Not Your Average Minecraft Server

“Youth, /b/ homos, 14 year old girls, age gap, Appearance, attractiveness, Average, beauty standards, controversial, DATING, inappropriate, internet culture, Minecraft, not attractive, online forums, Opinions, relationships, Server, social media, societal norms, teenagers, ugly old ladies, underage

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6580
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Zombie Dances:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with 14-year-old girls who just aren’t cutting it in the attractiveness department? Well, fear not, because on our server, we cater to a different crowd – the /b/ homos who love to date ugly old ladies! Join us for a wild ride filled with questionable decisions, hilarious banter, and of course, plenty of blocky adventures. Who needs teenage drama when you can have a server full of mature ladies who know how to have a good time? So come on, join us and see why dating ugly old ladies is the new trend in Minecraft!

Rise and Craft 1.21.4

1.21.4, Anon, compassion, Craft, don’t kill yourself, encouragement, good morning, Hope, inspiration, Kindness, love, mental health support, Mental Wellness, motivation, positive affirmations, positive vibes, positivity, Rise, self love, self-care, Suicide prevention, support system, thanks, uplifting messages

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9642
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	36
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Void Armor Forged:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Hey there, fellow Minecraft addicts! Are you tired of boring, basic servers that make you want to dig straight down to bedrock and never come back up? Well, have I got the server for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of redstone!

We’ve got more mods than you can shake a diamond sword at, and our community is so lit, it makes the Nether look like a walk in the park.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s build a world so epic, even Notch himself would be jelly!

BabyRageCraft

BabyRageCraft, Boundaries, caregiving, childcare, Communication, Emotional support, family conflicts, family dynamics, family obligations., family responsibilities, Family Support, favoritism, health concerns, health issues, personal boundaries, refusing to babysit, self-care, sibling relationships, sick baby, surgery, work-life balance

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	8511
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Alien Abductions:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any entitled baby villagers like the ones in this crazy family drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, epic builds, and absolutely no sick babies left in your care.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about getting guilt-tripped into babysitting while dealing with health issues and impending surgery. Instead, you’ll be free to explore, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any family drama following you around.

So why join our server? Well, for starters, we guarantee that no one will call you selfish or weak-minded for taking care of yourself. Plus, if you ever need help or support, our community is always there to lend a hand – no crickets chirping in sight!

Come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to use for your next build. See you in the game – and leave the sick babies at home!

EqualCraft: Where all jobs pay the same!

career choice, career path, career satisfaction, dream job, equal pay, EqualCraft, fulfillment, Happiness, job equality, job fulfillment, job happiness, job market, Job Opportunities, job passion, job preference, job satisfaction, job security, job selection, Jobs, Passion, Pay, salary equality, work-life balance

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	6733
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Void Armor Forged:	21	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1751
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Farms Harvested:	459

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every block you mine pays the same amount of diamonds! That’s right, no more grinding for hours just to get a measly iron ore. Join us and become the richest miner in all of Minecraft!

Imagine a world where being a farmer, a blacksmith, or even a librarian pays just as much as being a diamond miner. You can finally pursue your dream career without worrying about the pay! Want to be a professional sheep shearer? Go for it! Always dreamed of being a fisherman? Now’s your chance!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat it. Rumor has it that whoever slays the Diamond Dragon will be rewarded with endless riches and fame throughout the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your epic journey to become the wealthiest and most famous player in all of Minecraft!

EU Tariff Trumpocalypse

donald trump, economic impact, Economy, EU tariffs, european union, foreign trade, global economy, import/export, international relations, international trade, negotiations, Politics, protectionism, tariff, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade policies, trade sanctions, trade war, Trumpocalypse, united states

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	6316
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Orbs of Power Found:	11

so like, u know how donald trump is all like “tariffs this, tariffs that”? well, on this server, we got no tariffs, just pure minecraft fun! join us and escape the chaos of the real world with our epic builds and crazy adventures. who needs tariffs when u can have creeper explosions and diamond mining, amirite? come join us before donald trump decides to build a wall around our server too! #minecraft4life #notariffsonthisserver

Four Long Toe Horse Land

Animals, equine anatomy, hoofed animals, Horse, horse anatomy, horse anatomy details, horse anatomy facts, horse behavior, horse biology, horse feet, horse hooves, horse legs, horse limbs, horse movement, horse physiology, horse toes, Horses, Land, Legs, Long, mammal anatomy, TOE, Toes, traditional sense

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6024
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6

lol come join our epic minecraft server where horses don’t have legs but really long toes instead. it’s like they’re walking on stilts all the time! imagine riding a horse with stilts, it’s like a circus act every time you go for a ride. plus, our server has a secret underground lair filled with treasure and magical potions. but watch out for the evil chickens that guard it, they have laser eyes and will peck you to death if you’re not careful. so come on over and join the fun, just remember to bring your stilts!

