Oh, honey, this ain’t your grandma’s Minecraft SMP! We’ve got more drama than a llama in a minecart, more twists and turns than a maze made of redstone, and more shenanigans than a creeper convention.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting pranked by the admin team, the joy of finding hidden treasure in the most unexpected places, and the satisfaction of building the most ridiculous structures you can imagine.

And hey, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so if you’re feeling brave, come and try to take him down (spoiler alert: he’s actually just a misunderstood Enderman with a penchant for trolling).

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and come join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Just remember, things may get a little… explosive. 😉🧨🎮

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 94/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 41
Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Potions Brewed: 59

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • > be me, 2017 Minecraft SMP

    > be me, 2017 Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of AI taking over your industry and leaving you jobless? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing taking over is your creativity and building skills! Build your own virtual empire and show those pesky AIs who’s boss. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground society of players who have found a way to code their way out of any situation. Will you be the next coding master to join their ranks? Join now and start coding your way to success (and maybe a little revenge on those AI overlords)!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 11 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • SparkCraft Survival server Minecraft

    SparkCraft Survival server Minecraft
    SparkCraft has been operating for more than 11 years and delights players with excellent gameplay. All this time we maintain that same lamp atmosphere of the game.We prohibit dupes, cheats, griefing, there are no donated admins, creativity, 1000 lvl and other rubbish.The server is designed so that players enjoy spending time on it. Only the most necessary plugins are installed for a convenient and comfortable game.

    – Sophisticated economy;– Shop – /shop, where you can buy and sell resources;– Marketplace – /ah, where you can put your things up for sale;– For killing monsters you get coins.– Safe trade and exchange of resources with players via /trade;– Automatic cutting and planting of trees. The tree falls after you cut down the bottom block and a sapling grows in its place;– A blacksmith at spawn who will repair your tools and armor for in-game currency;– Mob arena, parkour, PVP arena and several mini-games in the form of arenas with team battle and capture the flag modes.

    And that’s not all!Here you will find a lot of interesting things! We are looking forward to seeing you!Have a nice game!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Star Shards Collected: 291
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 9 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Blocky Mahjong Minecraft Server

    Blocky Mahjong Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild Mahjong game on steroids! Join us for a tutorial on how to play Mahjong, because who needs diamonds when you can have tiles, right?

    If you’re into arts and crafts, we’ve got a tournament that will blow your mind. Build the craziest pixel art you can imagine and compete against other players for the title of Craft Master!

    But wait, there’s more! We also have a Fortune tournament where you can test your luck and see if you have what it takes to win big. Who needs enchanted gear when you can have good old-fashioned luck on your side?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the Mahjong Master of Minecraft!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • TV Men Minecraft SMP

    TV Men Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a server where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun? Then look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

    Join us on our server where the mobs have formed a union and demand better working conditions, where the villagers have started their own reality TV show, and where the creepers have learned how to breakdance.

    But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the world, a group of llamas who have formed a mafia and are extorting resources from players, and a mysterious cult of players who worship the almighty diamond block.

    So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, when you log on, you’re not just playing Minecraft – you’re entering a whole new world of insanity and hilarity. See you there, /tv/-men!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Divine Spears Created: 25 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 6 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Whispering Caves Entered: 3
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 18 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Unprepared Minecraft Server

    Unprepared Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme? Look no further! Join our server where we believe that everyone should be sterilized for the greater good of the world. Why waste time on procreation when you can spend your days building epic structures and battling mobs with your fellow sterilized comrades?

    Forget about starting a family, join our server and start a new kind of family – one that is united in their quest for world domination through pixelated warfare. Who needs offspring when you have diamond swords and TNT at your disposal?

    So come on, join us and be a part of a community that is dedicated to eradicating the human race through sterilization…in Minecraft, of course. It’s time to show the world that the only babies we need are baby zombies!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 3
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 8626
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Orb: On the Movements of the Earth / Chi. – Chikyuu no Undou ni Tsuite Minecraft SMP Fun

    Orb: On the Movements of the Earth / Chi. – Chikyuu no Undou ni Tsuite Minecraft SMP Fun
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos.

    Picture this: you log on and immediately you’re greeted by a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Why? Who knows, but it’s hilarious! And don’t even get us started on the time we had a giant chicken parade through the town square.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond pig, a rare creature that poops out diamonds instead of regular old piggy droppings. And rumor has it, if you can ride the diamond pig for a full minute, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin! Episode 4 is out now, and trust us, you won’t want to miss it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 17
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11 Twisted Realms Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Naruto-Free Zone Minecraft Server

    Naruto-Free Zone Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Naruto and his ninja shenanigans? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the clutches of ninjutsu! Join us and experience a world where Naruto is banned and replaced with llamas as the ultimate warriors.

    Picture this: instead of Rasengan, you can summon llamas to spit on your enemies. Forget about Sasuke and his emo drama, our server has a llama king who rules with a fluffy fist. And don’t even get us started on the forbidden llama scrolls that hold unimaginable power.

