NoWeedNoDiamonds – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	6703
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Farms Harvested:	915	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Divine Spears Created:	23

New Minecraft Servers

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. That’s right, it’s the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever lay your eyes on!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a dragon while battling a horde of zombie chickens. And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, how about this: every player gets their own personal unicorn mount to prance around on. Trust me, it’s lit.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can boogie down with skeletons and witches. Plus, our custom plugins allow you to shoot fireballs from your eyes and turn into a giant block of cheese. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s everything you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and downright bonkers Minecraft SMP of your life. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of insanity). Let’s get this bread, gamers!

Zombies Smell Bad Server

Apocalypse, bad, Brain-eating, decay, decomposing, Disgusting, Flesh-eating, Gruesome, Horrible, Horror, post-apocalyptic, putrid, REANIMATED, Rotting, Server, smell, stench, Survival, Terrifying, Undead, walking dead, zombies

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9925
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

yo, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got zombies dat smell so bad, dey make u wanna puke. but dont worry, we also got zombie repellent dat u can use to keep dem away. plus, we got a secret underground base where u can hide from dem stinky zombies and plan ur attack.

oh, and did i mention we have flying pigs dat drop diamonds when u feed dem? yeah, u heard me right. FLYING PIGS. so come join us and get rich quick with dem diamond-droppin’ pigs.

also, we have a rollercoaster made entirely out of lava. it’s super dangerous but also super fun. so hop on and try not to burn ur butt off.

so what u waitin’ for? come join our crazy minecraft server and have the time of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

V For Vanilla

Community, dedicated server, FAIRPLAY, Finland hosted, Freebuild, International, minimal rules, no cheating, No Duping, No Griefing, No map resets, Random Spawn, Small Community, Survival, Survival multiplayer, TNT bombers exception, True vanilla, unaltered gameplay, Vanilla, Welcoming, world border 30M

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	3386
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
New Chunks Explored:	468571	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

V For Vanilla Server

Server IP: VForV.net

Server Discord: https://discord.gg/u2HcJxG4pS

Version: Java 1.21.3

V For Vanilla is a vanilla SMP started on the 4th of December, 2021. Our goal is to provide players with a true vanilla, unaltered gameplay experience. We have minimal admin intervention, giving players the freedom to play the game how they like, while keeping things fair for everyone by banning cheaters. To keep the vanilla experience authentic there are no game changing plugins or commands.

We have a small community with many people from all around the world. If you are looking for a true vanilla experience we welcome you to join us.

We hope to see you soon on V!

Server Info:

Information	Details
World Border	At 30M
Map Resets	No
Spawn Area	Random, unprotected
TPA & Sethome	No
Griefing & Killing	Allowed
Duping	No (Exception for TNT bombers)
Chat Moderation	Not strictly moderated
Server Location	Dedicated server hosted in Finland

Server Rules:

Doxing is not allowed and will result in a permanent ban
Cheating is a 3 Month temp ban, permanent on second offense

MysticCraft Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, ANONYMOUS, anonymous request, assistance required, community support, digital assistance, forum post, help needed, internet plea, internet plea for help, mysterious request, MysticCraft, No. 274837758, onegai, Online Community, online forum, online help, online help request, online mystery, online support, Realm, Request

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2895
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Alien Abductions:	1	Animals Bred:	116

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server and experience the most epic and mind-blowing adventures you’ve ever seen in your life!

We have dragons that shoot rainbow lasers, unicorns that poop diamonds, and creepers that explode into confetti!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – every player gets a pet llama that can talk and tell jokes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown into a million tiny pieces of awesomeness!

CraftyInLawFixer

Airbnb, Costs, cracked bathtub, CraftyInLawFixer, family dynamics, father in-law, Food, home repairs, Hurricanes, lodging, maintenance, MONEY, North Carolina, Painting, plumber, restaurant meals, running toilets, SINK, spare bedroom, UNFAIR, vacation

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5475
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	11	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Are you tired of family members coming over and expecting payment for their “help” around the house? Join our Minecraft server, where you won’t have to deal with any unexpected bills from your in-laws!

On our server, you can build and repair to your heart’s content without worrying about cracked bathtubs or surprise invoices. Plus, we have a special “Family-Free Zone” where relatives are not allowed to enter, so you can game in peace without any unwanted DIY disasters.

So come join us and escape the real world drama for some virtual fun! Who knew Minecraft could be the ultimate family therapy?

GymCraft SMP: Just respawn at the gym!

Accountability, Consistency, determination, Exercise, FITNESS, fitness goals, goal-setting, gym, gymcraft, healthy lifestyle, mental health, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, physical health, positive mindset, respawn, self-care, self-discipline, smp, staying active, Time management, workout routine

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	4543
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Bro, forget the gym, join our Minecraft SMP instead! We got virtual workouts for your fingers, bro! You gotta mine those blocks and build those houses to get those gains, bro! Plus, we got a secret underground dungeon where you can battle virtual monsters and level up your character. It’s like CrossFit, but for gamers, bro! So ditch the gym and join our SMP for the ultimate workout experience! Let’s get those virtual gains, bro!