BlockyToddlers: Autism Screening & Education

autism, autism awareness, autism evaluation, Autism Spectrum Disorder, behavioral therapy, BlockyToddlers, child development, developmental delays, early diagnosis, education, healthcare disparities, intervention services, milder symptoms, neurodevelopmental disorders, occupational therapy, parental awareness, pediatrician, Screening, screening tool, special education, speech therapy, Standardized autism screening, toddlers

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	1884
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	84
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1

so, like, imagine you join this cray cray minecraft server, right? like, it’s so lit that it’s like you’re in a whole new world of blocky goodness. we got so many players, it’s like a party up in here 24/7.

but wait, there’s more. our server is so epic that it’s been proven to increase your IQ by like, a million points. yeah, you heard me right. you’ll be building redstone contraptions like a freakin’ genius in no time.

oh, and get this. if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that let you fly around like a majestic blocky bird. you’ll be soaring through the skies, leaving all the other players in awe of your mad skills.

so, what are you waiting for? come join our server and become the ultimate minecraft master. trust me, you won’t regret it. it’s like a whole new world of blocky goodness just waiting for you to explore.

Enderblade

Bedwars, building, Creative, Economy, Enchanting, Exploration, Factions, Farming, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla, villager

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4824
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

A new Minecraft servers hub released today featuring Survival Earth, Skyblock (skywars), Prison and Bedwars.

play.enderblade.com

SentrySMP

AFK Zone, auction house, Auctions, Bounties, building, Community, competitive, Crates, Cross-Play, crossplay, Economy, Exploration, Jobs, Kits, multiplayer, player-driven market, Professions, Rewards, Sandbox, Survival, TRADES, Vanilla

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3149
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	39	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Potions Brewed:	122

Welcome to SentrySMP

SentrySMP is a survival multiplayer server with an economy and crossplay support. Whether you enjoy building, exploring, or competing, there is something for everyone.

Survival with Economy: Earn and spend money through jobs, trades, and auctions Crossplay Support: Play seamlessly on both Java and Bedrock editions Jobs and Skills: Choose professions, level up, and unlock rewards Kits and Crates: Access starter kits and free-to-play crates with amazing rewards Auction House: Buy, sell, and bid on rare items in a player-driven market AFK Zone: Stay active and earn rewards while taking a break Bounties: Set or claim bounties for extra challenges and competition Join SentrySMP today and create your story in a growing and competitive community.

sentrysmp.mc.vagonbrei.eu:25045

Lost in Time 1.21.3

1.21.3, 10. memories, 11. emotional pain, 12. longing for her, 13. thinking of her, 14. emotional longing, 15. missing a loved one, 16. pining, 17. sorrow, 18. feeling empty, 19. Grief, 2. Longing, 20. missing her deeply., 3. heartache, 4. reminiscing, 5. nostalgia, 6. yearning, 7. love lost, 8. loneliness, 9. sadness, Lost, missing someone, Time

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4404
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	210	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	395
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	170
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Crops Grown:	7095	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Votes:	7066
Divine Spears Created:	15	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13

Yo, bro, do I have the server for you! It’s like, the craziest place in Minecraft, like seriously.

You gotta join because the mobs are like, so friendly, they’ll give you hugs instead of attacking you.

And the diamonds? Oh man, they sparkle like Edward Cullen in the sunlight.

Plus, the villagers are all secretly trained ninjas, ready to protect you from any creepers that come your way.

But the best part? The Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood puppy looking for belly rubs.

So come on, join us and experience the most insane Minecraft server ever!

NightmarePornMinecraftSMP

BDSM, Boundaries, consent, consent violations, degradation, ethical porn., Exploitation, fetish, mental health, Nightmare, NightmarePornMinecraftSMP, objectification, porn fantasy, Reality, role-play, rough sex, Sexualization, taboo, Trauma, unrealistic expectations, violence

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4995
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server that you absolutely HAVE to join. It’s like, the most lit place ever, I swear. Like, the admins are all unicorns and the mods are actually aliens from outer space. And get this, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that breathes fire and can fly you around the server. How insane is that?!

