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GoldenFountain Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only currency accepted is gold that comes out of your… well, you know where! Imagine the possibilities of building your empire with your golden showers of wealth. No need to worry about pesky mobs or resource gathering when you can just make it rain gold everywhere you go. Join us for a truly unique and hilarious experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Plus, who needs children when you can have a golden empire instead? It’s a win-win situation! So come on, join us and start making it rain… gold!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Void Gems Collected:	20
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8874
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

CraftyRedditFAQs

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Tired of seeing the same old questions on AskReddit? Join our Minecraft server and escape the repetitive cycle of boredom! Our server is like a magical land where unicorns roam free and creepers dance to dubstep. You’ll never have to answer “What’s the weirdest thing you’ve seen in public?” ever again because on our server, the weirdest thing you’ll see is a pig riding a chicken while wearing a top hat. So why settle for mundane questions when you can join our wacky world of wonder and whimsy? Join now and let your imagination run wild!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dimension Hops:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Astral Projections Made:	2	Magic Items Found:	7233
Mythical Swords Crafted:	30	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Divine Spears Created:	28	Runes Activated:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

RoshCraft: Ukrainian Survival

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lolz come join dis server where we have more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a rollercoaster! we got more diamonds than a rich grandma’s jewelry box and more redstone contraptions than a mad scientist’s lab!

we even have a secret underground base where we keep all the best loot guarded by a squad of ninja chickens. and if u think u can take them on, then come and try your luck, but be warned, they don’t cluck around!

we also have a giant maze made entirely out of cake, where the walls are frosting and the floors are sprinkles. if u can find your way out, u get a special prize – a pet dragon that breathes fire and flies you around the server!

so what are u waiting for? come join us and be part of the craziest, most epic adventure in Minecraft history! trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Towns Built:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	66	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Ribbed Dome Craft

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so liek, imagine a world where u can build the most epic structures with ribs and vaults and stuff. we got scientists on this server, man, they’re like geniuses or something. they’re all about nature and patterns and making ur builds strong and beautiful.

u gotta join this server, dude. it’s like the wild west but with blocks. we’re all about unleashing ur creativity and making ur buildings stand out from the rest. forget about boring old buildings, we’re all about that futuristic, nature-inspired vibe.

come hang with us and build the craziest stuff u can imagine. trust me, u won’t regret it. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	5954	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Vibe Time: Where Endermen twerk and creepers bust a move! 18+ server, whitelisted. Come join the party!

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Vibe Time Minecraft Server

Server Type	Vanilla
Version	Java 1.21
Duration	4 months

Overview:

Vibe Time is a smaller vanilla community server that has been operating for around four months on Java 1.21. We’re looking for anyone who can dedicate some time to our server and hopefully be open to making some new friends. The server is focused on social and creative aspects of Minecraft with a slower paced gameplay.

Current world status: The world has been open for four months, with the ender dragon recently beaten. The server has no plans to reset the world in the future.

Economy and features: The diamond-based economy will be established with a shopping district near spawn. Events with rewards are held occasionally, and plans for a system beyond maximum enchantments are in progress.

FAQs:

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	Join the Discord server and fill out the application form provided by Nonectwi.
Is the server purely vanilla?	Yes, the server is vanilla with some additional features planned.
Are there any plans for world resets?	No, there are no plans to reset the current world.
How often are events held on the server?	Events are held occasionally, but frequency may vary depending on the season.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Divine Spears Created:	27
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Danda Dan’s Epic Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no anime vibes? Look no further, because our server is anime-only baby! That’s right, no pesky non-anime content allowed here. Join us for epic adventures in a world where every block is kawaii and every mob is straight out of your favorite anime. Who needs episode 2 of that new season when you can create your own anime storyline in Minecraft? So grab your waifu pillow and join us for some otaku-tastic fun!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

L e o n M i n e c r a f t S M P

adopted daughter, DAUGHTER, fall in love, Father, father and daughter, leon, love, Matilde, Movie, Producers, relationship, SAVED, sex, Story, strange, thinking, weirdos, Wonder, wrong

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon!

Imagine a world where Leon didn’t die and instead started a strange “Father and Daughter” relationship with Matilde…oh wait, that’s just our server’s lore! Who knows, maybe they’ll even end up getting married in-game! The possibilities are endless when you join our wacky community.

Forget about building boring old houses and farms, on our server, you’ll be too busy trying to navigate the crazy relationships and storylines that our players come up with. Will you be the one to break up the star-crossed lovers or will you join forces with them to create the ultimate power couple?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even end up becoming the server’s resident drama llama!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3833	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

BabyCraft Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of building a strong foundation before diving into parenthood? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual marriage counselor, helping you and your partner navigate the tricky waters of baby fever and marriage pressure.

Join our server and experience the thrill of mining for diamonds while also mining for compromise in your relationship. Build a virtual family with your partner, complete with 5-8 virtual kids (because who needs real kids when you can have Minecraft kids, right?).

Don’t worry about ending up as a single parent on our server – we’ve got your back. We’ll make sure your virtual marriage is as strong as obsidian before you even think about expanding your virtual family.

