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NeighborlyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, clean, Conflict, death, Favor, Gate, guests, Help, hospice, HOTELS, House, Introvert, mail, Minecraft, neighbor, NeighborlyCraft, RELATIVES, roof, Server, Sleeping accommodations, Spouse, vacation, well off

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	768
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Crops Grown:	1589	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Are you tired of being the neighborhood doormat? Do you dread the thought of having to host unwanted guests in your home? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life obligations!

Join our server and build a virtual fortress where you never have to let annoying neighbors in or cater to their every whim. Let your creativity run wild as you construct a mansion with impenetrable gates to keep out any unwanted visitors.

And if you ever feel guilty about avoiding your neighbor in real life, just hop on our server and unleash your frustrations by unleashing a horde of virtual zombies on their pixelated house. Trust us, it’s a lot more satisfying than fixing their gate for the umpteenth time.

So why waste your time dealing with annoying neighbors when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest introvert fantasies? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you!

GiftGateCraft

Boundaries, Christmas drama, Christmas presents, Communication Issues, family conflicts, family dynamics, family pressure, gift etiquette, gift expectations, gift giving, gift regrets, GiftGateCraft, Gratitude, Heated Blanket, holiday traditions, long term grudges, Resentment, sibling relationships, sister drama, spoiled children

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2366
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Crops Grown:	1417
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where heated blanket drama is a thing of the past! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of the misplaced blanket in this post.

Imagine a world where every block you mine leads to a new adventure, just like the never-ending saga of the heated blanket. Will you be the hero who finally gives the gift, or will you stand your ground like a true Minecraft warrior?

Don’t let the blanket drama get you down, join our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a heated blanket hidden deep within the mines, just waiting to be claimed by a grateful player.

So come on, join us on this crazy journey where blankets are the ultimate prize and family drama is just another block to be mined. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement in the world of Minecraft? Let’s dig in and see where the adventure takes us!

LoopholeLooter Minecraft SMP

LoopholeLooter, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6540
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Mines Excavated:	1442
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory of servers! We have so many crazy loopholes that will blow your mind. Like, one time I found a secret tunnel that led to a diamond mine guarded by llamas wearing top hats. And if you join our server, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs every hour. It’s like living in a fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies trying to ruin the party. So come join us and experience the wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocky Bros: Booty vs Chest

attractiveness, beauty standards, blocky, body image, body positivity, Boobs, BOOTY, bros, butt, chest, comparison, curves, Femininity, gender differences, Masculinity, Men, Physical attraction, physical features, Preferences, relationships, self-confidence, self-perception, societal standards, Women

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5848
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Votes:	5404	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Magic Items Found:	8495	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	3646	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Endless Night Skies:	4

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will make your butt vs boobs debate pale in comparison? Look no further! Our server is like the ultimate showdown between Steve’s square butt and his blocky pecs. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget which body part you were even arguing about. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that awaits on our server!

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

arms development, arms trade, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCommies, defense alliances, Defense Contracts, defense industry, eastern europe, FOREIGN AID, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, military cooperation, military support, military technology, Minecraft, political controversy, precision-guided bombs, russia, Server, Taiwanese company, Ukraine, war technology

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7558
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have taiwanese company building precision-guided bombs for russia to use in ukraine BUT WAIT there’s more! we also have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and unicorns that poop rainbows for you to ride on! join now for a chance to battle against a giant zombie chicken boss and win a diamond-encrusted toilet seat as a prize! don’t miss out on all the wacky fun, join now!

TerritoryTussleMC

annexation, border disputes, Conflict Resolution, Crimea, donetsk, eastern europe, european union, Geopolitics, international relations, Luhansk, military aggression, military conflict, nato, occupation, political tension, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, Territory loss, TerritoryTussleMC, Ukraine, War

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2659
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	19	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
New Chunks Explored:	178444	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Star Shards Collected:	230
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the land be disappearing faster than you can say “creeper”? Like, Ukraine be losing 20 sq km of territory every dang day, and the Russians be snatching up 3,600 sq km in just one year! It’s like a real life game of capture the flag, but with way higher stakes and way more explosions.

Join our server and be part of the action! Build your base, gather your resources, and watch out for those sneaky Russian players trying to claim your land. Will you be a hero defending your turf, or will you be a villain seizing territory left and right? The choice is yours, but remember – in this server, there are no rules, only chaos.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the land is constantly shifting and the battles never end. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Dad Jokes R Us

bad jokes, Cheesy jokes, classic jokes, comedy, corny jokes, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, dad puns, dadisms, funny, groaners, humor, jokes, lame jokes, Laughter, old jokes, one-liners, punny jokes, Puns, silly jokes

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4796
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance like nobody’s watching. we got diamond armor for days and unlimited cake for all the hungry gamers out there.

if you join dis server, you’ll be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of your pickaxe. plus, our resident villager, Steve, tells the best dad jokes in all of minecraft land.

we also have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and a pet dragon named Fluffy who loves to roast marshmallows with his fiery breath.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. just remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Challenges, Community, competitive, Crafting, Events, Exploring, Friends, Fun, gameplay, Minecraft, multiplayer, Only, PvE, PvP, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	3772
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Divine Spears Created:	21	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

