NoVoteNoDiamonds – Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Uruguay Craft Minecraft Server

agriculture, Craft, economic development, Economy, GDP per capita, high-income country, income, Industry, Latin America, Livestock, Minecraft, Montevideo, Nominal GDP, peso, Server, Services, south america, south american countries, South American economy, tourism, Uruguay, wealth, wealth distribution

Join our Minecraft server and become a virtual millionaire in this South American country! With a GDP per capita of $23,088, you’ll be rolling in virtual diamonds and emeralds in no time. Who needs real-life money when you can be a Minecraft tycoon?

Our server is so rich, even the creepers wear designer armor and the villagers drive diamond-encrusted minecarts. Join us and experience the high life in a virtual world where the currency is blocks and the possibilities are endless. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live like a Minecraft millionaire – join our server today!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Ores Mined:	3695
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Pixel 9 Minecraft SMP Android Data Packets Google Every 15 Mins

adblock, Android, data, data collection, Data Packets, data privacy, device security, digital privacy, GOOGLE, Google Photos, Google Pixel 9, google voice, GPS, location, Minecraft, Mins, noscript, online privacy, packets, PIXEL, privacy, smp, telemetry, Tracking, ublock, WIFI networks

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as Google tracking your every move? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are jealous of the chaos we bring.

Join us and experience a world where privacy is a thing of the past, just like flip phones and dial-up internet. Our Google Pixel 9 phones may be snitching on us every 15 minutes, but that just adds to the thrill of the game.

Forget about building epic structures or mining for diamonds, on our server, the real challenge is avoiding Google’s prying eyes. Can you outsmart the tech giant and keep your secrets safe? Or will you embrace the surveillance and become besties with the Google overlords?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP, where privacy is a thing of the past and insanity is the name of the game. Who needs privacy when you have a whole server full of craziness to explore? Join us now and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Void Armor Forged:	28	Orbs of Power Found:	12

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

BabyBlockersMC

anger management, Apology, arguments, Attention, BabyBlockersMC, Boundaries, child-free, Communication, Confrontation, Expectations, family conflict, family dynamics, Frustration, grandchildren, high demanding jobs, in-laws, Marriage, misunderstanding, parenting, reconciliation, Respect

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of being child-free by choice! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and no judgment for not wanting kids.

Our server is perfect for those who work long hours and need a break from the pressures of parenthood. We have a supportive community that will always have your back, even when your in-laws are trying to pressure you into having kids.

Join us for a chance to escape the drama and enjoy some quality gaming time. Who needs grandchildren when you can have diamonds and creepers to worry about instead? So come on, join our server and leave the family drama behind!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5583	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Buildings Constructed:	33
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

PARADOX | CLASSIC – Java SEASON 2! Minecraft server

association, Clan, Clans, classic, Computer, Discord, Exploration, free, Friends, Game, Hardcore, House, java, Minecraft, mobs, No Donations, No Dupe, No Mini-Games, No Private, No pvp, Phone, Pirate, Pleasure, Resources, Roleplay, Russian, SEASON 2, Server, sociable, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist, Without Launcher

Do you want to once again feel the same feeling of pleasure from a classic game as once upon a time?

Or are you just a fan of a vanilla game without modifications?

Then you have found the place where this can be done!

Our new, vanilla, without modifications that affect the game process, server – PARADOX | CLASSIC.

Here, you can feel the same pleasure from the game as in those early moments of the beginning of the exploration of Minecraft.

On our server you can once again do what was once commonplace – extract resources, fight mobs, build a house, create a clan or other association, or join one yourself, have fun with friends, and much, much more!

Do your friends play from a computer, and you from a phone?

For our server this is not a problem – after all, we have the ability to log in both from a phone and a computer!

Are you playing alone?

For our server this is not a problem! We try to maintain a friendly and sociable team, thanks to which you can easily find friends for an enjoyable game!

The server is completely free! All you need to start playing on our server is to fill out a short form in our discord server.

Come visit us, we are waiting for you!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Ores Mined:	8681
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Magic Crystals Found:	25

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Blocktopia – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

Birthday Calendar, blocktopia, Chuubas, Corpo, ducks, Flip, haha, indie vtubers, koikatsu cards, large indies, Minecraft, Mint, OC material, Server, Swarm, tiermaker, twitch, twitch partner, Ultimate, upcoming birthdays, VOD archival, vrt, vsj, VT, Vtuber

Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft server in the world! We’re talking about Ligger Be Gone Edition, where only the most elite indie vtubers with 500 viewers or more are allowed to join. Why should you join, you ask? Well, because we have a secret underground society of vtubers who are tired of being overshadowed by the 2view plebs. We only accept the crème de la crème of indie vtubers, so if you’re not a Twitch partner or YouTube equivalent, sorry, but you’re not cool enough for us.

