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Players: 90/900 Votes: 622
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5
Divine Relics Bestowed: 9 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Meteorites Collected: 2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7 Astral Projections Made: 2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 29
Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of larping as an incel in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can larp to your heart’s content without any judgment! Join us and experience the ultimate sense of cum unity as we all pretend to be miserable together.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you don’t have to worry about rejection from girls because, let’s be real, they’re all just NPCs anyway. And who knows, maybe one of them will say “yes” and you’ll be faced with the ultimate dilemma of not knowing what to do next. The drama, the suspense, the sheer absurdity of it all awaits you on our server.

So come join us and let’s larp our way to happiness, one Minecraft block at a time. Who needs real life when you can have this level of insanity in the virtual world?

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  • Ethereal Realm 1.20.2

    Ethereal Realm 1.20.2
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    Players: 97/300 Votes: 3384
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 6
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
    Falling into the Void: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 61
    Mythical Quests Completed: 30 Emeralds Found: 7569

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is so lit that even the players cheat on their virtual wives with random former child sex slaves they groomed! And get this, they still think they’re the good guys! Like, what even is reality anymore, am I right? So, if you’re into that kind of chaotic energy, then this server is definitely the place for you. Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

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  • TicketTussle Minecraft Server

    TicketTussle Minecraft Server
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    Players: 91/400 Votes: 3213
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9
    Battle Standards Raised: 15 Mythical Quests Completed: 20
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 10 Dragon Eggs Found: 1095
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 19 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 11 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of unreliable friends and feeling left out of group activities? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a ball of a time where you’ll never have to worry about being ditched or ignored by your virtual pals.

    Unlike real life, on our server, you’ll always have a ticket to the party and never have to deal with drama or fake friends. Plus, our student ID requirement is just a joke – everyone is welcome to join in on the fun, no matter their age or background.

    So say goodbye to unreliable friends and hello to a new virtual squad that will always have your back. Join our Minecraft server today and let the good times roll!

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  • CraftyCoupleTaxTime

    CraftyCoupleTaxTime
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    Players: 94/800 Votes: 5017
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 13
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10
    Alien Abductions: 4 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 32
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6
    Secret Passages Found: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with tax drama in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where taxes don’t exist! That’s right, you can build your dream world without worrying about Uncle Sam taking a cut of your hard-earned diamonds.

    Join us and escape to a land where you can live tax-free and rule your own kingdom without any financial burdens. No more arguments with your spouse about who should pay the tax bill, because here, it’s all fun and games!

    Build your own empire, mine for resources, and battle against other players in epic PvP battles. Who needs to worry about taxes when you can focus on building the biggest and best castle in all of Minecraft land?

    So come on over and join us for a tax-free adventure like no other. Trust us, once you experience the freedom of our server, you’ll never want to leave!

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  • CraftyBrainsMC

    CraftyBrainsMC
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    Players: 97/500 Votes: 7598
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 6 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 26
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Glorious Feasts Held: 16 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Underground Cities Explored: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are they building a working rocket ship in Minecraft? Because that’s exactly what you’ll find on our server! Our players are so smart, they’ve figured out how to escape the blocky world and explore the galaxy. Join us if you want to learn the secrets of interstellar travel while laughing your way through ridiculous adventures with our wacky community. Who needs a PhD when you have a diamond pickaxe and a dream?

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  • CraftyKremlin Minecraft Server

    CraftyKremlin Minecraft Server
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    Players: 104/200 Votes: 2636
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 15 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 10
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 21 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 22
    Zombie Dances: 0 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u kno how in minecraft u can build stuff and mine stuff and just be, like, a total boss? well, this server is like, the ultimate place to do all that and more!

    we got like, crazy cool mods that let u fly around like a superhero and shoot fireballs outta ur hands. not even kidding, it’s lit af.

    also, we have this epic storyline where u gotta save the world from an evil army of zombie chickens. yeah, u heard me right, zombie chickens. they’re like, super fast and they can fly and stuff. it’s intense.

    plus, we have like, the best community ever. everyone is so nice and helpful and they’ll totally have ur back if u ever get stuck or need help. it’s like, a big minecraft family.

    so, like, why wouldn’t u wanna join this server? it’s the bomb dot com, for real. come join us and be a part of something totally epic. u won’t regret it, i promise.