Blocky Bleeps & Blasphemy

bad language, bad word, blasphemy, Bleeps, blocky, CURSE, curse word, cuss, cuss word, dirty word, expletive, Favorite, foul language, naughty word, obscenity, offensive language, profane expression, Profanity, Swear, swear word, taboo language, vulgarity

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7435
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Gods Slained:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Potions Brewed:	119

Are you tired of being censored on other Minecraft servers for using your favorite bad words? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage all the profanity you can handle! Let those F-bombs fly as you build, mine, and battle your way through our wild and wacky world.

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon, and the chance to ride a llama into battle while wielding a flaming sword made of cheese. Plus, every time you swear, a magical unicorn appears to grant you three wishes (Disclaimer: wishes may include unlimited diamonds, flying pigs, or a lifetime supply of pizza).

So if you’re ready to unleash your inner potty mouth and have a hilarious time with a community of like-minded players, come join us on the server where swearing is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Let the chaos and craziness begin!

Cable Crush Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific region, cable, Cable damage, Chinese name, Crush, cybersecurity, damaged, diplomatic tensions, east asia, intercepts, international relations, internet connectivity, investigation, maritime security, Minecraft, naval operations, Server, Ship, Surveillance, suspected, taiwan, telecommunications, territorial disputes, underwater cable

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7449
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Endless Night Skies:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Zombie Dances:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

so, like, this server is the bomb diggity, like taiwan intercepting a ship with a chinese name, but instead of underwater cables, we’re all about building epic stuff in minecraft! join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps. trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you’re the underwater cable in this scenario, then maybe you will regret it. but who cares about underwater cables when you can be building a giant potato house with us?! come join the fun, you won’t be disappointed.

WarriorCraft: 13-Year Suicide High

13-year high, 13year, combat stress, crisis intervention, HIGH, Israeli army, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental health resources, mental health stigma, mental health support, mental illness, Military, military service, ongoing war, ptsd, soldiers, stress, SUICIDE, Suicide prevention, Suicide rate, suicide risk factors, war trauma, WarriorCraft

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	6818
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	8296	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Secret Passages Found:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	New Chunks Explored:	689547
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	6

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make the Israeli army’s suicide rate look like child’s play? Well, look no further, cuz this server is the bomb (not literally, we don’t condone explosions here, unless it’s creeper-related)!

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and more drama than a soap opera. Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a dysfunctional family (in a good way, of course). Plus, our mods are so on point, they make the Israeli army look like a bunch of amateurs.

So come on down and join the fun! Who needs real-life wars when you can have virtual ones that are way more entertaining? Let’s build, mine, and troll each other to our hearts’ content. See you on the battlefield, soldier!

Up For Blocks Down For Ores

accepting, affirmative, agreeable, amenable, blocks, consenting, down for it, eager, enthusiastic, Excited, favorable, Game, Inclined, interested, Keen, open to it, Ores, Positive, PREPARED, Ready, up for it, willing

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7167
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

LOL COME JOIN DIS SERVER WHERE U CAN BUILD ALL DA THINGS AND MAKE FRIENDS WITH CREEPERS. WE GOT DIAMONDS COMIN OUT DA WAZOO AND PIGS THAT CAN FLY.

ONE TIME, A PLAYER BUILT A CASTLE SO BIG IT REACHED DA MOON AND HE FOUND CHEESE UP THERE. TRUE STORY.

ANOTHER TIME, A PLAYER TAMED A DRAGON AND RODE IT INTO BATTLE AGAINST AN ARMY OF ZOMBIES. THE DRAGON WON, OBVS.

SO IF U WANNA HAVE A BLAST, COME JOIN US. AND REMEMBER, SAYING U “UP FOR SOMETHING” IS DA SAME AS SAYING U “DOWN FOR SOMETHING.” MIND BLOWN.

Potion Pals: Depressed Block Babes

Babes, BLOCK, Depressed, PALS, Potion

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4245
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

so like, this server is like a magical pill for your brain, man. like, if you join, you’ll be surrounded by young, healthy women who are like, super smart and stuff. but get this, they also have depression-like patterns of thinking. but it’s cool, because it’s all part of the experience, you know? like, it’s a whole new level of cognitive processing that will blow your mind. and if you’re feeling down, don’t worry, because everyone here is on oral contraceptives, which apparently makes the depression-like patterns even stronger. so come join us and let your brain go on a wild ride of emotions and cognitive processing like never before!

