, building his dream castle and ruling over his kingdom with an iron fist. But then things took a turn for the worse when a group of mischievous creepers invaded his land and blew everything to smithereens. Poor Drew was left with nothing but a pile of rubble and a broken heart.

But fear not, for 2025 is here and Drew is determined to make a comeback! With the help of his trusty bros, Vince and Tony, he’s ready to rebuild bigger and better than ever before. Will they succeed? Only time will tell, but one thing’s for sure – it’s going to be one heck of a ride!

So why should you join our Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you witness the epic saga of Drew and his bros unfold in all its glory? Plus, we have llama races, chicken jousting, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players are invited to. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Come join Drew and his bros on their quest for redemption and hilarity. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	178	Chimeras Created:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

SnappedSMP – QuietKidGoneWild

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Have you ever wondered what would happen if the quiet kid in class finally snapped? Well, wonder no more because on our Minecraft SMP, we have the perfect example of that! This player used to be the sweetest, most helpful member of the community. But one day, they just couldn’t take it anymore and went on a rampage, building giant statues of themselves made entirely out of diamond blocks and unleashing an army of killer bunnies on unsuspecting players. Join our server if you want to witness the chaos and maybe even become friends with the newly unhinged player! Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next one to snap and create your own diamond statue of doom.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Farms Harvested:	114	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

FoodieNightmares

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Are you still haunted by the memories of that one food that scarred you for life as a child? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a special “Traumatizing Food” challenge where you can confront your food fears in a virtual world! Build giant broccoli monsters, create a maze made entirely of Brussels sprouts, or even battle a boss made out of your most dreaded childhood food. Join us and conquer your culinary demons in the most epic way possible!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

SerialKillerWoman Minecraft Server

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so, like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where u can escape the real world craziness? well, u found the right place, my dude. this server is so lit, even a serial killer would wanna join.

imagine this, a woman charged with 3 murders in 3 days in canada, she was actually just tryna find diamonds in minecraft but got too into it and started killing players instead. now she’s a legend on our server, everyone wants to team up with her cuz she’s so good at pvp.

join us if u wanna be part of the madness, where even the most dangerous criminals can find a home. plus, we have free cookies at spawn, so like, why wouldn’t u wanna join, amirite? come play with us, it’s gonna be a killer time.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Sinwar’s Qatar Revival

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So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where players can like, totally renew contact with Qatar? Yeah, apparently Sinwar was all like, “I’m not dead, I just respawned on this epic server!” And now he’s building sand castles with the Qataris and having a blast.

But wait, there’s more! This server has like, the most insane mods you’ve ever seen. You can ride on flying pigs, battle zombie llamas, and even have dance parties with creepers. It’s like a wild rave in the Minecraft world, dude.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that this server has the best loot you’ll ever find. Diamonds for days, enchanted gear for miles, and even a secret treasure chest filled with golden carrots. It’s like a Minecraft player’s dream come true.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join this server and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to meet Sinwar and Qatar in person. It’s gonna be lit, bro.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

【1.21.1】 GidroApple – Private Server | Vanilla Minecraft server

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Hello. This short description will tell you a little about the private server “GidroApple”.

First of all, GidroApple is a private project. The entire gameplay here is almost entirely tied to interactions with other players.

The goal of the project is to unite players. The server provides each player with the opportunity for creative self-realization and freedom of action in the open world. You can survive alone, with friends, or just travel around the world of this amazing game.

A little interested? If the answer is yes, come visit us!

In order to enter the server, you need to write a request to join using a ready-made template in the Discord server. The application is a prerequisite for the game.

(The link to Discord is on the page of this site. You can also use the server website – www.gidroapple.ru.)

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Buildings Constructed:	25
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Crafty Jokes Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Look no further, because our server is the meme paradise you’ve been waiting for! Join us and post your best vidya memes for a chance to win epic in-game prizes.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Creeper King, who roams the land in search of players to challenge to meme battles. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with rare loot and bragging rights for days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the meme madness begin!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	38
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Void Armor Forged:	24	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Water Polo Girls Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have as much fun as humanly possible! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting to be plundered. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary water polo tournament, where players must battle it out in the water while wearing nothing but their birthday suits. Why, you ask? Because it’s scientifically proven that playing water polo half naked increases your chances of finding rare loot in the game. Don’t question it, just dive in and start splashing around!

So come join us on our crazy Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get up to on our server – just be prepared for anything and everything!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	27
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

ToddlerTangoCraft

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Are you tired of dealing with drama in your own family? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape the real world and build your own virtual family drama instead!

Our server is the perfect place to let out your frustrations, just like this mom who invited her in-laws to her daughter’s dance recital without asking her husband first. Imagine the chaos of trying to navigate a virtual dance recital with angry grandparents and a crying toddler – it’s sure to be a hilarious disaster!

So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, join our server now and create your own outrageous stories to share with your friends. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual drama in Minecraft?

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Zombie Dances:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	188	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	21	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

RedFlagRadar Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all the quirky, offbeat players out there!

Join us if you can spot a ‘red flag’ in a person faster than a creeper can blow up your base! We’re talking about those players who stack their dirt blocks in a weird pattern or always wear mismatched armor – you know, the real oddballs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most outrageous stories and wild adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. From a secret underground village of llamas to a haunted mansion filled with mischievous villagers, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner weirdo and laugh your way through epic quests and hilarious mishaps, join us today! Just remember, the crazier, the better!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Potions Brewed:	61
Crops Grown:	2942	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	381	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

CraftyHabitBreaker

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. Yes, you heard that right – evil chickens! These feathered fiends will stop at nothing to steal your diamonds and wheat, so saddle up and show them who’s boss.

But that’s not all – our server also features a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Who knew monsters had such killer dance moves?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will leave you in stitches, come join us and prepare for the wackiest adventure of your life. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky evil chickens – they’re always up to no good!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Dragon Scales Harvested:	429	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	5