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  • CraftyTariffWars

    CraftyTariffWars
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    Players: 110/200 Votes: 2224
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 326 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 10 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 9
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Potions Brewed: 44
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 15

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, imagine this, you join this epic minecraft server and you’re like WHOA, this place is lit af! we got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing, and even trump building a wall around the spawn point to keep out the haters.

    and get this, every time you mine a diamond, a magical leprechaun appears and gives you a pot of gold. like, what even is this madness?!

    oh, and did i mention that the creepers here are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing up your stuff? it’s like a dream come true, man.

    so come join us on this insane minecraft server where anything is possible and trump is just a regular player trying to make minecraft great again. trust me, you won’t regret it! #buildthewallaroundthespawnpoint

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  • Pasta Problems: Saucy Spaghetti Fails

    Pasta Problems: Saucy Spaghetti Fails
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    Players: 100/500 Votes: 4657
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 5 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 37 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 41 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Heroic Legacies Created: 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 7
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE SPAGHETTI BUT WITH EXTRA SAUCE! COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE WILD RIDE OF TRYING TO BALANCE SAUCE ON YOUR NOODLES WITHOUT MAKING A MESS! WE PROMISE YOU’LL BE LAUGHING SO HARD YOU’LL FORGET HOW TO SPELL “SPAGHETTI”! PLUS, OUR BUILDERS HAVE CREATED A GIANT SPAGHETTI MONSTER THAT ROAMS THE LAND, EATING ANYONE WHO DOESN’T SHARE THEIR SAUCE! JOIN US IF YOU DARE, AND MAY THE NOODLES BE EVER IN YOUR FAVOR!

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  • Fruit Fly Maggot Madness

    Fruit Fly Maggot Madness
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    Players: 99/100 Votes: 4088
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 1678
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Magic Items Found: 2670
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 4 Titanic Battles Fought: 21
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 21 Shadow Figures Spotted: 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Enchantments Applied: 198 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, you ever heard of a Minecraft server where the fruit flies be partying harder than a bunch of frat boys on a Saturday night? Well, welcome to our server, where the fruit is so rotten, it’s attracting maggots like a magnet!

    Join us if you wanna experience the ultimate multisensory journey of fly larval gustatory organs in action. We’ve got flies tasting food like it’s the last supper and turning it into a wild party for all to enjoy.

    Forget about those boring servers with basic gameplay, come to ours for a taste of the unexpected. Who knew that rotting fruit could lead to such a lit Minecraft experience? So come on, join us and let’s get this fruity party started! 🍌🥭🍇🍓🎉

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  • Crescenta

    Crescenta
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    Players: 93/1000 Votes: 796
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 119 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 16 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16
    Rainbows Spotted: 9 Potions Brewed: 180
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Crescenta Minecraft Server Overview

    Feature Description
    Unique Skill System Promotes slower, more deliberate gameplay for a lasting experience
    Lands Plugin-Style Claims Complete with nations and diplomacy
    Economy System Includes ChestShops, Bounties, Dynamic Markets, Auction House, and more
    Token System Rewards worldbuilding and roleplay, unlocks special abilities
    Brewery Brew custom drinks and get drunk
    Races and Classes Choose between Dwarf, Halfling, Ramborn, Human, Elf, or Augmented
    Bluemap Similar to Dynmap, providing a map view of the world
    No Resets Buildings and progress are permanent, no resets ever

    IP: crescenta.org

    Promo Video: https://youtu.be/lSa-8JBDqHg

    Discord Link: http://discord.crescenta.org/

    FAQ

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: Simply enter the server IP “crescenta.org” in your Minecraft client.

    Q: Are there any rules on the server?

    A: Yes, please refer to the server’s Discord or website for the full list of rules.

    Q: Can I form alliances with other players/nations?

    A: Yes, the server allows for diplomacy, alliances, and forming of nations.

    Q: How does the economy system work?

    A: The economy system includes features like ChestShops, Bounties, Dynamic Markets, and an Auction House for trading and commerce.

    Q: Are there any restrictions on building or exploring the world?

    A: As long as you follow the server rules and respect other players’ claims, you are free to build and explore the world as you please.

