Not in My Backyard Abortion Zone | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Capy World: Where the diamonds flow like melted butter 🦙🌟🍀

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Welcome to Capy World!

A cozy 18+ Java server (1.21) with a small group of active players and some serious building talent!

Our next big project: turning the shopping district into a full town—zoo, museum, mall, and all!

What we offer:

Shopping District	Build your own shop, explore the district, and save yourself some time by spending your diamonds at someone’s store!
Spooky Vibes	Join our Halloween base contest! We have fun prizes like diamonds and netherite for the winner.
Safe & Sound	We stay grief-free with land claims and coreprotect.
Explore Easily	Set homes, use warps and RTP around the world for quick navigation!
Plan on Staying?	Stick around for 2 weeks to receive our “Friend” role: you’ll unlock /fly and /kittycannon!

Sound like something you’d like to try out? Our discord server is linked on my profile, but you can also add me on Discord (gwostea) to join! 🙂

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join by adding “gwostea” on Discord and following the instructions provided.
Is there an age requirement?	Yes, this server is only for players aged 18 and above.
Can I build in the shopping district?	Yes, players are encouraged to build their own shops in the shopping district.
How can I participate in the Halloween base contest?	Details for the contest will be announced on the server and Discord. Stay tuned for updates!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Potions Brewed:	73	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Crafty Kingdom – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride through the Lands Between, where you can team up with your friends and take on epic quests to defeat powerful enemies.

With our latest patch, we’ve added new features and fixed bugs to make your gaming experience even more enjoyable. Plus, our character planners will help you create the ultimate warrior to conquer all challenges that come your way.

But that’s not all – our interactive map will guide you through the treacherous terrain, and our group password “erg” will grant you access to exclusive areas and rewards. And if you dare to touch the Bloodstain, who knows what secrets you may uncover!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember, in the Lands Between, anything can happen – so be prepared for the unexpected!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Love Letters Sent:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Villages Defended:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

””> International Break Minecraft SMP””

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Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like the international break of Minecraft SMPs!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and unexpected plot twists that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy, a hidden treasure map that leads to a portal to the Nether, and a group of mischievous villagers who are always up to no good.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the international break of Minecraft SMPs like never before!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	3666
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Potions Brewed:	66
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	6313	Buildings Constructed:	32

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

CrushCraft SMP: Heart Eyes 😍

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Join our Minecraft SMP and find your true love! Our server is filled with romantic adventures and love potions that will make your heart flutter. Who needs dating apps when you can find your soulmate while mining for diamonds?

We have a legendary love story of two players who met on our server and built a castle together. It was so romantic that even the creepers shed a tear. Join us and create your own epic love saga!

Plus, rumor has it that if you find the rare Heart-Shaped Block hidden deep within our world, your crush will instantly fall for you. Who needs chocolates and flowers when you have pixelated romance?

So come join our Minecraft SMP and let the love games begin! Who knows, you might just find your player two.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

BlockyLoveQuest

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Forget about love languages and compatibility tests, the real test of a relationship is surviving on our Minecraft server together! Join us and see if your bond can withstand the challenges of building, mining, and surviving in a world filled with creepers, zombies, and lava pits. Who needs couples therapy when you can just fight off a horde of skeletons together? Plus, rumor has it that diamonds are a girl’s best friend, so why not mine them together and prove your love in pixels and blocks? Join us and see if your relationship can survive the ultimate test – surviving in Minecraft!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	185
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

CraftyMarineMC Server

14 years, Conflict Resolution, CraftyMarineMC, diplomatic issues, foreign affairs, HUMAN RIGHTS, Imprisonment, international relations, justice for soldiers, justice system, legal proceedings, Military, military service, political tensions, russia, sentenced, Server, serving, Trevor Reed, Ukraine, US Marine, War Crimes

come join our minecraft server, where we have US Marine Trevor Reed as our honorary player! he may be serving 14 years in russia for doing something in ukraine, but on our server, he’s a legend! watch him build epic structures with his bare hands, while dodging russian spies and ukrainian rebels! join now for a chance to team up with this real-life hero and conquer the virtual world together! who needs freedom when you have minecraft, amirite?

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6936	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Love Letters Sent:	11
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

KremlinCraft: Missile Mayhem!

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OMG u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like a war zone up in here! We got Russian weapons depot blowin’ up left and right, North Korean missiles flyin’ everywhere, and Ukraine’s military goin’ bonkers! It’s like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft form! Join now before you miss out on all the explosive fun! 🚀💣🔥

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Towns Built:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Play Outside Now – No More Obesity

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HEY U! YEAH U! WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL U WHY U SHOULD!

SO, LIKE, RESEARCH SAYS THAT KIDS WHO PLAY OUTSIDE WHEN THEY’RE LITTLE HAVE LESS CHANCE OF BECOMING CHONKY LATER ON! YEAH, LIKE, 15% LESS CHANCE! SO, IF U WANNA STAY FIT AND FABULOUS, JOIN OUR SERVER AND RUN AROUND LIKE A CRAZY PERSON!

ALSO, DID U KNOW THAT PLAYING MINECRAFT CAN MAKE U SMARTER? YEAH, SCIENTISTS SAY THAT BUILDING STUFF IN THE GAME CAN IMPROVE UR BRAINPOWER! SO, COME ON OVER AND BUILD SOME EPIC CASTLES AND STUFF!

