Minecraft Servers Updated November 19, 2024, 4:15 AM

New Minecraft Servers
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with 14-year-old girls who just aren’t cutting it in the attractiveness department? Well, fear not, because on our server, we cater to a different crowd – the /b/ homos who love to date ugly old ladies! Join us for a wild ride filled with questionable decisions, hilarious banter, and of course, plenty of blocky adventures. Who needs teenage drama when you can have a server full of mature ladies who know how to have a good time? So come on, join us and see why dating ugly old ladies is the new trend in Minecraft!

Updated November 19, 2024

Players: 100/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
Dimension Hops: 4 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

New Minecraft Server
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  • Disc Realms Network

    Disc Realms Network

    **WARNING, SERVER IS ALLOWING PLAYERS TO JOIN WHILE IN DEVELOPMENT, DATA MAY BE LOST** Disc Realms Network is a *new* server network starting out as a semi-anarchy server that soon hopes to expand to allow new gamemodes for the players! This server idea was originally called The Blocky Record, now under new ownership it has been renamed to Disc Realms Network.

    play.discrealms.net

    Updated November 19, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • No Dance Party Minecraft Server

    No Dance Party Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s taller than the rest? Look no further! Our server is so tall, even the Endermen are jealous! Join us and experience a world where height is celebrated and embraced.

    Imagine a world where every block is as tall as a skyscraper, where you can tower over your friends and enemies alike. Build the tallest structures, climb the highest mountains, and reach for the stars (literally, we have a star dimension).

    But that’s not all! Our server is so tall, even the creepers have to look up to see you coming. And don’t worry about dancing with a girl who’s “too tall” – here, everyone is a towering titan of Minecraft mastery.

    So come join us on the most vertically inclined Minecraft server around. Who needs to be short when you can reach new heights with us?

    Updated November 19, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Trickle Down Minecraft SMP Supporter

    Trickle Down Minecraft SMP Supporter
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and shares resources equally? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we fully embrace Trickle Down Economics! That’s right, the more diamonds you have, the more power you wield!

    Picture this: you stumble upon a secret chest filled with enchanted gear, but instead of sharing it with your fellow players, you hoard it all for yourself and become the most feared player on the server. And don’t worry, if you’re feeling generous, you can always throw a few measly iron ingots to the peasants below you.

    Join us on this wild ride of capitalism gone mad, where the rich get richer and the poor… well, they probably rage quit. So come on, join our server and let the chaos begin! Who needs socialism when you have diamonds, am I right?

    Updated November 19, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 10 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ModArchy

    ModArchy

    ModArchy is a modded total anarchy server running forge 1.19.2.

    Intentionally made to be chaotic with an overwhelming amount of new items.

    High performance server ensuring the best player experience and server uptime.

    Modpack can be found here. https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/peaceful-waters-modpack/files/all?page=1&pageSize=20

    ​Curseforge app is required.

    Modded anarchy not your gig? Check out the other servers from the network! https://www.modarchy.net/servers

    45.143.197.68

    Updated November 19, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 6
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Curse of Binding Applied: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Crystal Sunrise Classic .. Minecraft server

    Crystal Sunrise Classic .. Minecraft server

    The server is only accessible from the launcher!

    Updated November 19, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 4 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Dumped by GF Minecraft Server

    Dumped by GF Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on your Minecraft girlfriend, only to have her dump you for someone with better enchantments? Well, look no further! Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about heartbreak again because all the players are just blocks! No more spending millions on virtual gifts, just spend your time building epic structures and battling mobs with your new blocky buddies.

    Plus, our server has a secret potion that can make you invincible in PvP battles – no need to overdose on over the counter pills to escape your woes, just chug this potion and watch as your enemies flee in fear! So come join us and leave your real-life drama behind, because on our server, the only heart attacks you’ll have are from all the excitement of playing on the best Minecraft server ever!

    Updated November 19, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 6 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Ores Mined: 1668 Vanishing Items Found: 8

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • D e a d l o c k G e n e r a l – Minecraft SMP

    D e a d l o c k  G e n e r a l – Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous shenanigans.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and accidentally built a house made entirely out of cheese. Yes, you heard that right, cheese! And guess what? The house attracted a horde of hungry mice who ended up throwing a wild party inside. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

    But that’s not all! We have players who ride pigs into battle, build roller coasters that defy gravity, and even dress up as plain dolls just for fun. The possibilities are endless in this wacky world of ours.

    So, if you’re ready to embrace the madness and laughter, join us now! Just post your Steam profile and be prepared for the craziest ride of your Minecraft life. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated November 19, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 17 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Mind Control Minecraft Server

    Mind Control Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most mind-bending Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We don’t have mind manipulation powers (for legal reasons, of course), but we do have some seriously twisted gameplay that will leave you questioning reality.

    Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where anything is possible. Want to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Done. How about building a castle made entirely of cake? Easy peasy.

    But the real reason you should join our server is because we have a secret potion that will make any woman you find interesting have to deal with you. That’s right, no more awkward first dates or rejection letters – just pure, unadulterated mind control.

    So come on down to our server and see what kind of crazy shenanigans you can get into. Just be careful not to get too caught up in the madness, or you might never want to leave!

    Updated November 19, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 342
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Star Shards Collected: 267

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Shameful Programmer Minecraft SMP

    Shameful Programmer Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being shamed for your coding skills? Do you want a place where your redstone contraptions are celebrated, not ridiculed? Join our Minecraft SMP where programmers rule the land! We have secret coding challenges hidden throughout the world, where only the most elite programmers can uncover the treasures within. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Notch himself makes surprise appearances to challenge players to a coding duel! Don’t miss out on the most epic programmer-friendly SMP out there!

    Updated November 19, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Phoenix Feathers Found: 14
    Players Killed by Monsters: 8054 Dragon Eggs Found: 3418

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Crafty VTube Minecraft Server

    Crafty VTube Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that on this server, you can find rare diamonds just by punching a tree. And not just any diamonds, but diamonds that sparkle like the eyes of a thousand kittens. Plus, our server is guarded by a giant virtual YouTuber who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near. So come join us and experience the thrill of mining, building, and laughing your way to victory! Who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a hidden visual novel based on your favorite vtuber while you’re at it. The possibilities are endless on this wacky and wild Minecraft server!

    Updated November 19, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Miracle Minecraft SMP Stars Born

    Miracle Minecraft SMP Stars Born
    Are you tired of being a surface level Chad in real life and secretly wishing you were at home browsing Mongolian Stopmotion Forums instead of partying? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Join our server and unleash your inner weeb while still maintaining your Chad status in the real world.

    Imagine building epic structures in Minecraft by day and browsing Nhentai bookmarks by night, all while keeping up appearances as a jock in your social circle. Our server is the perfect place for you to let your nerdy side shine while still flexing those muscles at the gym.

    So come join us and show the world that you can be a Chad in Minecraft and a weeb at heart. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some fellow closet nerds to bond with over your shared love of Mongolian Stopmotion Forums. Join now and let your inner bodysnatcher take control!

    Updated November 19, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Runes Activated: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 38 Battle Standards Raised: 12

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Deviate

    Deviate

    Deviate is a Minecraft server focused on the gamemode SoupPVP with a wide variety of features and endless fun. We aim to create one of the best SoupPVP servers out there and also aim to be a server with no corruption and helpful staff.

    deviate.lol

    Updated November 19, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Short Haired Girl Minecraft Server

    Short Haired Girl Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to spice things up and experience something truly wild and unpredictable? Well, look no further because on our server, you can create your own short-haired girl with green eyes and watch her get into all sorts of crazy shenanigans!

    Imagine a world where your sim can go on epic adventures, build insane structures, and even get railed in all holes using outrageous mods. It’s a virtual playground where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

    So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughs, surprises, and maybe even a little bit of scandal. Who knows what kind of mischief your sim will get into next? The only way to find out is to jump in and start playing!

    Updated November 19, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 8498 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Trashy Aspie #36 Minecraft SMP

    Trashy Aspie #36 Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Want to join a server where the only rule is to have a good time and not take anything seriously? Well, look no further than our server, where the only requirement is to have a sense of humor as wild as a creeper explosion!

    Join us for outrageous adventures, like building a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat or organizing a sheep fashion show. Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

    Plus, we have regular events like “Lava Parkour Mondays” and “TNT Cannon Wednesdays” that will test your skills and your sanity. And don’t worry about griefers or trolls, because we have a team of moderators who are as vigilant as a pack of wolves guarding their territory.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the chaos and hilarity that awaits you. Just remember, if you can’t handle the heat of our lava-filled challenges, then maybe you’re better off building houses in peaceful mode. But where’s the fun in that? Let’s get crafting and laughing together!

    Updated November 19, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 372 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3
    Potions Brewed: 158 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TowerPixel

    TowerPixel

    Welcome to TowerPixel – Where Adventure and Creativity Unite!

    TowerPixel is a thriving Minecraft community offering a wide range of exciting game modes for all types of players. Whether you’re a seasoned survivor, a master builder, or a fierce competitor, TowerPixel has something special for you.

    play.towerpixel.com

    Updated November 19, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 5 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9063 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

    New Minecraft Server
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