NoTripForYouLOL | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	3654
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Runes Activated:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	139

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to worry about unreliable friends ruining your plans! Join us for a wild adventure filled with epic builds and crazy antics.

Imagine this: You and your friend are about to embark on a journey to the farthest reaches of the Minecraft world. You’ve booked your flights, reserved your hotel, and everything is set for an epic adventure. But wait, your friend suddenly can’t afford to go and expects you to foot the bill? Not on our server!

Join us and leave behind the drama of unreliable friends who can’t manage their finances. On our server, you’ll never have to deal with selfish companions who expect you to cover their expenses. It’s all about fun, friendship, and building amazing creations together.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Leave the guilt and sleepless nights behind, and let’s create some unforgettable memories together. See you in the game!

Happy Sleep Wearables

circadian rhythm disruptions, data analysis, depression, Fitbits, happiest times to sleep, Happy, health, mental health, mood, mood disorders, research, Sleep, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep quality, sleep research, sleep tracking, study, Technology, wearable technology, Wearables, well-being

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	3200
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Runes Activated:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

lol this server is like a Fitbit for your Minecraft life, except instead of tracking steps, it tracks your happiest times to sleep! Join us and discover the perfect time to catch those Z’s while also battling mobs and building epic structures.

Our research has found crazy links between mood, depression, and circadian rhythm disruptions in Minecraft players. We used 2,077 Fitbits to conduct this study, so you know it’s legit.

So come on, join our server and let us help you find the perfect balance between gaming and getting those sweet, sweet ZZZs. Who knew Minecraft could be so enlightening?

New World Consecrated

asleep, Biz, Catch, CET, Consecrated, Discord, Fabric, Ip:, Modpack, Play, Recommend, Roleplay, Server, Smiting, smp, Timezone, Undead, Vermeeren, world, zombie

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	604
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Void Gems Collected:	12
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	3631	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

New World Consecrated – Minecraft Server

Server Information	Details
Server Type	Modded Roleplay SMP
Minecraft Version	Fabric 1.20.1
Server IP	mc2.vermeeren.biz
Discord	We recommend joining the Discord server for the modpack and community
Timezone	CET (Central European Time)

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?

You can join the server by using the provided server IP: mc2.vermeeren.biz

2. What mods are included in the modpack?

The modpack includes mods focused on smiting the undead and enhancing roleplay experience.

3. Can I play on the server if I’m not in the CET timezone?

Yes, you can still play on the server, but note that server activity may vary based on the timezone.

4. How can I participate in roleplay on the server?

You can engage in roleplay by interacting with other players in-game and following the server’s roleplay guidelines.

Cosmic Frontier 1.20.4

1.20.4, 5th edition, Book, cdda modlist, Cosmic, dlc, Dwarf Fortress, Frontier, gog games, Links, loverslab, mod order guide, Mods, new mods, new patch notes, old mods, oscar is a faggot, patch notes, performance fish, previous games, rimworld, Rimworld General, rocketman, tynan’s amazing book, yayo modlist

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6098
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Chimeras Created:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Join our Minecraft server because Oscar is a faggot and we love it! The DLC is like a juicy meme, worth pirating before you commit. Dwarf Fortress is a big no-no here, but we welcome Performance Fish and Rocketman mods for top-tier gameplay. Get Tynan’s book from Amazon for some extra laughs. Rimworld is a must-try, grab it from gog-games.to and check out the latest patch notes on ludeon.com/blog. Don’t forget to mod your game with catalogue.smods.ru and loverslab.com for some spicy content. Use Rimpy to manage your mods and follow our guide to avoid any game-breaking issues. Yayo modlist and CDDA modlist are also available for your enjoyment. So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embrace the chaos!

“Better than Dinho” Minecraft SMP

athletic excellence, Better than Dinho, Brazil 2024, Brazilian players, competitive spirit, Dedication, dinho, football, future champions., international competition, Minecraft, Neymar successor, passion for the game, rising stars, smp, Soccer, south america, sports, Sportsmanship, talented athletes, teamwork, top players, World Cup

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6816
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Crops Grown:	1983
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Welcome to Brazil 2024, where the sun is always shining and the mobs are always dancing samba! Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride through the Amazon rainforest, where you can ride on the backs of parrots and tame jaguars as your loyal pets.

But beware, the legendary boss mob known as the Carnaval King roams the land, challenging players to a dance-off for epic loot. Will you be able to out-samba this fearsome foe?

Our server is also home to the rarest ore in all of Minecraft – the elusive Cachaça Crystal. Mine this precious gem to craft the most potent caipirinhas in the game, giving you the power to party all night long.

So come join us in Brazil 2024, where the adventure never ends and the laughs are always guaranteed. Just watch out for those pesky capybaras stealing your diamonds!

