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Pixel Haven 1.20.5

1.20.5, Anime, Aoyama Blue Mountain, Chiya Ujimatsu, Cocoa Hoto, coffee shop, comedy, cute, friendship, Gochiusa, Haven, Heartwarming, Kafuu Chino, Let’s all love the twins, PIXEL, rabbit house, Rize Tedeza, slice of life, Syaro Kirima, Tippy

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8654
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	15	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Astral Projections Made:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	New Chunks Explored:	208195
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell ya, because on this server, we all worship the twins! And not just any twins, but THE twins! Who are they, you may wonder? Who cares! Just join and show your love for the twins, man! It’s a whole new level of Minecraft madness, where everything is twinning and winning! Don’t miss out on the twin-tastic fun, join now and let’s all love the twins together! Twinning is winning, baby!

TaranakiCraft: The Mountain with Rights

conservation, cultural heritage, environmental activism, environmental justice, Environmental Law, Environmental Protection, environmental rights, indigenous rights, land rights, landmark, landmark protection, legal recognition, legal rights, legal status, Maori Culture, Mount Taranaki, Mountain, Natural resources, new zealand, personhood, RIGHTS, sacred mountain, TaranakiCraft

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3789
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

lol imagine a mountain being treated like a person, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t you can expect on our minecraft server! we treat all in-game structures like they’re real people, so you better be nice to those pixelated trees or they might just come to life and attack you! join us for the most immersive and wacky minecraft experience you’ll ever have. plus, who wouldn’t want to be friends with a mountain that can sue you if you break the rules? come join us and see what other wild adventures await on our server!

Academic Socials 1.20.1

1.20.1, ACADEMIC, socials

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	8345
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Love Letters Sent:	14
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6743	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	27	Star Shards Collected:	75
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a party in a frat house but with blocks and pickaxes!

We got all the college sluts running around in their pixelated glory, shaking their blocky booties and building some sexy structures.

If you wanna get your game on and mingle with some virtual hotties, this is the place to be.

Plus, where else can you find a server that combines education and erotica in such a mind-bending way?

So grab your gear, slap on your best skin, and get ready to party with the Socials College Sluts Edition!

CoffeeGroundsDumpin

Apology, Argument, Chores, coffee grounds, CoffeeGroundsDumpin, Communication, DISHES, Frustration, Household, husband, keurig, Marriage, morning, overreacting, pettiness, promise keeping, reusable pod, Routine, Rushing, stay at home mom, work

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	9441
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Mines Excavated:	3654
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Are you tired of living in a world where coffee grounds reign supreme in the sink? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a land where coffee grounds are banned and promises are kept! Build your dream coffee-free home and live in harmony with your virtual neighbors who understand the struggle of dealing with coffee grounds in the sink. Don’t let your husband’s coffee pod antics ruin your day – join us and start fresh in a world where coffee grounds are a thing of the past!

RiseNShineMinecraftSMP

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4284
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14

Yo, listen up fam, you gotta join this lit Minecraft SMP, like seriously bro, it’s the most epic server out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

So, one time, there was this player who joined the server and within five minutes, they found a diamond horse with wings and rode it into battle against a giant army of zombie chickens. And guess what? They won! It was epic, man.

And another time, someone built a giant statue of a potato that shot lasers out of its eyes and protected the whole server from griefers. True story, bro.

But wait, there’s more! This server has a secret underground base filled with treasure and magical unicorns that grant wishes. I heard one player wished for unlimited diamonds and now they’re the richest player on the server.

So, what are you waiting for, dude? Join this Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures of your life. And who knows, maybe you’ll be the next legend of the server. Don’t miss out, bro!

EthicalMineCraft – No Creepers Here!

