NoVoteNoDiamonds – Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Zen SpaceCraft 1.21

Anime, anime advice, Anime Community, anime culture, anime experience, anime expertise, anime fandom, anime guidance, anime help, anime knowledge, anime recommendations, Anime Suggestions, anime tips, anime watching, building experience, getting stuck, long tail tags, spacecraft, watching anime, zen, Zenshuu

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	9252
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Void Gems Collected:	36	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	5

Yo, bro, listen up! So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where you can build epic anime-inspired creations, right? And get this, if you ever get stuck in an anime world, your building skills will totally save your butt! Like, who needs a sword when you can just build a giant mecha to kick some anime villain butt, am I right? So join this server and level up your building skills for when you inevitably get sucked into an anime world. It’s gonna be lit, fam!

LockOutCraft Minecraft Server

accidental lockout, breaking in, cctv footage, difficult to reach, Eviction Notice, grab keys, LANDLORD, late for work, locked keys, LockOutCraft, Mantel, Minecraft, out of the country, property damage, rental, rubbish bin, Server, spare key, threat, time zones, window sashes

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	421
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as breaking into your own house through a window? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re evading eviction just by logging on! Join us for insane adventures, ridiculous challenges, and a community that’s as unpredictable as your landlord’s travel schedule. Who needs a spare key when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Come join us and see what madness awaits on our server!

EmoLandscaper911

aita, Apology, attitude, Christmas card, EmoLandscaper911, emotionally manipulative, family, Fire, gift, health challenges, home owner, invoice, Job, landscaper, Move on, mulch, new landscaper, RESPONSIBILITY, ring doorbell, sob story, tree removal

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3265
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Enchantments Applied:	273	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this landscaper’s behavior? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists!

Reasons to join: 1. Our mulch prices are out of this world – just like the $2K bill this landscaper tried to pull! 2. Experience the thrill of unexpected charges, just like the $360 invoice for a tree removal you were already doing yourself! 3. Emotionally manipulative NPCs – just like the landscaper who guilt-tripped you with a Christmas card detailing his family’s health problems!

So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all! Who needs a landscaper when you have us?

BlockyBodyMakeover

Before and after, BlockyBodyMakeover, body image transformation, body positivity, Body transformation, dieting, exercise routine, fitness journey, health improvements, healthy habits, lifestyle changes, mental health benefits, muscle gain, nutrition plan, physical appearance, progress pictures, self-care practices, self-confidence boost, weight loss, wellness journey, workout regimen

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5235
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Votes:	3188	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server will transform your blocky body into something straight out of a sci-fi movie! Join us and watch as your limbs stretch and contort, your head grows to twice its size, and your feet turn into giant blocks of cheese! Who needs a regular body when you can have a wacky, wild, and totally weird one on our server? Join now and prepare to be amazed (and slightly terrified) by your new look!

PrisonBreakCraft

chaotic, Conflict, current events, Delays, Detainees, Diplomacy, Government, hostage handover, hostages, international relations, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, News, Palestinian prisoners, peace process, Politics, PrisonBreakCraft, prisoner release, SECURITY

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5173
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Gods Slained:	0
Emeralds Found:	5354	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

so, like, this server is sooo lit, it’s like a virtual prison break but without the danger, ya know? like, we got these crazy hostage situations happening all the time, but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt, it’s all just for fun! join us and experience the thrill of trying to negotiate with the warden for your release, or maybe even try to pull off a daring escape with your friends! it’s like being in an action movie, but in Minecraft form. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our virtual prison world!

Dino Urine Water Park

Ancient, ancient creatures, biology, Dino, Dinosaur, drinking water, Earth science, ecology, Environmental Science, Evolution, fossil, geology, History, hydration, molecules, natural history, Paleontology, park, prehistoric, Science, URINE, Water

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6327
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

yo, u ever think bout how some of the molecules in da water u drink used to be part of a dinosaur’s pee? wild, right? well, if u wanna experience even crazier stuff, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and diamonds that sing opera. plus, our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in it. so come on over and join the fun, cuz on our server, anything is possible – even turning dinosaur pee into diamonds.

Crafty Tariff Exemptions: Spoils System Fun

Business, Chinese imports, Corporations, Crafty, Economy, exemptions, Fun, Government, grant process, influence, international trade, lobbying, Opponents, political supporters, politically connected, Politics, special interests, Spoils, spoils system, study, System, tariff, Tariffs, Trade, US tariffs

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	8690
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	93
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	3

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A POLITICALLY CONNECTED CORPORATION GETTING EXEMPTIONS FROM TARIFFS ON CHINESE IMPORTS! JOIN US AND BE TREATED LIKE A VIP WITH ALL THE PERKS! OUR EXEMPTION GRANT PROCESS IS LIKE A SPOILS SYSTEM, REWARDING OUR SUPPORTERS AND PUNISHING OUR HATERS! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT US! #VIPSTATUS #SPOILSYOURSELF #MINECRAFTPOLITICS

Eternal Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Die, die long tail, die rightoid, die rightoid long tail, die rightoid tag, die tag, die tag long tail, ETERNAL, long tail die, long tail rightoid, long tail tag, Quest, RIGHTOID, rightoid die, rightoid die long tail, rightoid die rightoid, rightoid die rightoid tag, rightoid die tag, rightoid die tag long tail, rightoid long tail, rightoid tag, rightoid tag long tail

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9220
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Magic Items Found:	8838
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Potions Brewed:	163	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is the absolute bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?

CraftyDroneWars

aerial attacks, Conflict, CraftyDroneWars, cyber warfare, drone strikes, drone warfare, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, military technology, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, political implications, russia, sabotage, security threats, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare tactics

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1485
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	18	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	11

Yo, dis server be off da hook, like Ukrainian drones flying 500 miles to wreck 5% of Russia’s oil refining, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna be part of da craziest shenanigans in da blocky world. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers straight up wildin’ out. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a potato, den you might.

Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8894
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Falling into the Void:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4630	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7630
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Farms Harvested:	239
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Emeralds Found:	7027
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1376
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	97
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Dimension Hops:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	8099
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Divine Spears Created:	24
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	8124

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1335
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Holy Grails Found:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Void Gems Collected:	20	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5278
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!

Players:	93/200	Votes:	6595
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Mythical Relics Collected:	18