BelieveInPastLifeMC SMP

Afterlife, BELIEF, BelieveInPastLifeMC, Consciousness, doubt, Evidence, Existence, FAITH, Karma, Memories, Metaphysical, Past Life, philosophy, Questioning, regression therapy, Reincarnation, Science, skepticism, smp, Soul, spirituality, Supernatural

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	1355
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Zombie Dances:	5	Dragons Tamed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Enchantments Applied:	233
New Chunks Explored:	108862	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, totally lit, bro. Like, there are flying pigs everywhere and the trees are made of diamonds. And get this, the owner is actually a wizard who can turn dirt into gold. It’s like, insane, bro.

But wait, it gets even crazier. The whole server is actually built on top of a portal to the past. Yeah, like, you can literally go back in time and see dinosaurs and stuff. And the best part is, you can ride a T-Rex as your mount. How cool is that, bro?

So, like, if you’re into past lives and stuff, you should totally join this server. It’s like, a whole new level of Minecraft, bro. And who knows, maybe in your past life, you were actually a Minecraft pro. It’s like, mind-blowing, bro. You gotta check it out, trust me.

BingeCraft: The Last Show

action, binge watching, binge-worthy, BingeCraft, comedy, Drama, Entertainment, long tail tags, marathon watching, Mystery, Netflix, series, Show, streaming, Suspense, television, television binge, Television Show, Thriller, TV addiction, TV series, tv shows

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3948
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Void Gems Collected:	40
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Divine Scrolls Written:	21

Are you tired of watching TV shows all day and night? Well, it’s time to put down that remote and pick up your pickaxe because on our Minecraft server, we’ve got the ultimate binge-watching experience!

Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about running out of episodes to watch because we’ve got a whole world of endless entertainment waiting for you. From epic build battles to thrilling treasure hunts, there’s always something new and exciting to keep you glued to your screen.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most hilarious and outrageous community of players you’ll ever meet. From pranksters who love to pull crazy stunts to master builders who can create jaw-dropping masterpieces, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So say goodbye to boring TV shows and hello to the ultimate binge-watching experience on our Minecraft server. Join us today and get ready for non-stop fun and laughter!

AussieExtraditeMC

alleged, Approval, AussieExtraditeMC, Australia, Chinese military pilots, cooperation, Defense, extradition, extradition agreement, extradition case, extradition hearing, extradition law, extradition process, extradition request, extradition treaty, former US Marine, International, Justice, Legal, Military, Training

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	6211
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

so, liek, u kno how sum peeps r rlly gud at minecraft, well dis server is like dat but on steroids. we got crazy builds dat make u go WHOA and pvp battles dat make u go OUCH.

u wanna kno y u shud join dis server? well, lemme tell u a story. once upon a time, there was dis former US Marine who trained chinese military pilots in minecraft. yep, u heard me right. he built a whole army base in minecraft and taught dem how to fly planes and stuff. it was so epic, even australia was like, “we gotta get dis guy.”

so if u wanna be part of sum crazy shenanigans like dat, den dis server is da place to be. plus, we got free cake at spawn. who doesn’t love free cake, amirite? come join us and let’s make sum memories together. just don’t try to train any military pilots, ok? lolz.

DyslexicCraft: Brainy Blocks & Bots

blocks, Bots, brain regions, Brainy, dyslexia, dyslexia brain regions, dyslexia genetic variants, dyslexia genetics, dyslexia insights, dyslexia Max Planck Institute, dyslexia motor coordination, dyslexia neurological basis, dyslexia neurology, dyslexia research, dyslexia study, DyslexicCraft, genetic variants, Insights, Language, Max Planck Institute, motor coordination, neurological basis, study, vision

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5927
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Enchantments Applied:	116	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	2

so, like, this server is totally the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got all these crazy genetic variants linked to dyslexia that are gonna make your brain do backflips and stuff. like, your motor coordination will be off the charts, your vision will be like seeing in 4D, and your language skills will be so lit, you’ll be spitting rhymes like a rap god.

seriously, if you wanna level up your brain game and become a Minecraft master, you gotta join this server. it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride for your neurons, man. plus, we have the most epic builds and the coolest players around. so come on, join us and let’s get dyslexic together!

Craftingland Minecraft server

CraftingLand, creativity, Fight, GRIFFER, home, Minecraft, Protect, Server, Survival

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4911
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Enchantments Applied:	194
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	24
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Survive, fight back, protect your home from the griffer and the griffer himself, no creativity, only survival

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DJ’s Adventure Realm 1.20.3

#youtube, 1.20.3, Adventure, catchy tune, dj, DJS, Foodplays, Link, Music, music discovery, music enthusiasts, music fans, music lovers, music recommendation, music video, never heard, new artist, Realm, song, Sorry., the avalanches, The Avalanches VEVO, The Wurzels, try this

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	913
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5388	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

OMG, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the DJ Foodplays of gaming, but with a twist of The Wurzels!

