lol this server is like the real world but with no textbooks!! u can run around and mine blocks and build stuff without any boring books telling u what to do. join us if u wanna escape the textbook life and live in a world where the only rules are the ones u make up!! plus, rumor has it there’s a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of evil chickens. u gotta join to find out if it’s true!! come on, what are u waiting for?? let’s get crafting!!
NoTextbookRealWorld
NormieWeirdo Minecraft SMP
Bro, have you ever heard of this Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, totally insane, dude. Like, the owner is a unicorn who farts rainbows and the admins are actually aliens from outer space. And get this, the currency on the server is not diamonds or emeralds, but actual pieces of cheese. Yeah, you heard me right, CHEESE.But wait, there’s more. The main goal of the server is to build the tallest tower made entirely out of mashed potatoes. And every full moon, there’s a massive dance party where everyone has to wear chicken costumes. It’s like a cult, but with more blocky graphics.
Oh, and did I mention that the mobs on the server are all friendly and just want to give you hugs? Yeah, no more creepers blowing up your stuff, now they just want to cuddle. It’s like living in a weird, alternate universe where everything is just… weirdly normal.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you question your sanity, come join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the flying llamas, they’re a real doozy.
BlockyLoveGoneWrong
Are you tired of your significant other spending more time with their phone than with you? Well, we have the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft server!Our server is so addicting, your partner won’t even have time to check their phone. They’ll be too busy building epic structures, battling mobs, and exploring our crazy custom biomes.
Plus, studies have shown that couples who play Minecraft together have a stronger bond. So why waste time arguing about who left the toilet seat up when you could be working together to defeat the Ender Dragon?
Join our server today and watch your relationship blossom like a beautiful red tulip in a field of creepers.
Creeper Cannibal Resort
LOLZ JOIN OUR SERVER OR U MIGHT END UP LIKE THESE TRAPPED MINERS WHO HAD TO EAT EACH OTHER CUZ THE POLICE COULDN’T FIND THEM HAHAHAHA. OUR SERVER IS SO LIT THAT U WON’T EVEN NEED TO EAT UR FRIENDS, JUST COME AND BUILD EPIC STUFF WITH US. WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS AND CREEPERS THAT DANCE TO GANGNAM STYLE. SO WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW BEFORE U BECOME A CANNIBAL LOLZ.Ethereal SMP
Ethereal SMP Server Overview
Server Name Ethereal SMP Features - RTP
- /sit, /spin and more!
- Teams system
- Money system (diamonds = $100)
- Custom advancements
Discord Join the Discord IP Address play.etherealsmp.net FAQs
Q: How often does the server reset?
A: The server resets every year.
Q: Can I create my own team on the server?
A: Yes, you can create your own team with your friends.
Q: How does the money system work?
A: Diamonds are equivalent to $100 in the server’s economy. Compete with other players to see who can be the richest!
Q: Are there custom advancements on the server?
A: Yes, there are custom advancements added by a plugin, giving players more goals to achieve.
WeekendWarrior Minecraft SMP
OMG guys, my weekend was like totally epic! I joined this super cool Minecraft SMP and let me tell you, it was lit AF! Like, there were flying pigs everywhere and the trees were made of rainbow blocks. I even found a secret cave filled with diamond chickens, like what even is that?! And get this, the owner of the server is actually a unicorn in disguise, like what a plot twist, am I right? So if you wanna have a weekend as wild as mine, you gotta join this SMP ASAP! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to fun or something, lolololol.