NoTattooCraft – Keepin’ it clean in a pixelated world!

So, like, this server is, like, the craziest place to be in Minecraft, bro. like, we got pigs that can fly and chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs. it’s like a magical wonderland of chaos and awesomeness.

But wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and monsters that only the bravest players can conquer. and rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy. yeah, you heard me right, CANDY.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a community of players who are always down for a good time. we host epic build battles, crazy scavenger hunts, and even have our own version of the hunger games (minus the actual hunger, of course).

So what are you waiting for, dude? come join us on this wild ride of a server and experience the madness for yourself. who knows, you might just find yourself addicted to the chaos and never want to leave.

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  • MotherInLawDrama Minecraft Server

    MotherInLawDrama Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this crazy story of a mother-in-law who’s obsessed with cats and wedding photos.

    Looking for a server where you can escape reality and dive into a world of chaos and hilarity? Look no further! Our server is filled with unique characters and outrageous storylines that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even encounter a mother-in-law who’s convinced she knows best when it comes to caring for virtual cats. Trust us, it’s a rollercoaster you won’t want to miss!

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  • BlockyBodShameNoMore

    BlockyBodShameNoMore
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where body chains are optional but body positivity is mandatory! Join us for a fun and inclusive community where we don’t body shame, we block out the haters like we block out creepers.

    Our server is full of players who understand that beauty comes in all shapes and sizes, just like our pixelated blocks. And if anyone dares to bring negativity into our world, we’ll just build a wall around them and pretend they don’t exist.

    So come join us and let your inner diamond shine, because on our server, everyone is a gem – even if they’re a little rough around the edges. And remember, in this virtual world, the only weight that matters is the weight of your inventory. So leave the body chains to the zombies and skeletons, and let’s all just have a blast mining and crafting together!

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  • AwkwardlySexyMinecraftSMP

    AwkwardlySexyMinecraftSMP
    OMG, so like, have you ever tried to flirt with a creeper in Minecraft? It’s like, so sexy in theory because they’re all green and explosive, but then they blow up in your face and it’s just awkward AF. But on our server, we embrace the awkwardness and turn it into comedy gold! Join us for epic pranks, ridiculous building challenges, and a community of players who are just as derpy as you are. Plus, our admin once accidentally turned their house into a giant cake because they thought it was a mod, so you know you’re in for a wild ride. Come join us and let’s make some hilarious memories together!

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  • GreenlandGarrisonMC

    GreenlandGarrisonMC
    Are you tired of boring old real-world politics? Want to escape to a world where the only invading happening is by creepers and skeletons? Join our Minecraft server and leave the drama behind!

    Our server is so epic, even EU countries are considering sending troops to Greenland just to get a taste of the action. Who needs real-life wars when you can have epic battles with your friends in a virtual world?

    And if your president ever orders the invasion of Denmark, don’t worry – we’ve got you covered. Our server is a safe haven from real-world chaos, where the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest castle or finding the rarest diamond.

    So come join us on our server and leave the real world behind – because let’s face it, Minecraft is way more fun than politics!

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  • NaziPurgeCraft

    NaziPurgeCraft
    are you tired of boring old minecraft servers? well, come join our server where we have a secret underground society of rainbow llamas who control the economy! yes, you heard that right, llamas running the show!

    if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that we have a giant pet chicken named cluckington who lays diamond eggs every hour? that’s right, free diamonds for days!

    oh, and did we mention that our server is actually located on a floating island in the sky? yeah, we have our own little piece of paradise up there, complete with flying pigs and talking sheep.

    so what are you waiting for? come join our wacky and wild minecraft server for a truly unique gaming experience. plus, you never know when the llamas might stage a coup and take over the world!

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