Picture this: you’re mining diamonds while listening to some sick beats, and suddenly you hear “Combine Harvester” playing in the background.

It’s like a party in your blocky world, and you won’t find that anywhere else!

Don’t miss out on the craziest gaming experience of your life, join now and get ready to have your mind blown!

Safe and Effective Minecraft SMP Clown Tesla

#Automotive, #sustainability, Clown, clowns, eco-friendly, Effective, electric car industry, electric cars, Electric Vehicle, electric vehicle adoption, electric vehicle market, electric vehicle technology, energy efficient, Environmental, ev, futuristic, innovation, Minecraft, Safe, smp, Technology, tesla, Transportation

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5673
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Crops Grown:	7057	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Hey there, you pixelated peasants! Are you tired of driving around in your safe and efficient Teslas like a boring normie? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can ride around in diamond-encrusted minecarts pulled by pigs with jetpacks! That’s right, forget about electric vehicles, we’re all about the swaggy swine transportation here.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak and a feathered fist. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken dance battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mighty Chicken Genie.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky world of wonder and whimsy, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers blowing up your creations, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

CreeperCutsForCancer

alcohol influence, cancer support, communication breakdown, coping mechanisms, coping with illness, CreeperCutsForCancer, cultural expectations, emotional distress, emotional outburst, family conflict, family dynamics, family pressure, hair care, holiday drama, husband’s illness, lymphoma, marriage issues, personal boundaries, relationship dynamics, Self-expression, social pressure

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	410
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Animals Bred:	155
Crops Grown:	1041	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing and family feuds are a common occurrence! Join us for a wild ride filled with intense conversations, questionable decisions, and plenty of drinks to fuel the chaos.

Looking to escape your own family drama? Look no further! On our server, you can unleash your frustrations in a virtual world where insulting your in-laws and making questionable choices while intoxicated is not only accepted but encouraged.

Join now and let loose in a world where shaving your head is optional, but stirring up trouble is a must. Who needs therapy when you can unleash your inner drama llama in Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and let the madness begin!

SecretSMP: DarkSideSecrets

BETRAYAL, Communication, concealment, confession, darkest secret, DarkSideSecrets, Deception, Guilt, Hidden Truth, Honesty, honesty in relationships, Infidelity, Intimacy, partner, personal boundaries, privacy, relationships, Secrets, SecretSMP, shame, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	5851
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Void Armor Forged:	19
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	19

LMAO, bruh you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP if you wanna spill all your juicy secrets like this one! We got a secret underground bunker where you can confess all your scandalous deeds while mining for diamonds. And get this, if you don’t spill your darkest secret within the first week, you gotta wear a chicken suit for the rest of the season! Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride, it’s gonna be more chaotic than a creeper explosion in a village full of villagers. Join now or forever hold your peace, loser!

BlockyBabyBabes

advice, baby, BlockyBabyBabes, Bonding, Communication, family, first time parent, joy, learning curve, love, Milestones, new parent, newborn, parenting, patience, Preparation, RESPONSIBILITY, self-care, sleepless nights, Support, Tips

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7056
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Void Armor Forged:	19
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Are you ready to embark on the wildest adventure of your life? Join our Minecraft server and experience the chaos of parenting for the first time!

Forget about raising virtual animals, now you’ll have to deal with virtual children who never listen and constantly ask for more diamonds. But don’t worry, we have plenty of resources to help you navigate the challenges of virtual parenthood.

From changing virtual diapers to teaching your virtual kids how to mine for resources, this server will test your patience and creativity like never before. So grab your virtual baby bottle and join us for a hilarious and heartwarming journey into the world of virtual parenting. Trust us, it’s a rollercoaster ride you won’t want to miss!

KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, casualties in international conflict, casualties in Russia-Ukraine war, casualties in war, casualties report, casualties update, Conflict, international relations, KimJongCraft, Military, military conflict, Minecraft, North Korea, north korea news, North Korean casualties, North Korean casualties report, russia ukraine war, seoul, Seoul statement, Server, South Korea statement, war casualties, war casualties update

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	7526
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Runes Activated:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Meteorites Collected:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more explosions than a north korean missile test! our battles are more intense than the russia-ukraine war, but with less casualties (hopefully).

we have crazy events like building a giant statue of kim jong-un or reenacting the battle of stalingrad with creepers.

our community is as tight-knit as a dictator’s grip on power, so you’ll never feel alone while mining for diamonds or fighting off zombie hordes.

so come join us and experience the chaos and madness that is our minecraft server! who needs real world politics when you can have virtual chaos instead?