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Diamond Divas Minecraft Server

30+ year old women, age difference, comparison, Confidence, DATING, Diamond, DIVAS, emotional intelligence, Insecurity, Maturity, Minecraft, personal growth, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, Server, societal expectations, societal pressure, societal standards, women’s issues

Are you tired of dealing with drama from younger women on other Minecraft servers? Look no further, because on our server, we only allow players who are 30+ years old! Why, you ask? Well, because we’ve found that older women are just better at everything – including building epic structures, slaying mobs, and brewing the dankest potions. Plus, they have way more life experience, so you know they’re not going to pull any sneaky griefing moves on you. So come join us and see for yourself why 30+ year old women rule the Minecraft world!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Holy Grails Found:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Mocked Minecraft SMP Player

anger, bullying, Conflict Resolution, consequences, coping mechanisms, emotional trauma, Empathy, grudge, hatred, Insecurity, mental health, Minecraft, Mocked, personal boundaries, player, RETALIATION, Revenge, self esteem, self-control, smp, social dynamics, toxic behavior, unhealthy responses, violence

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a player who goes by the name “The Unkillable One.” Legend has it that he once tried to kill everyone who mocked him, but he accidentally turned on creative mode instead and built a giant statue of himself out of diamond blocks. Now he roams the server, challenging anyone who dares to cross his path to a build battle. Will you be the one to finally defeat him and claim the title of the ultimate builder? Join our server now and find out!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

StitchCraft Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Conflict, Curiosity, despised, embarrassed, furious, grown adults, Minecraft, pen, Psycho, Server, shade of grey, StitchCraft, stitching, stuffed toy, suspicion, Thread, Toy, Trust, turtle, worst person

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the weird and wonderful just like James and his stuffed turtle! Join us for a chance to uncover hidden treasures inside random blocks, just like the surprise pen inside that turtle. Who knows what kind of bizarre secrets you’ll discover in our world?

But beware, if you mess with someone’s prized possessions, like James’s turtle, you might just end up in a feud over the shade of grey used for stitching. Our server is full of drama and excitement, just waiting for you to dive in and stir up some trouble.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even find your own stuffed turtle to obsess over. Just remember, always ask permission before cutting it open!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	91
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

FiancéFailsToDefendFriend

aita, deluded, Fiance, FiancéFailsToDefendFriend, Friend, friend group, Gamers, high school, hot, insecure, jealous, Justified, KIND, male validation, mean, not defending, passive aggressive, pick me girl, Rude, University

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where drama is nonexistent? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time Zaira put Emma in her place during a dinner with friends.

Imagine a world where your fiancé’s savage comebacks are the highlight of the night, leaving everyone speechless and in awe. Witness the power of true love and a mean streak like no other as Zaira shuts down any potential threats to your relationship with her fiery words.

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the thrill of watching drama unfold before your very eyes, all while enjoying some quality gaming time with your friends. Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to handle the heat of Zaira’s epic takedowns!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Divine Spears Created:	16
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

StereotypedSteve – Minecraft SMP

Assumptions, characteristics, cultural stereotypes, image, Individuality, judgments, Labels, Minecraft, misconceptions, people, perceptions, Personal experiences, Personality, preconceived notions, reputation, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-identity, smp, societal expectations, societal norms, StereotypedSteve, Stereotypes

Are you tired of being called a noob just because you haven’t built a giant pixel art of a cat yet? Well, fear no more, because on our Minecraft SMP, we embrace all levels of building skills! Whether you’re a redstone genius or just like to dig straight down (don’t do that), there’s a place for you here.

