NoTrespassingZone | Minecraft Recent Servers 2024

GFDefenseCraft

aita, Asshole, bar, Bar etiquette, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Confrontation, cringey, drink, Drunk, gf, GFDefenseCraft, guy, Jealousy, Pool, Social Interaction, step outside, Talking, UNCOMFORTABLE

Are you tired of dealing with cringey assholes in real life? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all the drama and just focus on building epic creations! No more awkward encounters at the bar, just pure gaming fun!

Join now and build your own virtual pool where you can play with your gf without any interruptions from random guys. And if anyone tries to get in the way, challenge them to a virtual duel outside the bar – Minecraft style! Show them who’s boss in the pixelated world!

Don’t let real-life drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server and let your creativity run wild without any cringey assholes getting in your way. It’s time to escape to a world where you can be the ultimate builder without any interruptions. See you in the game!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	New Chunks Explored:	375810

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

LifeChangedByMinecraft SMP

big impact, Decision making, impactful decisions, important choices, life changing, life choices, life-altering choices, life-changing decisions, LifeChangedByMinecraft, major impact, minor decisions, personal growth, pivotal moments, seemingly small decision, significant changes, significant events, small choices, smp, transformative choices, turning points, unexpected consequences, unexpected outcomes

Join our Minecraft SMP and make decisions that will change your virtual life in BIG ways! One player joined our server and accidentally punched a pig, which led to a chain reaction of events that eventually made them the ruler of the entire server! Who knew a simple pig punch could lead to such power and glory? Don’t miss out on the chance to have your own crazy adventure and see where it takes you!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	478	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Void Armor Forged:	14	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

TipsyCraft

alcohol, bar, Carefree, celebration, Drinking, Friends, Fun, hangover, inhibition, intoxicated, Laughter, loosened up, Memories, night out, Party, regret, Relaxation, socializing, tipsy, TipsyCraft, Wild

Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is the only place where you can mine diamonds, fight zombies, and build epic structures all while under the influence of virtual alcohol. Trust us, everything is way more fun when you’re drunk in Minecraft.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret hidden treasure that can only be found by completing a series of ridiculous challenges. From riding pigs off cliffs to building a giant statue of a chicken, the possibilities are endless (and totally absurd).

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our legendary party cave, where the music never stops and the virtual drinks never run out. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and let the drunken adventures begin!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	5610	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

CraftyBlockWars

arms sales, Conflict, Continues, controversy, CraftyBlockWars, criticism, defense industry, Delays, diplomatic tensions, germany, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military equipment, political decisions, qatar, Report, Sales, SELLING, Sparking, weapons

so, liek, this server is lit af, u gotta join cuz we got pigs that can fly and chickens that do backflips. we got a secret underground base where u can find diamonds for days, but watch out for the lava traps set by the evil sheep gang. our moderators are actually unicorns in disguise and they grant wishes to anyone who can defeat the ender dragon with a wooden sword. plus, we have a dance party every friday night in the nether realm, where the creepers bust out their best moves. join now before the evil villagers take over and turn everyone into zombie pigmen. u won’t regret it, bro.

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Guillain-Barre Syndrome Land

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So, like, on this server, there’s a 1 in 1,000 chance that if you take the RSV vaccine, you might get Guillain-Barre syndrome! But don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun, right? Who needs feeling in their legs anyway? Join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush as you fight off mobs while trying not to collapse from paralysis! It’s like a rollercoaster ride, but in Minecraft form! Plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot – if you can find it, that is. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you’re lucky enough to get that rare syndrome!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Void Gems Collected:	21
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Epic Water Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old land-based Minecraft servers? Well, come join us on our server where WATER IS SO FREAKING EPIC! Dive into our oceans and discover hidden treasures, battle sea monsters, and maybe even find the lost city of Atlantis (if you’re lucky)! Don’t worry about drowning, our server has special magical water that lets you breathe underwater like a fish! So come join us and make a splash on the most epic water-based Minecraft server ever!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Whores in Minecraft SMP

Confidence, discrimination, double standards, empowerment, feminism, Gender Roles, judgment, Minecraft, self esteem, self love, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-image, self-perception, sex work, smp, societal expectations, societal norms, stigmatization, Whores, Women

Welcome to our crazy Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have a good time and laugh your pants off! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground disco where all the mobs go to party after a long day of being killed by players. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper busting out some sick dance moves!

2. We have a pet llama named Larry who is rumored to be able to speak in ancient llama languages. He’s the life of the party and always has the best gossip to share.

3. Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a chicken who wears a crown and rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. Rumor has it he can lay golden eggs that grant wishes.

4. We have a floating island made entirely of cheese where players can go to relax and eat their fill of delicious dairy goodness. Just watch out for the cheese dragons that guard the island!

So come join our wacky Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even discover the answer to life’s most pressing question: How can women be whores and not be disgusted by themselves? (Hint: it involves a lot of diamond armor and enchanted pickaxes)

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Magic Items Found:	3044	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

CraftyDecisions SMP

best decision, CraftyDecisions, Decision making, empowerment, fulfillment, Happiness, impactful decisions, life choices, life lessons, life-changing choices, personal development, personal growth, positive changes, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-fulfillment, smp, success, transformation, wise choices

Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! Why waste your time making important life decisions when you could be joining a server where the pigs ride on top of the creepers like they’re going on a wild rollercoaster ride? Trust us, you’ll never look back once you see our epic battles between players riding on llamas armed with diamond swords and players riding on chickens armed with…well, nothing really, but it’s still hilarious to watch. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to see if Minecraft skills can translate into real-life survival skills. So basically, joining our SMP could save your life one day. No big deal.

