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NerdyCraft: Where Discord Nerds Rule & Creeper Scares Drool

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but basic gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us and play alongside 2 discord nerds who communicate solely through interpretive dance using vive trackers, an iPhone, and tracking gloves. Watch as they build entire cities with their feet while juggling flaming swords! And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember, if they can do it, so can you! So come join the madness and see what kind of crazy shenanigans you can get into on our server. Who knows, you might even become a multi-million dollar talent like our discord nerds!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Glorious Feasts Held:	10

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

KimchiCraft: Where Creeper meets K-Pop in a free-to-play virtual world!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with mystery, mayhem, and magical unicorns (yes, we have those).

Ever wondered what happened to all the missing villagers in Minecraft? Well, on our server, they all decided to start a boy band and are now touring the world, leaving behind their empty villages for you to explore and loot to your heart’s content. But beware, they may have left some booby traps behind!

And that’s not all, we have a secret underground disco club run by creepers who love to bust a move when they’re not blowing things up. Plus, our Nether is filled with hot tubs and lava slides for you to relax and unwind after a long day of mining.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Crafty Misfits: The Ultimate Anti-Social Minecraft Server

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Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama, battle against hordes of zombie chickens, and even ride on the back of a flying pig! Our server is so insane that even Herobrine himself wouldn’t dare to step foot in our realm.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret hidden dungeons filled with treasure, a rollercoaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano, and even a dance party with creepers (just make sure to watch your back)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for the most mind-blowing, jaw-dropping, and downright hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a TNT-wielding sheep, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Dimension Hops:	13	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	743395

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

CraftyShipmates – Sail the Seas of Minecraft with ‘/alg/ – Azur Lane General #6316’!

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for our ongoing event “From Zero to Hero” where you can transform from a mere blocky peasant to a legendary warrior. We’ve got ships like SR CA KMS Fredrich Carl and Elite CL Liverpool waiting for you to conquer the seas with.

But wait, there’s more! How about a fantasy RPG skin for Jade that will make you the envy of all your fellow players? Or maybe you’re more into the Vampire META on a Cruise Mission – we’ve got that too!

Don’t forget to bind your account though, or you might lose all your progress when the game updates. And remember, we don’t have our own discord because we’re too cool for that.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of our Minecraft server and become a legend in your own right. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secrets of the Abyssal Refrain or the Little Cheshire rerun. The possibilities are endless, just like the blocks in our world!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

HappyCraft: Where even creepers can’t bring you down! #MinecraftMoodBoost

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Are you tired of feeling like a sad, sad panda in Minecraft? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us and say goodbye to depression as you embark on epic quests filled with rainbows, unicorns, and endless amounts of diamond blocks! Our community is so uplifting, you’ll forget what it’s like to feel down in the dumps. So come on, join us and let’s turn that frown upside down!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Star Shards Collected:	138	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Pixelated Pervs & Picasso

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Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with block merging, comfy UIs, and automatic diffusion like you’ve never seen before.

Need some guidance? Check out our new user guide and controlnet for all your Minecraft needs. And don’t forget to explore our animation samplers for a truly mind-blowing experience.

But that’s not all – we’ve got models, embeddings, characters, celebs, prompts, and even fetish content to keep you entertained for hours on end. Dive into the madness with links to Civitai, Majinai, Huggingface, and more.

Looking for a challenge? Try our LoRa training scripts or explore our archive for some OP pasta that will leave you speechless. And don’t forget to check out our related boards for even more outrageous resources.

So why wait? Join us on this Minecraft server for a journey unlike any other. But be warned – once you enter, there’s no turning back. Let the chaos begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Gods Slained:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

GF Shaped Minecraft Madness

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you question your very existence? Look no further, because our server is so wild, it’ll have you asking “if not GF, why GF shaped?”

Join us for a one-of-a-kind experience where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so wacky, even the Ender Dragon has a secret talent for breakdancing.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to a dance-off. And if you win, you get a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples!

So why settle for a normal Minecraft server when you can join us and experience the madness for yourself? Remember, on our server, if it’s not GF shaped, then why even bother?

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Divine Spears Created:	20	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Crafty Coco’s Tummy Time

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, say goodbye to those lame servers and join us at Mococoeh tummy! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined Mococoeh tummy and discovered a secret portal that led to a world made entirely out of candy! Can you imagine building your dream house out of chocolate bars and gummy bears? It’s a sweet tooth’s paradise!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server, guarded by a giant chicken with diamond armor. Will you be brave enough to face the chicken and claim the treasure for yourself?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – every full moon, the players on Mococoeh tummy transform into werewolves and go on epic adventures under the moonlight. Who knows what kind of mischief you’ll get up to as a werewolf?

