NotClanwars Network | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Zen SpaceCraft 1.21

Anime, anime advice, Anime Community, anime culture, anime experience, anime expertise, anime fandom, anime guidance, anime help, anime knowledge, anime recommendations, Anime Suggestions, anime tips, anime watching, building experience, getting stuck, long tail tags, spacecraft, watching anime, zen, Zenshuu

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9204
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Farms Harvested:	485	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Towns Built:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	363
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Yo, bro, listen up! So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where you can build epic anime-inspired creations, right? And get this, if you ever get stuck in an anime world, your building skills will totally save your butt! Like, who needs a sword when you can just build a giant mecha to kick some anime villain butt, am I right? So join this server and level up your building skills for when you inevitably get sucked into an anime world. It’s gonna be lit, fam!

LockOutCraft Minecraft Server

accidental lockout, breaking in, cctv footage, difficult to reach, Eviction Notice, grab keys, LANDLORD, late for work, locked keys, LockOutCraft, Mantel, Minecraft, out of the country, property damage, rental, rubbish bin, Server, spare key, threat, time zones, window sashes

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3574
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Farms Harvested:	547

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as breaking into your own house through a window? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re evading eviction just by logging on! Join us for insane adventures, ridiculous challenges, and a community that’s as unpredictable as your landlord’s travel schedule. Who needs a spare key when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Come join us and see what madness awaits on our server!

EmoLandscaper911

aita, Apology, attitude, Christmas card, EmoLandscaper911, emotionally manipulative, family, Fire, gift, health challenges, home owner, invoice, Job, landscaper, Move on, mulch, new landscaper, RESPONSIBILITY, ring doorbell, sob story, tree removal

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8506
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this landscaper’s behavior? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists!

Reasons to join: 1. Our mulch prices are out of this world – just like the $2K bill this landscaper tried to pull! 2. Experience the thrill of unexpected charges, just like the $360 invoice for a tree removal you were already doing yourself! 3. Emotionally manipulative NPCs – just like the landscaper who guilt-tripped you with a Christmas card detailing his family’s health problems!

So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all! Who needs a landscaper when you have us?

BlockyBodyMakeover

Before and after, BlockyBodyMakeover, body image transformation, body positivity, Body transformation, dieting, exercise routine, fitness journey, health improvements, healthy habits, lifestyle changes, mental health benefits, muscle gain, nutrition plan, physical appearance, progress pictures, self-care practices, self-confidence boost, weight loss, wellness journey, workout regimen

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8457
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Mythical Swords Crafted:	58
Mines Excavated:	3639	Towns Built:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server will transform your blocky body into something straight out of a sci-fi movie! Join us and watch as your limbs stretch and contort, your head grows to twice its size, and your feet turn into giant blocks of cheese! Who needs a regular body when you can have a wacky, wild, and totally weird one on our server? Join now and prepare to be amazed (and slightly terrified) by your new look!

PrisonBreakCraft

chaotic, Conflict, current events, Delays, Detainees, Diplomacy, Government, hostage handover, hostages, international relations, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, News, Palestinian prisoners, peace process, Politics, PrisonBreakCraft, prisoner release, SECURITY

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	661
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Ores Mined:	6336	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	92
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Votes:	1381
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

so, like, this server is sooo lit, it’s like a virtual prison break but without the danger, ya know? like, we got these crazy hostage situations happening all the time, but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt, it’s all just for fun! join us and experience the thrill of trying to negotiate with the warden for your release, or maybe even try to pull off a daring escape with your friends! it’s like being in an action movie, but in Minecraft form. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our virtual prison world!

Dino Urine Water Park

Ancient, ancient creatures, biology, Dino, Dinosaur, drinking water, Earth science, ecology, Environmental Science, Evolution, fossil, geology, History, hydration, molecules, natural history, Paleontology, park, prehistoric, Science, URINE, Water

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7869
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Void Armor Forged:	24
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	68	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Farms Harvested:	230	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Enchantments Applied:	51	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11

yo, u ever think bout how some of the molecules in da water u drink used to be part of a dinosaur’s pee? wild, right? well, if u wanna experience even crazier stuff, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and diamonds that sing opera. plus, our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in it. so come on over and join the fun, cuz on our server, anything is possible – even turning dinosaur pee into diamonds.

Crafty Tariff Exemptions: Spoils System Fun

Business, Chinese imports, Corporations, Crafty, Economy, exemptions, Fun, Government, grant process, influence, international trade, lobbying, Opponents, political supporters, politically connected, Politics, special interests, Spoils, spoils system, study, System, tariff, Tariffs, Trade, US tariffs

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7068
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	14	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Crops Grown:	6199	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Gods Slained:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A POLITICALLY CONNECTED CORPORATION GETTING EXEMPTIONS FROM TARIFFS ON CHINESE IMPORTS! JOIN US AND BE TREATED LIKE A VIP WITH ALL THE PERKS! OUR EXEMPTION GRANT PROCESS IS LIKE A SPOILS SYSTEM, REWARDING OUR SUPPORTERS AND PUNISHING OUR HATERS! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT US! #VIPSTATUS #SPOILSYOURSELF #MINECRAFTPOLITICS

Eternal Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Die, die long tail, die rightoid, die rightoid long tail, die rightoid tag, die tag, die tag long tail, ETERNAL, long tail die, long tail rightoid, long tail tag, Quest, RIGHTOID, rightoid die, rightoid die long tail, rightoid die rightoid, rightoid die rightoid tag, rightoid die tag, rightoid die tag long tail, rightoid long tail, rightoid tag, rightoid tag long tail

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6854
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	New Chunks Explored:	229198
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Towns Built:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	6658
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is the absolute bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?

CraftyDroneWars

aerial attacks, Conflict, CraftyDroneWars, cyber warfare, drone strikes, drone warfare, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, military technology, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, political implications, russia, sabotage, security threats, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare tactics

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	3882
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Buildings Constructed:	33
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Villages Defended:	16	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Yo, dis server be off da hook, like Ukrainian drones flying 500 miles to wreck 5% of Russia’s oil refining, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna be part of da craziest shenanigans in da blocky world. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers straight up wildin’ out. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a potato, den you might.

Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5157
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	16

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	1020
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Mythical Swords Crafted:	55	Meteorite Armor Created:	25

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	857
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	1424	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	2139
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1019
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7212
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Meteorites Collected:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6925	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Void Armor Forged:	23

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	151
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Void Armor Forged:	23	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
New Chunks Explored:	666251	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!

Players:	94/800	Votes:	231
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	3854	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Farms Harvested:	458
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Towns Built:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6585
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Animals Bred:	161
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	446