NoTravelNoProbGradParty | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3656
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Meteorites Collected:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Divine Spears Created:	18
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family drama better than a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride of sibling rivalry, parental conflicts, and grandparent interventions.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that knows the struggle of dealing with a half sister who blames everything on your dad? We’ve got drama, we’ve got tension, we’ve got it all!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll get to experience the thrill of being stuck in the middle of a family feud, just like our 15-year-old player here. Will you choose to support your half sister or stand by your dad? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, because when it comes to family drama, we’ve got you covered. See you there, drama llamas!

Epic Tales Realm 1.20.2

1.20.2, animal names, autism flare, chapter titles, comic art, Dinosaurs, Epic, furry creatures, Gon, Gon Selection, High-quality scans, Manga, Masashi Tanaka, mean predators, non-dialogue, Realm, Spanish scans, storytelling genius, Tales, Visual Storytelling, Wilderness, wordless storytelling

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7860
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Villages Defended:	16	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Yo, bros, listen up! This server is like a manga you don’t even need to read, just like those anons who say they’re too dumb for manga. We got savage dinosaurs, the last one standing is GON, the wildest of them all! He’s out there defending the friendly and furry from the mean and hungry, all without a single word spoken.

And get this, we got those high-quality scans, so no need to worry about bad quality anymore. Spanish scans, English scans, we got it all! So join us on this wild adventure, where the only thing you need to worry about is which dinosaur GON will take on next. Don’t miss out, join now and let’s get crazy together!

DadCraft: Oops, My Bad!

bad, DadCraft, Oops

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9440
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Divine Spears Created:	24	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	New Chunks Explored:	671634
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and just focus on building epic structures and battling creepers!

Join us and leave your family drama at the door, because here you can be whoever you want to be without any judgment. Plus, you won’t have to worry about any surprise visits from long-lost relatives asking for money – unless they’re asking for in-game currency, of course!

So if you’re looking for a place to unwind, make new friends, and explore endless possibilities, join our server now! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures instead?

TreasuryTrolls: Keep Your Diamonds Safe!

cybersecurity, data access, data breach, data privacy, Data Protection, data security, diamonds, financial data, government oversight, government transparency, Information Security, information sharing, personal information, political concerns, privacy concerns, privacy rights, republicans, Safe, sensitive information, Treasury, TreasuryTrolls, unauthorized access, unauthorized use

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8415
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just normal and predictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild.

Picture this: you log onto the server and are greeted by a talking llama who offers to be your personal tour guide. As you explore the vast world, you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of friendly zombies. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, you discover a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds and gold.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a community of shape-shifting villagers who can transform into any mob at will. Want to see a chicken riding a pig? We’ve got you covered. How about a creeper doing the moonwalk? You’ll see it all on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyMex Tariff Minecraft Server

#announcement, Commerce, CraftyMex, decision, Economy, ecuador, export, Goods, Government, Import, import tax, international relations, Latin America, market, Mexican goods, Minecraft, policy, president, Server, south america, tariff, Taxation, Trade, trade war

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1178
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the president of ecuador has gone mad and declared a 27% tariff on all mexican goods IN MINECRAFT!! build your own taco stand and smuggle in those delicious burritos without getting caught by the corrupt minecraft government. join now for a chance to overthrow the president and establish a taco utopia in our crazy virtual world! tacos for everyone, no tariffs allowed!

CraftyComrades: NoRussianExecs

Accountability, alarming rise, brutality, Conflict, CraftyComrades, eastern europe, Executing, global security, human rights violations, international law, investigation, Justice, military aggression, NoRussianExecs, Reports, russia, Ukrainian soldiers, UN, united nations, violations, violations of Geneva Conventions, War Crimes

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2370
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Love Letters Sent:	8
Divine Spears Created:	13	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Dragons Tamed:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Mythical Swords Crafted:	56
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	2

LOLZ JOIN OUR SERVER OR ELSE U MIGHT END UP LIKE UKRAINIAN SOLDIERS IN RUSSIA. WE GOT MAD SKILLS AND MAD FUN, NO EXECUTIONS HERE, JUST BLOCKS AND CREEPERS. COME BUILD WITH US AND AVOID THE UN ALARMING REPORTS. PLAY WITH US OR ELSE…BOOM!