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Dragons Tamed:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Mines Excavated:	1606	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

MineCraftQA: Ask Me Anything!

building relationships, cultivating empathy, deep conversation starters, encouraging vulnerability, engaging queries, enhancing communication, expanding horizons, exploring perspectives, fostering connection, igniting creativity, introspective inquiries, meaningful dialogue, MineCraftQA, open-ended discussions, personal reflection, philosophical musings, promoting understanding, Self Discovery, sparking curiosity, strengthening bonds, thought-provoking questions

Do you want to know where you can find a Minecraft server that is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it like it’s hot? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your blocky dreams!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling a giant chicken boss that shoots explosive eggs, or if you want to ride on a rainbow-colored llama through a pixelated wonderland.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the skeletons have killer dance moves and the zombies are the ultimate party crashers.

So, if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers and want to inject some craziness into your blocky adventures, come join us and let the madness begin!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Towns Built:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	22

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

LonelyCraft: Make Friends, Not Blocks

alone, AMERICANS, blocks, busy, Communication, Community, Connection, Friends, friendship, Friendship Paradox, Friendship Time, friendship trends, ISOLATION, Lifestyle, Loneliness, LonelyCraft, Paradox, relationships, Social Interaction, social trends, socializing, Technology, Time

come join our epic minecraft server where you will never be alone again!! forget about spending less time with friends, on our server you will be surrounded by FRIENDSHIP 24/7!! we have unicorns that poop rainbows and flying pigs that give out free diamonds!!

our server is so lit that even herobrine wants to hang out with us!! we have epic parties every night with DJ creeper dropping sick beats!! you will never feel lonely again, we promise!!

so what are you waiting for?? join us now and experience the ultimate FRIENDSHIP PARADOX in minecraft history!! you won’t regret it, trust us!!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Divine Spears Created:	13	Elemental Crystals Collected:	36
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Farms Harvested:	756

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Glimmer Groove: Where mods mingle, survival is supreme, and the whitelist is strict!

adultsonly, Communication, Community, Discord, dramafree, Friendly, Fun, Glimmer, Groove, Hatefree, java, Minecraft, mingle, Modded, Mods, multiplayer, Newworld, Server, smp, Strict, SUPREME, Survival, Timezones, Voicechat, Welcoming, Whitelist, zero tolerance

Minecraft Server: Glimmer Grove

Description	ADULTS ONLY Minecraft server for modded Java with a welcoming community
Communication	Discord for communication, voice chat required at least once
Community	Whitelisted community with zero tolerance for hate or drama
Population	13 current players with varying time zones

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	Yes, it is modded Java server
Is voice chat required all the time?	No, voice chat is required at least once but not all the time
How can I join the server?	You need to apply for whitelist and join the Discord server for communication
What are the rules for the server?	Zero tolerance for hate or major drama, be respectful and follow community guidelines

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Secret Passages Found:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Imagine All The International Posters Minecraft Server

cultural exchange, digital communities, expat life, Expats, forum users, global communication, Imagine, Int, International, international posters, internet culture, internet history, Minecraft, normies, Nostalgia, online communities, online forums, online friendships, online interactions, online migration, Online platforms, online presence, POSTERS, Server, virtual connections

Are you tired of boring old servers filled with normies and noobs? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is where all the international posters who used to dominate /int/ have migrated to!

Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and hilarious shenanigans with players from all over the world. Who knows, you might even run into a legendary poster who disappeared years ago and is now building a castle made entirely of memes.

So why wait? Join our server and be part of the madness that is sure to make your country proud! Who needs real life when you can have a virtual world filled with ex-international posters who are probably still lurking on /int/ in spirit?

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	7100	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

BigMinecraft SMP: Vore Edition

ai, Belly, big belly, BigMinecraft, body positivity, captions, curvy, Edition, Erotic, FANTASY, fat women, feederism, fetish, indulgence, indulgent fantasy, irl bbw, kink, morphs, plus size, Roleplay, smp, vorarephilia, vore, vore edition

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can let your creativity run wild and have some outrageous fun? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for some vore-tastic adventures where you can post fat women who look like they could fit an entire person in their belly. And guess what? Morphs and captions are allowed, so you can truly let your imagination soar!

But wait, there’s more! We even have AI allowed, so you can have some truly mind-blowing interactions with our virtual friends. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to on our server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
New Chunks Explored:	218440	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	10

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

HardestGameEver Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing boring old Minecraft servers where the only challenge is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate test of your gaming skills!

Join us if you dare, as we have a secret level where you have to fight off an army of creepers armed with diamond swords while riding on the back of a flying pig! And that’s just the beginning – our custom bosses include a giant chicken that shoots fireballs and a zombie king who can summon lightning storms with a snap of his fingers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Golden Pickaxe, rumored to have the power to mine entire mountains in one swing. Will you be the one to wield its awesome power and become the ultimate Minecraft champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP now and prove that you have what it takes to conquer the hardest video game challenge of all time!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Dimension Hops:	15	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

BlockBingeCraft

big impact, BlockBingeCraft, Consistency, daily routine, discipline, goal-setting, healthy habits, life improvement, mindfulness, mindset shift, personal growth, Positive Change, positive habits, productivity, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, small habit, success habits, Time management, transformative habits

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the joy of riding on flying pigs while battling evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Don’t worry, our pigs are trained professionals and will never let you fall off no matter how many times you crash into a tree.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Just make sure to bring your best dance moves and a potion of invisibility to blend in with the undead crowd.

So why wait? Join our server now and discover the small habit of laughing uncontrollably while playing Minecraft that will have a surprisingly big impact on your life!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	53	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	329
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7