Welcome to NotHermitcraft!

Description NotHermitcraft is a community-driven Vanilla SMP, and we’re recruiting for new members to join our 4.5th season! NHC has been around since 2019 and has grown into a friendly community of all sorts of players – redstoners, builders, role-players and more.
Server Info Version: Java 1.21.1 Server Location: London, England Type: Vanilla SMP
Rules
  1. No swearing or you have to put a diamond in the Swore Jar – we want the server to be wholesome like Hermitcraft.
  2. Be cool to one another.
  3. No griefing, hacking, x-raying, duping, glitching etc.
  4. No ‘adult’ content / discussion etc since there are younger players around.

Frequently Asked Questions

How do I join NotHermitcraft?

You will find the Application Form in our Discord server, click here.

Can I participate in events on the server?

Apart from the usual NHC events, we also host other events through Discord – like Last Life and UHC, movie nights and party games!

What happens during a Soft Reset event?

A Soft Reset event means everyone stores their inventories and joins a new adventure with a collaboration theme to encourage working together with different players. The Season 4 world is almost 2 years old with no plans to reset, preserving your progress.

Are there age restrictions on the server?

We have players from ages 14 to 50ish from various locations around the world, with a diverse mix of gender identities and abilities. We aim to create a welcoming community for players of all backgrounds.

What are some of the server rules?

Some of the key rules include no swearing, being respectful to others, no griefing or hacking, and refraining from ‘adult’ content or discussions due to the presence of younger players.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players: 106/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • LebCraft Peacekeepers

    LebCraft Peacekeepers
    LOL THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN PRESIDENT MICHAEL D HIGGINS WANTS TO JOIN! HE SAYS IT’S LIKE AN ‘OUTRAGEOUS’ PARTY IN ISRAEL THREATENING PEACEKEEPERS IN LEBANON, BUT INSTEAD OF WAR, WE’RE BUILDING EPIC CASTLES AND SLAYING DRAGONS TOGETHER! COME JOIN US FOR SOME CRAZY FUN AND MAYHEM, WHO NEEDS PEACE WHEN YOU CAN HAVE MINECRAFT MADNESS?! 🎉🏰🐲

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Lost Chunk Adventures

    Lost Chunk Adventures
    OMG u guyz, dis server is like a hidden treasure chest waiting to be discovered! Our scientists have found a lost chunk of seafloor filled with ancient structures and epic loot! Join now and be the first to uncover these mysterious wonders! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this underwater world of madness and mayhem! Swim with dolphins, battle sea monsters, and explore hidden caves filled with diamonds and gold! Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this epic quest for glory and riches! Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7 Cosmic Pies Baked: 7
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Magical Moments Shared: 24
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 7 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of insanity!

    Join us on our server where the mobs have all learned how to dance the Macarena and the villagers are secretly plotting a revolution against the players. Don’t be surprised if you stumble upon a secret underground disco party or a group of chickens forming a rock band.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Streaming Hord, a group of elite players who stream their epic adventures for the world to see. Join them in their quest to defeat the Ender Dragon while wearing nothing but a tutu and a top hat.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back. It’s a streaming hord of fun waiting for you!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 18
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Heroic Legacies Created: 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Mythical Relics Collected: 10

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • DivorceCraft: Dad’s Drama

    DivorceCraft: Dad’s Drama
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all your family drama? Look no further! Our server is so epic, it will make you want to run away and start a whole new life in a virtual world!

    Join us and escape the real world where parents are divorcing, moms are abusive, and dads are feeling like failures. On our server, you can be whoever you want to be, build whatever you want to build, and never have to worry about family drama again!

    We promise that our server will make you feel so good, you’ll never want to leave. So come join us and leave all your troubles behind – because in our Minecraft world, the only drama is deciding which block to place next!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 24
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 4 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • 5MinLegalMadness Minecraft SMP

    5MinLegalMadness Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme! Imagine a world where everything is legal for five minutes – that’s right, you can finally steal your neighbor’s diamonds without any consequences! But beware, they might just turn the tables on you and steal your enchanted gear right back.

    Join us for epic battles, insane pranks, and unexpected alliances as you navigate through a world where the only rule is there are no rules. Want to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a suit of armor made out of melons? Why not!

    But be prepared for the unexpected, as our server is filled with secret traps, hidden treasures, and mysterious creatures that will keep you on your toes. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, in this world, anything goes – for five glorious minutes, at least.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 11
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 48
    Runes Activated: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 10
    Villages Defended: 20 Soul Contracts Signed: 5

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • PixelPleasures

    PixelPleasures
    Imagine a Minecraft server where every time you log in, you are greeted by a chorus of singing parrots and dancing llamas. Yes, you heard that right – our server is filled with musical animals that are guaranteed to put a smile on your face!

    But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a skeleton do the moonwalk!

    And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a ride on our rollercoaster made entirely out of enchanted diamond blocks? It’s a wild ride that will have you screaming with delight (and possibly terror)!