A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

6 year old map, adult content, Beautiful, BROKE, Builds, Chaos, Cheats, Computer, Door, Glowstix, GRIEFED.., Lag, lawlessmc, Live Stream, opt-in, Pigman, R rated movie, restriction, smp, Spawn, streaming, supervision, Withers, zombie

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6949
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Buildings Constructed:	24	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Towns Built:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Love Letters Sent:	12	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Chaos Incarnate
Server IP	lawlessmc.com
Map Age	6 years
Live Stream	twitch.tv/wilder0p
Rules	NO CHEATS ALLOWED

FAQs

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on this server?	This server is chaos incarnate, so anything can happen. However, cheating is not allowed.
How old is the map on this server?	The map is 6 years old with plenty of huge and beautiful builds.
Can players opt-in to being streamed on Twitch?	Yes, any player can opt-in to being streamed at twitch.tv/wilder0p. New players are automatically streamed for the first few minutes of their play.
Is the server family-friendly?	No, this server has no restrictions on adult content and is not family-friendly without active adult supervision.

Desert Oasis Realms 1.21.4

1.21.4, black dick, black men, cultural attraction, desert, Diversity, ethnicity, exotic women, Exoticism, fetishization, fetishize, hot, Interracial Relationships, middle eastern, Multiculturalism, Oasis, Persian, Race, Realms, sexual preferences, Sexualization, societal norms, Stereotypes, Usa

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6750
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Zombie Dances:	7
Potions Brewed:	160	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Magic Items Found:	8545

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild party where Persian vibes meet American obsession with black dudes! It’s like a cultural mashup of epic proportions, like a kebab taco fusion! You’ll be mining diamonds while pondering the mysteries of interracial love, it’s like a mind-blowing trip through the desert of diversity! Join now and expand your horizons, bro!

BridalBashCraft Minecraft Server

acne scars, aita, bridal shower, BridalBashCraft, christmas dessert, Cousins wedding, designer bag, engagement ring, exclusion, family gatherings, future brother-in-law, Girlfriend, intimate event, materialism, Minecraft, negative opinion, reddit, Server, social media, thinning hairline, Wedding

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2464
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Ores Mined:	2924	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Void Gems Collected:	37	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Divine Spears Created:	26	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

Are you tired of boring old bridal showers with no drama? Join our Minecraft server for the most epic bridal shower ever! We have a special event where you can invite all your frenemies and watch the chaos unfold.

Imagine Lili logging in and seeing your virtual engagement ring worth $30k, just to one-up her! And don’t worry, we have a feature where you can critique everything from the flowers to the decor, just like Lili at that cousin’s wedding.

But wait, there’s more! You can also settle the height debate once and for all in our virtual world. And if anyone dares to mention your designer bag, you can publicly shame them in front of the entire server.

Join now and let the drama begin! Who needs a real bridal shower when you can have a Minecraft one filled with snide remarks and passive-aggressive behavior? Let’s make Lili regret ever crossing you in the first place!

Rent-a-Mess-Or-Else

aita, apartment, Chores, cleaning, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, DISHES, fair division, household responsibilities, living situation, mutual friend, Rent, rent increase, RentaMessOrElse, roommate, roommate issues, roommates, Trash, Upset, Utilities

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9489
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Divine Spears Created:	22
Star Shards Collected:	199	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	314	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life roommates? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to avoid those pesky chores and live your best blocky life.

Join us and leave your roommate behind as you embark on epic adventures, build magnificent structures, and mine for diamonds without any passive-aggressive comments about dirty dishes.

Our server is so awesome, even your lazy roommate will be jealous! Plus, with our outrageous rent prices (just kidding, it’s free!), you’ll have plenty of extra diamonds to show off your wealth in-game.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to real-life roommate drama. Trust us, it’s way more fun to fight off creepers than argue about who forgot to take out the trash.

MinecraftChatterBlocker

ANNOYING, Assertiveness, Boundaries, chatterbox, Communication, Conversation, excessive chatter, excessive communication, excessive conversation, excessive talking, interrupt, Listening, long-winded, loquacious, MinecraftChatterBlocker, non-stop talking, overbearing, Social Skills, talkaholic, Talkative, verbose

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5352
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Towns Built:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Are you tired of hearing non-stop chatter in your Minecraft world? Join our server and unleash the power of the mute button! We have special mute potions that you can throw at any player who just won’t stop yapping. Watch as they suddenly become silent, unable to annoy you with their constant babbling. It’s the perfect solution for those talkative players who just won’t take a hint!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Mute Monster, a creature so fed up with hearing people talk that it roams the land silencing anyone who dares to speak. If you can defeat the Mute Monster in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a special item that lets you mute anyone with just a single click. It’s the ultimate power trip for those who want peace and quiet in their Minecraft world.

So if you’re ready to put an end to all the chatter and finally enjoy some peace and quiet, join our server today. Just remember to watch your own mouth – you never know when the Mute Monster might come for you!