NoWeekendPlansLOL | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1835
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Divine Spears Created:	19	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Emeralds Found:	6524	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of downtime? Look no further! Join our server and take a break from the virtual world by exploring the great outdoors with your pixelated pals.

Our server is perfect for couples looking to mix things up and get active together. Whether you’re slightly overweight or a healthy weight, there’s room for everyone to roam and conquer new lands.

Forget the gym, on our server, you’ll be hiking and walking through towns you never knew existed. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if you need a weekend to just chill and binge-watch Netflix. It’s all about balance, right?

So come join us on this epic adventure where you can be active, take breaks, and maybe even find some hidden treasures along the way. Who knew Minecraft could be so exhilarating?

FlowWithItMC SMP

acceptance, balance, finding peace, flow, FlowWithItMC, hustle, letting go, Lifestyle, mental health, mindfulness, mindfulness meditation, mindfulness practice, Peace, personal growth, Relaxation, self love, self-care, smp, Stress Management, stress relief, Surrender, work-life balance

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7086
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Farms Harvested:	414
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	288
Gods Slained:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of all those boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone is just tryna be all serious and stuff? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like a wild rollercoaster ride of craziness and chaos, but in a good way, ya feel me?

Picture this: one time, we had a massive chicken parade where everyone dressed up as chickens and marched around the whole server clucking like crazy. It was lit, fam. And don’t even get me started on the time we all built giant statues of ourselves out of diamond blocks just for funsies.

But wait, there’s more! We have epic build battles where you have to build a house using only TNT and lava. It’s a total blast, literally. And every Friday night, we have a dance party at the village square where we all bust out our best moves and show off our sick dance skills.

So, if you’re ready to give up on the hustle and just go with the flow, come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a whole lot of energy, ’cause things are about to get wild up in here!

CreeperFactsMC

Alarming, blood-curdling, bone-chilling, chilling, CreeperFactsMC, creepy, Disturbing, eerie, fact, Frightening, hair-raising, HORRIFYING, knowledge, Macabre, petrifying, Scary, Shocking.., spine-tingling., Terrifying, unnerving, unsettling

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6763
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	83	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	414

Did you know that on our Minecraft server, if you don’t join, a creeper will show up at your house and blow up all your diamond blocks? True story, happened to my cousin’s best friend’s uncle’s pet pig. Don’t risk it, join our server now and save your precious diamonds from explosive doom! #MinecraftMayhem #JoinOrBoom

GazaBlockParty

#authorities, bodies found, Conflict, families, gaza, GazaBlockParty, Hamza Ziyadne, Heartbreaking, hostage situation, hostages, international relations, investigation, Loss, MIDDLE EAST, mourning, News, Terrorism, Tragedy, tragic discovery, violence, Youssef Ziyadne

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7312
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Potions Brewed:	169	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Zombie Dances:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret underground dungeon full of treasure and mystery! rumor has it that the bodies of hostages Youssef and Hamza Ziyadne were found in Gaza but that’s just a cover up for our epic quest to find the golden diamond sword of doom! join now and be part of the adventure of a lifetime, where you can battle dragons, ride unicorns, and build your own castle made entirely out of cheese! don’t miss out on the fun, join our server now and become a legendary warrior in the land of blocky madness!

SoulCraft: The Blocky Adventure

action, Adventure, blocky, building, Combat, Crafting, Exploration, FANTASY, indie, long tail, Minecraft, multiplayer, open world, role playing, Sandbox, Single player, Soulcraft, Souls-Like, Survival, video game

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	591
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Animals Bred:	41
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Divine Spears Created:	24
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Mines Excavated:	4032
Star Shards Collected:	77	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

u ever wanted to play a game that is like souls but with blocks? well do i have the server for u! come join our minecraft server where every block u break is like a boss battle. u gotta mine that diamond like u fighting the final boss in dark souls.

not only that, but we have a secret hidden level where u can fight a giant chicken that shoots fireballs out of its butt. yea u heard me right, a CHICKEN WITH A FIREBALL BUTT. u won’t find that on any other server, i tell u what.

oh and did i mention we have a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and gives u unlimited diamonds? yea, that’s right. come join our server and ride the rainbow farting unicorn to victory.

so what are u waiting for? come join our minecraft server and experience the most epic, ridiculous, and downright crazy gameplay u will ever find. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Ketamine Craft: Higher Ed Fun

2015, 2019, 2021, 2022, 40% rise, 81.8% increase, addiction, annual use, college degrees, Craft, drug use, education, Fun, higher, ketamine, mental health, prevalent, Recreational ketamine use, statistics, substance abuse, Surge, trends, U.S. adults

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7682
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Holy Grails Found:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Yo, yo, yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers out there! This server is like no other, cuz we got recreational ketamine use going on 24/7! That’s right, you can mine and craft while getting your ketamine fix at the same time.