    So come join us on this wacky and wonderful Minecraft server where every day is a new adventure and every small thing is guaranteed to make your day better. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Alien Abductions: 5 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 7
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • ShipwreckedNavyCraft

    ShipwreckedNavyCraft
    so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a nz navy ship run aground and sinks, but in minecraft, ya know? you can build your own ship and watch it sink to the bottom of the ocean, it’s like a party down there with all the drowned mobs and treasure chests. join us if you wanna experience the thrill of sinking ships and building epic underwater bases, it’s gonna be a wild ride, matey!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 19 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8
    Treasure Maps Found: 8 Ether Blades Crafted: 16
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Elemental Crystals Collected: 28
    Crops Grown: 7130 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 30

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Block Party

    Block Party
    join our epic minecraft server, where we have no rules and chaos reigns supreme! we call it “Trojan Condoms” cuz we sneak into your world and bring the party with us. imagine riding a llama into battle while wearing a diamond-encrusted tutu, that’s just a regular tuesday on our server.

    we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and magical potions that will turn you into a flying pig. and don’t even get me started on our pet dragon army, they breathe rainbow fire and love to dance to dubstep.

    if you’re looking for a wild ride full of surprises and insanity, then come join us on “Trojan Condoms” and see what kind of mayhem you can unleash. just remember, anything goes on our server, so be prepared for the unexpected.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 11 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Epic Shields Constructed: 23 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Holy Pixel Well-Being

    Holy Pixel Well-Being
    Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we got religious and scientific beliefs chilling together like besties! Like, who knew that believing in both could actually make you feel better? It’s like a magical potion for your soul, dude.

    We got 55,230 peeps from 54 countries vibing on our server, spreading those pro-science beliefs like confetti at a party. And guess what? It’s making them feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Like, who needs therapy when you got Minecraft, amirite?

    So, if you wanna level up your well-being and have a blast with like-minded peeps, join our server now! We promise you won’t regret it. Plus, we have unicorns and rainbows. Okay, maybe not, but it’s still pretty awesome.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Towns Built: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 2
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 30 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    New Chunks Explored: 866434 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 6 Mythical Swords Crafted: 31
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Blocky Fart Minecraft Server

    Blocky Fart Minecraft Server

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamond blocks, enchanted golden apples, and a pet dragon egg. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a magical unicorn stable where you can ride rainbow-colored unicorns into battle against evil creepers. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. So join now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! farts again

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 26
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 38 Mysterious Portals Opened: 14
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Astral Projections Made: 0

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • > Development Driven Minecraft SMP

    > Development Driven Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only development happening is your character leveling up? Well, look no further because our server is all about “development driven development”!

    Join us and witness the magic of trees growing into skyscrapers, pigs evolving into flying unicorns, and diamonds turning into disco balls! Our server is so advanced that even the blocks themselves are constantly evolving and changing.

    But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise, and they’re plotting to take over the server with their mind-bending technology. Will you join forces with them or fight against their devious plans? The choice is yours!

    So come on down to our server and experience a whole new level of Minecraft madness. Who needs regular old development when you can have “development driven development” instead?

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 5 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6
    Farms Harvested: 377 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • SkincareCraft Minecraft Server

    SkincareCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of your skincare products mysteriously disappearing faster than you can say “moisturize me, baby”? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of drama and passive-aggressive roommate battles over expensive lotions and potions.

    Picture this: you log on to our server, ready to build your dream castle, only to find that your roommate has already claimed all the prime real estate for her skincare shrine. Will you confront her and risk being labeled as the villain? Or will you join forces with other players to overthrow her reign of lotion-stealing terror?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to mythical creatures who thrive on stealing skincare products for their own beauty rituals. Will you be able to protect your precious potions from these sneaky monsters, or will you find yourself embroiled in a skincare war like no other?

    So come on down to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as thick as a hydrating face mask and the friendships are as fragile as a glass bottle of serum. Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate skincare showdown!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Enchantments Applied: 218
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 38 Dragon Scales Harvested: 437
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Mom’s Wedding Bribe Server

    Mom’s Wedding Bribe Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family drama and the struggles of eloping? Look no further, our server is the perfect place for you!

    Join us and escape the drama of family conflicts, just like our player who eloped to avoid the chaos of wedding planning. No need to worry about choosing who to invite or dealing with expectations from step-siblings who think they should be in the wedding party.

    But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll have the chance to experience the thrill of virtual elopement with your in-game partner. Avoid all the stress of planning a wedding and jump straight into the fun!

    Don’t miss out on the opportunity to elope in style on our Minecraft server. Who needs a real wedding when you can have a virtual one with us? Join now and say “I do” to the adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Haunted Chests Opened: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 9
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • AttractiveAF in Minecraft SMP

    AttractiveAF in Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old dirt houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the most unexpected thing someone can do to instantly make them 10 times more attractive is… wearing a pumpkin on their head while riding a pig!

    But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy adventures and insane stories. Rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of dancing creepers who only speak in pig Latin. And don’t even get us started on the legendary chicken jousting tournaments that take place every full moon.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (and your pig ridden)!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13 Void Gems Collected: 38
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Infinite Doors Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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