4fd6.vanillaboxmc.ru

GoatZone Reborn

amazing, Battles, BUILD, collaborations, Community, Discord, Events, GoatZone, Gts, Join, Minecraft, Modded, ONLINE, pokemon, reborn, Server, smp, Thrive, together, Trade, trainer, VOICE

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7520
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Potions Brewed:	145	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Divine Spears Created:	19	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3

Cobblemon SMP Overview

What We Offer
Cobblemon Mod: Dive into the perfect blend of Pokémon and Minecraft and catch them all alongside our community!
Player-Centric Social Gameplay: Engage in trading, battles, and collaborations with fellow players.
Global Trade System (GTS): Trade seamlessly with players, even when they’re offline.
Community-Focused Events: From easter eggs to tournaments and legendary occurrences, there’s always something happening, so don’t miss out!
Active Discord server: Even when you’re not online on our Minecraft server, you can always find people to chat with within our active Discord server!

If you’re ready to join a server where your voice matters and your Cobblemon thrives, come check us out! Join us here.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the Cobblemon SMP server?	To join the server, you can connect through the provided Discord link: https://discord.gg/wSyCvCGry4
Do I need any specific mods to play on the server?	Yes, you will need the Cobblemon Mod to fully experience the Pokémon and Minecraft fusion on the server.
Are there regular community events on the server?	Yes, there are often community events such as tournaments, legendary occurrences, and more. Stay tuned for updates!
Is the server community-friendly?	Absolutely! We focus on building a tight-knit, friendly community where players can interact and collaborate with each other.

Epic Adventure Quests 1.21

Adventure, Bonding, brotherhood, brotherly love, camaraderie, Companionship, Connection, emotions, Empathy, Epic, Fraternity, friendship, Kinship, Memories, Nostalgia, Quests, Reminiscing, shared experiences, solidarity, Support, togetherness, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3559
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Yo, have you ever felt like you’re stuck in a boring old reality, just mining away with no purpose?

Well, guess what? This Minecraft server is here to save you from the mundane!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and mind-blowing creations that will make you question everything you thought you knew about blocky worlds.

Forget about boring old survival mode, on this server, anything goes!

We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind and take your gameplay to a whole new level.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible!

EnunCITY Minecraft Server

aging, annoyance, asking for clarification, Assertiveness, Communication Issues, effective communication, enunciating clearly, EnunCITY, Frustration, hearing loss, husband-wife communication, L.A. accent, language barriers, marriage problems, Minecraft, patience, relationship dynamics, repeating oneself, Respect, Server, tone of voice, Understanding

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7476
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Farms Harvested:	804
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Chimeras Created:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Ores Mined:	1546

Are you tired of repeating yourself to your husband like a broken record player? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the solution to all your problems! Join us and escape the endless cycle of repeating every sentence you say to your hubby.

Our server is like a magical land where your words are heard loud and clear the first time you say them. No need to stand facing your husband until he looks directly at you, just hop on our server and communicate with ease.

And the best part? You can speak as fast as you want with your L.A. accent, no need to slow down for anyone! Say goodbye to annoying looks and Japanese confusion, and hello to a world where your voice is always crystal clear.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where communication is key and repeating yourself is a thing of the past. Don’t be the butt of annoying looks and disrespectful remarks, join us and speak your mind without hesitation!

NudeNinjaCraft

aita, best friends, blocked, DATING, DESPERATE, ex, FaceTime, Friends, Girlfriend, hate me, lying.., making fun, NudeNinjaCraft, please her, proof, Screenshot, sending nudes, sex, talking behind back, touching himself

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3144
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Villages Defended:	15
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	93
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and betrayal, just like this insane story! Are you ready to navigate through friendships turned sour, exes dating each other, and nudes being sent behind backs? Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good plot twist and unexpected turns. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama firsthand in our Minecraft world? Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you!

CraftyCountryPicker

Adventure, climate, Community, Country, CraftyCountryPicker, culture, dream, Dream destination, expat life, Explore, Foreign, immigration, Job Opportunities, Language, Lifestyle, Live, new beginnings, Relocation, scenery, travel, Wanderlust

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3062
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Gods Slained:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Are you tired of living in boring old reality? Come join our Minecraft server and choose from a variety of wacky countries to live in! Want to live in a country where pigs rule and humans drool? We got you covered! How about a country where the sky is made of cheese and the rivers flow with chocolate milk? We’ve got that too! Join us for a wild ride through the craziest countries you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

AeroCraft Minecraft Server

Aerocraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3396
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Votes:	1614
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	300
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8368
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Magic Wands Crafted:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where we have epic battles in the sky like azerbaijan airlines but without the plane crashes cuz we got epic pilots who can dodge anything even creepers and zombies. our server is so lit that even herobrine wants to join but we said nah bro you too scary. come build your own epic airline and fly to crazy destinations like the nether and the end. trust us, you won’t regret it cuz our server is the bomb like tnt but without the explosions cuz we got epic safety measures in place. join now and be part of the most insane minecraft adventure ever!

NaziCraft: Zurich Summit

afd, attended, Blood & Honour, controversial, DECEMBER, Europe, Event, extremism, far right, German, hate group, Junge Tat, Militant, NaziCraft, neo-nazis, ORGANIZED, politicians, Politics, Speech, summit, switzerland, Zürich

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7395
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Emeralds Found:	2476

Players:	99/100	Votes:	5191
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Star Shards Collected:	240
Chimeras Created:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2