So what are you waiting for? Join us at Mococoeh tummy for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your appetite for adventure and your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Crafty McCraftface: The Ultimate Blocky Masterpiece Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why you should:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the game with their infinite wisdom and llama-ness.

2. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Creeper busting out some sick moves on the dance floor.

3. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Don’t ask us how it works, just come and bask in its glory.

4. We have a giant floating castle made entirely out of cake. Yes, you read that right. A castle. Made out of cake. Need I say more?

5. Our server is protected by a magical force field that repels all griefers and trolls. You can build to your heart’s content without fear of someone coming along and ruining your masterpiece.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure and let the llama guides lead you to victory!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Gender Bender Craft: Where Politics and Pixels Collide!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama or excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the juicy political debates about (attractive) male to female transexuals! Join us for heated discussions, epic battles, and maybe even a little bit of romance 😉 Who knew pixels could be so scandalous? So come on down and join the chaos, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5515
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

LimbusCraft – Where the only limit is your imagination! #1399

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through mirror dungeons, where you’ll face off against the Mirror of the Lake and the Mirror of the Wuthering. But that’s not all, hop on the Refraction Railway Line 3 – MirrorClock OrangeRoad for a truly mind-bending experience!

And remember, this server is directly tied to the setting of Project Moon’s previous games, so expect some crazy spoilers. But hey, who doesn’t love a good plot twist, am I right? So download the game now and join us on this epic adventure through Limbus Company!

But wait, there’s even more! Check out our official twitter, youtube, and site for all the latest updates. And if you need some extra info on EGO and Sinner, we got you covered with our useful resources and general guide. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane journey through the world of Minecraft like never before!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	25
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Crafty Kim’s Block Party: Where South Korean moms and Minecraft collide in hilarious chaos! 🇰🇷🎮

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Join our Minecraft server and experience the craziest pool parties ever! Our server is so wild, even your mom will make you strip naked and jump into the pool with strangers’ kids. Who needs swim shorts anyway? Our South Korean friend will welcome you with open arms (and maybe some weird rules) for a night you’ll never forget. Don’t miss out on the chance to make awkward memories that will last a lifetime on our server!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9967	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	New Chunks Explored:	581363

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Galko’s MILF Kingdom: Where Minecraft meets unexpected plot twists!

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Join our Minecraft server and witness the epic tale of Galko-chan, who is not your average Minecraft player. She’s on a mission to become the most dangerous MILF in the game, and she needs your help to do it!

Explore a world filled with crazy adventures, where you’ll encounter giant spiders, explosive creepers, and maybe even a dragon or two. But don’t worry, Galko-chan has a secret weapon – her killer sense of humor!

Join her on quests to collect rare resources, build the most epic structures, and take down any enemies that stand in your way. And who knows, maybe you’ll even become a dangerous MILF yourself!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and be a part of the madness. Galko-chan is counting on you to help her achieve her ultimate goal – to be the most feared MILF in all of Minecraft!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
New Chunks Explored:	308700	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Mines Excavated:	3297
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Pixel Peen Palace: AI-Generated Chaos & Creations

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even Pokemon have feelings! Join us for a wild adventure filled with block merging, comfy UI, and automatic diffusion.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so advanced, it’s like something out of a sci-fi movie. We have LoRa training, AMD GPU settings, and even a link hub that will blow your mind.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our server is so epic, it’s like being in an episode of The Walking Dead. Get ready to embark on a journey like no other, where you can explore models, embeddings, characters, and even fetish content.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the craziest, most exciting adventure of your life!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8512	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Blocky Diagnosis: The Minecraft Server for LOLz & Building Madness!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything exciting or new? Well, look no further because our server is the cure for your Minecraft boredom! Join us and experience a whole new level of insanity and hilarity.

We have so many crazy things to offer, like a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs, a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, and a secret underground base filled with talking cows. And that’s just the beginning!

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll also get access to a special mini-game where you have to fight off an army of evil llamas with only a carrot as your weapon. Trust us, it’s way more intense than it sounds.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and become a part of the most ridiculous and outrageous Minecraft community on the planet. Who needs a doctor when you have our server to cure all your Minecraft woes?

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Runes Activated:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3