But wait, it gets even better. The spawn area is a giant castle made out of candy and the currency on the server is actually chocolate coins. And every time you mine a diamond, a rainbow shoots out of your butt. It’s like, the most magical place ever, bro.

Oh, and did I mention that there’s a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to party? Yeah, it’s wild. Creepers breakdancing, skeletons doing the Macarena, it’s a total rave down there.

So yeah, if you want to join this crazy, wacky, totally bonkers Minecraft server, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like a dream come true, but with more explosions and dancing zombies.

CraftyNationUSA

breaking news, country updates, CraftyNationUSA, current affairs, current events, Global Issues, global news, government updates, international affairs, international relations, media coverage, national news, News, news analysis, news headlines, news updates, political developments, Politics, Usa, world events, world news

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7677
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Potions Brewed:	27
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14

Tired of all the drama in the real world? Come join our Minecraft server where the only news you’ll hear is about epic battles with giant creepers and quests to find the legendary diamond sword! Who needs to worry about politics when you can build your own empire and rule over your friends as the ultimate Minecraft master? Say goodbye to the real world and hello to a land of endless possibilities and endless laughs on our server! Join now and escape the craziness of the real world for good!

SwastikaCraft: Tesla Vandalized!

anti-fascist, SHOWROOM, SwastikaCraft, swastikas, tesla, texts, The Hague, vandalized

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1579
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	New Chunks Explored:	630695
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

hey u, ya u, do u like minecraft? do u like craziness? well come join our server where we have a tesla showroom in the hague that got vandalized with swastikas and anti-fascist texts! it’s like a real life drama but in minecraft! come see the chaos unfold and maybe even help clean up the mess (or make it worse, we don’t judge). join now for a wild ride of adventure and questionable decisions!

Sunlit Starlight Realm

Astronomical Phenomena, Astronomy, astronomy facts, astronomy trivia, celestial bodies, celestial objects, Cosmic, ENERGY, Galaxy, Light, Planetary Systems, Realm, Science, solar system, Space, star names, star systems, Starlight, Sun, Sunlight, Sunlit, Universe

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	217
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Buildings Constructed:	34
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the sun creates sunlight like no other! other servers don’t even compare, their starlight is weak sauce. on our server, the sun is like a disco ball on steroids, shining bright and keeping the creepers at bay.

we’ve got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamond eggs, and cows that give you milkshakes instead of milk. our world is like a psychedelic dream, with rainbow waterfalls and mountains made of candy.

plus, our community is the best around. we’ve got players from all over the world, united in their love for all things minecraft. we have epic build battles, treasure hunts, and even a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the craziest, most fun minecraft server in the universe. trust us, you won’t regret it.

Epic Quests 1.20.4

1.20.4, body image, Confidence, discomfort, Doctor, EMBARRASSMENT, Epic, gyno, hate my life, Health Insurance, Insecurity, insurance company, medical procedure, mental health, physical appearance, Quests, Recovery, self esteem, self-conscious, Shirts, Stares, steroid, surgery

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	1894
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Void Gems Collected:	39	Runes Activated:	8
Animals Bred:	136	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Dimension Hops:	3

Join our Minecraft server and escape from the real world where gyno is a thing! No need to worry about insurance or surgery, just build and explore in our virtual world! Let your creativity shine without any judgment or stares from others. Say goodbye to self-consciousness and hello to endless fun! Don’t let gyno ruin your life, join us and game on!

WaterBottleWars

Behavior, Boundaries, Camera, Confrontation, DISRESPECTFUL, Fence, Kids, neighbors, Nuisance, outside, parents, privacy, recording, STARING, swing set, Throwing, Trash, Water Bottle, WaterBottleWars, wrappers, YARD

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6636
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	114	Towns Built:	4
Secret Passages Found:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from nosy neighbors and their pesky kids! Join us for a wild adventure filled with epic builds and crazy antics.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream house without worrying about nosy neighbors peeking over the fence. Our server offers a safe haven for all Minecraft enthusiasts who just want to enjoy the game in peace.

But that’s not all – we also have a special feature that allows you to throw virtual water bottles at annoying kids who invade your virtual space. Take that, nosy neighbors!

Join us now and experience the thrill of standing up to those who try to ruin your Minecraft experience. Plus, who knows what other outrageous stories and adventures await you on our server. See you there!