NoTVNoSMP – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to witness the legendary battle between a group of chickens and a horde of creepers over who gets to rule the server! Trust us, you’ve never seen poultry warfare like this before.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive “Diamond Pig,” a mythical creature said to bring good luck to those who can catch it. Rumor has it that the Diamond Pig can grant you three wishes, but be warned – it’s a master of trolling and may just turn your wishes into hilarious pranks.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember to watch out for exploding chickens and mischievous pigs!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Enchantments Applied:	244
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

ExeosCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Explore ExeosCraft, the No-Reset, No-Grief SMP! Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Why Choose Us? – Stability: Our server, up and lagless since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map! – Zero Pay-To-Win: Fairness for all players is our moto! – Giving Back: Excess donations support various charities – Inclusivity: Hate speech isn’t tolerated here, any and all are welcome. – Custom Plugins: Hand-crafted plugins Our Features: – Permanent World, all builds will be kept forever – Level-Up System – Pets – Land Claim – McMMO

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	875
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	47

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Cropied

Economy, PvP, Survival

play.cropied.com-30 tiers of gens -Farming -Fishing (autofishing is allowed) -Mining -Tanks -Forge -PVP -TotemsCropied is a gen server with lots of features and things to do. When you join you can get a freerank with /freerank. To begin and get some starting info you can do /start and dont forget /daily. You can farm wheat, carrots, potatoes and more with custom enchants on a crop harvester. We have a /mine where you can get fight to get rare ores that you can use in the forge to craft all kinds of totems or keys to give you a boost to make it to the top of the leaderboards for payouts.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Buildings Constructed:	24
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	4935	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

KCHS Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

KCHS Craft is a cracked Malaysian Minecraft server specially designed for players in South East Asia, located in Singapore. Of course, everyone is welcome to join the server!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Runes Activated:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

MunchyMC

KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

MunchyMC is one of the best Minecraft servers around. Hop on munchymc.com to have some fun with friends and make some new friends! We have Maze Runner, Mini games and more!We are 1.7-1.15 compatible

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4728
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Celestial Pixelmon

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP

Welcome to Celestial Pixelmon! We are a new server with a different feel! Come and have fun for hours playing the real Pixelmon, which reminds you of the true essence of games.Minecraft 1.12.2 Pixelmon Reforged: (Latest Version) Biomes O’ Plenty: Adds a unique aspect to the game.To play on our server you just need to install our modpack, or our Installer.Server IP: jogar.celestialpixelmon.com Download: http://download.celestialpixelmon.com Discord: discord.gg/celestialpixelmon Website: https://www.celestialpixelmon.com/

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

MC64

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

“What is MC64?”: MC64 is a cracked semi-anarchy server with claims, gangs, ranks, an economy, and minimal moderation. We allow in-game hack and have few rules… So when you login, be careful who you trust.Features: 1.20.4 PVP / SMP New; officially re-released 09/08/2023 CRACKED; Offline. Open to anyone and everyone across the globe Semi-Anarchy; Laissez-faire Leadership Hacks Allowed; Even in PVP Economy; Physical Shops, GUI Shop, PlayerWarps, Jobs Ranking System; Rank up using in-game currency to unlock abilities Three Main Overworlds; Normal, AMPLIFIED, and Custom Biomes Grief Allowed; Use claiming system to protect your lands Not pay to win; Non-profit

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	6461
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

MineJordyn

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

It is a Minecraft network that presents the Survival Custom OP game mode, La Tierra Vanilla and more, it has a system of ranks, levels, new crafts, vehicles, custom fish, custom enchantments, bank, crates, pets that give you effects when player with the option to level up and improve the effect, cosmetics, clans and a completely custom map allowing you to see yourself where you are, without leaving aside the dungeons integrated with unique items. Explore alone or with friends!Map of Vanilla Land: map.minejordyn.orgPORT FOR BEDROCK 19132

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	393	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

OmegaCraft

Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock

OmegaCraft: The epicenter of Minecraft entertainment.– Leader in Latin America, offering a unique experience. – Wide selection of games for all tastes. – A vibrant and welcoming Community with 9 years of history. – Unwavering commitment to safety and fun.Explore, play and connect at mc.omegacraft.cl

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Animals Bred:	125	Enchantments Applied:	120
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	173

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

FlareMC

LifeSteal, Survival

Make sure to join the #1 PUBLIC Lifesteal SMP! All consoles can play on our server! IP: play.flaremc.org BEDROCK PORT: 19132

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	New Chunks Explored:	717594
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Mines Excavated:	3404	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

RoyalMC

Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

RoyalMC is a Slovenian Minecraft server network with a long history. Our goal is to unite players from Slovenia and other parts of the world and provide a fun and safe environment that everyone can enjoy. Our main priority is building a nice community and server together with players.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Emeralds Found:	692	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	26	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

DisasterMC Network

PvP, Survival

Do you need an active Minecraft community to have fun with? Join the DisasterMC Network!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	252
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

MasterCraft

Hardcore, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

MasterCraft was founded in 2016 by Jheyson Henrique out of pure hobby and today, together with our players, we are one of the largest RankUP servers.We work on all versions equal to or greater than 1.8Servidor de RankUP, Factions, Survival

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Runes Activated:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	39	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Survivaldub

Creative, KitPvP, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Server Survival + PvP + LifeSteal + McMMO + MobArenas + Hunger Games + SurvivalOP + BoxPvP + Practice + AdminShop + User Markets + Experience Bank + Jobs + Anti-Theft Protections + Anticheats + Portals + and… Much more… .

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	357	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Void Armor Forged:	18

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Acorn

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Semi-Vanilla Survival Player-built shops Player-run economy Player vs Environment Grief-free Theft-free

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	22	Astral Projections Made:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

DemocracyCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

DemocracyCraft is a City Roleplay server focused on the player’s ability to create, amend, and remove the rules and laws that govern them. Play in an urban city environment, or beyond in the depths of the wild. The server boasts cars, helicopters, a democratically elected government, businesses, economy, among other realistic, life-like features!Java IP: play.democracycraft.netBedrock (beta) IP: play.democracycraft.net Port: 19132 (default)

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.