OH, AND IF U JOIN OUR SERVER, U MIGHT JUST RUN INTO A WILD LLAMA RIDING A CREEPER! YEAH, WE’VE GOT SOME CRAZY STUFF GOIN’ ON HERE! SO, WHAT R U WAITIN’ FOR? COME JOIN US AND HAVE A BLAST!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

What is the IP for HALO Minecraft Server?

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HALO is a popular and influential video game franchise developed by Bungie and later 343 Industries. The series follows the adventures of Master Chief, a futuristic super soldier, as he battles alien forces to save humanity from destruction. Known for its engaging gameplay, immersive storytelling, and ground-breaking multiplayer modes, HALO has become a staple in the gaming industry since its debut in 2001. The franchise has spawned numerous sequels, spin-offs, novels, and even a live-action series, making it one of the most beloved and successful sci-fi universes in gaming history.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Void Armor Forged:	21	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

”’> Yoo Minecraft Server”

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Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a special feature where your character’s jacket is actually soft to the touch. It’s like playing Minecraft in a cozy blanket!

2. We have a mini-game where you can jack off on a Macintosh computer. Don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

3. Asher Roth himself makes special appearances on our server. You can hang out with him while drinking apple sauce and living your best life.

4. And if that’s not enough, we have a whole community of goth bitches waiting to be your Minecraft companions. Who wouldn’t want that kind of support in the virtual world?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Zombie Dances:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Mines Excavated:	2442

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Anus Minecraft SMP Weakness

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, our players discovered a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that gave them the power to shoot lasers from their eyes. Yes, you read that right. Laser eyes. And that’s just the beginning of the madness on this server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have also uncovered a hidden village where the villagers speak in nothing but puns. Can you imagine trying to trade with a villager who only speaks in dad jokes? It’s a laugh riot, I tell you.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our players have also formed alliances with the creepers. That’s right, the creepers are now on our side, helping us prank unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go.

So if you’re ready to join a Minecraft SMP where anything is possible, where the absurd is the norm, and where laser eyes and pun-loving villagers are just the tip of the iceberg, then come on in and join the fun. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Enchantments Applied:	140	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Dimension Hops:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

BedtimeBros

adulting, Argument, bedtime, BedtimeBros, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, cousin, Decision making, family, INDEPENDENCE, Listening, misunderstanding, partner, personal space, quality time, relationship, Respect, sleep schedule, staying up late

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where bedtime rules don’t apply! Join us for a wild night of gaming and staying up late, just like the OP who refused to go to bed when their girlfriend wanted them to.

On our server, you can stay up as late as you want, play games with your friends, and never worry about someone telling you it’s time to sleep. We encourage rebellious behavior and standing up for your right to stay awake!

So come join us and let’s stay up all night, just like the OP who caused a rift in their relationship by refusing to go to bed. Who needs sleep when there’s Minecraft to be played? Join now and be a part of our late-night gaming crew!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	409	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Void Gems Collected:	20	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	112	Treasure Maps Found:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

LonelyCraft SMP

coping mechanisms, Emotional healing, inner peace, introspection, ISOLATION, Loneliness, LonelyCraft, mental health, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self isolation, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, smp, social anxiety, solitude

Are you tired of being a lone wolf in the Minecraft world? Do you long for companionship and shenanigans with fellow blockheads? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party room where we dance the night away with our pet creepers.

But beware, rumors say that the server is haunted by a mischievous ghost named Steve, who loves to prank unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to face the ghostly antics and become a legend in our server’s history?

So come on, don’t be a lonely potato in a world of carrots. Join our server and become part of the wackiest Minecraft family you’ll ever meet!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

BrokeButHappyCraft

BROKE, BrokeButHappyCraft, Choice, Contentment, decision, emotional well being, financial status, fulfillment, fulfillment over money, Happiness, happiness over wealth, Happy, life satisfaction, MONEY, not happy, perspective, Priorities, Rich, success, VALUES, wealth

Are you tired of being stuck in the real world, debating between being broke and happy or rich and miserable? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can have the best of both worlds!

Join us and experience a world where you can mine for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig. Build your dream mansion out of solid gold blocks and then watch it get destroyed by a pack of mischievous creepers.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can participate in epic battles against giant chickens and ride into battle on a unicorn. Who needs real-world problems when you can have all this craziness at your fingertips?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to real-world dilemmas. Happiness and riches await you in this wacky Minecraft world!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Emeralds Found:	6326
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	105	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Farms Harvested:	838
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	10

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

NetZeroNK: Bonkers Fuel Plan

#sustainability, anger, bonkers, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, climate change, controversial, diplomatic relations, ENERGY, energy independence, energy security, environmental policy, Fossil Fuels, Fuel, fuel import, Government, greenhouse gases, international relations, net zero, NetZeroNK, North Korea, Plan, renewable energy, uk

so this server is like that time the UK was like “let’s import fuel from North Korea to reach net zero emissions” but instead of that nonsense, you can join us and have a blast in Minecraft land! we got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide. plus, our diamonds are so shiny they blind the Ender Dragon. come join us and experience the madness for yourself! who needs North Korea fuel when you got this level of chaos?!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5