#sustainability, Accountability, activism, animal welfare, Boycott, companies, consumer activism, consumer choice, corporate greed, Corporations, CREEPERS, discrimination, environmental impact, ethical concerns, EthicalMineCraft, Exploitation, fair trade, HUMAN RIGHTS, labor practices, social responsibility, supply chain, transparency

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1079
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
New Chunks Explored:	702852	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to find out they were sourced unethically? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where all our resources are ethically and sustainably sourced by our team of vegan, eco-friendly villagers. No more guilt while building your dream castle!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. Join them in their quest to overthrow the oppressive rule of the evil sheep overlords and claim your place as the rightful ruler of the land!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft world like no other, where ethical sourcing meets epic adventures with talking chickens. It’s cluckin’ awesome!

Recycled Thermoset Kingdom

#sustainability, bio-sourced, bowling balls, car tires, circular economy, crosslinked, degradation, Durability, eco-friendly, environmental impact, green technology, hip joints, incineration, Kingdom, landfill, Plastic, Recycled, Recycled materials, recycling, sustainable materials, Thermoset, thermoset materials, waste management

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4183
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Votes:	5399	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Emeralds Found:	3213
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Runes Activated:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as recycled as a car tire? Well, come join our server where we recycle everything, even your grandma’s hip joints and old bowling balls!

We use bio-sourced materials to create new plastic that is as strong as those crosslinked thermosets but can be easily recycled and degraded. It’s like magic, but better!

Join us on this wild ride as we turn trash into treasure and build the craziest creations you’ve ever seen. Who needs incinerators and landfills when you can join our server and save the world, one block at a time?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be a part of the most epic recycling adventure in Minecraft history! Let’s show the world that even virtual blocks can make a difference.

Sharky Love Island 1.21.1

1.21.1, adorable sharks, aquatic beauty, cute animals, cute shark, ISLAND, love, marine life, marine wildlife, ocean creatures, oceanic cuteness, sea animals, sea creatures, shark appreciation, shark community, shark enthusiasts, shark family, shark fandom, shark lover, shark obsession, shark pride, shark wife, sharky, underwater love

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7183
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	32

OMG, you won’t believe the craziness on this Minecraft server! Join now to see my adorable shark wife swimming around like a boss. She’s the queen of the ocean and you gotta see it to believe it.

Our server is like a zoo on steroids, with all sorts of wacky creatures and characters roaming around. It’s a total mind trip, man.

And the best part? We have a secret underground disco party going on 24/7. Get your groove on with the creepers and skeletons, it’s lit AF.

Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown. Just watch out for the dancing Endermen, they’ll steal your heart (literally).

DadCraft: School Event Reminder?

activities, aita, co parenting, Communication, DadCraft, Event, family dynamics, involvement, kids father, off campus sports, parental responsibilities, parenting, reminder, School, school communication, school events, school events reminder, school involvement, school notifications, school schedule, school sports, sports schedule, text messages

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	6645
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	543045	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Crops Grown:	4460
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Are you tired of being the family secretary, constantly reminding your partner about the kids’ activities? Join our Minecraft server and escape the never-ending cycle of text messages and sports schedules! Our virtual world is filled with magical creatures who will happily take on the role of reminding your partner about important events. Plus, our youngest player has some serious sass and will put your partner in their place if they dare to ask for reminders. And don’t worry, even if you decide to take a break from the server, the school messages will still come through – because our server is just that powerful. So come join us and let the chaos of Minecraft distract you from the chaos of real life!

CraftyCompliments

awkward compliments, backhanded compliments, bizarre compliments, compliments, compliments that are strange, compliments that sound weird, CraftyCompliments, odd compliments, offbeat compliments, peculiar compliments, quirky compliments, strange compliments, unconventional compliments, unique compliments, unusual compliments, weird af, weird as fuck, weird compliments

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1750
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Villages Defended:	18	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Towns Built:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Love Letters Sent:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old compliments like “nice build” or “cool skin”? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll hear compliments like “your pickaxe is sharper than my wit” and “your creeper explosions are like fireworks on the Fourth of July”. Join us for a wild ride of wacky compliments and insane adventures. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the Minecraft world. So come join us before they hatch their evil plan!