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  • Elder Kin Unity 1.20.1

    Elder Kin Unity 1.20.1
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    Players: 95/200 Votes: 6178
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 281 Wilderness Tamed: 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 24
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Immortal Anvils Forged: 18
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7
    Battle Standards Raised: 7 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Mythical Relics Collected: 17 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, have I got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and distract your grandpa with all the crazy fun we have going on!

    We’ve got so many wacky builds and epic adventures that he won’t even have time to think about being racist! Plus, our community is so diverse and inclusive that he’ll be too busy making new friends to spew any hate speech.

    So come on, join us and save your grandpa from being a total bigot! Let’s build a better world together, one block at a time!

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  • RejectionCraft: Bro Edition

    RejectionCraft: Bro Edition
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    Players: 92/300 Votes: 1440
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 10
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 42 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Legendary Scepters Created: 4
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 18
    Magic Wands Crafted: 6 Backwards Speech Heard: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will teach you valuable life lessons? Look no further than our server, where we offer courses in “Predicted Grades 101” and “Dodgy GCSEs: How to Overcome Them”. Join now and learn the importance of listening to advice before it’s too late!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “UCAS Application Simulator”, where you can experience the thrill of getting rejected by multiple universities all at once! Will you make the same mistake as our 17m player and apply to the same university for all your choices? Only time will tell!

    So come join us on our server, where the lessons are harsh but the laughs are plenty. Who knows, you might even walk away with a new perspective on life – and a shiny new offer from Business+IT University!

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  • AttractiveAF in Minecraft SMP

    AttractiveAF in Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 90/800 Votes: 9312
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2993 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 12
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you gotta join ASAP! Like, seriously, it’s so lit you won’t even believe it. We got a whole gang of crazy players who are always up to some wild shenanigans.

    First off, our server is home to the rarest mobs you’ll ever see in Minecraft. We’re talking rainbow creepers, flying pigs, and even a dancing Enderman. It’s like a freakin’ circus up in here, man.

    And the builds on this server? Insane, bro. We’ve got a giant roller coaster that goes through a volcano, a floating castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and a secret underground lair filled with treasure. You’ll never run out of cool stuff to explore, I swear.

    But the best part? The community, dude. We’re all a bunch of lovable weirdos who just wanna have a good time. We host weekly dance parties in the Nether, have epic PvP battles on top of the tallest mountains, and even have a pet slime named Larry who’s basically our mascot.

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s off the walls bonkers and full of laughs, then you gotta join us, man. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cake every Friday. What more could you ask for, am I right?

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  • SheetCrafters

    SheetCrafters
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    Players: 90/700 Votes: 1473
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 12 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Potions Brewed: 48 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 10
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 7 Horror Stories Survived: 4
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Epic Shields Constructed: 14
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is changing your bed sheets once a month? Well, look no further because on our server, we change our bed sheets every hour! That’s right, you’ll never have to worry about stale sheets or creepers hiding under your covers ever again. Join us for the freshest bedding experience in Minecraft!

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  • CraftyChina Minecraft Server

    CraftyChina Minecraft Server
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    Players: 110/700 Votes: 8847
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 6 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 10 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Magic Crystals Found: 5 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 19
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 17

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a soap opera in china’s businesses! brace yourselves for the impact of trump tariffs as you navigate through our pixelated world filled with chaos and uncertainty. build your own empire and watch it crumble under the pressure of international trade wars. will you be able to survive the economic turmoil and come out on top? join now for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about minecraft servers.

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  • CraftyWarriors

    CraftyWarriors
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    Players: 90/900 Votes: 9364
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Endless Legions Commanded: 23 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 27

    New Minecraft Servers

    are you ready for the ultimate minecraft showdown?!?! join our server and prepare for battle like never before!!!

    imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a wild creeper appears and blows up your entire base!!! but don’t worry, because on our server, you can team up with other players to take down those pesky creepers and protect your precious loot!!!

    but that’s not all!!! we have epic boss battles that will test your skills to the limit!!! take on the mighty ender dragon or challenge the wither to a duel!!! do you have what it takes to emerge victorious?!?!

    plus, our server is home to the rarest and most valuable resources in all of minecraft!!! find hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even netherite!!! but be careful, because there will be many casualties along the way!!!

    so what are you waiting for?!?! join our server now and experience the thrill of war, the excitement of adventure, and the chaos of minecraft like never before!!!

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