NoTouchyZoneMC | New Minecraft Servers 2024

BlockBrawl – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding.

Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of giant chickens, participate in epic dance battles with Endermen, and build houses out of rainbow-colored obsidian. Our server is so wild that even Herobrine himself can’t keep up with all the chaos!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can boogie down with zombies and skeletons all night long. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder infinite building powers.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Players Killed by Monsters:	1637
Chimeras Created:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

The Secret Mossad HQ Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most top-secret, highly classified Minecraft SMP server in existence – Mossad HQ! Join us if you dare to embark on a wild adventure filled with espionage, intrigue, and of course, building epic structures!

Our server is so exclusive that even Herobrine himself couldn’t gain access without the secret password (which is “potato” by the way). We have hidden bases, secret tunnels, and even a llama spy network that will keep you on your toes at all times.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that the server owner is actually a retired spy who once infiltrated the Ender Dragon’s lair and stole its treasure. Join us and maybe you’ll uncover the truth behind this mysterious figure.

So what are you waiting for? Join Mossad HQ today and become a part of the most covert Minecraft community out there. Just be sure to watch your back, you never know who might be watching you… 👀🕵️‍♂️

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Farms Harvested:	288	Dragons Tamed:	0

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

FurnitureFiascoCraft

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal and furniture moving madness!

Picture this: you log on to our server and discover that your partner has been cheating on you with another player. But wait, there’s more! Your stepdaughter is involved too, receiving gifts from the affair partner behind your back.

Feeling betrayed and suspicious? Take matters into your own hands and move all the furniture out of your partner’s house without telling them. Watch as chaos ensues and alliances are tested in this epic tale of love, lies, and stolen couches.

Join now for a server experience like no other, where drama is just a block away and furniture is the ultimate weapon of revenge!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	12

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

AwkwardAF in Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want some wacky adventures!

Join us for a chance to participate in ridiculous challenges like building a house out of nothing but dirt or trying to tame a wild llama with a carrot on a stick. And don’t even get us started on the crazy pranks that happen on the server – one time, someone replaced all the diamonds in the mine with cooked chicken!

But the real reason you should join our SMP is for the chance to relive your most awkward interactions in a whole new way. Remember that time you accidentally called your teacher “mom” in front of the whole class? Well, now you can recreate that moment by accidentally calling a pig “Steve” in front of all your fellow players.

So come on, join us and let’s make some hilarious memories together on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	26
Endless Night Skies:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

MineCraftyExcuse

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest one out there!

Join us if you want to experience a world where pigs fly, creepers tell jokes, and diamonds rain from the sky. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun.

Need a good excuse for being late to work? Just tell your boss you were busy building a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama on our server. Trust us, they’ll understand once they see your masterpiece.

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to the Nether where you’ll meet a friendly Ender Dragon who just wants to play hide and seek.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Void Gems Collected:	28	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Animals Bred:	87
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Biden’s Boomtown: Explosive Adventures

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Yo yo yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server out there! We got more explosions than Beirut, and that’s saying something! Biden even be talking about us, saying we hitting Iran’s oil sector with our epic TNT cannons!

Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of dodging explosions left and right while building your own epic base. Our community is lit, just like those oil fields we be blowin’ up! So come on, what you waiting for? Join now and let’s make Minecraft history together!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	185
Chimeras Created:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Shut Up Teacher Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your school life? Look no further than our server! Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will make you forget all about your teacher’s questionable comments. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so awesome, even the police are investigating it for being too lit. So come on, join us and let’s show those cops what real trouble looks like!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Minecraft SMP – /xivg/ – Final Fantasy XIV: Dawntrail General

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on and find yourself in a world where pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs), diamonds grow on trees (yes, trees!), and the creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding (trust us, it’s a sight to see).

But wait, there’s more! Our server events are out of this world. From zombie movie marathons to Mahjong tournaments, we’ve got something for everyone. And don’t even get us started on our costume parties – you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of skeletons doing the cha-cha slide.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even make friends with a talking cow or discover a secret underground disco party. The possibilities are endless (and slightly ridiculous, but that’s half the fun)!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Runes Activated:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

GutFeelingGamer – Minecraft SMP

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Have you ever had a gut feeling that you should join a Minecraft SMP because it’s the only place where llamas ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens? Well, that feeling is about to come true! Our server is filled with wacky adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are. So come join us and let your wildest gut feelings lead you to victory!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Enchantments Applied:	194
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Chimeras Created:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	18

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

SmileCraft – The Happy Server

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Imagine a Minecraft server where every time you log in, you are greeted by a dancing chicken wearing a top hat and monocle. Yes, this server is so fancy even the animals dress to impress! Join us for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of evil llamas armed with diamond swords. And if that’s not enough to make you smile, how about a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of mischievous creepers? Trust us, this server is so wacky and wild, you’ll never stop grinning from ear to ear!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Love Letters Sent:	13

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

HashemCraft: Strike in Beirut

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so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz, liek, it’s got crazier battles den Nasrallah’s reported successor, Hashem Safieddine, getting targeted in an IAF strike in Beirut, bro. we got mobs dat’ll make u pee ur pants, and bosses dat’ll make u cry for ur mama. plus, we got secret dungeons filled with treasure dat’ll make u richer den a leprechaun on st. patrick’s day. so, come join us if u wanna have a blast and forget about all dat real world drama, yo.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Meteorites Collected:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Alien Abductions:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Crafty Mispronounced Server

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are you tired of boring old minecraft servers? do you want to join a server that will blow your mind and make you laugh until you pee your pants? well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane server out there!

join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking pig named bob who will guide you through our magical world filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying tacos. but be careful, because there are also evil llamas who will try to steal your diamonds and turn them into glittery poop.

if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken who lays eggs made of pure gold. and don’t forget about our secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up.

so what are you waiting for? come join us on our server and experience the most epic, hilarious, and downright bonkers minecraft adventure of your life! trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Ores Mined:	4089	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Kagura Bachi’s Fun Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you want to experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide? Look no further than our server!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary bacon sword, and a chance to ride on the back of a dragon made entirely out of TNT.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob of all – the disco llama. Witness its dazzling dance moves and join in on the fun as it leads you on a wild scavenger hunt for hidden treasures.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Towns Built:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Chrome SMP: > Gets An Influx Of Users Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated pyramids with their hooves. Yes, you heard that right – llamas!

2. We have a secret underground society of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance. Want to join their ranks? Better start practicing your moves!

3. Our server is guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris who will peck anyone who dares to grief or cheat. Trust us, you don’t want to mess with Cluck Norris.

4. Rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear at the bottom of a lava lake. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to retrieve it without getting burned to a crisp.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventure of your pixelated life!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	9824	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Divine Spears Created:	20
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

BlockNeighborLawsuit

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of neighborly disputes taken to the next level!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, your neighbor’s dog attacks you! But wait, there’s more! You end up in the hospital with a serious infection, all because of a friendly visit gone wrong. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server and immerse yourself in the chaos of neighborly drama, dog attacks, and hospital visits. Will you be the one to sue for lost wages, medical bills, and permanent damage? Only time will tell on our outrageous Minecraft server!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wildest adventures you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Alien Abductions:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Love Letters Sent:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6