BlockyProstate – Digging for a Cure!

advanced prostate cancer, BlockyProstate, California, cancer awareness, cancer deaths, cancer incidence, cancer mortality, Cancer prevention, cancer research, cancer risk factors, cancer screening guidelines, cancer screening recommendations, cancer statistics, cancer treatment, cure, Digging, early detection, mens health, prostate cancer, prostate health, routine screening, Screening, US men

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7007
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing rising is the fun levels! forget about boring old cancer stats, we’ve got creepers and zombies to worry about! our server is so lit, it’ll make your prostate cancer look like a walk in the park. trust us, you won’t regret joining this wild ride of blocky adventures and epic battles. who needs routine screening when you can be battling dragons and building castles instead? join now and let the fun begin!

Dynastium

active community, Adventurer, bedrock, Community, Cross-Play, Diplomacy, dynamics, Earth, Earth Towny, Economy, friendly environment, Geopolitics, immersive experience, Latest Version, minecraft server, Nation building, new adventurer, seasoned strategist, strategy, Towny, vibrant

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6884
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	106	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Farms Harvested:	136	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Dynastium is a vibrant Minecraft server running on the latest version, featuring an Earth Towny setup that brings the dynamics of geopolitics to life. With a welcoming and active community, players can engage in nation-building, diplomacy, and strategy. The server also supports Bedrock players, ensuring everyone can enjoy the fun. Whether you’re a seasoned strategist or a new adventurer, Dynastium offers an immersive experience in a friendly environment.

play.dynastium.net

Minetales

active staff support, advanced anti-cheat, auction house, coinshop, custom factories, custom texture pack, Daily Quests, decorative elements, Dynamic economy, Economy, extensive skills system, Factions, Fishing, interactive chat features, Jobs, levelled mobs, MCMMO, Mining, personal backpacks, professional spawns, pve content, pvp arena, quality of life, Roleplay, Survival, Teams, unique worlds, Vanilla, Voting Rewards, Warps

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6891
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Ores Mined:	2382
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Gods Slained:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Minetales: Welcoming all crafters! – Custom factories, professional spawns, and extensive skills system – PvP Arena and PvE content – Dynamic economy: coinshop, auction house, jobs, and daily quests – Unique worlds for fishing and mining – Custom texture pack and decorative elements – Personal backpacks and warps – Advanced anti-cheat and levelled mobs – Teams, factions, and interactive chat features – Voting rewards and active staff support – Quality of life: clear lag, action bar, command blocker, anti-dupe – Multiverse support for expanded gameplay Join our growing community at play.minetales.org!

play.minetales.org

Shattered Infinity SMP

action, alliances, Choices, Custom, danger, Discord, DOMINANCE, Exploration, Hunters, Immersive, Infinity, Kingdoms, Magic, Medieval, Modded, NIGHTS, Powers, Realm, Secrets, Shattered, smp, TERRIFIYING, Vampires

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2022
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	104	Buildings Constructed:	33
Dragon Eggs Found:	4660	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Shattered Infinity SMP Overview

Features	Description
Hunters vs. Vampires	Choose between being a vampire or a hunter in this modded Minecraft experience.
Medieval Theme	Immerse yourself in a medieval-themed server with danger and alliances.
Live Server	The server is already live and welcoming new players to join.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by connecting to the IP address provided or by visiting the server’s website.
Can I switch between being a vampire and a hunter?	Yes, players have the ability to switch sides during gameplay.
Are there specific rules in the server?	Yes, there are rules in place to ensure fair gameplay and respect among all players. Be sure to read and follow them.
How can I form alliances and kingdoms?	You can form alliances and kingdoms by interacting with other players in-game and collaborating on goals and strategies.

Galactic Minds 1.21.3

1.21.3, advanced civilizations, aliens, Astrobiology, astrological discoveries, Astronomy, Civilization, Cosmic, cosmic intelligence, extraterrestrial life, Galactic, Galaxy, hypothetical, Intelligent Life, Milky Way, Minds.., Planets, Possibilities, science fiction, SETI, space exploration, speculation, Universe

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	5194
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Void Gems Collected:	16
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Endless Night Skies:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Love Letters Sent:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Yo, bro, forget about aliens and come join our Minecraft server instead! Why waste time looking for extraterrestrial beings when you can join a community of epic gamers building crazy stuff in blocky worlds?

We may not have aliens, but we do have players from all over the galaxy (figuratively speaking, of course). From Earth to Mars to the mysterious Planet X, our server is a melting pot of intergalactic fun.

Who needs intelligent life on other planets when you can have intelligent gamers crafting masterpieces in a virtual world? Join us now and be part of the coolest space adventure this side of the Milky Way!

