NoTVNoSMP – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to witness the legendary battle between a group of chickens and a horde of creepers over who gets to rule the server! Trust us, you’ve never seen poultry warfare like this before.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive “Diamond Pig,” a mythical creature said to bring good luck to those who can catch it. Rumor has it that the Diamond Pig can grant you three wishes, but be warned – it’s a master of trolling and may just turn your wishes into hilarious pranks.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember to watch out for exploding chickens and mischievous pigs!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Dragon Scales Harvested:	168
Star Shards Collected:	207	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Meteorites Collected:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Towns Built:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	488
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Dimension Hops:	12	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3320	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Towns Built:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2021	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Zombie Dances:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	354	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	81
Dragons Tamed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Potions Brewed:	116
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Meteorites Collected:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	591	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!