NoTabletsAllowed | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Green Day Update: American Idiot

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hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! imagine a place where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky! yea, that’s right, this server is so lit even the mobs are turnin up!

join us for epic quests like finding the legendary golden potato or battling the evil chicken army. we even have a secret underground disco where u can boogie down with ur blocky friends.

oh, and did i mention the admin is a talking llama who grants wishes? yea, u heard me right. this server is so crazy, even herobrine is like “whoa, that’s wild”.

so what r u waiting for? come join us on the most insane, hilarious, and downright bonkers minecraft server u’ve ever seen. trust me, u won’t regret it.

p.s. we have free cake. like, a lot of cake. so much cake u won’t even know what to do with it all.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	979494
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Crafty Dysfunction: Epic Epidemics

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so liek u ever been playin on a minecraft server and u just cant get ur block on cuz ur post-ssri sexual dysfunction is gettin in the way? well, do we have the server for u! come join us for a wild ride of block-placin fun and crazy adventures!

we got pigs flyin, creepers twerkin, and villagers breakdancin like theres no tomorrow. plus, our community is so welcoming that even if u cant get ur block on, u’ll still feel right at home.

join now and see for urself why our server is the talk of the town. who needs to quantify incidence and prevalence when u can just have a blast playin minecraft with us? come on in, the water’s fine!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	New Chunks Explored:	446135
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

⚔️ HARD GRIEF | DUELS | CLANS | PARTY Minecraft server

administrator, Arena, Auction, Auto-mine, Cheap donations, Clans, Contests, Duels, Events, Friends, HARD GRIEF, high quality, No Lags, Parkour, Party, Prison, PvP, Surival, Trade

Hello, Friend. Want to find a Cool SURVIVAL server on your phone?

Then you should come to us >✨TalesCraft✨

We are looking forward to new players and every week we hold Contests and Events. We have made a really high-quality server for a comfortable game.

✅On our server you will find new friends, you will be able to test yourself in the PVP arena and as an Administrator. Trade with players at the auction, get resources in the Auto-Mine, or put malicious violators in prison.

Our website: shop.talescrat.ru

✅ High-quality server, No lags, Cheap donations.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	363	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Dragons Tamed:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Metallic Craft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the ultimate True Norwegian Black Metal experience in Minecraft.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a horde of skeleton warriors dressed in corpse paint and spiked leather armor come charging at you, blasting Mayhem and Emperor from their boomboxes. But don’t worry, they’re here to help you conquer the land and spread the dark glory of Black Metal across the server.

Our server is filled with insane quests and challenges that will test your skills and make you question your sanity. From battling giant spiders that spit fire to building your own sacrificial altar to summon demons, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Black Metal Band of Skeletons, who will serenade you with their bone-chilling music and grant you powerful buffs to help you on your journey.

So why wait? Join our server now and unleash your inner Black Metal warrior in the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your darkest eyeliner and your most brutal battle cry – because things are about to get metal AF.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Sleepy Minecraft SMP Player

body clock, deep sleep, exhaustion, FATIGUE, feeling, health, HOURS, long hours, long hours of sleep, mental health, Minecraft, need sleep, player, REJUVENATION, Relaxation, REST, self-care, Sleep, sleep cycle, sleep deprivation, sleepy, smp, tiredness, wellbeing

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our SMP is so exciting, you’ll need at least 12 hours of sleep just to recover from all the fun!

Join us for epic adventures where you’ll battle giant chickens, ride on flying pigs, and build castles made entirely out of diamond blocks. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the chaos.

But beware, our community is so hilarious, you might just laugh yourself into a coma. So grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

NoKidsNoCreeper Minecraft Server

aunt, Babysitting, Boundaries, career, child-free life, defending actions, family, family peace, hobbies, Honesty, Minecraft, Mother, Niece, NoKidsNoCreeper, parenting, passive-aggressive comments, RESPONSIBILITY, sacrifice, selfish, Server, setting boundaries, sister

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into babysitting by your family members? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your own virtual family! No more passive-aggressive comments about your life choices, just pure gaming fun!

On our server, you can create your own world where you never have to babysit anyone unless you want to (looking at you, virtual pets). Say goodbye to the pressure of family expectations and hello to a stress-free gaming experience.

Join now and let your creativity run wild in a world where boundaries are respected and drama is left at the door. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have a blast in our Minecraft server? Let’s build some virtual boundaries, one block at a time!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	33

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

CraftyHub

addiction recovery, alcoholic husband, alcoholism, codependency, communication breakdown, CraftyHub, emotional manipulation, enabling behavior, enabling behavior patterns, enabling family, enabling friends, enabling spouse, hidden addiction, irresponsible behavior, marriage counseling, marriage problems, mental health, reckless behavior, relationship issues, substance abuse, substance abuse treatment

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as my husband’s drinking habits! Join us for a chance to escape reality and dive into a world where hiding Kratom and CBD is just a normal part of the game.

Explore our virtual world and experience the thrill of waking up to a vibrating watch that prevents bed-wetting (seriously, it’s a game-changer). And don’t worry about responsibilities like having kids or buying a house, because here, the only responsibility you’ll have is to get high and have a good time.

Join us now and let’s see if you can survive the craziness of our server – just remember, always drink responsibly (or not, we won’t judge)!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Ores Mined:	6670

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

FlaggedCraft SMP

Boundaries, Communication, compatibility, DATING, emotional intelligence, FlaggedCraft, green flags, healthy relationship, Honesty, long-term commitment, love, Partnership, personal growth, red flags, relationship, Respect, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, smp, toxic relationship, Trust, warning signs

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we thrive on chaos and craziness!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of navigating through a world where lava flows like waterfalls and creepers are trained to do your bidding. Our community is filled with players who have green flags like building giant statues of themselves out of gold blocks and red flags like starting wars over who has the best pet pig.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground societies plotting to overthrow the server admins, treasure hunts that lead to hidden dungeons filled with loot, and even a rumor that Herobrine himself makes an appearance every full moon.

