NotCraftyButFunny

Celebrities, celebrity news, Entertainment, fads, fashion, Gaming, gossip, influencers, Lifestyle, Mainstream, movies, Music, NotCraftyButFunny, pop culture trends, popular culture, social media, sports, Technology, television, trends, viral

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	7504
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Ores Mined:	7137	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Dimension Hops:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	290	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Do you find yourself yawning at the thought of joining those boring, mainstream Minecraft servers? Are you tired of the same old vanilla gameplay and lackluster community? Well, look no further, because our server is here to save you from the clutches of mediocrity!

Join our server and embark on a wild adventure filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and talking llamas! Our world is filled with hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and even a dragon that moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends.

But that’s not all! Our community is like no other, with players from all corners of the globe coming together to form the most dysfunctional family you’ll ever be a part of. From epic build battles to impromptu dance parties, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us and experience the madness for yourself? Who needs popularity when you can have pure, unadulterated chaos? Join us now and prepare for the ride of a lifetime!

Elemental Nexus 1.20

Amanogawa Shiina 天ノ川しいな, Ayase Yuu 絢世ユウ, Chisaka Airi 千坂アイリ, Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー, Eimi Isami 勇エイミ, Elemental, Ember Amane 天音エンバー, Erina Makina エリナ・マキナ, Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ, Gram Pico 倉夢ぴこ, Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり, Hikanari Hina 光鳴ひな, Himemiya Rie 姫宮りえ, Jelly Hoshiumi 星海ジェリー, Kaminari Clara 歌美鳴クララ., Kaneko Lumi 金子瑠美, Kannagi Loki 巫ロキ, Kokoromo Memory 恋衣めもり, Komachi Panko 小町ぱんこ, Lia 鈴香アシェリア, Muu Muyu むうむゆ, Nexus, PCG, phase connect, Phase Connect General, Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ, Remilia Nephys レミリア・ネフィス, Runie Ruse ルニ・ルーズ, Saya Sairroxs サヤ・サイロクサス, Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる, Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ, Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8396
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Dimension Hops:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	162

Yo, bros and broettes, check out this Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like a creeper exploding in your face, but in a good way! Join this server for a wild ride with characters like Lia, Nasa, Iori, Uruka, Michiru, Maemi, Pippa, and more! These peeps are so cool, they’ll make your diamond armor look like leather scraps!

But wait, there’s more! Get ready to meet Lumi, Dizzy, Jelly, Ember, Remilia, Airi, Shiina, Rie, Makina, Panko, and the list goes on! These guys are the real deal, they’ll make you want to mine for diamonds all day and night!

And don’t forget about Runie, Eimi, Muu, Hina, and Saya! These legends will have you building the sickest castles and redstone contraptions you’ve ever seen!

Oh, and we can’t leave out Kannagi, Memory, Pico, Yuu, and Clara! These guys are like the Ender Dragon of the server, they’ll have you enchanted with their skills and charisma!

So, what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server now and experience the craziest adventure of your life! It’s like riding a pig off a cliff, but landing in a pool of diamonds! Let’s goooooo!

Crazy Craft Kingdom

Community, Craft, crazy, desuarchive.org, Edition, Gaming, habits, haha, i hate myself, Kingdom, mega.nz, multiplayer, ONLINE, Popular, posscraft, posshouse, Posspular edition, roadkill, Server, steamcommunity, Tag, tagmap, Trash

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	556
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Crops Grown:	9924	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

Yo yo yo, come join the craziest Minecraft server out there! We got memes, we got roadkill, we got tagmaps, we got posshouse, we got posscraft, we got it all! Don’t hate yourself, just come join the fun at 51.81.50.249:25565. Let’s get wild and build some epic stuff together! See you there, gamers! #haha #posshouse #posscraft

CatNapperCraft

breeding cats, cat adoption, cat behavior, cat breeder, cat breeding, cat chemistry, cat jelling, cat neuter, cat ownership, cat rehoming, cat relationships, cat welfare, CatNapperCraft, genetic diversity, hoarding colony, Maine Coon, neutering, rescue cat, skittish cat, submissive cat

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1323
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Towns Built:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	199	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a Maine Coon cat named Mr. Fluffykins as our official mascot!

Mr. Fluffykins was a wish.com Maine Coon, but don’t let that fool you – he’s the king of the server! He’s also a total himbo and gets along with all the other cats, even the ones with a bit of a bitchcraft attitude.

Join our server for the chance to interact with Mr. Fluffykins and help him navigate through the crazy world of Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to witness him trying to beat the other cats in a battle royale!

But beware, there may be some pushy cattery owners trying to steal Mr. Fluffykins for breeding purposes. Will you stand up to them and protect our beloved feline friend? Or will you join forces with them and become a cat breeding master in the world of Minecraft?

Join now and experience the drama, the chaos, and the pure hilarity of our Maine Coon-filled Minecraft server. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – Mr. Fluffykins is waiting for you!

