Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where girls just aren’t interested in you? Look no further! Our Minecraft SMP is filled with girls who will show you signs that they are definitely not interested in you. From building giant heart-shaped pits to trap you in, to spelling out “NOPE” in diamonds, these girls will make it crystal clear that they want nothing to do with you. Join our server now for a hilarious and heartbreakingly entertaining experience!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 91/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
Battle Standards Raised: 12 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2
Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9 Phantom Rings Equipped: 10
Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • TorrusWerkbank

    TorrusWerkbank

    Welcome to the TorrusWerkbank Survival Server!

    Here you can experience classic Minecraft in survival mode without complicated extensions. Build, explore and survive alone or together with other players.

    Features:

    Dynmap: Interactive map for real-time location tracking (link to map, remove the “s” in “https”). SimpleTPA: Easy teleportation to other players. Why TorrusWerkbank? Enjoy Minecraft in a relaxed and respectful environment without annoying mods. Your ideas are welcome and everyone can help shape the server.

    Join us and experience exciting adventures!

    We look forward to seeing you!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 73 Mines Excavated: 1960
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 9
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 11
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 2

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Join Infinity Isles, where the only thing square is the blocks! 18+ and LGBTQ+ friendly.

    Join Infinity Isles, where the only thing square is the blocks! 18+ and LGBTQ+ friendly.

    Infinity Isles Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Type Semi-vanilla
    Age Restriction 18+
    Server Started March 25th
    Server Location East US Coast
    World Border 10k

    Frequently Asked Questions

    Q: What makes Infinity Isles unique?

    A: Infinity Isles is a semi-vanilla, whitelisted server with a focus on community and quality of life enhancements while preserving the essence of vanilla gameplay.

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: To join the server, you must apply on our Discord server at https://discord.gg/infinityisles

    Q: Are there any age restrictions to join?

    A: Yes, players must be 18 years old or older to join Infinity Isles.

    Q: What are some unique features of Infinity Isles?

    A: Features include a player-run shopping district, bi-weekly events, resource worlds, and non-pay-to-win donation perks.

    Q: How can I contribute to the server?

    A: Players can contribute to the server by donating through the Tebex platform at https://infinityisles.tebex.io/.

    Q: Is there active staff support on the server?

    A: Yes, Infinity Isles has a team of friendly staff members available to assist players in need.

    Q: How can I stay connected with the community?

    A: Join the active community on Discord where players chat in channels and voice chats regularly.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 14 Animals Bred: 195
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Epic Quests Completed: 16 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 6 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Crafty Leftist Minecraft Server

    Crafty Leftist Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further than our server, where we have scientifically proven that playing Minecraft increases your IQ by 100 points! That’s right, forget about studying or reading books, just join our server and watch your brain power skyrocket!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret potion in the game that turns you into a genius for 24 hours. Imagine building the most epic structures and solving complex puzzles with ease, all thanks to our magical potion!

    And if you’re worried about brain damage, don’t be! We have a team of brain surgeons on standby in case anything goes wrong. So come join us on our server and become the smartest player in Minecraft history – no inbreeding required!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12
    Star Shards Collected: 170 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Mythical Relics Collected: 10 Portal Loops Escaped: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Period Minecraft SMP Chuubas

    Period Minecraft SMP Chuubas
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. We have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. Will you join forces with the chickens or fight against them?

    2. Our server is home to the legendary “Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny,” said to grant its wielder the power to control time and space. But be warned, it’s guarded by a pack of rabid wolves who only respond to interpretive dance.

    3. Every full moon, the trees in our server come to life and start throwing apples at unsuspecting players. It’s a fruit-filled frenzy that you won’t want to miss!