DumbPrideMC SMP

arrogance, Boasting, bragging, dumb, DumbPrideMC, egotistical, empty boasting, Foolish, meaningless, pride, self-absorbed, self-aggrandizement, self-centered, self-glorification, self-importance, self-promotion, Shallow, showing off, smp, superficial, trivial, Vanity

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3775
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Infernal Machines Built:	0

OMG, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, totally insane, bro. Like, there’s this one dude who built a giant statue of a potato and worships it as a god. And another player who only communicates in dolphin noises. It’s like a zoo in there, but with blocks and stuff.

And get this, there’s a secret underground society of players who have declared war on all the chickens in the game. They’re like, “Cluck cluck, motherclucker!” and they go around with diamond swords trying to take out every chicken they see. It’s chaos, man.

But the best part is the annual llama race. Yeah, you heard me right. They have llamas dressed up in costumes racing around a track while players bet on who will win. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but way weirder.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky time in Minecraft, you gotta join this server. It’s a total circus, but in a good way. Plus, where else can you find a community of players who take pride in being completely bonkers? It’s a whole new level of dumb, and it’s awesome.

CraftyConspiracyCraft

billionaire, CONSERVATIVE, conspiracy theorists, CraftyConspiracyCraft, Government, political agenda, political beliefs, political control, political corruption, political extremism, political ideology, political influence, political manipulation, political system, Politics, power dynamics, right wing, Trump administration, Trump supporters, US government, wealthy elite

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4291
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Runes Activated:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8

Looking for a place to escape the chaos of the real world? Join our Minecraft server, where the only conspiracy theories you’ll find are about who stole all the diamonds from the communal chest! Our billionaire owner may not be running the government, but they sure know how to create an epic virtual world filled with endless possibilities. So come join us and build your own empire, because who needs politics when you have pixelated pigs and exploding creepers to worry about?

Protein Mix-Up Craft

Craft, mixup, protein

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6477
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9018	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	39
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12

So, liek, u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? Well, lemme tell u sumthing, dis server is da bomb diggity! We got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ da cha-cha, and chickens layin’ diamonds!

One time, I saw a player build a house outta cake and then it started raining gummy bears! And don’t even get me started on da secret underground lair filled with treasure and lava slides.

Plus, if u join dis server, u get superpowers like shootin’ laser beams outta ur eyes and flyin’ on a magic carpet made of rainbow sheep wool.

So, what are u waitin’ for? Come join da fun and chaos on dis Minecraft server! It’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me!

⬆️ Straight Up ⬆️

smp, Straight..

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9753
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Divine Spears Created:	18	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Volcanoes Explored:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	198

Straight Up Minecraft Server

Server IP	play.straightupminecraft.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/camSwwyUAe

About Straight Up:

Straight Up is a vanilla Minecraft: Java edition server open to all players. We offer a laid back survival experience that is as close to vanilla as possible. The overworld has never been wiped since our founding date of April 1st, 2019, and we intend to keep it that way. With a rich history spanning over 5 years, there is much to explore and many adventures to be had.

Features:

PvP and griefing permitted. No land claims or land protection.
Stable server performance.
No world resets. Ever.
Minor quality of life changes.
Unobtrusive but effective anticheat.
No /tpa, no /warp, no /home. No currency, factions, or economy plugins.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I claim land or protect my builds?	No, land claims or protections are not allowed on the server.
Are there world resets?	No, the overworld has never been reset since the server’s founding date.
Is PvP allowed?	Yes, PvP and griefing are permitted on the server.
Are there any quality of life changes?	Yes, there are minor quality of life changes such as obtaining player heads and preventing phantom spawns with cookies.
Are there economy plugins or factions?	No, the server focuses on vanilla survival gameplay without currency, factions, or economy plugins.

Time Overlap Craft 1.21.1

1.21.1, Adventure, building, Craft, creativity, cunny, Exploration, FANTASY, Friends, Gaming, King, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, overlap, role playing, Sandbox, strategy, Survival, teamwork, Time, video games, virtual world

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	5754
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is where the party never stops and the mobs are always ready to boogie down with you.

Imagine a world where you can build a giant statue of a llama wearing sunglasses while riding a rainbow unicorn. Yup, that’s the kind of crazy shiz you can do on this server.

And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles – it’s like Gladiator meets Hunger Games meets a dance-off. You’ll be slaying zombies one minute and busting out your best floss dance move the next.

Plus, the community here is lit AF. You’ll meet fellow gamers who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are. Together, you’ll conquer dungeons, build epic fortresses, and maybe even start a llama-worshipping cult.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started! Cunny and King for life, baby!