So come on, join our server and let’s build a future together – one block at a time! Who needs a ring when you have diamond armor, are we right?

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dimension Hops:	13
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

SibSplitLifeInsureCraft

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Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of life insurance beneficiaries? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of splitting virtual life insurance with your pixelated siblings!

Picture this: you’re happily building your Minecraft empire when suddenly tragedy strikes and your in-game spouse (who is also a cop for some reason) kicks the bucket. But wait, there’s a twist! You now have to split the life insurance with his three siblings who are just chilling in their perfectly whole and complete families. The drama! The suspense! The outrageousness!

Don’t be a widowed Minecraft mom struggling to support her blocky children on her own – join our server and experience the chaos of dealing with unexpected life insurance beneficiaries. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and financial decisions, all in the name of pixelated family drama.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to navigate the wild world of virtual life insurance disputes. It’s a Minecraft server like no other, where the only thing more valuable than diamonds is a good insurance policy. See you in the game!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Ores Mined:	1840	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Magic Items Found:	2374

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

VowNeverDoneIt Minecraft SMP

#Intention, Accountability, AMBITION, aspiration, broken commitment, determination, Disappointment, dream, Failure, Goal, Minecraft, missed opportunity, perseverance, personal growth, procrastination, regret, resolution, self improvement, self-discipline, smp, unfulfilled promise, Vow, VowNeverDoneIt, wish

Are you tired of being a basic Minecraft player, mining and crafting in the same old boring world? Well, look no further because our SMP is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to finally fulfill that vow you made to yourself to build a giant statue of a chicken riding a unicorn while juggling diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing and will challenge you to epic dance-offs for rare loot. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a squad of mischievous pandas who will only give it to the player who can beat them in a game of hide and seek.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP now and embark on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Love Letters Sent:	13	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

CreepyCraft: 1AM Madness

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Join our Minecraft server and find out what becomes terrifying at 1am! Our server is filled with mysterious creatures that come out only at night, ready to give you a scare like no other. Imagine mining for diamonds peacefully at 1pm, only to be chased by a pack of zombie chickens at 1am! But don’t worry, our server also has hidden treasures and secret passageways that only appear in the dead of night. So if you’re looking for a thrilling adventure that will keep you on the edge of your seat, join our server now!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Mines Excavated:	4911	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Butterfly Wings Server

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Yo, have you ever heard of a Minecraft server where a butterfly flapping its wings is the most OP weapon you can get? Yeah, that’s right, on our server, those innocent little butterflies are actually deadly weapons that can take down even the toughest mobs in one hit. Join us for the ultimate challenge and see if you can master the art of butterfly warfare.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with these feathered revolutionaries or stand against them in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds that only the bravest and most cunning players can find. Will you be the one to uncover this legendary loot and become the richest player on the server?

So come on, join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure where anything is possible, even using a butterfly as a deadly weapon. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Buildings Constructed:	40	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	17

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Mall Whore Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring players? Well, look no further because our server is run by a self-proclaimed “mallwhore” who will show you the ropes in style! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-studded shopping sprees, creeper fashion shows, and a secret underground club where the zombies know how to party. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and become a part of our fabulous world!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

One Piece’s Ending Minecraft SMP

Adventure, Anime, Conclusion, Eiichiro Oda, emotional, ending, Epic, Fans, Finale, Grand Line, long-running series, Luffy, Manga, Minecraft, monkey d luffy, one piece, Pieces, pirate king, shonen jump, smp, speculation, Straw Hat Pirates, theories

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can live out your wildest pirate dreams? Look no further than our epic Minecraft SMP inspired by the ending of One Piece!

Join us as we sail the high seas, battle fearsome sea monsters, and search for the legendary One Piece treasure. But be warned, the waters are treacherous and filled with other players looking to claim the treasure for themselves.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds. And rumor has it that if you can find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical genie.

So what are you waiting for? Join our One Piece-inspired Minecraft SMP today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might just become the next Pirate King!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Void Armor Forged:	19
Falling into the Void:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

ChubbyCraft – Dad vs Coach

Athletic, calorie goals, Cardio, ChubbyCraft, Coach, Coaching, competitive sports, dad, fast food, FITNESS, football, health, intervention, nutrition, obesity, overreacting, parenting, rules, sports, Supplements, swimming, TEENAGE, weight gain

Are you tired of being a skinny legend in Minecraft? Join our server where we encourage players to pack on the pounds like never before! Our coach will give you a whole list of “rules” to follow to gain weight quickly, including specific fast food orders, soda consumption, and even supplements. Say goodbye to cardio and hello to a new, curvier you!

Just like one mom discovered, her son gained 35 pounds in no time thanks to our extreme weight gain program. His stomach is starting to look like his dad’s, and he’s never had a weight problem before! But hey, who needs abs when you can have a dad bod in Minecraft, right?

Join our server now and watch as your Minecraft character transforms into a chunky legend. Who needs swimming and football skills when you can be the biggest player on the server? Don’t be a “Karen” and miss out on this opportunity to bulk up in the virtual world. See you there!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Ores Mined:	5363
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9796
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3