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Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 7436 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Farms Harvested: | 339 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 8 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Love Letters Sent: | 3 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 10 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 6 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
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