    So why go back to Naruto when you can join our llama-filled Minecraft server and experience a whole new level of ridiculousness? Trust us, once you go llama, you’ll never go back!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 7

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Heckin Depopulated Minecraft SMP

    Heckin Depopulated Minecraft SMP
    🤣 Are you tired of the chaos and competition in the real world? Come join our Minecraft SMP where the only traffic jam you’ll encounter is a herd of pigs blocking your path! 🐷 Need a job? We’ve got plenty of opportunities for you to become a professional block builder or a creeper wrangler. 💼 And don’t worry about housing, we have plenty of cozy caves and luxurious treehouses available for you to claim as your own. 🏠 Join us and escape the madness of the real world, where the only thing you’ll be competing for is who can build the biggest statue of a chicken riding a pig! 🐔🐖 #MinecraftMadness #EscapeReality

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 31
    Farms Harvested: 130 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6976 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 23 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Gemstone Tooth Minecraft Server

    Gemstone Tooth Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as basic as a plain potato? Well, look no further, because our server is as wild as a pack of llamas on a sugar rush! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have tooth gems galore! That’s right, forget about diamonds, we’re all about that dental bling here. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the world? Yep, you heard that right. So come join us and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just watch out for those sneaky chickens…they may look cute, but they mean business.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Euros Be Like Minecraft SMP

    Euros Be Like Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the wildlife is as bland as a plain potato? Well, look no further because on our server, the wildlife is so spicy it’ll make your taste buds tingle! From creepers with hot sauce explosions to skeletons shooting flaming arrows, you’ll never know what crazy critter you’ll encounter next.

    Join us if you dare, but be warned – the wildlife here is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most daring players can survive in this spicy jungle of chaos. So grab your sword and your shield, and get ready for the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 0
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 37
    Endless Legions Commanded: 13 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Farms Harvested: 286
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7 Runes Activated: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like Nijisanji on steroids! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit. True story! And that’s just the beginning of the madness you can expect on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a virtual Nijisanji world where you can interact with hilarious characters, embark on wild quests, and maybe even find a hidden treasure (spoiler alert: it’s a diamond block shaped like a taco).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the craziness for yourself. Just remember to buckle up because it’s going to be a wild ride!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 19 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 31 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Eien’s Epic SMP Adventure

    Eien’s Epic SMP Adventure
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further than EIEN – or should I say DEADeien edition! Join us for a wild ride filled with mecha fans, unhinged tomboys, energetic girls, ironic weebs, and silly noblewomen. We’ve got action games, horror games, retro games, Nier, speedrunning, League, Animal Crossing, Halo, and so much more!

    But wait, there’s more! We even have a memorial for a player who graduated (yes, graduated) from our server. And don’t even get me started on the lore, archives, and songs – it’s like a whole new world waiting to be explored.

    So why join EIEN? Because where else can you find a Minecraft SMP with such a colorful cast of characters and outrageous stories? Don’t miss out on the fun – come join us and see why EIEN is the place to be!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 23 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 38
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Approved Larian Minecraft Server

    Approved Larian Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond ore!

    Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, chickens wear sunglasses, and creepers breakdance instead of exploding. Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground city where villagers throw raves every night, and the only currency is emeralds. You can even ride a llama into battle while wielding a diamond sword that shoots lasers.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, metaphorically speaking, this server is the bomb dot com!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13 Mines Excavated: 3557
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Great_Game_Hype_Minecraft_SMP

    Great_Game_Hype_Minecraft_SMP
    Are you tired of boring games that don’t live up to the hype? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only waifus you’ll find are creepers in disguise!

    Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more plot twists than a telenovela.

    Don’t waste your time with boring DLCs, join us and experience the ultimate adventure that will make you forget about all those overhyped games. Plus, we have a secret hidden treasure that will make you richer than a diamond mine.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and let the fun begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Divine Spears Created: 24
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 19 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Gods Slained: 1
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • NoDatingAppsOrBarsMCServer

    NoDatingAppsOrBarsMCServer
    Are you tired of swiping left and right on dating apps, only to be ghosted or unmatched? Are you sick of spending your weekends at noisy bars and clubs, trying to impress people who aren’t worth your time? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, real men don’t need dating apps or bars to find love.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds deep underground when suddenly, you come across a beautiful player who catches your eye. You start chatting, bonding over your shared love for building epic structures and battling mobs. Before you know it, you’ve found your Minecraft soulmate and you didn’t even need to swipe right to do it.

    Join our server and experience a whole new way of meeting people. Who needs dating apps when you can find love while fighting off creepers and exploring vast, blocky landscapes? So put down your phone, grab your pickaxe, and start crafting your way to true love on our Minecraft server. Because real men don’t need dating apps – they find love in the most unexpected places.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Treasure Maps Found: 3
    Star Shards Collected: 169 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5 Rune Stones Activated: 9

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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