    4. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. But be careful, because if you don’t give him enough attention, he’ll blow up your house in a fit of ghostly rage.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest adventures of your life! Just be sure to pack some extra torches and a sense of humor.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 9 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Demon Skulls Collected: 33
    Epic Battles Fought: 19 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14 Phantom Rings Equipped: 21
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • FormulaCraft Minecraft Server

    FormulaCraft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of respecting parenting decisions…unless they involve not feeding a hungry baby! Join us for the most chaotic and outrageous adventures, just like the time our player had to feed their niece formula to save the day! Who knew Minecraft could be so wild? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself – just don’t forget to bring your own baby formula!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 14 Astral Amulets Crafted: 17
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 14
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Astral Staffs Crafted: 18

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • MakeupMayhemCraft

    MakeupMayhemCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that values your makeup skills? Look no further than our server, where we appreciate a good matte face with a shiny lid look!

    Join us for outrageous makeup challenges where you can show off your curated makeup collection. Don’t worry about anyone inspecting your makeup bag – we only care about your creativity and skills!

    And if you ever need a professional makeup artist, don’t worry – we’ve got you covered. Just like the bride who insisted on new makeup for her wedding, we’ll make sure you look camera-ready for all your in-game adventures.

    So come join us on the most glamorous Minecraft server around, where your makeup game is just as important as your building skills. Who knew pixelated blocks could look this fabulous?

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7
    Meteorite Armor Created: 19 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 15
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Horror Stories Survived: 1
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • EnablingEnderman Minecraft SMP

    EnablingEnderman Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the party’s at! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and shenanigans that will have you questioning your sanity.

    We have a strict “no boring builds allowed” policy, so get ready to unleash your creativity and build the most outrageous structures you can think of. From giant toilet houses to pixel art of Nicolas Cage, the possibilities are endless!

    But that’s not all – we also have a thriving economy based on trading rare items like enchanted golden carrots and diamond-encrusted pickaxes. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can even participate in our weekly “Deathmatch Monday” events where players battle it out in a gladiator-style arena for epic loot.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and let the insanity begin! Who knows, you might even become the next legend of our server, known far and wide for your wacky builds and crazy antics.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 5518
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 27 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 12 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 19 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • HateTrendCraft

    HateTrendCraft
    Are you tired of all those boring Minecraft servers with the same old trends? Look no further, because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join us if you can’t stand the trend of building boring old houses and want to create a giant toilet-shaped mansion instead. Yes, you heard that right – we encourage all our players to embrace their inner plumber and build the most outrageous toilets you can imagine. Who needs a castle when you can have a throne room fit for a king?

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. Join forces with these feathered warriors as they battle against the evil Sheep Empire in epic, high-stakes showdowns. Will you fight for the side of clucks or bleats? The choice is yours!

    So if you’re ready to ditch the boring trends and embrace the absurdity, come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Who knows what hilarious adventures await you in this wacky world?

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 14 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
    Orbs of Power Found: 8 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Rainbows Spotted: 2
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • WeCanGoMining

    WeCanGoMining

    Fast-paced box PvP action, intense battles, custom gear, and non-stop fun! Join WeCanGoMining today!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 6 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 15 Forbidden Relics Collected: 8
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • VerifiedPlus

    VerifiedPlus

    Vote For Verified+ Here! Season 1 Started 9/18/24 Become A OG now! New Survival SMP, Crystal PVP, SMP PVP, and good fighters!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    New Chunks Explored: 35022 Whispering Caves Entered: 2
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Join the No-Drama Vanilla Club – Where Even the Creepers Respect Personal Space! 1.20 Update now available!

    Join the No-Drama Vanilla Club – Where Even the Creepers Respect Personal Space! 1.20 Update now available!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Platform Server Address Port
    Java (PC/MAC/Linux) mc.peacefulvanilla.club None
    Bedrock (PE/Console) bedrock.peacefulvanilla.club 19132

    FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

    How do I connect to the server?

    For Java players, connect to mc.peacefulvanilla.club. For Bedrock players, connect to bedrock.peacefulvanilla.club with port 19132. You can also add “Nifty Nemesis” as a friend on Bedrock and connect through the multiplayer friends tab.

    Is PvP allowed on the server?

    PvP is restricted to designated arenas on the server. In other areas, there is no PvP, creating a stress-free environment.