PanicCraft – ER Escape Edition

Covid-19 pandemic, Edition, emergency care, emergency department visits, ER visits, Escape, Healthcare, healthcare crisis, healthcare data, healthcare statistics, healthcare system, healthcare trends, leaving ER, Medical advice, medically recommended, pandemic effects, pandemic impact, PanicCraft, patient behavior, patient decisions, patient safety, Patients, statistics

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	4158
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

LOLZ JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S SO LIT, EVEN COVID PATIENTS WANNA LEAVE THE ER TO PLAY! 53.6% INCREASE IN PEEPS LEAVING THE HOSPITAL TO JOIN OUR SERVER, THAT’S HOW EPIC IT IS! 721 MILLION VISITS BUT 5.9 MILLION PEEPS DIPPED TO PLAY MINECRAFT INSTEAD, THAT’S SOME DEDICATION RIGHT THERE! COME BUILD, SURVIVE, AND LAUGH YOUR BUTT OFF WITH US, YOU WON’T REGRET IT! #MINECRAFTOVERHOSPITALS #SERVERGOALS #COVIDCANTSTOPUS

Mystic Web of Laughter 1.21.1

1.21.1, action, Adventure, BIZARRE, boss fight, Creative, Death Stranding, Entertainment, funny, Gaming, ha, humor, Innovative, LAUGHING, Laughter, meme, mystic, strange, surreal, Unique, video game, web, webm, weird

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	3247
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Buildings Constructed:	32	Runes Activated:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	155
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

Yo, bruh, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the boss fight in Death Stranding but with blocks and creepers instead of BTs and BBs.

Join if you wanna experience the thrill of battling insane mobs and building epic structures at the same time.

This server is so lit, it’ll make you question if you’re still in the game or if you’ve been sucked into a parallel universe where everything is made of pixels.

Don’t miss out on the chance to have a crazy adventure that’ll leave you wondering if you’re still sane.

Join now and prepare to have your mind blown, bro!

WornOutWife’s Minecraft Server

Asshole, Caring, Communication, Conflict, doubts, Earrings, feelings, GIFTED, huggies, husband, INVISIBLE, love, Marriage, meaningful gifts, Minecraft, relationships, Server, sweet gestures, Upset, Valentine’s Day, Wedding, WornOutWifes

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	5953
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Animals Bred:	139
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Zombie Dances:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of meaningful gestures? Look no further! Our server is like a loving husband who always remembers to buy you earrings for Valentine’s Day, except instead of earrings, we give you epic loot and surprises around every corner!

Join us and experience the thrill of exploring a world where every block holds a potential gift just for you. And don’t worry, we promise not to give you the same pair of earrings over and over again like that forgetful husband did. So come on, dive into our server and let us show you just how much we care about the little things!

HubbyNoMoreCraft

aita, Business, Decisions, DECORATE, Ditching, Endeavor, HubbyNoMoreCraft, husband, Investments, Kids, legal liability, LLC, MISTAKES, negligence, office, partner, Protect, restructuring, silent partner, TAXES, unreliable

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4440
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Emeralds Found:	3887
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than your husband’s business structure? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this partner’s business decisions.

We promise you won’t have to worry about doing anyone else’s taxes or paychecks – unless you want to, of course! Our server is a place where you can be a silent partner or take charge, it’s up to you. Plus, we guarantee that you won’t have to deal with any legal messes like this poor soul.

So come join us and escape the drama of real life by immersing yourself in the craziness of our Minecraft server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new business partner who actually knows what they’re doing!

KimJongCraft

Alliance, Conflict, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, front lines, Geopolitics, international relations, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, Military, Military operations, military presence, north korean, peace talks, Politics, russia, strategic decisions, Troops, Vladimir Putin, War, Withdrawal

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	6141
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	16	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

lol join our minecraft server and u can be part of the epic battle between north korean troops and russia!!! u can choose ur side and fight for glory!! build ur own base and defend it with ur life!! maybe u can even negotiate a peace treaty with kim jong un himself!! come join the madness and see who will come out on top in this crazy warzone!!! 😂🤣🚀🔥

Players:	105/100	Votes:	6555
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	89	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2