NoThankYouPlsMC SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	460
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	486
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Villages Defended:	12
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Endless Night Skies:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Towns Built:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people actually play by the rules and act like civilized human beings? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and a whole lot of shenanigans. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Feel like starting a prank war that ends with someone’s house being filled with chickens? Why not!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a mysterious player who roams the land on a giant chicken mount, bestowing gifts of feathers and eggs upon those who prove themselves worthy. Will you be the next chosen one?

So come on down and join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember, anything goes on our server – so buckle up and get ready for a wild ride!

Eternal Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Die, die long tail, die rightoid, die rightoid long tail, die rightoid tag, die tag, die tag long tail, ETERNAL, long tail die, long tail rightoid, long tail tag, Quest, RIGHTOID, rightoid die, rightoid die long tail, rightoid die rightoid, rightoid die rightoid tag, rightoid die tag, rightoid die tag long tail, rightoid long tail, rightoid tag, rightoid tag long tail

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5919
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Zombie Dances:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Gods Slained:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	31
Dragons Tamed:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is the absolute bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?

CraftyDroneWars

aerial attacks, Conflict, CraftyDroneWars, cyber warfare, drone strikes, drone warfare, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, military technology, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, political implications, russia, sabotage, security threats, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare tactics

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	168
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	74	Love Letters Sent:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Zombie Dances:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Yo, dis server be off da hook, like Ukrainian drones flying 500 miles to wreck 5% of Russia’s oil refining, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna be part of da craziest shenanigans in da blocky world. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers straight up wildin’ out. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a potato, den you might.

Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6834
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2276
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Emeralds Found:	3660	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Endless Night Skies:	1

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7106
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Mines Excavated:	3707	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Buildings Constructed:	34	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Void Armor Forged:	23	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5881
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	New Chunks Explored:	425418
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7151
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Buildings Constructed:	21
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Ores Mined:	4735
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7516
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Farms Harvested:	209	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Holy Grails Found:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Runes Activated:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!

QuranBurnerGamer420

#Quran, Burning, controversy, crime, extremism, freedom of speech, hate crime, intolerance, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, murder, QuranBurnerGamer420, Radicalism, Religion, religious freedom, shot dead, Sweden, tragic, violence

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2924
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Alien Abductions:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA. ALSO, WE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR THAT MAKES U LOOK LIKE A FANCY LLAMA.

ONE TIME, A CREEPER TRIED TO STEAL ALL OUR DIAMONDS BUT WE LURED IT INTO A TRAP FILLED WITH CAKE AND IT EXPLODED INTO CONFETTI.

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER BASE FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SELL UNICORN SADDLES.

COME JOIN US AND BECOME A PART OF OUR WACKY MINECRAFT FAMILY. JUST WATCH OUT FOR THE ZOMBIE CHICKENS, THEY’RE A LITTLE CLUCKY.

NeuroCraft: Bio Mimic Neuron Fun

0.13 Hz, 147.1 Hz, artificial neuron, bio, biological processes, Concept, electrochemical, frequency range, Fun, Innovative, mimic, NeuroCraft, neuromorphic, neuromorphic perception system, neuron, organic electrochemical neurons, organic electrochemical transistors, Perception, real, scientists, semiconductor, System, vertical architecture

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1838
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Runes Activated:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Divine Spears Created:	17	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

yOu gOtta jOin dis server, cuz we gOt scientists makin’ crazy sh*t like artificial electrochemical neurons dat mimic real biological processes. yOu can be a part of dis neuromorphic perception system and experience da power of organic electrochemical transistors. We got a vertical architecture dat will blow yo mind and a frequency range from 0.13 to 147.1 Hz. Join now and be a part of dis insane experiment, cuz who needs real life when you can have Minecraft craziness like dis!

Pixel Anime Haven 1.20.4

1.20.4, animation, Anime, anime industry, Beloved, better, Childhood, classic, Cultural, Entertainment, fan favorite, Haven, iconic, japanese, Memories, Nostalgia, old school, PIXEL, Popular, Retro, Traditional, used to be, vintage

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8374
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Yo, bros, if you’re tired of watching anime and feeling like it’s just not hitting the same anymore, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got pixelated waifus that will make you question your reality and make you forget all about those disappointing new anime series.

Join us and experience a world where anime is still poppin’ and the adventures are endless. Plus, our creepers are dressed up as your favorite anime characters, so you never know who might blow up next!

Don’t miss out on the chance to relive the glory days of anime in Minecraft form. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by those creeper anime characters)!

SassyAnimalTalk – Minecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal behavior study, animal cognition, animal communication, Animal communication skills, Animal intelligence, animal interactions, animal language, animal psychology, animal rudeness, Animal rudeness traits, animal social behavior, animal vocalization, Animals, Communication, Ethology, Minecraft, rude animals, SassyAnimalTalk, smp, species behavior, Talking Animals, zoology

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3414
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! Like, the pigs on this server are so rude, they’re always oinking at you in a sassy way like “oink oink, get out of my way peasant” and the cows are mooing insults at you like “mooove over loser”. It’s like a farmyard full of mean girls, but in Minecraft form! And don’t even get me started on the sheep, they’re always baa-ing at you with attitude like “baaack off, I’m fabulous”. It’s a total zoo of sass and I love it! So come join us and experience the most savage animal kingdom in Minecraft history, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a chicken, they’re the worst, always clucking behind your back. #SavageAnimals #MinecraftDrama #JoinNowLOLZ 🐷🐮🐑🐔🐔🐔

CraftyMillionaire

Charity, CraftyMillionaire, dream come true, Dream lifestyle, financial freedom, financial independence, Financial Planning, Financial Security, first thing, Generosity, immediate action, Investments, life changing, Long-term goals, luxury, million dollar question, million dollars, sudden wealth, unexpected money, wealth, windfall

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	6128
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Buildings Constructed:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

If you were given a million diamonds today on our Minecraft server, the first thing you should do is build yourself a diamond castle fit for a Minecraft king! And don’t forget to hire a team of diamond-armored guards to protect your precious loot from any sneaky creepers trying to steal it. Join our server now and start living the lavish Minecraft life you deserve!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Canada, CraftyCanuck, cross-border relations, diplomatic relations, Economy, foreign policy, global economy, Government, import/export, international trade, leadership, Minecraft, negotiations, North America, Politics, protectionism, RETALIATION, Server, strong response, Tariffs, trade war, trudeau, trump

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	2438
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

so, like, this server is, like, totally amazeballs. like, you gotta join cuz we have, like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items. and, like, our admin is a ninja who can, like, do backflips and stuff.

also, like, there’s a rumor that Herobrine, like, totally hangs out on our server. he’s, like, the ultimate boss and if you defeat him, you get, like, a million diamonds.

plus, like, we have this epic PvP arena where you can battle other players and show off your mad skills. and, like, the winner gets to ride a dragon around the server for a whole day.

so, like, come join our server and be part of the most epic Minecraft adventure ever! it’s gonna be, like, totally lit, bro.

CraftyReichBanter

afd, Ban, Coalition, controversy, CraftyReichBanter, debate, Decision making, Democracy, disagreement, extremism, far right, German politics, germany, Government, lawmakers, nationalist, opposition, Parliament, political parties, right wing

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	5062
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	63	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Magic Items Found:	7785	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

so, like, imagine this: a minecraft server where german lawmakers are all like, “yo, should we ban the far-right AfD or nah?” and they can’t even agree on it! it’s like a soap opera drama unfolding in a virtual world! join our server for all the political chaos and craziness you can handle. plus, we have secret underground meetings where we plot world domination with our pixelated pickaxes. come join the fun and see where the drama takes us next!