But wait, there’s more! We have a VOD archive that will blow your mind, a Twitch clips guide that will make you question your existence, and a Chuuba Birthday Calendar that will make you wonder why you ever celebrated your own birthday. And don’t even get me started on the Koikatsu cards for some spicy SEEEEEEEEEX action.

So come join us on this wild ride of indie vtuber madness. Who knows, you might even run into a corpo vtuber trying to sneak their way in. But remember, we only accept the true indie legends here. See you on the server, if you dare to enter our exclusive world of vtuber greatness.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Mines Excavated:	4950	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Enchantments Applied:	128	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Secretly will instantly die if slightly trolled by Philistina Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our totally-not-named SMP where the stakes are high and the laughs are even higher.

But be warned, this server comes with a twist – if you so much as sneeze in Philistina’s direction, you’ll instantly drop dead. It’s a high-risk, high-reward situation, folks.

But don’t worry, there’s plenty of other reasons to join too! We have a thriving economy based entirely on trading rare items like enchanted diamond pickaxes and stacks of dirt (hey, don’t knock it ’til you try it). Plus, our community events are legendary – last week, we had a giant chicken race that ended in chaos and feathers everywhere.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our mystery SMP and see if you can survive the ultimate Philistina troll challenge. Good luck, you’ll need it!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	7557
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

SonStruck Minecraft Server

acceptance, child support, communication breakdown, coping mechanisms, emotional detachment, estrangement, family dynamics, forgiveness, Friendship Dynamics, judgment, letting go, mental health, Minecraft, parenting, personal boundaries, personal growth, self reflection, self-care, Server, societal expectations, SonStruck, teenage rebellion, visitation rights

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from all your parental woes? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from all the drama and heartache. Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and pixelated excitement.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret level where you can mine for diamonds while riding a llama dressed as a pirate. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples that give you the power to fly like a chicken.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a magical portal that transports you to a land where you can ride on the backs of giant turtles and battle evil creepers with nothing but a carrot stick. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a rare unicorn that poops out rainbow-colored blocks.

So why waste your time worrying about family drama when you can join our wacky Minecraft server and embark on the adventure of a lifetime? Who needs a son when you have a virtual world full of endless possibilities? Join us now and leave your real-life problems behind!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	15	Towns Built:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

PotluckProblems

appetizer, aunts, best man, Cooking, dessert, donuts, Driving, exhaustion, family gathering, juggling, Mexico wedding, new baby, parents, park party, passport, potluck, PotluckProblems, recipes, Safe Area, shopping, snack, store-bought

Looking for a place to escape the chaos of family parties and responsibilities? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with baby zombies, explosive desserts, and a park party like no other. Forget about bringing store-bought snacks, here we only accept homemade recipes – bonus points if they’re creeper-shaped!

Worried about juggling your baby and dog while trying to survive in the virtual world? Don’t worry, our server is baby and pet-friendly, with special areas for your little ones to play while you conquer the Minecraft universe.

So come join us and leave the real world behind – because who needs sleep when you can be building epic structures and battling mobs all night long? Plus, we have a donut shop nearby for those much-needed snack breaks. See you in the game!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9625	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Mines Excavated:	1407

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

CartelCraft Minecraft Server

anti-money laundering, banking industry, Canada, CartelCraft, compliance, criminal activity, drug cartels, enforcement actions, financial crimes, financial institutions, financial regulations, illicit funds, law enforcement, legal consequences, Minecraft, money laundering, Monitoring, penalties, regulatory compliance, regulatory violations, Server, TD Bank, US officials

so, like, dis server is da bomb diggity, man. like, u gotta join cuz we got, like, diamond armor for days and, like, creepers that do the macarena when they explode.

also, like, did u know dat dis server is run by a secret underground group of llamas who are plotting to take over da world? yea, man, it’s true. dey got all da power and dey give out enchanted golden apples like candy.

oh, and did i mention dat we got a secret stash of emeralds hidden in a dungeon guarded by a giant chicken? yea, man, it’s wild. u gotta join dis server and help us defeat da evil army of zombie villagers who are trying to steal all our loot.

so, like, come join us and be part of da craziest, most epic adventure of your life. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for da llamas. dey can be sneaky little buggers.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

CraftyBlockHQ

Conflict, controversy, CraftyBlockHQ, Development, displacement, expropriated, Government, headquarters, housing units, Humanitarian Aid, international law, jerusalem, MIDDLE EAST, occupation, palestinian refugees, Political unrest, Property, real estate, seized, united nations, UNRWA