    Are there map resets on the server?

    Since its inception in Summer 2019, the server’s map has remained untouched. There are no map resets, providing a continuous and evolving world.

    How can I protect my territory on the server?

    You can secure your land by claiming it with a unique block. Obtain your first claim block after 30 minutes of playtime, and purchase more at the spawn.

    Is there an in-game economy on the server?

    Yes, the server features a player-managed economy where you can set up shops with villagers, rent and sell areas to other players, and engage in various economic activities.

    Are there playtime ranks on the server?

    Yes, your playtime on the server matters as you can unlock rewards and permissions by ascending through playtime ranks. The more you play, the higher you rank.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Star Shards Collected: 134
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Epic Battles Fought: 7 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 39

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Throne & Liberty Minecraft Server

    Throne & Liberty Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Imagine a world where you can battle it out in intense PvP matches while also embarking on thrilling MMORPG quests. This server is like no other, it’s like a mix of Korean drama and Minecraft madness!

    Join us on September 26th for Early Access and witness the chaos unfold. Will you be the one to claim the throne and liberty for all? Or will you be defeated by the forces of darkness and never see the light of day again?

    Don’t miss out on the full release on October 1st, where the stakes are higher, the quests are crazier, and the battles are more intense than ever before. Trust us, you won’t want to miss this epic adventure!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience the ultimate Minecraft server like never before. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of Throne and Liberty!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4 Immortal Potions Brewed: 9
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6196 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8777 Players Killed by Monsters: 4700

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Switch Minecraft SMP Console PC Funny

    Switch Minecraft SMP Console PC Funny
    Are you tired of being stuck on your console like a sad potato while all the cool kids are playing on PC? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a whole new world of possibilities that will make your console cry tears of envy.

    Picture this: you’re mining away in the depths of a cave, when suddenly a wild creeper appears out of nowhere and blows you up. But fear not, on our SMP, you can respawn with a brand new set of diamond armor and a pet dragon to help you exact revenge on that pesky creeper.

    And that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that roams the lands and grants wishes to those who are brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player even managed to ride the Diamond Unicorn into battle against an army of evil mobs and emerged victorious.

    So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your console woes and join us on our Minecraft SMP for a gaming experience like no other. Who needs consoles when you can have pet dragons and Diamond Unicorns, am I right?

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 Endless Legions Commanded: 38
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 5 Epic Shields Constructed: 23
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 19
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 6
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • InstaBlock Minecraft Server

    InstaBlock Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of dealing with a controlling partner? Look no further! Join our server for a safe space where you can build and mine without the fear of someone demanding you remove all your male followers on Instagram.

    Our server is a place where you can post all the bikini pics and sports bra selfies you want without anyone telling you to take them down. We encourage self-expression and freedom, so feel free to show off those abs and climb those virtual rocks without judgment.

    Plus, our server is filled with supportive players who will never give you an ultimatum between them and your male followers. We believe in trust and respect, so you can sip on virtual drinks with your virtual girlfriends without any drama.

    So come join us on the most liberating Minecraft server out there! Build, explore, and be yourself without any controlling boyfriends breathing down your neck. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with real-life ultimatums.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 8 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Enchanted Armories Found: 10 Astral Projections Made: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • BlockyBridezilla

    BlockyBridezilla
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where we believe in sibling rivalry taken to the next level! Join us for a chance to settle your differences with your sister in a virtual world where anything is possible.

    Imagine a scenario where you and your sister are competing to build the most extravagant wedding dress in Minecraft. Will you go for a traditional white gown or a daring neon pink creation? The choice is yours!

    But beware, as snarky comments and passive-aggressive remarks are the norm on our server. Get ready to defend your build and your honor as you navigate through family drama and Minecraft challenges.

    So, if you’re looking for a server where you can unleash your creativity and settle scores with your sister in a hilarious and outrageous way, look no further! Join us now and let the wedding dress wars begin!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Enchantments Applied: 152
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 27

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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