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Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 2794 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 23 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 3 | Star Shards Collected: | 292 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 | Love Letters Sent: | 19 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 8 |
But wait, it gets better. Your food magically appears via other servers, and the original server only shows up again when you wave him down for the bill. And when you don’t tip (because, let’s be real, who tips in Minecraft?), he straight up yells at you across the whole server! Like, talk about virtual drama.
But hey, if you’re into chaotic servers and want to experience the virtual equivalent of a panic attack in your car, then this Minecraft server is the place for you! Join now for a wild ride of bad service and unforgettable moments. Just don’t forget to tip…or else.