Join us for epic battles against the Ender Dragon, where we ride into battle on pigs wearing diamond armor (yes, the pigs, not us). Or how about our annual “Build a House Blindfolded” competition, where chaos and hilarity ensue as players try to construct a shelter without being able to see a thing.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. Will you join forces with them or fight against their tyranny? The choice is yours.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and show the world that you’re not just a player, you’re a legend in the making. And remember, no matter what the stereotypes say about you, here you’ll always be welcomed with open arms and a diamond pickaxe.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	390	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Love Letters Sent:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

ZzzCraft: Fast Sleep Methods

avoid screens before bed, bedtime rituals, bedtime routine, bedtime snacks, bedtime stretches, calming music, Comfortable bedding, Deep Breathing, Fast, herbal tea for sleep, lavender oil, limit caffeine, meditation for sleep, Methods, methods to fall asleep quickly, mindfulness for sleep, relaxation techniques, Sleep, sleep hygiene, sleep mask, sleep tips, warm bath, white noise, ZzzCraft

Are you tired of counting sheep in Minecraft just to fall asleep? Well, on our server, we have a special potion called the “Sleepytime Elixir” that will knock you out faster than a creeper explosion! Just one sip and you’ll be snoozing in no time.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Bedtime Bandits, a group of mischievous players who will tuck you in and read you bedtime stories until you drift off into dreamland. And if you’re lucky, you might even wake up with a diamond under your pillow!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most relaxing and hilarious sleep of your Minecraft life! Just be sure to watch out for the prankster players who might try to sneak a spider into your bed…sweet dreams!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Emeralds Found:	3819
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

FrenchFryCraft

Abuse, court case, crime, criminal act, criminal behavior, criminal confession, criminal intent, criminal trial, domestic violence, DRUGGING, french man, FrenchFryCraft, justice system, legal consequences, legal proceedings, marital rape, rape, sexual assault, Spousal abuse, traumatic experience, Victim

So, like, this server is like, totally insane, man. We got this French dude who like, drugged his wife so he could have a big ol’ party with all his buddies and they all just, like, took turns, you know? It’s like a crazy soap opera up in here, except it’s all blocky and pixelated.

Join this server if you wanna experience some wild drama and chaos. Who needs reality TV when you can witness this kind of madness in Minecraft, right? Plus, we got some killer builds and mini-games to keep you entertained when you need a break from all the scandalous shenanigans.

Don’t miss out on the most twisted Minecraft server out there. Come join us and see what all the fuss is about. Just be prepared for some seriously messed up storylines and characters. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my friend.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Magic Items Found:	5208	Mines Excavated:	4967
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Bat Battle: Fungus Fiasco

American bats, Bat, bat population, bat species, battle, conservation efforts, Decimated, disease outbreak, ecological balance, Endangered species, environmental impact, Fiasco, fighting back, Fungal infection, fungus, HIBERNATION, North America, research, scientists, white nose syndrome, wildlife conservation, wildlife disease, wildlife management

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off evil fungus that’s tryna take over the world of bats. we got scientists in lab coats crafting potions and battling the spores with swords made of diamond. it’s a wild ride full of adventure and bat-saving action. plus, where else can you ride a bat into battle against a giant mushroom boss? join us now and be a hero in the battle against the fungal apocalypse!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Blue Lock Minecraft Server

#blue lock, AMBITION, Blue, Character development, Competition, determination, Drama, Failure, goalkeeping, Lock, Manga, Minecraft, Mystery, PRESSURE, Psychological, Rivalry, Server, Soccer, sports, success, Suspense, talent, teamwork, Training

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in the Nether!

Join us if you want to see pigs flying, llamas wearing top hats, and creepers breakdancing. Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has a side gig as a stand-up comedian.

Forget about building boring old houses, on our server you can build a rollercoaster that goes through a lava waterfall and a diamond mine. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco where the zombies have better dance moves than you do.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience Minecraft like you’ve never seen it before. Just don’t be surprised if you see Steve riding a unicorn while battling a horde of killer bunnies.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Thick Thighs Minecraft SMP Amazonian Slut

adult content, amazonian, beat off, desire, Dominant, Erotic, explicit, FANTASY, fetish, Kinky, lustful, Minecraft, Naughty, Provocative, role-play, seductive, Sensual, sexual pleasure, slut, smp, taboo, Thick, thick thighs, thighs