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to build your own crib in the heart of Jerusalem? Well, now’s your chance on this epic Minecraft server! We’re seizing the UNRWA headquarters and turning it into 1,440 lit housing units for you to flex on all your friends. Imagine living in a building that used to be all official and stuff, now it’s your own personal playground. Join now and let’s turn this place into the ultimate gamer paradise! Let’s get building, fam!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Mines Excavated:	1675	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Chill Chorinho Minecraft Server

acoustic music, Bossa Nova, Brazilian culture, brazilian music, Brazilian rhythm, Chill, Chorinho, cultural heritage, dance music, Forró, instrumental music, latin music, live performance, Minecraft, music genre, music history, music scene, music style, music tradition, music video, SAMBA, Server, traditional music

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the usual gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic dance parties where we groove to K.k samba, bossa, and chorinho music all night long. And don’t worry, we didn’t forget about K.k forró – it’s the main event of our weekly dance-offs!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco where you can find rare loot and dance battles with creepers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready to dance your way to victory in the most insane Minecraft world you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	145	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Minecraft SMP: /Owl/ House General #569

#Boscha, #TheMysteryShack, #youtube, Amazon, Dana Terrace, Disney, disney channel, general, highlights, Hot Topic, House, Hunter’s Palisman, instagram, interview, Lilith’s letter, Luz’s diary, Mega, merch, Minecraft, observations, OWL, Q&A, shorts, smp, Soundtrack Playlist, The Owl House, tohg, tumblr, twitter, VA

Welcome to our totally not suspicious Minecraft SMP, where you can join in on the chaos and fun with Boscha and her fabulous highlights! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, Luz’s diary holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures in the world. And don’t even get me started on Lilith’s letter – rumor has it, it contains the secret to unlimited diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Hunter’s Palisman observations will guide you through the mystical world of our SMP, where Disney Channel links will teleport you to a land of enchantment. And if that’s not enough, Dana’s Twitter is a portal to a dimension of endless possibilities.

Join now and witness the epic showdown between the forces of good and evil, all while rocking some exclusive TOH merch from Hot Topic. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life – join our SMP today!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

NoVacayForHubby123

albania, bills, Business, child, cleaning, Clients, Cooking, family, greece, husband, Iceland, mexico, night waking, NoVacayForHubby123, nursing, sacrifice, selfish, separate finances, spain, travel, vacation, work

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of vacations? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from reality, just like those trips to Greece, Iceland, and Albania that your husband keeps taking without you knowing.

Join us and experience the thrill of exploring new worlds, just like how your husband explores new countries without a care in the world. Build your own empire and rule over it like a king, just like how your husband thinks he deserves a vacation every 2 years with his friend.

Don’t worry about splitting bills evenly here, because on our server, everyone gets their fair share of diamonds and gold. And if your husband tries to sneak off on another trip, we’ll make sure to ban him for being too selfish.

So come join us on this wild adventure, where the only drama you’ll find is in the chat box. Who needs a vacation when you have a Minecraft server this entertaining?

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

NoVoteNoDiamonds – Minecraft SMP

Civic Duty, civic engagement, democratic process, disenfranchisement, election participation, lack of trust in government, Minecraft, non-voters, NoVoteNoDiamonds, political activism, political apathy, political awareness, political disillusionment, smp, voter education, voter empowerment, voter registration, voter suppression, voter turnout, voting behavior, voting eligibility, voting rights, voting rights advocacy

Listen, if you’re not joining our Minecraft SMP, you might as well be one of those Americans who don’t vote. And we all know what happens to them… they get banished to the Nether! Trust me, you don’t want to end up in a fiery pit surrounded by ghasts and piglins. So join our SMP and vote for a world filled with endless fun, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few diamond blocks along the way. Don’t be a non-voter, be a Minecraft champion!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Potions Brewed:	86
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Love Letters Sent:	18	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Mines Excavated:	4094	Mythical Relics Collected:	16

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

KinkCraft: What’s Yours?

BDSM, biggest kink, bondage, dirty talk, Domination, exhibitionism, Exploration, FANTASY, fetish, foot fetish, KinkCraft, latex fetish, leather fetish, Masochism, power play, role-play, sadism, spanking, Submission, taboo, voyeurism, whats

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! We have a special “kink” feature where players can customize their characters with all sorts of wild and wacky outfits. Want to dress up as a giant banana riding a unicorn? We’ve got you covered!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary “Blocky Booty Battle” where players compete in a fierce twerking competition to see who has the best moves. The winner gets a diamond-encrusted thong to show off their victory in style.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can join our exclusive “Minecraft After Dark” events where things get a little… spicy. Let’s just say there’s a reason why our server motto is “What happens in Minecraft, stays in Minecraft.”

So come on down and join us for a wild and unforgettable Minecraft experience. Who knows what kind of kinks you’ll discover along the way!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Void Armor Forged:	23
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5