So if you’re ready to embrace the madness and have a wild time, come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Runes Activated:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

BlockyCultureShock

adult content, adult themes, BlockyCultureShock, Boundaries, Censorship, controversial topics, Cultural differences, Culture Shock, explicit content, explicit language, explicit material, graphic imagery, mature content, NSFW, nudity, risque behavior, sexual norms, shock factor, shock value, social norms, taboo

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Join our server for a NSFW culture shock like you’ve never experienced before! Dive into a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers wear tutus. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is known to break out into a twerk session every now and then. Join us if you dare, but be warned – you may never look at Minecraft the same way again!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

SovietCraft Minecraft Server

controversial move, cultural heritage, diplomatic implications, eastern europe, geopolitical relations, Historical revisionism, historical significance, identity politics, international reaction, legislative action, Minecraft, national pride, political decision, Renaming, russia, Server, Settlements, soviet union, SovietCraft, symbolic gesture, territorial identity, Ukrainian parliament

come join our minecraft server where we have more name changes than the Ukrainian parliament! we got over 300 settlements that used to be boring but now they’re all about Russia and the Soviet Union! imagine building your house in a place called “Vladimir Putin’s Backyard” or “Borscht Boulevard”! it’s a wild ride of historical confusion and hilarious chaos! join now for the most ridiculous names you’ll ever see in a minecraft server!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Ores Mined:	6705	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Void Gems Collected:	18	Epic Quests Completed:	27

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

KurskCraft: Robot vs. Trench

Artificial Intelligence, Autonomous Weapons, BATTLEFIELDS, Combat Robots, defense systems, eastern europe, future warfare, Gun-Armed Ground Robot, Kursk, KurskCraft, military advancements, military innovation, Military operations, military technology, remote control, ROBOT, robotics, Russian Trench, Trench, Ukraine, ukraine russia conflict, war technology, WARFARE

Yo, have you ever seen a robot with GUNS in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we got Ukraine’s Gun-Armed Ground Robot clearing out Russian trenches in Kursk! Join us for the most epic battles you’ve ever seen in the blocky world. Watch as the robot blasts through enemies and leaves a trail of destruction in its wake. It’s like a sci-fi movie, but in Minecraft! So come on, join us and witness the chaos unfold in our insane server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Dragons Tamed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

CO2 Climatic Craze

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LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WE GOT DINOSAURS AND ALIENS AND SH*T!

WE GOT A STUDY THAT SHOWS IF YOU JOIN, YOUR CLIMATE SENSITIVITY WILL BE SO FAST AND SLOW, LIKE 8C PER CO2 DOUBLING IN THE LAST 485 MILLION YEARS!

IMAGINE BUILDING A MINECRAFT HOUSE WHILE A T-REX AND A SPACESHIP FIGHT OUTSIDE!

SO COME ON, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Secret Passages Found:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Mines Excavated:	1344	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	355
Players Killed by Monsters:	1257	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Banned from YouTube Minecraft Server

#youtube, banned, banned accounts, banned from YouTube, Community Backlash, content creators, controversy, copyright infringement, copyright issues, copyright violation, Dying, EXPOSED, froot, henya, internet drama, Ironmouse, kson, Minecraft, online entertainment, online streaming, reached 3 view status, Server, social media, viral videos, YouTube ban

Join our Minecraft server where the chaos is real and the drama is even more intense than a reality TV show! Ironmouse got banned from YouTube for copyright infringement, Kson somehow reached the legendary 3 view status, Henya is on her deathbed (in-game, of course), and Froot got exposed for stealing diamonds from other players. But hey, who needs normal when you can have this level of insanity? Join now for a wild ride that you’ll never forget!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Homo Fauna – Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we are all about Human Males On Female Anthros! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is like a soap opera, but with furries. Dive into the drama of “The Frost On Her Feathers” or “Chicken In the Fox’s Den” for some wild storytelling. – Ever wanted to read a fanfic about a chicken getting into a fox’s den? Well, now you can on our server! – Join us for the epic saga of “Claws of Helion” or “Sanguine Dusk” where anthros battle it out in intense conflicts. – Need a break from all the chaos? Check out “Post-Work Relief” for a relaxing read. – Curious about the secrets of “Forgotten Places: Expedition”? Join our server to uncover the mysteries. – And if you’re feeling adventurous, join in on “Manhunt” for a thrilling adventure.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP for a furry-filled adventure like no other! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a fanfic or two along the way. Join now for a wild ride through the world of Human Males On Female Anthros!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	28	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Invited2Wedding

family acceptance, family bonding, family communication, family conflicts, family drama, family dynamics, family forgiveness, family gatherings, family healing, family history, family reconciliation, Family Support, family tension, family unity, forgiveness, Invited2Wedding, past mistakes, personal growth, sibling relationships, wedding etiquette

Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring servers with no drama? Well, do I have a server for you!

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with family drama, awkward encounters, and unexpected plot twists! Just like this Reddit user’s experience at his brother’s wedding, our server is full of surprises and unexpected moments.

Imagine logging in to find out that your Minecraft sibling doesn’t want you there at all! The tension, the awkwardness, the drama – it’s all waiting for you on our server. And don’t worry, we have plenty of family members ready to take sides and judge your every move.

So, if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your every decision, join us now! Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server to provide all the entertainment you need? Remember, drama is just a block away!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	66
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	18