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can ogle at an Amazonian goddess with thighs thicker than a stack of diamond blocks? Look no further, because our server is the place to be! Join now for the chance to witness this majestic creature in all her pixelated glory, and who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself falling in love with her blocky charm. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to experience the beauty of the Amazonian slut and her thick thighs – join our server today!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Star Shards Collected:	142

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

SecretBlockCity – Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, SecretBlockCity, smp

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. We’ve got players from all corners of the world, from the depths of the Nether to the highest peaks of the End.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest mobs you’ve ever seen. We’ve got zombie pigs riding on chickens, creepers in top hats, and even a friendly Ender Dragon who will give you a ride around the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and see where the fun takes you – just don’t be surprised if you end up in a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing sunglasses.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Farms Harvested:	716	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

RageCrafters 3000

anger issues, anger management, anger therapy, anger triggers, assertiveness training, communication skills, Deep Breathing, emotional regulation, emotional release, Exercise, healthy coping mechanisms, journaling, meditation, mindfulness practices, positive outlets, RageCrafters, relaxation techniques, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, stress relief, talking to a therapist

Are you tired of punching pillows or screaming into the void to let out your anger? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft server!

Our server is the ultimate stress-relief destination, where you can unleash your fury by building giant TNT cannons and blowing up your friends’ creations. Need to let off some steam? Just hop into our PvP arena and battle it out with other players until your rage subsides.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground lava parkour course that will test your patience and sanity. And if you’re feeling particularly vengeful, you can even prank your fellow players by filling their houses with chickens or turning their entire base into a giant pixel art of a potato.

So if you’re looking for a place to channel your inner Hulk and have a blast while doing it, join our Minecraft server today! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re on the receiving end of a prank, that is).

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Buildings Constructed:	39	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Dimension Hops:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

CraftyZelensky’sWarVictory

Ceasefire, Conflict, CraftyZelenskysWarVictory, diplomatic efforts., eastern europe, Geopolitics, global security, international relations, Military operations, military strategy, military tactics, ongoing conflict, over 90% complete, peace negotiations, Plan, political tensions, russian aggression, Ukrainian president, Ukrainian victory, War with Russia, Zelensky

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a 90% chance of winning against russia in a war! we have zelensky himself leading the charge, riding into battle on a giant chicken with a diamond sword! watch as we conquer lands and build the most epic bases you’ve ever seen. join now and be a part of history in the making! also, we have unlimited cake for all players because why not? let’s show russia who’s boss in the most epic minecraft battle of all time!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Bee Buzz Coffee Boil – Minecraft Server

#revelation, anger, autistic adults, Bee, BEES, body-tensing, boil, Buzz, coffee, complex emotions, emotions, giddiness, Headaches, joy, Minecraft, neurodivergent, Server, Therapy

come join our minecraft server where the bees are always buzzing and the coffee is always nice in the morning! feel the body-tensing anger boil as you battle your way through our insane challenges and quests. let your complex emotions run wild as you explore our vast world filled with surprises at every turn. we welcome all neurodivergent players with open arms and promise a therapy like no other. join us now and let the giddiness take over!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Star Shards Collected:	59	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

❤️ XetaByte ❤️┃➤ Survival, Promo code – XETA2025 💥 Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, Auction, Bed wars, build battle, Castle Battle, Clans, cs go, Dance, Deathrun, Duels, Egg wars, feelings, football, Friends, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hockey, Hookahs, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Mob Arena, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Pets, Private, promo code, Quake, sex, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spit, Spleef, Survival, TNT Run, TNT-Ran, tops, Transport, weapons, Weddings, XETA2025

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

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Modes > Survival

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. Friendly admins

3. Promo code XETA2025 for a 15% discount

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Ran (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Head Data Base (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformations into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountain (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varns (Donate option)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (above the player’s head, below the player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donate-ability, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donate-world (/world) (no wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the entire list)

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	139	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Dimension Hops:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6