We’ve seen an 81.8% increase in annual ketamine use since 2015, and a 40% rise just from 2021 to 2022. And get this, it’s twice as prevalent among those with college degrees! So if you wanna get your education and your ketamine on, this is the place to be.

Join us for some wild adventures, crazy builds, and ketamine-fueled fun. Don’t miss out on the party of a lifetime, come join our server now!

Enchanted Beauty Land 1.20.6

1.20.6, acceptance, Appearance, attractiveness, beauty, beauty expectations, beauty ideals, beauty standards, body image, comparison, Confidence, Enchanted, external validation, Insecurity, judgment, Land, physical appearance, PRETTY, self esteem, self worth, self-perception, societal norms, validation, worthiness

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6723
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Buildings Constructed:	17
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	190	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Void Gems Collected:	23

Yo, bro, forget about 3D girls, come join our Minecraft server where the pixels are prettier than any e-girl out there.

We got blocks that will make your heart skip a beat and landscapes that will make you question if you’re still in the real world.

Join us and let’s build a world where the only limit is your imagination and where you can finally find true love in the form of a perfectly crafted pixelated sunset.

Don’t waste your time chasing after 3D girls, come join us and let’s make Minecraft love stories that will make Romeo and Juliet look like a joke.

BrosBucks Minecraft Server

borrowed money, borrowing habits, Brazil, BrosBucks, brother, Communication, Confrontation, Cultural differences, Currency, family, finances, financial support, Honesty, loan, Minecraft, minimum wage, relationships, Repayment, Server, sibling dynamics, Siblings, Trust, Upset

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4831
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Star Shards Collected:	225	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	59	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Enchantments Applied:	236

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where borrowing money from family members leads to epic drama like you’ve never seen before! Join us and witness the thrilling saga of a sibling asking for R$280 for food, only to have their sister uncover a web of lies and deceit. Will the borrowed money be returned? Will the dad’s R$5.000 loan ever be repaid? Find out on our server, where family dynamics are more intense than a creeper explosion! Join now for a wild ride of financial drama and betrayal – because who needs diamonds when you have juicy family secrets to uncover?

Momma’s Money Mine

AITAH, Babysitting, Boundaries, Conflict, daycare, ENTITLEMENT, family, favoritism, Financial, financial struggle, mommas, MONEY, Mother, parenting, relationships, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, Siblings, Struggle, Support, VALUES

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4369
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Enchantments Applied:	231	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Crops Grown:	4348
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Star Shards Collected:	89

Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place to be!

Join our server for the wildest adventures and the most insane stories you’ll ever experience. Just like the time when a group of creepers threw a surprise party for Steve and ended up blowing up the whole village! Or when a herd of pigs learned how to fly and started a bacon revolution in the sky!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is full of surprises, just like the time when a player found a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons. And let’s not forget about the time when a group of players built a giant roller coaster that went straight into the Nether!

So, why wait? Join our server now for a roller coaster ride of fun, laughter, and insanity! And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding cow). See you there!

Time Traveler in Minecraft SMP

advice, Experience, hindsight, hindsight is 20/20, introspection, knowledge, learning, life advice, life lessons, Maturity, Minecraft, personal development, personal growth, perspective, regrets, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, smp, Time, time travel, Traveler, Understanding, wisdom, younger self

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4766
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	1534
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the most epic server ever! Like, we have flying pigs that shoot rainbows out of their butts and you can ride them into battle against evil llamas who are trying to take over the server. And get this, the only way to defeat the llamas is by building giant statues of Justin Bieber made entirely out of diamonds! It’s totally crazy but trust me, it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft. So come join us and let’s take down those evil llamas together! #BieberDiamondStatuesFTW 😂🦄🌈🦙🎮

MineCraftMania-ConcertCraze

best concert, concert atmosphere, concert crowd, concert excitement, concert experience, concert highlights, concert memories, concert venue, concert vibes, favorite artist, favorite concert, Live Music, live performance, memorable concert, MineCraftManiaConcertCraze, Music (performance), music event, music experience, music festival, unforgettable concert

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3462
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Have you ever been to a concert where the performers were actually Minecraft characters? Well, on our server, you can experience the ultimate virtual concert experience with Creeper DJs and Enderman dancers! Get ready to party like you’ve never partied before in the pixelated world of Minecraft. Join us for a night of music, dancing, and explosions (courtesy of the Creepers, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Notch’s Secret Stash, where you can find rare and valuable items that will give you the ultimate edge in the game. Rumor has it that Notch himself left behind a diamond pickaxe that can mine through bedrock like butter. Will you be the lucky player to find it?