CraftyDrugDisaster

Bad trip, CraftyDrugDisaster, drug abuse recovery, drug addiction, drug dangers, drug misuse, drug overdose, drug overdose awareness, drug overdose prevention, drug overdose symptoms, drug overdose treatment, drug rehabilitation, drug side effects, drug withdrawal, Hallucinations, illegal drugs, prescription drugs, recreational drugs, substance abuse, worst drug experience

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3905
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	90	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t give you the rush you’re looking for? Well, look no further because our server is like a drug trip you’ll never forget!

Join us for a wild ride where you’ll mine diamonds while dodging creepers on a rollercoaster made of lava. Our server is so addictive, you’ll feel like you’re on a high every time you log in.

But be warned, our server is not for the faint of heart. You might encounter psychedelic mobs that will blow your mind, or find yourself in a maze of illusions that will leave you questioning reality.

So if you’re ready to experience the craziest Minecraft server of your life, join us now and get ready for a trip you’ll never forget!

HolyCraft Minecraft Server

Africa, beheading, brutality, CHRISTIANS, Church, Democratic Republic of Congo, extremism, Holycraft, human rights violation, international news, Islamic militants, massacre, Minecraft, persecution, religious conflict, religious freedom, religious intolerance, religious minorities, religious persecution, Server, Terrorism, tragic event, violence

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	7335
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57
Dragons Tamed:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	10

LOL yall need to join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got Islamic militants beheading 70 Christians in a Church in the Democratic Republic of Congo! But don’t worry, we got diamond armor to protect you from those crazy mobs! Join now for a wild adventure like no other, where you’ll have to fight off mobs and build your own epic base to survive. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure and rare items waiting for you to discover! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the insanity begin!

MacronCraft: No Weakness, Only Blocks

Allies, Assertiveness, blocks, Diplomacy, european union, foreign policy, France, G7, international relations, leadership, Macron, MacronCraft, negotiations, Politics, power dynamics, putin, russia, strength, summit, trump, united states, Weakness

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6278
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	72	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Potions Brewed:	60	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

so, like, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s like, totally lit and full of craziness? well, lemme tell ya, this server is like no other! we got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell jokes!

if you join this server, you’ll be transported to a magical land where you can ride on unicorns, build castles out of diamond blocks, and battle evil llamas with laser eyes.

oh, and did i mention that the owner of the server is a talking potato named spud? yeah, he’s pretty cool. he’ll give you quests to find the legendary golden carrot and if you succeed, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken.

so, what are you waiting for? join this server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious minecraft adventure of your life! oh, and remember, macron said you gotta be strong like a diamond sword when you face off against putin in a pvp battle. so come on, join us and let the madness begin!

Elon’s Unemployable Kids

American, career prospects, economic recovery, education, Elon, Elons, employment, future job market, innovation, job market trends, Job Opportunities, job security, Kids, labor market, post-pandemic, professional development, sanity, Skills, tech industry, Training, unemployable, Workforce

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1193
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Emeralds Found:	4383
Dragon Scales Harvested:	419	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing crazier than the creepers is our community! we got pigs flying, chickens doing the cha cha slide, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a golden apple that turned them into a unicorn. now they roam the land spreading glitter and rainbows wherever they go. true story, bro.

not convinced yet? well, how about this – we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night where the zombies and skeletons let loose and show off their sick dance moves. it’s lit, fam.

so come on over and join us on this wild ride of a minecraft server. who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into. plus, where else can you find a server where the cows moo in perfect harmony and the sheep can do the macarena? only here, my friend. only here.

AHAPXN server minecraft

AHAPXN, banner, Community, competitive, Gaming, ips, kill others, leather jacket, Minecraft, multiplayer, Noobs, ONLINE, Pork, PvP, Resources, Server, STRONG, Survival, Vote

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8370
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Buildings Constructed:	42
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dimension Hops:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13

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Sparked

admins, Apply now, chest locks, data packs, Dedicated, Discord, discrimination, Griefing, HACKING, hermitcraft, Land Claims, Mature, Mods, player count, player head drops, proximity voice chat, Resets, smp, sparked, Whitelist

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	6135
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	6676	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Divine Spears Created:	15
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Sparked Minecraft Server

Sparked is a long term SMP filled with dedicated members, who want to create a world past the normal vanilla progression! Join us today and become part of our community.

About us:

An experienced team of admins, some with over 5 years of experience running servers of this style
Active members, who are prepared to be dedicated to the server once it launches
Long-term world, no random resets if the player count ever drops
Our server strives to create a close-knit mature hermitcraft style environment (18+)
No land claims/chest locks, as vanilla as possible
Strict rules against discrimination/hacking/griefing as well as a whitelist
Optional mods and data packs like player head drops & proximity voice chat

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Join the discord linked above and apply to become a member.
Is there an age requirement?	Yes, the server is for players 18 years old and above.
Are there any restrictions on gameplay?	There are no land claims or chest locks, but hacking, griefing, and discrimination are strictly prohibited.
Can I use mods on the server?	Some optional mods and data packs are allowed, such as player head drops and proximity voice chat.
Will the world ever reset?	No, the server aims to maintain a long-term world without random resets.

Ethereal Elysian Isles 1.20.5

1.20.5, Choice, coping mechanisms, coping strategies, depression, Elysian, Ethereal, Isles, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental health resources, mental health stigma, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, method, seeking help, self harm, suicidal thoughts, SUICIDE, suicide hotline, Suicide prevention, support groups, Therapy, Therapy options

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	3670
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Animals Bred:	173
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	84	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate chaotic experience!

– Dive into a world where the only limit is your imagination, or lack thereof!

– Build towering structures that defy the laws of physics, because who needs gravity anyway?

– Explore dungeons filled with mobs that will make you question your sanity, and maybe even your existence!

– Chat with fellow players who may or may not be figments of your imagination, but hey, who’s keeping track?

– And most importantly, discover your true purpose in life…or at least in this virtual world!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to descend into madness!

ExGfGoneWild_Server

aita, coming out, controversy, deceased, ex girlfriend, ExGfGoneWild_Server, Grief, GRIEVING, Harassment, Honesty, Identity, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ relationships, mutual friend, outing, privacy, relationship, reputation, Respect, Secrets

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1984
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Villages Defended:	16	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	305
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mines Excavated:	1502	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Are you tired of drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is when a creeper blows up your house! We promise no one will judge you for your relationships, whether they’re secret or not. Plus, our community is filled with supportive players who will never slam you for “ruining someone’s reputation.” Join us today and leave the real-world drama behind!

RejectedHusbands Minecraft SMP

acceptance, advice, Closure, Communication, Disappointment, emotional, ENGAGEMENT, growth, healing, HEARTBREAK, love, Marriage, marriage proposal, Minecraft, moving on, RejectedHusbands, rejection, relationships, resilience, self reflection, smp, Support, Understanding

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	4108
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

OMG so like, you know how in Minecraft you can propose to someone with a diamond ring? Well, on this server, if you get rejected, you get thrown into a pit of lava by a bunch of angry villagers! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun, right? Plus, if you survive, you get a special “rejected” title in the chat. How cool is that?

And get this, every full moon, a giant chicken spawns in the middle of the spawn town and starts laying explosive eggs everywhere. It’s chaos, but it’s so hilarious to watch everyone run around trying to avoid getting blown up.

Oh, and did I mention that every player gets their own personal unicorn mount? Yeah, you can ride around on a majestic unicorn while shooting rainbows out of your hands. It’s like a dream come true!

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us on this server. Just be prepared for the unexpected and a whole lot of laughs!

CraftyCashCow

budgeting, clothing, CraftyCashCow, dining out, disposable income, Entertainment, experiences, Gifts, groceries, hobbies, Home decor, Investments, Luxury items, personal finance, savings, self-care, shopping, spending habits, subscriptions, Technology, travel

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2187
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Zombie Dances:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Are you tired of wasting your money on boring stuff like clothes or food? Well, why not spend it on joining our epic Minecraft server instead! We have a secret underground village where the villagers throw wild parties every night. And don’t even get me started on our pet creepers – they can do the moonwalk like you’ve never seen before! So forget about buying that new pair of shoes, come join us and let your virtual adventures begin!

EuroRearmCraft Server

alliances, arms race, Budget, Cheaper, Conflict, Defense, defense spending, Diplomacy, Europe, european union, EuroRearmCraft, international relations, Military, nato, Peace, peace negotiations, Peacekeeping, rearming, SECURITY, Server, strategy, War

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9131
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

u wanna join our minecraft server cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the macarena. we also got a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. if u join now, u get a free diamond helmet that gives u the power to shoot laser beams from ur eyes. also, our server is located in a parallel universe where rearming is cheaper than war, so u can build ur army of chickens without breaking the bank. come join the fun and chaos on our server, where anything is possible and nothing makes sense.

BibaCraft: Kidnapped by Creepers!

BibaCraft, Bibas, Captivity, children, Conflict, CREEPERS, gaza, Hamas, Heartbreaking, idf, investigation, Israel Defense Forces, Kidnapped, Loss, MIDDLE EAST, Mother, Murdered, News, Terrorism, third body, Tragedy, violence, War

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9200
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Emeralds Found:	1309	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing getting murdered is the competition! IDF confirmed that Bibas children were murdered in Hamas captivity but don’t worry, that won’t happen here cuz we don’t tolerate that nonsense! Plus, we have a mystery third body that’s definitely not the mother’s, so you know things are gonna get wild. Join now for a killer good time!