So, if you’re looking for a server that offers a unique and hilarious gaming experience, look no further. Join us now and prepare for a wild ride through the wacky world of Minecraft!

Engels2FuelWars Minecraft Server

aggression, airstrike, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Engels-2 airbase, Engels2FuelWars, fuel supply, geopolitical crisis, international relations, Military, Military Action, military confirmation, Minecraft, oil depot, political tension, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine, War

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9427
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Love Letters Sent:	13
Holy Grails Found:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

haha, ukraine go brrrr and boom boom on russian oil depot! now join our minecraft server for epic explosions and chaos like ukraine did to russia! we got crazy pvp battles, where you can blow up your enemies like ukraine blew up that oil depot! come join the fun and be a part of the madness! let’s gooooooo!

GreenlandCraft: Trumped Tariffs

Arctic region, denmark, Diplomacy, economic sanctions, Europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global affairs, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, international trade, national security, North America, Politics, Tariffs, threatens, trade war, trump, Trumped, united states, world news

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2344
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Dragon Eggs Found:	1348	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Magic Items Found:	2986	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

so, like, this server is like, totally epic, just like when trump threatened denmark with tariffs over greenland, like, who even does that? anyway, if you join this server, you’ll be like a total boss, just like trump thinks he is. we have crazy builds and insane events, just like trump’s tweets. join now and make minecraft great again! #tariffsarecool #greenlandisours #buildthewallaroundspawn

DashCraft: Slow Decline

aging, brain function, brain health, cognitive abilities, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive health, DASH diet, DashCraft, Decline, dietary habits, healthy aging, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, heart-healthy, Long-term Health, Mediterranean cuisine, Mediterranean Diet, mental health, nutrition, older adults, preventative health, Slow

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1329
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	69	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Buildings Constructed:	29	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing declining is the speed of your cognitive decline! forget about those boring diets, here we feast on blocks and creepers for breakfast, lunch, and dinner! our players have reported feeling smarter and more alert after just one week of playing on our server.

imagine building a castle out of diamonds while simultaneously improving your memory and focus. who needs mediterranean or dash diets when you have the power of minecraft on your side? plus, our community is full of hilarious characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the ultimate brain-boosting adventure in the world of minecraft!

Pandamium’s Snapshot Server

25w02a, Carpet, creaking, custom advancements, diamond-based trading economy, Discord-to-Minecraft chat link, enchanced dragon fight, End Reset, every new snapshot, EXPERIMENTAL, Lithium, minecart improvements, mini blocks, Mob Heads, pale garden, Pale Oak Wood, Pandamiums, resin, Server, smp, Snapshot, Vanilla, Villager Rebalance, Warps

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1485
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Love Letters Sent:	3

Pandamium Snapshot Server Overview

Server Type	Experimental, vanilla, SMP
Server Updates	Updates to every new snapshot
Special Features	All experiments enabled, friendly community
IP	snapshot.pandamium.eu
Version	1.21.4, updating soon to 25w02a (Latest Snapshot for 1.21.5/1.22)

FAQ Questions & Answers

1. What is the Pandamium Snapshot server?

Pandamium’s snapshot server is an experimental, vanilla, SMP server that updates to every new snapshot with all experiments enabled.

2. How often is the server updated to new snapshots?

The server aims to update to every new snapshot that comes out, usually every Wednesday.

3. What are some of the experimental features enabled on the server?

Some of the experimental features include game drops, Minecart Improvements, Villager Rebalance, pig variants, wildflowers, Creaking, Pale Garden, resin, and more.

4. What custom features are available on the server?

Some of the custom features include TPA, Homes, Mailing, Discord-to-Minecraft chat link, Ranks, Mini blocks, Mob heads for all mobs and variants, and custom advancements.

5. How can I join the server?

You can join the server using the IP: snapshot.pandamium.eu

Whispering Woods 1.21.4

1.21.4, asmr, ASMR farm, Asmrtists, discussion, English, INFORMATION, japanese, live streams, ongoing streams, Online Community, Relaxation, relaxation techniques, Roleplay, Thread, tingles, triggers, virtual youtubers, Vtubers, whispering, Woods

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1352
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like finding English-speaking Vtubers who do ASMR but in blocky pixel form, like what even is reality anymore, am I right?

Imagine mining for diamonds while listening to some ASMR tingles, it’s like a whole new level of relaxation, man.

Join us and experience the ultimate combination of virtual reality and ASMR, it’s like your brain will explode from all the tingles and creepers blowing up your base at the same time.

Don’t miss out on this crazy adventure, join now and let’s explore the wacky world of Minecraft ASMR together!